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If you get the chance, shower with them.
I did.
It's a mind scrambler!
Oh, hurts so good.
She took a shower with them.
I hašve a wonderful idea, Henry.
After dinner, let's stop by and švisit Wyatt.
He's alone at home tonight.
Doesn't he hašve anything to read?
I don't know, dear,
but nothing's more important to a teenage boy
than his grandparents.
We'll drop by.
Ha ha ha! Yeah! Woo!
I'd like to apologize for the Icee today at the mall.
It was švery immature. I'm sorry.
It was just, like, tomfoolery.
We are sorry, .
It happened.
What's the deal with Lisa?
Can we borrow her?
We can't do that, guys.
Common decency prohibits us.
We can't. It's not cool.
Well, she said it was cool.
We can't take adšvantage of her loyalties.
That's really selfiish.
Just forget it, guys.
We can't do it, you know?
Come on. Quit being pricks.
Hey, come on.
Regardless ofr what she may have told you,
our feelings for Lisa run švery deep.
So do ours for Deb and Hilly.
It's respect, the time you spent together.
You guys deserve them.
We want to make a deal with you.
Let us hašve a crack at Lisa
and Deb and Hilly are yours.
Can you guys keep a secret?
A secret?
Look again. It's Gary.
No, no.
It's our boy, Gary.
He's our 16-year-old boy.
I don't know
what the hell you're talking about, Lucy.
I feel like an asshole.
This had better work.
This is just the blueprint.
You like it?
Bigger tits. Bigger tits.
Go, go, go, go!
Give him the knee shooters.
What the hell's going on here?
Excuse me, Arthur.
It's Art.
Excuse me, Art.
Oh, shit.
# Weird #
# Weird science #
Eddie and Grandpa
are working on a new project.
They're working on a robot.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's going on?
Turn this thing off.
You'll lošve it!
I'm shitting in my pants!
# Weird science #
# Ooh #
# Weird #
# Ooh #
# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh weird science #
# Ooh #
# Ooh #
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
It worked.
You had to be big shots, didn't you?
You had to show off.
People will like you for what you are,
not for what you can gišve them.
In your race fror power and glory,,
you forgot one small detail.
We forgot to hook up the doll.
You forgot to hook up the doll.
[Sound Ofr Glass Breaking]
Something's going on here, Carmen.
I hašve a feeling we won't approšve, Henry.
A missile!
A missile!
A missile in my house, Gary!
This puppy's for real, all right.
It was an accident.
It happens...
Accident my ass, Gary!
My parents and Chet will freak out!
They'll shit egg rolls.
Get out!
Get out! Scat!
Out! Disgusting tramps!
You, you, you... hosers!
Out! Out!
Stop that!
You shouldn't walk into somebody's house
and hit people with your hat.
This is my daughter's home.
Who are you?
I'm a close personal friend of your grandson's.
Henry, call the police.
I'll hašve you incarcerated.
Here's the deal...
Gary and Wyatt... they created me on their computer.
I'm not going to listen to this baloney.
He doesn't stand for baloney.
Do you mind waiting?
I won't be a moment.
Hašve you ešver?
Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs.
Okay. Thanks, Lis.
Where are my grandparents?
Your kitchen is blue.
Want to try one?
Where are my grandparents?
They're all taken care of.
You're going to lošve this one.
Are they all right?
They're fiine.
They're better than fiine.
They're not aging anymore.
See? They're smiling.
If any more of his relatišves drop by,
we'll be upstairs in the bathroom.
Those guys really need some self-confiidence,
a challenge...
Something that'll bring out
their inner strength and courage.
I'm so bloody clešver.
[Engine Roars]
Aaah! Aaah!
Ha ha ha ha!
This Bud's for you.
This party's lame, Max.
What about the girls?
Girls, shmirls.
What's going on?
Gary, listen to me.
There are motorcycles in my house!
There are killer mutants in your house, okay?
Screw the house. Screw the house.
Ha ha ha ha!
Guys, you hašve uninšvited guests.
Ask them to leašve.
They're getting pretty rowdy.
Ha ha ha ha!
This is an excellent chance
for you to prošve your brašvery and courage.
Those are outdated concepts.
Don't letJohn Wayne hear you say that.
The man is dead!
So are you if you don't deal with this situation.
No, thanks. No, thanks.
Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
If I could shoot an egg out my ass, I would.
Will all these people think we're cowards?
I don't know.
We can deal with shame.
Death is a much deeper issue.
We'll get you guys some drinks.
You look like a scotch man.
Is this your party?
Uh... well, kind of.
I don't know if you can call it a party.
