Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
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It's so weird. How did Joey|end up kissing Charlie last night?
- I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.|- I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too.
I missed most of the party.
Charlie's a girl, right?
Yeah, she's this new professor|in my department that I did not kiss.
I don't know why Joey had to kiss her.|Of all the girls at the party, God!
- Why do you care so much?|- Yes, Rachel. Why do you care so much?
Because Ross is the father of my child.
You know, and I want him|to hook up with lots of women.
All I'm saying is, I don't think that Joey|and Charlie have anything in common.
I don't know. They seemed to have|a shared interest in each other's tonsils.
Wow. Joey and a professor.|Can you imagine if they had kids?
And if the kids got her intelligence...
...and Joey's raw sexual magnetism...
...those nerds would get laid!
All right. So, Ross, you're|okay with all this? I mean...
It's no big deal.|I just met her. I'm fine with it.
God, I forgot how hot she was.
I'm gonna get some more coffee.
- Oh, you know, I'll come with you.|- Okay.
- So a professor, huh?|- Yeah. She is cool. And she's so smart.
Her mind is totally acrimonious.
Guess that's not how she used it.
I feel like I owe you an explanation.
I don't ordinarily go around|kissing guys at parties.
Well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really|hope you don't think less of me.
Think less of you? No.|I don't think less of you.
I mean, you saw someone you liked|and you kissed them.
Those people who like someone|and don't kiss them...
...those people are stupid.|I hate those people.
Actually, I'm a little surprised|at myself.
I mean, Joey's so different|from the guys I usually date.
They're all professors, intellectuals.|Paleontologists mostly.
- You know, very cerebral...|- Yeah, I know the type.
If we want to grab a bite before work,|we'd better get acrimonious.
No?|Am I getting close?
The One With The Fertility Test
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- Hey!|- Hi.
Hey, you guys.|Look what I just got.
Oh, wow! I love those!|Where did you get them?
I bought them off eBay. They used|to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Oh, then I overpaid.
Hey, what's this?
Oh, it's a gift certificate|to this new spa in SoHo.
You can't show Phoebe this. She hates|those corporate massage chains.
What, now I can't get a massage?
There are so many things|that she disapproves of.
I can't eat veal. I can't wear fur.
I can't go hunting.
- Do you want to go hunting?|- I would like to have the option.
What's that? Hey, Rachel?
No, you can't go there!
You know how I feel about|these big massage places.
They're putting people like me|out of business.
She wants to go hunting too!
Phoebe, come on,|I don't want to waste it.
It would be like throwing|away 100 bucks.
Okay, this is not about|the money. Okay?
It's about corporate greed|destroying our hearts...
...and leaving us hollow shells.
I don't care about any of that.
Well, do you care about friendship?|I feel really strongly about this.
Please don't use this gift certificate.|I'm asking you as a friend.
Oh, not as a friend. Phoebe!
Fine. I won't use it.
- Promise?|- I promise.
- Thank you.|- Well, I am going hunting.
Hey, honey. I missed you today.
- Oh, yeah?|- Yeah. Hey.
- What do you wanna do tonight?|- Oh, well, maybe we could...
Okay, trying to turn me on|by making a mess?
Know your audience.
Besides, tomorrow we're doing|those fertility tests.
Until then, you need to keep|your tadpoles in the tank.
Do we really need to take those tests?
We've been trying|to have a baby for a year.
I think it's a good idea|to find out if everything's okay.
- Just a few routine tests.|- But I don't want to do it in a cup.
- What is the big deal?|- It's weird! You're in a doctor's office.
It's not okay to do it|in a doctor's office...
...but it is okay to do it in|a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
I cannot believe Ross told you that.
And in my defense, it was a Wendy's.
Look, I don't want to do|these tests either.
But I really do think|it's a good idea.
I'm sure a doctor's office|can't be worse...
...than on a class trip|to the Hershey factory.
Oh, yeah! Rachel talks too!
Who says wine has to cost|more than milk?
- Hey!|- Hi.
- Come on in. How are you?|- I'm good.
- Can I offer you a drink?|- Please.
I have been crazed all day.
I had a meeting with the dean,|my syllabus for summer school's due...
...and I'm writing the foreword|for a book.
I had a pretty hectic day at work too.|Today I had to open a door and go:
So I am just so excited to be here.
- I can't wait to explore the city.|- Lf you need a tour guide...
Oh, you mean it?|That would be so fun.
Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Okay.|What do you want to see first?
We could go see the Kronos Quartet|at Avery Fisher Hall.
There's a collection of Walt Whitman|letters on display at the public library.
- But first, I have to see the Met.|- Okay, let me stop you right there.
The Mets suck, okay?
You wanna see the Yankees.
No. No, not the Mets.|The Met. Singular.
Which one? They all suck.
I don't think so.
- Hi there.|- Hello. Welcome to Lavender Day Spa.
How may I help you?
Hi. I have a massage appointment|under Rachel Green.
- Okay.|- And here is my gift certificate.
