Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
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X1:208 X2:509 Y1:494 Y2:516 That's Lobstertainment
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:450 Y2:516 So I says, "Super Collider? I just met her."
X1:106 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:126 And then they built the Super Collider. Thank you. You've been great.
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:061 Y2:087 Humorbot 5.0, ladies and gentlemen.
X1:157 X2:558 Y1:061 Y2:127 Our next standup's a veteran of four comedy traffic schools.
X1:125 X2:590 Y1:061 Y2:087 Give it way up for Bobcat Zoidberg!
X1:302 X2:413 Y1:490 Y2:516 All right!
X1:298 X2:418 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Yeah! - All right!
X1:153 X2:563 Y1:061 Y2:126 Earth. What a planet. On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam.
X1:154 X2:560 Y1:061 Y2:126 On my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you!
X1:109 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:127 Maybe I'm not loud enough. On Earth, everybody is looking for a squid!
X1:263 X2:455 Y1:490 Y2:516 On my planet...
X1:311 X2:405 Y1:495 Y2:516 Reload.
X1:156 X2:561 Y1:061 Y2:121 So these three parasitic worms bore into a human's head.
X1:174 X2:543 Y1:456 Y2:516 And they walk up to the bar and then...
X1:187 X2:528 Y1:489 Y2:516 Wait! Stop! I've got more!
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:061 Y2:087 My whole life I worked on that act.
X1:160 X2:556 Y1:061 Y2:126 - And they hated it. - You're a crazy lobster doctor!
X1:159 X2:556 Y1:061 Y2:127 - You shouldn't be a comedian! - But comedy is in my valves.
X1:128 X2:588 Y1:061 Y2:126 My Uncle Harold was a big star back in the era of silent holograms.
X1:167 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Your uncle was Harold Zoid? - This I cannot deny.
X1:107 X2:609 Y1:450 Y2:516 Why, I've been a fan since back when my hips were made of bone!
X1:125 X2:590 Y1:451 Y2:516 As it happens, I still have some of my original 78s.
X1:203 X2:511 Y1:450 Y2:516 He's a lot funnier than you could ever be.
X1:093 X2:621 Y1:451 Y2:516 Maybe, but perhaps if I wrote him and asked for a few hundred pointers...
X1:130 X2:586 Y1:451 Y2:516 This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink.
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:451 Y2:516 "Dear Uncle Zoid, Greetings from your nephew.
X1:145 X2:572 Y1:456 Y2:516 Norm and Sam and Sadie's boy? Remember?
X1:128 X2:591 Y1:451 Y2:516 Now I'm the most important doctor at the company where I work.
X1:141 X2:576 Y1:490 Y2:516 But my life is bereft of laughter. "
X1:152 X2:564 Y1:489 Y2:516 "I beg of you, Mr. Funny Uncle.
X1:149 X2:566 Y1:451 Y2:516 Teach me the comedy business. Sincerely, Zoidberg."
X1:261 X2:456 Y1:494 Y2:516 Isn't that nice?
X1:124 X2:591 Y1:450 Y2:516 - What's that scribble-di-gook? - It's a letter from my rich nephew...
X1:137 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...who just might be my ticket out of this flophouse, he might.
X1:206 X2:509 Y1:489 Y2:516 Yeah, you'd better run!
X1:181 X2:537 Y1:450 Y2:516 "Dear Rich Doctor Nephew, I can help you be funny.
X1:225 X2:491 Y1:451 Y2:516 The first funny thing you must do...
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...is put your money in check form and come to Hollywood."
X1:205 X2:512 Y1:455 Y2:516 "Sincerely, Harold Zoid. P. S: cashier's check."
X1:203 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516 Did you hear that? I'm going to Hollywood!
X1:204 X2:511 Y1:490 Y2:516 Welcome to Hollywood!
X1:238 X2:477 Y1:061 Y2:087 I must warn you...
X1:160 X2:554 Y1:455 Y2:516 ...there's no refund if you get discovered and leave the tour.
X1:144 X2:572 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm kidding. That never happens.
X1:167 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now, to your right, you'll see 30th Century Fox Studios.
X1:219 X2:498 Y1:451 Y2:516 Fox uses searchlights to blind pilots...
X1:178 X2:536 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...then film the resulting plane crashes.
X1:298 X2:417 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Neat! - Ahead...
X1:117 X2:601 Y1:455 Y2:516 ...you'll see the home of Mel Gibson, star of the hit film Bravehead.