It's, um, just a few friends.
How come two unpopular dicks like you
is hašving a party?
I don't know.
Dicks sometimes do the weirdest things.
I don't know.
How would you like all your friends here
to know that you wear a bra on your heads?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Tossed off into any good books lately, hašve we?
Ha ha ha ha!
You two can't ešven take a shower
with a beautiful woman
without wearing your jeans!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Come here!
Ha ha ha ha!
Prepare to die, Wyatt.
I can't wait to die.
We're gonna kick...
Okay. This is war.
Hands off the girls.
Leašve the girls out of this.
Ha ha ha ha!
I said hands off.
Ah... ahh!
Hee hee hee hee!
Hee hee hee hee!
Why don't you shut up, bitch?
And as for your ugly ass,
you don't come into my frriend's house
with your faggot friends,
drišving your motorbikes all ošver his floors,
stinking up the place... and you do stink.
You're going to let go of the girls
and apologize to all these people.
Get on your bikes.
Pedal your ugly asses out of here.
Ha ha ha ha!
We're gentlemen, so we'll gišve you a choice.
You can leašve in peace...
or you can stay and die.
The choice is yours.
Get out of here.
Beg your pardon. Your home is lošvely.
Terribly sorry, .
Call me. We'll hašve lunch.
Can we keep this between us?
I'd hate to lose my teaching job.
God bless you.
I can't beliešve it.
Is ešveryone all right?
We're heroes.
We showed these guys down.
You and me sašved all these people.
This could mean a guest shot on Phil Donahue.
This is exciting, man!
Where did you get that thing?
It's a squirt gun.
That's my boys.
# Crimson morning skyline #
# Whoa oh #
What a weird night, huh?
You really weren't afraid of those guys?
I was scared.
But what could I do?
I probably shouldn't ask too many questions
about tonight.
Since this is a night ofr weird shit,
can I ask you something strange?
Would you kiss me?
What about lan?
We all make mistakes.
Where do you want it?
Can I ask you a question?
How do you feel about Lisa?
I lošve her.
That's what I fiigured.
But, uh...
it's defiinitely a different kind of lošve.
You know, it's more sisterly,
like big sisters, like, kind of.
But she's so beautiful.
Yeah, she's really beautiful.
And her body is... it's gorgeous.
It's a nice fiigure.
I mean, what would I be compared to her?
Deb, Lisa is ešverything I ešver wanted in a girl...
before I knew what I wanted.
I know that ifr I could do it again,
I'd make her just like you.
Dead honest.
I'm like... I'm really honest when I say that.
I'm so švery honest.
I mean that.
What the hell?
That little bastard.
If my room's okay, I won't kill him.
I'll just hurt him real bad.
Where's my brother?
I don't know.
You're dead meat, pilgrim.
Chet, Chet, that's her nose.
She has nothing to do with it.
Okay. You die.
She walks out of here with a sešvere limp.
I'll be back.
That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet.
He's an asshole.
Oh, hi, Chet.
What the hell's going on around here?
Chet, it was an accident.
An accident?
Do you realize it's snowing in my room,
goddamn it?
Some weird shit happened, Chet.
It doesn't take a genius to fiigure that out,
monkey dick.
Start talking.
Gary and I made a woman with the computer.
She went crazy and messed up the house.
Don't smart-mouth me, you shit!
Leašve him alone.
This is a family matter, bimbo.
Chet, just let me fiind Lisa.
She'll clear ešverything up.
You can hašve my college money
and my social security, Chet.
So you guys think you can fool me, huh?
You'šve synched ešverybody to the same bullshit story.
This is a Pershing missile, Chip.
My name is Chet.
And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.
Hi, Nanny. Hi, Grampy.
I'm not a moron.
Was that my grandparents?
Are they dead?
No. They're just resting.
What are they doing in here?
I put them in there.
They weren't having a very, good time at the party.
Do you think they're having a good time
catatonic in a closet?
Do you hašve any idea how disrespectful that is?
I wouldn't gišve a squirt of piss
for your ass right now.
You guys get the girls home.
Wyatt, take the Porsche.
Gary, take the Ferrari.
The Ferrari?
I want to be alone with Chet.
Good to see you.
Get out of here!
Take your little hussies home!
I want to get to the bottom of this,
Oh, so do I.
First, I'd like to butter your muffiin.
Why must you be such a wanker?
Because I get off on it.
I want you to keep your big mouth shut
about ešverything that's happened here.
Treat Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Really.
I can be a real serious bitch...
if I don't get what I want.
Ooh. Hit me with your best shot.
How fast are you going?
About 3 5.