- This has been torn up.|- And taped back together.
Okay. Well, I'll call you as soon|as your massage therapist is ready.
- Okay.|- Have a seat through the glass doors.
- Through the glass doors.|- Through the glass doors.
Phoebe, your next client's|in the waiting room.
Do we have to talk like that|when they're not around?
Oh, no. No, no.
Listen, is there someone|who can fill in for me?
- Sorry. Everyone is booked.|- That woman can't know I work here.
She's a friend of mine|and I made this big stink...
...about how awful|these massage chains are.
- Then why do you work here?|- Because it's good money.
But that doesn't change the fact...
...that this is an evil, bloodsucking|corporate machine.
Well, I think this is a great place|to work.
Okay, are they listening?
- Ross. Hey.|- Hi.
I need to talk to you about Charlie.
Oh, do you? Do you really?
Yeah, I'm kind of having|a little problem.
Look, if you don't know what the word|"acrimonious" means, just don't use it.
Look, you know Charlie, right?
- She's cool, funny, her body is so...|- Get to the problem.
Right. She's just so much smarter|than all the girls I've ever dated.
You know? And I just...|I don't want her to think I'm stupid.
Are you wearing two belts?
Hey, what do you know?
You were saying you didn't want|to seem stupid.
Well, she wants to go|to all these cultural places...
...and I don't know how to talk about|that stuff. You gotta help me out.
I don't want to get involved|in your guys' relationship.
Oh, dude, please. Come on,|you're the smartest person I know.
And I really like this girl, okay?|I don't want to lose her.
- Fine.|- Thanks.
Okay. Let's see.
- Oh, you should take her to the Met.|- The Mets.
No, no, no. The Met.|The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Oh, that's what she meant.
If they're gonna shorten it, they|should call it the "Muse," you know?
Short for "museum"|and avoid all the confusion.
Yeah, most days the place is packed|with confused, angry baseball fans.
Okay. All right,|so I'll take her to the Met.
Yeah. Okay. There's this great|rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.
You know what?|She loves architecture.
You should take a walk down Fifth|to the St. Patrick's Cathedral.
And there, there's this great|little pastry shop that she'd love.
Jeez. Sounds like you|should be going on this date.
But I'm not.
- And you know what...?|- Okay, slow down.
You're going way too fast.|Okay? Just go back to the Met.
So you gotta tell me exactly|what to do there.
When you walk into the museum,|take a right, okay?
That's the antiquities wing.
Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia,|up to the Byzantine Empire.
Okay. So I walk in the door|and make a right.
I have a weird feeling about|this place. How do I know...
...they won't secretly videotape me|and put it all over the Internet?
Because, honey, and I mean this|in the sweetest way possible...
...nobody's gonna wanna watch that.
Mr. Bing? Here you are.
Go into that room and deposit|your specimen into the container.
Deposit my specimen?
I usually have to call a 900 number|for that kind of talk.
Thanks. Got it.
All right. Honey, my tests|are down the hall.
- Are you sure you're gonna be okay?|- Yeah, I guess.
Look, I know this is embarrassing,|but nobody cares.
No one here even knows you.
Oh, my God!
Oh, come on!
How great is this?
We're probably fertile.|Let's go home.
Why are you here?
Sid and I are trying again|and we had trouble last time...
No, no, no. I mean, why?|Why is she here?
Oh, someone's a little cranky today|because they have to do it in a cup.
Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.
This was fun. But I've got|an invasive vaginal exam to get to.
I'd love to stay|but I've got a hot date.
Please go. Just let me know|if you need a hand.
I think it just fell off.
It's time for your massage, "ja"?
Put your face in the hole.
A Swedish massage|from a real Swedish person.
Okay, then I'm Swedish.
So, what's your name?
It's a normal Swedish name.
- Wow. What an interesting name.|- Yeah.
- You know, l...|- Time for your scalp massage.
Wow. I really love your...
- Is something wrong?|- No, it's just...
It just feels so good...
Hey, say, you'll know this.|What's the capital of Sweden?
Damn. I wish I knew|if that was right.
Note the painterly lines|and subtle impasto on this canvas.
Monet painted quickly,|and usually outdoors...
...as his elusive subject|was light itself.
Now, do you have any idea|what you just said?
No, no. My mouth says the words,|my brain is thinking "monster trucks."
Now, remember,|when you get to the museum...
...Monet is not spelled M-O-N-A-Y.|I just...
- I wrote that out phonetically for you.|- Phonetically?
Yeah, that means...|We just don't have time for this.
I gotta say, I'm really impressed you|were able to memorize all this so quickly.
I'm an actor.|I can memorize anything.
Last week on "Days", I had to say:
"Frontal temporal|zygomatic craniotomy."
- Wow. What does that mean?|- No idea.
But the guy I said it to|dies in the next scene...
...so I guess it means,|"You'll get eaten by a bear."
- So let's move on to the Renaissance.|- Okay.
Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here...
...to highlight the anguish|of the central figure.