X1:128 X2:587 Y1:490 Y2:516 Do we have any fans of Calculon...
X1:203 X2:516 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...star of the robot soap All My Circuits?
X1:227 X2:489 Y1:495 Y2:516 I am! Me! Bender is!
X1:122 X2:594 Y1:455 Y2:516 Then you'll want to get a close look at his Bel Air home.
X1:289 X2:426 Y1:493 Y2:516 Yes, I will.
X1:159 X2:558 Y1:061 Y2:121 - Are you my hot-water heater? - No.
X1:184 X2:534 Y1:061 Y2:126 - We met once. Remember? - Absolutely not.
X1:126 X2:592 Y1:490 Y2:516 Remember I was bugging you a lot?
X1:096 X2:619 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You remember, right? - Look, I'm programmed to be very busy.
X1:129 X2:586 Y1:451 Y2:516 Unless you can heat water to 21 2 degrees, I'm not interested.
X1:115 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:516 Have you got an extra GOTO 1 0 line? I don't need a Bender.
X1:201 X2:514 Y1:061 Y2:126 That was the other guy. My name's Boiler.
X1:166 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Nice work, Boiler. - Thanks. And call me Bender.
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid to discuss my dreams.
X1:152 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
X1:126 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:516 Uncle Zoid! You look young enough to be thrown back.
X1:271 X2:445 Y1:490 Y2:516 Rich nephew!
X1:124 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 Come over here and give your uncle a nice, big meal.
X1:249 X2:465 Y1:493 Y2:516 So, here we are.
X1:154 X2:561 Y1:495 Y2:516 A still-famous film comedian...
X1:171 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516 And a rich, respected doctor with surviving patients.
X1:215 X2:502 Y1:456 Y2:516 Eating in a restaurant, as we both often do.
X1:108 X2:609 Y1:451 Y2:516 - So, you want to be a comedian, is it? - It's my lifelong dream.
X1:152 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 That dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented!
X1:116 X2:598 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's why you're perfect for drama!
X1:259 X2:458 Y1:495 Y2:516 Serious drama?
X1:116 X2:599 Y1:490 Y2:516 Perhaps it is time to give up comedy.
X1:141 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm putting together a big drama picture as we speak.
X1:141 X2:575 Y1:451 Y2:516 The script is dynamite! I know because I wrote it myself.
X1:185 X2:531 Y1:490 Y2:516 By directing and starring...
X1:186 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...I'll be back on top after 50 miserable years...
X1:285 X2:431 Y1:454 Y2:516 ...of fame. - Ah, fame.
X1:127 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Where do I come in? - This film has a juicy part for you...
X1:168 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...if you completely finance it with your money.
X1:259 X2:457 Y1:490 Y2:516 So, are you in?
X1:114 X2:604 Y1:490 Y2:516 Okay. How much do I have to invest?
X1:219 X2:496 Y1:456 Y2:516 Not much. Not much. A million dollars.
X1:173 X2:541 Y1:450 Y2:516 Then it's settled. Another big Hollywood deal!
X1:222 X2:495 Y1:456 Y2:516 - What can I get you? - Is bread free?
X1:225 X2:490 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Yeah. - We'll split an order.
X1:104 X2:612 Y1:450 Y2:516 - What's with Monstro? - He promised his uncle a million bucks.
X1:123 X2:591 Y1:450 Y2:516 I've been here a day, and already I'm a Hollywood phony.
X1:203 X2:512 Y1:451 Y2:516 Perhaps I could call on TV's Calculon to help...
X1:178 X2:539 Y1:494 Y2:516 ...now that I'm in show biz.
X1:101 X2:614 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Since when have you been in the biz? - Long enough, little man. Long enough.
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:451 Y2:516 I would be remiss if I didn't bring you scripts...
X1:195 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...that can make you an international film star.
X1:190 X2:525 Y1:490 Y2:516 Tell me about the project.
X1:187 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 - It's a movie. - Interesting. Tell me more.
X1:206 X2:510 Y1:455 Y2:516 Get this. For a scant $ 1 million investment...
X1:213 X2:503 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...you can be the star.
X1:325 X2:391 Y1:495 Y2:516 And?
X1:179 X2:537 Y1:450 Y2:516 - And it'll win you an Oscar. - An Oscar, you say?
X1:167 X2:547 Y1:456 Y2:516 That would get me out of television once and for all.
X1:217 X2:499 Y1:490 Y2:516 Let me see the script.