Wait. This can't be right.
Are you looking at the RPMs?
No. I'm looking at about 50 tickets.
This happens ešvery time!
Oh, my. Whew!
That was great!
You son of a bitch!
Al, Al! Al, that was Gary!
Who is this Gary character?
I had a great time last night.
I'll probably be grounded for a month or so, but...
I'll wait for you.
# Oh #
# Whoa #
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
I lošve you!
All right!
I want to thank you for a great night.
Same here.
I hašve kind of a confession to make.
I'm really not this cool.
That's not my car.
This is not my suit.
Those people weren't my friends.
Why are you telling me all of this?
Because I want you to like me
for what I am.
Whatešver you are, I like it.
Well, I'd better get going.
Wyatt and I still hašve to deal with Chet.
Quit screwing around!
This isn't funny, you stupid bitch!
Careful, Chet. Don't make me angry.
That's better.
Turn me back to normal.
I hašven't done anything to you.
You'šve done plenty to your brother.
Like what?
You'šve nagged him, harassed him...
Huh, me?
Supressed him, extorted money from him.
It was done out of lošve.
I should gišve you a set of elephant balls.
Promise me you'll leašve Wyatt and Gary alone,
and I'll change you back.
Oh, all right.
Shake on it, huh?
No, thanks. I'd rather not.
Wait! Where are you going?
I hašve to go and get changed.
What about me?
The effect will wear off, okay?
I'm in lošve.
Isn't it great?
The best.
I'll tell you what.
Things are turning around for us.
I mean it.
Okay, what about Lisa?
We'll hašve a talk with her.
Think she'll understand?
I think so.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to date you.
You're not my type.
Hi, dudes!
I'm sorry, Wyatt,
for being a shit to you all these years.
And gee, I want you to know that...
I lošve you.
Ha ha ha ha!
That's nasty, Wyatt.
That's Chet, Gary.
Hey, hey.
Oh, my God!
In here.
You saw Chet?
Yes, I did.
You're responsible?
Yes, I am.
Lisa, we can't hašve him like that.
It'd ruin Christmas.
He'll be fiine in half an hour.
He won't spoil Christmas.
And he won't bug you anymore, either.
Um, Lisa, we hašve to hašve a talk with you.
What's on your mind?
I really don't know how to say this.
You guys found girlfriends, right?
Fell in love with two girls.
They frell in love with you.
That's all I ešver wanted for you.
You're not hurt?
Yeah, sure I'm hurt.
But I wouldn't change it.
I'm really just getting off
seeing you guys straightened out.
I hašve to go.
I'šve had a wonderful time.
We're home!
Hi, Mr. Donnely. How are you?
Hi, honey.
Dad, hi.
No, no, no.
What did you guys do this weekend?
Not much.
Hung around the house.
Daddy thought you might throw a party
or do something nutty.
Not us. Not here.
No way. No way.
[Whistle Blows]
Shh, shh, shh.
Drop and gišve me 20.
#She's alive #
#She's alive #
# Weird science #
# Weird science #
#Plastic tubes and pots and pans #
#Bits and pieces #
#And magic frrom our hands will make it #
# Weird science #
# Ooh #
#Plastic tubes and pots and pans #
#Bits and pieces and bits and pieces #
#And bits and pieces #
#It's my creation #
#Is it real? #
#It's my creation #
# Ooh, my creation #
#It's my creation #
# Weird #
# Ooh #
# Weird science #
# Ooh #
#Magic and technology #
# Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity #
# We're makin' weird science #
#Fantasy and microchips #
#Bits and pieces and bits and pieces #
#And bits and pieces #
#It's my creation #
#Is it real? #
#It's my creation #
#I do not know #
#No hesitation #
#No heart ofr gold #
#Just flesh and blood #
#I do not know, I do not know #
#From my heart and frrom my hand #
# Why don't people understand #
#My intentions? #
# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh weird science #
# Ooh #
# Ooh #
# Weird science #
#Magic and technology #
# Voodoo dolls and chants #
# Weird science #
# Things I've never seen befrore #
#Behind bolted doors #
# Whoa whoa whoa #
# Weird science #
# Ooh #
# Weird #
# Weird science #
# Weird science #
# Ooh #
# Oh whoa whoa whoa #
#Bits and pieces #
#Bits and pieces and bits and pieces #
# Weird science #
#It's my creation #
#Is it real? #
#It's my creation #
#I do not know #
# Ooh, my creation #
#Is it real? #
#It's flesh and blood #
#Just flesh and blood #
#Just flesh and blood #
# Weird science #
# Weird science #
# Weird science ##
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