Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
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X1:133 X2:584 Y1:450 Y2:524 - Hey. Who wants French toast? - I'll have some.
X1:104 X2:611 Y1:450 Y2:524 Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge. Thanks.
X1:202 X2:513 Y1:444 Y2:524 - What's the matter? - My hand feels weird.
X1:124 X2:591 Y1:482 Y2:524 I guess it's because I'm engaged!
X1:090 X2:628 Y1:450 Y2:524 - When will that start getting annoying? - Start?
X1:149 X2:567 Y1:482 Y2:524 Let's start the wedding plans.
X1:283 X2:434 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Okay. - Already?
X1:112 X2:605 Y1:448 Y2:524 We got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers, the music...
X1:144 X2:572 Y1:446 Y2:524 - I have thoughts on the music. - Too many cooks... .
X1:105 X2:611 Y1:446 Y2:524 Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and say the right name.
X1:128 X2:590 Y1:444 Y2:524 - What in God's name is that? - Oh, my God, the wedding book?
X1:221 X2:497 Y1:444 Y2:524 I haven't seen that since 4th grade.
X1:125 X2:590 Y1:446 Y2:524 This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations for instance:
X1:151 X2:565 Y1:446 Y2:524 First organized alphabetically, then geographically...
X1:174 X2:542 Y1:484 Y2:524 ...then by square footage.
X1:233 X2:482 Y1:488 Y2:524 That is so smart.
X1:142 X2:574 Y1:486 Y2:524 Break it off. Break it off, now.
X1:157 X2:560 Y1:488 Y2:524 The One With Rachel's Book
X1:216 X2:502 Y1:450 Y2:524 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI
X1:167 X2:547 Y1:484 Y2:524 That conclusively proves...
X1:199 X2:516 Y1:052 Y2:126 ...that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first.
X1:225 X2:492 Y1:488 Y2:524 Let's take a look...
X1:121 X2:596 Y1:484 Y2:524 Phoebe, what are you doing here?
X1:124 X2:592 Y1:450 Y2:524 I need to talk to you. It's urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.
X1:183 X2:532 Y1:484 Y2:524 Oh, my God. Of course.
X1:154 X2:563 Y1:450 Y2:524 Would you please excuse me for a moment?
X1:086 X2:632 Y1:052 Y2:132 Do you know each other's hometowns? Why don't you...?
X1:229 X2:488 Y1:052 Y2:094 What's going on?
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:052 Y2:131 Well, not much. I was just thinking that since they just got engaged...
X1:210 X2:505 Y1:052 Y2:131 ...it would be nice if they have privacy.
X1:131 X2:585 Y1:052 Y2:131 So could I just move in with you for a couple days?
X1:143 X2:573 Y1:052 Y2:127 Okay, sure. But what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?
X1:243 X2:474 Y1:052 Y2:093 Nothing. Why?
X1:137 X2:579 Y1:484 Y2:524 Phoebe, you said it was urgent.
X1:158 X2:558 Y1:052 Y2:126 Yeah, it is. My movie starts in five minutes.
X1:125 X2:592 Y1:052 Y2:126 Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
X1:073 X2:645 Y1:444 Y2:524 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movie?
X1:175 X2:541 Y1:444 Y2:524 I haven't cleared the budget with my parents...
X1:114 X2:603 Y1:488 Y2:524 ...but tell me how this is for music.
X1:102 X2:614 Y1:446 Y2:524 A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...
X1:202 X2:516 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...the Bay City Rollers for dancing... .
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:446 Y2:524 Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding.
X1:084 X2:631 Y1:444 Y2:524 You couldn't get them anyway. Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek... .
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:488 Y2:524 Derek is a name I shouldn't know.
X1:124 X2:592 Y1:446 Y2:524 Mon, do you have another pillow, something a little snugglier?
X1:172 X2:545 Y1:446 Y2:524 Why are you napping here instead of at your place?
X1:232 X2:486 Y1:448 Y2:524 - The duck. - What, the duck?
X1:162 X2:555 Y1:450 Y2:524 What the hell did the damn duck do now?
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:450 Y2:524 Well, he did not get sick somewhere in there...
X1:139 X2:579 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up.
X1:145 X2:571 Y1:484 Y2:524 Do I get to look at this book...
X1:181 X2:535 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...or is it just for people involved in the wedding?
X1:157 X2:559 Y1:446 Y2:524 Of course you can look at it. I want your opinion.
X1:260 X2:455 Y1:484 Y2:524 Here you go.
X1:170 X2:547 Y1:446 Y2:524 - What about centerpieces? - Centerpieces!
X1:234 X2:481 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Roses or lilies? - Definitely roses.
X1:125 X2:591 Y1:482 Y2:524 I think they're more "wedding-y. "
X1:134 X2:581 Y1:446 Y2:524 - But lilies are the clear choice. - Oh, my God, it's like one mind.
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:484 Y2:524 Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap.
X1:201 X2:515 Y1:482 Y2:524 I'm gonna get cranky.