X1:173 X2:543 Y1:492 Y2:516 No. No, I don't like the font.
X1:237 X2:479 Y1:495 Y2:516 Wait! Harold Zoid?
X1:115 X2:603 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Was this written by the Harold Zoid? - Written and xeroxed.
X1:140 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 Good heavens. A chance to work with the legendary Harold Zoid!
X1:220 X2:496 Y1:489 Y2:516 He's one of my idols!
X1:134 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You can guarantee me the Oscar? - I can guarantee anything.
X1:262 X2:454 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Then I'll do it! - Hooray!
X1:205 X2:511 Y1:489 Y2:516 Here's your checkbook!
X1:213 X2:503 Y1:456 Y2:516 Ladies and gentlemen, our director...
X1:173 X2:544 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...the legendary Harold Zoid!
X1:114 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 Thank you. A more classic movie plot there isn't.
X1:167 X2:549 Y1:455 Y2:516 A son doesn't want to follow in his father's business.
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:451 Y2:516 And that business is being president of Earth.
X1:190 X2:524 Y1:490 Y2:516 The son is vice president.
X1:153 X2:561 Y1:493 Y2:516 That makes sense. Wink, wink.
X1:142 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:516 - You said, "Wink, wink." - No, I didn't. Raise middle finger.
X1:161 X2:556 Y1:450 Y2:516 Now, remember, I can't stress this enough, this is a talkie.
X1:118 X2:598 Y1:451 Y2:516 So I want the full gamut of emotions from every actor in every scene.
X1:210 X2:506 Y1:454 Y2:516 The Magnificent Three. Scene one, take one.
X1:283 X2:432 Y1:495 Y2:516 And action!
X1:131 X2:584 Y1:490 Y2:516 Take back your gilded pen, Father.
X1:164 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516 Signing bills into law was always your dream, not mine.
X1:286 X2:430 Y1:495 Y2:516 Cut! Cut it!
X1:183 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516 I said this is a talkie! You've got to emote more!
X1:137 X2:578 Y1:451 Y2:516 And you extras? Wave your arms! What is this, a morgue?
X1:210 X2:506 Y1:454 Y2:516 The Magnificent Three. Scene 1 0, take 95.
X1:150 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 Action! And I mean circus-grade action.
X1:227 X2:489 Y1:451 Y2:516 Sir? I call upon you, not as a president...
X1:244 X2:472 Y1:495 Y2:516 ...but as a father!
X1:140 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 Cut! Cut it! Would you show a little emotion?
X1:116 X2:598 Y1:456 Y2:516 People, please. Just because it's a dramatic scene...
X1:191 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy.
X1:170 X2:544 Y1:489 Y2:516 Throw a pie, for God's sake!
X1:337 X2:379 Y1:495 Y2:516 No!
X1:131 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:516 Cut! Cut it! Look, it's all right, kid. We'll get it in editing.
X1:263 X2:452 Y1:489 Y2:516 That's a wrap!
X1:130 X2:585 Y1:455 Y2:516 I'm gonna see you at the premiere! Which is...?
X1:206 X2:509 Y1:451 Y2:516 Editing is a long and expensive process.
X1:147 X2:568 Y1:451 Y2:516 We spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday.
X1:186 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:516 Nice turnout. That Oscar's practically on your mantel.
X1:210 X2:508 Y1:456 Y2:516 I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
X1:134 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 I agreed to be your vice president!
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:490 Y2:516 But I never agreed to be your son!
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Thank you, Lieutenant Smith. - Good morning, Mr. Vice President.
X1:143 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:516 We're missing it! My life's goal is to attend a Hollywood shindig.
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Pay the valet the 2 bucks. - No!
X1:167 X2:548 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's the principle of the thing. I see a parking lot ahead.
X1:179 X2:539 Y1:456 Y2:516 I have asked you to join me on the White House roof...
X1:223 X2:491 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...so we could have a heart-to-heart talk.
X1:138 X2:578 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'll never follow in your footsteps!
X1:214 X2:503 Y1:451 Y2:516 Here is my resignation as vice president!
X1:161 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 No! My son will not shame me like this!
X1:176 X2:540 Y1:493 Y2:516 I would sooner die, I would!
X1:240 X2:475 Y1:490 Y2:516 Father! The ledge!
X1:213 X2:501 Y1:490 Y2:516 The president is dead.
X1:156 X2:559 Y1:490 Y2:516 Congratulations, Mr. President!