Touch it. It's really bumpy.
No, no, no. No ad-libbing. And, dude,|you can't touch the paintings.
- Come on.|- No. No!
My specimen's in the room.
I just want to thank whoever knocked|on the door while I was in there.
Really helped speed the process along.
Janice, you're not gone?
Sid is still in his room.
I don't allow porn at home,|so this is like a vacation for him.
So did you do it?|Did you make your deposit?
- Yeah. The hard part's over.|- That's not the hard part, honey.
The hard part's what comes next.|Aren't you worried about the results?
I haven't even thought|about the results.
I just assumed everything|would be okay.
Well, you know what? It probably is.
But what if it's not okay?
I mean, what if there's a reason|we can't have a baby?
Chandler. Look, you and Monica|are meant to have children.
I'm sure it's gonna be just fine.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thanks. I can't|believe I didn't even think of that.
I guess I was so worried about|having to come here and do that.
You can do it|in a Taco Bell parking lot...
...but you can't do it|at a doctor's office?
It was a Wendy's!
And that's the Swedish national anthem.|Thank you for asking.
What a rich culture.
You know what?|I have a friend who's a masseuse.
- Oh? "Ja", "ja"?|- "Ja". She's not very good, though.
- And why do you think that is?|- I don't know.
Maybe it's because she's got|such callousy fingers...
...from playing crummy guitar.
Or maybe she has trouble|loosening your knots...
...because you're such|a high-maintenance tight-ass.
- Phoebe!|- You know it's me?
Well, for like a half an hour!
Man, you can lie about Sweden!
How can you come here?
- Why didn't you tell me you work here?|- I don't have to tell you everything!
You do if you're gonna make me feel|guilty for getting a free massage.
Tip's not included.
Why did you lie to me|about working here?
Because I was ashamed, okay?|I sold out for the cash.
And they give me benefits, like medical|and dental and a four-oh-wunk.
But, you know, you pay a price.|Now I'm this corporate stooge...
...and punching a clock...
...and paying taxes!
Phoebe, honey,|if you hate it so much...
...you should walk out there|right now and quit.
Be true to what you believe in.
Honey, you have principles,|and I so admire that.
I don't have any.
You know what? You're right.|I am gonna quit.
- It's time I took my life back.|- Good for you, Pheebs.
If you guys have microphones in|there too, I didn't mean any of that.
I love you.
Got you!|Die! Die! Die!
Respectfully, Professor R. Geller.
Hey, how was the Met?
The museum was amazing.
Yeah, Joey really knows his art, huh?
Not so much, no.
He had clearly memorized|all this stuff to say...
...and some of it didn't|even make any sense.
- What do you mean?|- Well, for one...
...he was talking about paintings|that were nowhere around.
Wait a minute. When you guys walked|into the Met, did you go to the right?
- No. No, we went to the left.|- Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey.
Still, it seems like you guys|are having a great time together.
Yeah. Yeah, it's fun.
Actually, Joey's your friend...
...and you don't know me that well.|It'd be weird.
Well, I mean, a little.|But no, what? Go on.
I'm thinking that maybe Joey|isn't the right guy for me right now.
You know, maybe I should|be with someone...
...I have more in common with.|You know what I mean?
Yeah, but you know what?
I think you should give Joey a chance.
I mean, he's a great guy.
And sure, he doesn't know|that much about art...
...but you can always talk about|that with someone else.
- I guess that's true.|- Lf you think about it...
...he memorized all that stuff because|he thought it was important to you.
You know, that's the kind of guy|Joey is.
He is very sweet.
Plus, he is hot!
That was gonna be my next argument.
- You ready?|- Yeah. Let's go.
- Thanks, Ross.|- Yeah.
Hey, Ross. That art stuff worked.|You hooked me up.
Glad I could help, man.
Some of the stuff wasn't where you said|it would be, but I made it work.
It is not okay that I'm aroused|by this now.
Oh. Hi, Dr. Connelly.
No. Well, she's not here...
...but I can tell her.
Should I be sitting down for this?
Well, so, what does that mean?
Okay. Okay, thank you.
Dr. Connelly just called.
With good news?|Of course it's not good news.
You said, "Dr. Connelly just called."
If it was good, you'd have said,|"Dr. Connelly just called!"
So, what is it? Is it...?
Is there a problem? Is there|a problem with me, or with you?
Actually, it's both of us.
Apparently, my sperm|have low motility...
...and you have|an inhospitable environment.
Well, what does that mean?
It means that my guys won't|get off their Barcaloungers...
...and you have a uterus that is|prepared to kill the ones that do.
- It means...|- Wait, Chandler.
It means that we can keep trying...
...but there's a good chance|this may never happen for us.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry too.
...we're gonna figure this out.
- Good morning, Phoebe.|- Good morning, receptionist.
Here's your schedule for the day.|Your first client is in Room 1.
"Rachel Green."|Son of a bitch! She came back?
Are you ready|for your Scottish massage?
Put your face in the hole, lassie!
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Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2