X1:102 X2:614 Y1:450 Y2:524 Joey, there's a perfectly good couch across the hall.
X1:172 X2:542 Y1:484 Y2:524 Yes, it is perfectly good...
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...and it is not one of the places the duck got sick.
X1:302 X2:414 Y1:488 Y2:524 What?
X1:153 X2:565 Y1:444 Y2:524 - All right, I'm gonna go. - Joey, what did the duck do?
X1:112 X2:603 Y1:444 Y2:524 I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream.
X1:110 X2:608 Y1:484 Y2:524 Hey, little buddy. How you feeling?
X1:110 X2:606 Y1:488 Y2:524 What the hell is in that face cream?
X1:247 X2:467 Y1:488 Y2:524 That's so soft.
X1:265 X2:451 Y1:488 Y2:524 Pillowcases!
X1:103 X2:613 Y1:448 Y2:524 "Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar..."
X1:306 X2:415 Y1:488 Y2:524 Vicar?
X1:142 X2:574 Y1:488 Y2:524 "...wouldn't be home for hours.
X1:190 X2:522 Y1:484 Y2:524 Her loins were burning.
X1:110 X2:606 Y1:446 Y2:524 She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his..."
X1:213 X2:502 Y1:484 Y2:524 This is a dirty book!
X1:290 X2:427 Y1:488 Y2:524 Phoebe?
X1:259 X2:457 Y1:486 Y2:524 Oh, Ross, hi.
X1:117 X2:599 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Phoebe, what are you doing? - Sorry, I'm with a client right now.
X1:183 X2:532 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Phoebe! - Okay, let's talk outside.
X1:117 X2:600 Y1:444 Y2:524 Phoebe, you can't massage people in my apartment.
X1:126 X2:590 Y1:488 Y2:524 I did it at Monica and Chandler's.
X1:183 X2:534 Y1:484 Y2:524 And they knew about it?
X1:097 X2:621 Y1:484 Y2:524 Okay, Ross, what is this really about?
X1:119 X2:598 Y1:446 Y2:524 This is my home, and I want to be able to come and go when I want.
X1:115 X2:599 Y1:446 Y2:524 I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments.
X1:122 X2:593 Y1:482 Y2:524 I don't know what the big deal is.
X1:110 X2:604 Y1:444 Y2:524 I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment...
X1:134 X2:580 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...when I want to kick back with a puzzle... Beer, cold beer.
X1:129 X2:588 Y1:484 Y2:524 Hey, Joey. What are you doing?
X1:211 X2:506 Y1:446 Y2:524 Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?
X1:322 X2:394 Y1:488 Y2:524 No.
X1:112 X2:605 Y1:484 Y2:524 What if I was sweeping a chimney?
X1:121 X2:594 Y1:484 Y2:524 Joey, did you eat my face cream?
X1:111 X2:603 Y1:450 Y2:524 Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours.
X1:098 X2:618 Y1:484 Y2:524 Joey, where did you learn that word?
X1:200 X2:514 Y1:484 Y2:524 Where do you think...
X1:288 X2:430 Y1:488 Y2:524 ...Zelda?
X1:200 X2:516 Y1:448 Y2:524 - You found my book?! - Yeah, I did!
X1:176 X2:539 Y1:446 Y2:524 Joey, what are you doing going into my bedroom?
X1:112 X2:604 Y1:444 Y2:524 I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn!
X1:144 X2:571 Y1:444 Y2:524 You know what? I don't care. I'm not ashamed of my book.
X1:099 X2:618 Y1:444 Y2:524 There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little erotica.
X1:185 X2:533 Y1:444 Y2:524 It's a healthy expression of female sexuality...
X1:117 X2:600 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...which, by the way, is something that you will never understand.
X1:253 X2:461 Y1:484 Y2:524 You got porn.
X1:214 X2:504 Y1:448 Y2:524 - Hello. - Hi, is Phoebe here?
X1:160 X2:555 Y1:444 Y2:524 - No, she's out for the night. - Oh, great!
X1:138 X2:579 Y1:484 Y2:524 Can I help you with something?
X1:117 X2:600 Y1:482 Y2:524 I don't know. Are you a masseur?
X1:277 X2:438 Y1:486 Y2:524 Yes, I am.
X1:261 X2:455 Y1:488 Y2:524 Great! Dad?
X1:172 X2:544 Y1:446 Y2:524 Thank you so much. I'll pick him up in an hour.
X1:084 X2:631 Y1:444 Y2:524 Your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
X1:163 X2:552 Y1:446 Y2:524 Oh, yeah. I should probably call them.
X1:087 X2:629 Y1:484 Y2:524 I remember when we first got engaged.
X1:161 X2:555 Y1:444 Y2:524 - I've never heard that story. - Dad, you don't...
X1:139 X2:576 Y1:482 Y2:524 Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant.
X1:196 X2:519 Y1:488 Y2:524 I still don't know how.
X1:084 X2:631 Y1:444 Y2:524 You don't know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
X1:211 X2:504 Y1:484 Y2:524 What a sweet story.