X1:337 X2:379 Y1:495 Y2:516 No!
X1:118 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516 - He's a visionary! - Everyone walked out. They hated it.
X1:203 X2:516 Y1:451 Y2:516 Plagues have had better opening nights.
X1:221 X2:494 Y1:451 Y2:516 You said the Oscar was practically mine!
X1:159 X2:559 Y1:450 Y2:516 That's why I used the qualifier "practically."
X1:206 X2:510 Y1:456 Y2:516 You listen to me. I'm out a million bucks!
X1:234 X2:481 Y1:451 Y2:516 Get me that Oscar, or you're dead!
X1:142 X2:572 Y1:451 Y2:516 You and these sniveling lobsters! Dead, you hear me? Dead!
X1:226 X2:490 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oy! Now he emotes.
X1:126 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 Four hundred categories and not a single nomination for me.
X1:127 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 - But you won this Golden Globe! - That's the Emmy of movie awards!
X1:126 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516 - I want an Oscar! - Then maybe you should act better.
X1:211 X2:504 Y1:489 Y2:516 It's not about acting...
X1:153 X2:567 Y1:450 Y2:516 ...it's about earning the respect of the creative community!
X1:190 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:516 - We could rig the awards. - That's fine!
X1:150 X2:565 Y1:453 Y2:516 It's no use. The tar is too thick. Plus, I think I flooded it.
X1:132 X2:582 Y1:450 Y2:516 Well, we're gonna die. We might as well enjoy the sights.
X1:150 X2:566 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, my God! Sylvester Stallone!
X1:145 X2:570 Y1:451 Y2:516 This is where you live? I thought you were a movie star.
X1:146 X2:569 Y1:450 Y2:516 No, I'm not. I'm an even bigger liar than you!
X1:112 X2:602 Y1:451 Y2:516 My career went down the day they invented Smell-A-Vision.
X1:166 X2:550 Y1:450 Y2:516 Calculon's gonna kill us. It's all everybody else's fault!
X1:123 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:516 All I wanted was for people to think of me one last time before I die.
X1:132 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516 What are you talking about? Everybody remembers Harold Zoid.
X1:103 X2:612 Y1:451 Y2:516 As a pathetic has-been and forgotten relic, they remember me!
X1:216 X2:500 Y1:494 Y2:516 It's better to die now.
X1:186 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516 No! This is one death I won't be responsible for.
X1:258 X2:457 Y1:490 Y2:516 Zoidberg away!
X1:189 X2:526 Y1:061 Y2:083 Hi. I'm Joan Rivers' head.
X1:146 X2:571 Y1:061 Y2:127 I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body!
X1:241 X2:474 Y1:061 Y2:083 It's true! It's true!
X1:129 X2:587 Y1:061 Y2:127 Here comes Jack Nicholson's DNA, reconstituted in a gorilla body!
X1:300 X2:415 Y1:490 Y2:516 Catering.
X1:162 X2:553 Y1:061 Y2:124 Here's washed-up actor what's-his-name, Harold Zoid.
X1:111 X2:605 Y1:061 Y2:126 Are you presenting one of the awards or getting one?
X1:256 X2:459 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'm a seat filler.
X1:202 X2:514 Y1:451 Y2:516 My only marketable skill is to occupy space.
X1:127 X2:588 Y1:450 Y2:516 The second I don't win that award, you're cat food.
X1:277 X2:440 Y1:490 Y2:516 Right, Boxy?
X1:139 X2:576 Y1:451 Y2:516 And now, the host of the 1 07 4th Academy Awards...
X1:262 X2:457 Y1:490 Y2:516 ... Billy Crystal!
X1:102 X2:613 Y1:490 Y2:516 Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels.
X1:175 X2:543 Y1:490 Y2:516 Oh, you like that one, Jack?
X1:153 X2:562 Y1:061 Y2:126 All right. We're already one hour behind.
X1:206 X2:511 Y1:061 Y2:126 Our first award tonight, Best Cinematography.
X1:175 X2:541 Y1:456 Y2:516 You want to play tic-tac-toe before we eat our shoes?
X1:213 X2:502 Y1:450 Y2:516 Oh, I knew I'd die at the bottom of a pit.
X1:231 X2:486 Y1:490 Y2:516 But a pit full of tar?
X1:159 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 What was that? A tar dolphin? Or a tar shark?
X1:168 X2:549 Y1:455 Y2:516 It's some kind of hollow tube devoid of human life.
X1:116 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516 The L.A. subway! We can blast our way in and escape!
X1:184 X2:533 Y1:451 Y2:516 All right, but I still feel like having a shoe.
X1:138 X2:577 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What category is it? - They're giving out minor awards.
X1:106 X2:609 Y1:455 Y2:516 - They're up to writing. - That leaves Best Product Placement...
X1:243 X2:473 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...and Best Actor. There's no time.
X1:176 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:516 And the nominees for Best Product Placement are:
X1:145 X2:568 Y1:490 Y2:516 Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation.
X1:212 X2:505 Y1:490 Y2:516 They Call Me Mr. Pibb.
X1:146 X2:567 Y1:490 Y2:516 And Snow White and the 7 Ups.
X1:159 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 And now to present the award for Best Actor...
X1:156 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 ... a bit player in the flop movie The Magnificent Three...
X1:257 X2:456 Y1:490 Y2:516 ... Dr. Zoidberg.
X1:153 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 Okay, Boxy. Keep your prong on the trigger.
X1:237 X2:478 Y1:456 Y2:516 And the nominees for Best Actor are:
X1:184 X2:529 Y1:456 Y2:516 Sir Lawrence Ooooo in The Merchant of Venus.
X1:183 X2:536 Y1:451 Y2:516 Hive Mind Gamma Seven X in Bikini Party Summer.
X1:195 X2:523 Y1:451 Y2:516 The Soda Machine Robot in Bikini Party Summer.
X1:163 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516 Mark Jones in How Beige Was My Jacket.
X1:167 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:516 And, instead of the fifth guy, Calculon...
X1:135 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...for his powerhouse performance in The Magnificent Three.
X1:126 X2:589 Y1:061 Y2:126 - He read the wrong name. - Play along, like with Marisa Tomei.
X1:166 X2:549 Y1:450 Y2:516 Hooray! I won't be murdered! I'll live another day!
X1:246 X2:469 Y1:490 Y2:516 Another day of...
X1:172 X2:545 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...pathetic, forgotten misery.
X1:223 X2:492 Y1:495 Y2:516 And the winner is...
X1:141 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516 And the winner, instead of any of the nominees...
X1:157 X2:559 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...is the legendary Harold Zoid!
X1:317 X2:399 Y1:495 Y2:516 What?
X1:147 X2:567 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thank you! Thank you so much!
X1:162 X2:553 Y1:490 Y2:516 Through my ups and downs...
X1:140 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 ...I thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar.
X1:113 X2:602 Y1:450 Y2:516 But tonight I realize what's really important is to win two Oscars!
X1:282 X2:433 Y1:489 Y2:516 I'm kidding.
X1:152 X2:562 Y1:451 Y2:516 What matters in life is that people care about you...
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:494 Y2:516 ...whether it's a whole crowd...
X1:187 X2:529 Y1:490 Y2:516 ...or just one die-hard fan.
X1:225 X2:490 Y1:490 Y2:516 Thank you, nephew.
X1:210 X2:505 Y1:490 Y2:516 Now I can die happy...
X1:198 X2:519 Y1:456 Y2:516 ...1 0 seconds from now, when Calculon kills us.
X1:270 X2:445 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Harold Zoid! - Hit the deck!
X1:221 X2:496 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Where's that Oscar? - Here. Enjoy.
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:450 Y2:516 Why are you upset? It's less fraudulent for you to have it.
X1:176 X2:538 Y1:489 Y2:516 Yes. Yes, it's a real beauty.
X1:100 X2:615 Y1:490 Y2:516 Someday I hope to win one of my own.
X1:160 X2:557 Y1:489 Y2:516 Then you're not gonna kill us?
X1:147 X2:570 Y1:456 Y2:516 I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death.
X1:321 X2:393 Y1:495 Y2:516 Yeah!
X1:282 X2:433 Y1:490 Y2:516 Earthquake!
X1:275 X2:440 Y1:495 Y2:516 Hit the deck!
X1:227 X2:488 Y1:490 Y2:516 Let the earth quake!
X1:180 X2:536 Y1:489 Y2:516 I've got somebody's Oscar!
X1:104 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:516 - We made it! I'm at a Hollywood party! - I'm sorry. This is a private...
X1:160 X2:555 Y1:451 Y2:516 Oh, pardon me. I see you're with Mr. Stallone.
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Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
Final Countdown The 1980 CD2
Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2