X1:115 X2:599 Y1:444 Y2:524 At least you're not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party.
X1:165 X2:550 Y1:484 Y2:524 They wanted a scary story.
X1:177 X2:537 Y1:444 Y2:524 We're really excited about our wedding plans.
X1:114 X2:601 Y1:444 Y2:524 Pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the wedding fund.
X1:128 X2:588 Y1:448 Y2:524 - What? - You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.
X1:084 X2:632 Y1:482 Y2:524 You have the wedding fund, don't you?
X1:087 X2:629 Y1:446 Y2:524 We have it. Only now we call it "the beach house. "
X1:174 X2:543 Y1:450 Y2:524 You spent my wedding fund on the beach house?
X1:155 X2:560 Y1:482 Y2:524 We're sorry. We assumed...
X1:168 X2:551 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...that when you turned 30 you'd pay for it yourself.
X1:156 X2:561 Y1:450 Y2:524 You bought the beach house when I was 23.
X1:167 X2:549 Y1:450 Y2:524 So you've had seven years of beach fun...
X1:109 X2:608 Y1:482 Y2:524 ...and you can't put a price on that.
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:488 Y2:524 We do feel bad about this.
X1:180 X2:534 Y1:446 Y2:524 We saved again when you dated Richard.
X1:185 X2:530 Y1:450 Y2:524 Then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
X1:199 X2:518 Y1:488 Y2:524 What about Chandler?
X1:148 X2:567 Y1:446 Y2:524 It was Chandler. We didn't think he'd propose.
X1:135 X2:580 Y1:444 Y2:524 I didn't start drinking enough at the start of the meal.
X1:134 X2:585 Y1:444 Y2:524 I can't believe there's no money for my wedding.
X1:111 X2:604 Y1:482 Y2:524 Maybe, if your father hadn't tried...
X1:149 X2:568 Y1:488 Y2:524 ...to sell ice over the Internet.
X1:119 X2:597 Y1:446 Y2:524 - It seemed like such a simple idea. - Stupid. The word is "stupid. "
X1:177 X2:537 Y1:444 Y2:524 Enough. I don't want to hear about it anymore.
X1:206 X2:509 Y1:486 Y2:524 Good luck, Chandler.
X1:175 X2:540 Y1:482 Y2:524 Okay, now I'm going to...
X1:260 X2:456 Y1:484 Y2:524 ...touch you.
X1:267 X2:447 Y1:488 Y2:524 That's soft.
X1:175 X2:543 Y1:446 Y2:524 Do you think your parents could help pay for it?
X1:256 X2:459 Y1:488 Y2:524 I don't know.
X1:107 X2:612 Y1:446 Y2:524 My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding.
X1:139 X2:575 Y1:484 Y2:524 Saving the rest for her divorce.
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:446 Y2:524 And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to...
X1:258 X2:459 Y1:484 Y2:524 ...Dollywood.
X1:102 X2:613 Y1:446 Y2:524 - What happened at dinner? - My parents spent the wedding fund.
X1:153 X2:564 Y1:484 Y2:524 My God, what did you order?
X1:183 X2:533 Y1:448 Y2:524 Wait, there's no money? Well, this is terrible.
X1:155 X2:561 Y1:448 Y2:524 You guys will have to get married in, like, a rec center.
X1:160 X2:556 Y1:444 Y2:524 - Honey, it's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay.
X1:178 X2:538 Y1:446 Y2:524 - No swing band, no lilies. - It's gonna be okay.
X1:095 X2:620 Y1:482 Y2:524 I mean, you don't need to have this...
X1:208 X2:508 Y1:488 Y2:524 ...rustic Italian feast.
X1:108 X2:606 Y1:488 Y2:524 You don't need this custom-made...
X1:103 X2:613 Y1:484 Y2:524 ...empire waist, duchess satin gown.
X1:168 X2:547 Y1:488 Y2:524 You can wear off-the-rack.
X1:178 X2:537 Y1:482 Y2:524 It's really gonna be okay.
X1:104 X2:613 Y1:446 Y2:524 The important thing is, we love each other and we're gonna get married.
X1:149 X2:570 Y1:450 Y2:524 Do you even understand what "off-the-rack" means?
X1:119 X2:598 Y1:482 Y2:524 Why don't you pay for it yourself?
X1:139 X2:576 Y1:482 Y2:524 How? I don't have any money.
X1:256 X2:460 Y1:450 Y2:524 - I have some. - How much?
X1:234 X2:481 Y1:486 Y2:524 Well, close to... .
X1:201 X2:515 Y1:450 Y2:524 - Are you kidding me?! - How much?
X1:130 X2:586 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Enough for wedding scenario A. - Really?
X1:113 X2:603 Y1:484 Y2:524 How great are you, you little saver!
X1:122 X2:592 Y1:446 Y2:524 This is exactly the budget of my dream wedding.
X1:096 X2:618 Y1:484 Y2:524 You guys are so made for each other.
X1:132 X2:583 Y1:444 Y2:524 You're not suggesting we spend all the money on the wedding?
X1:306 X2:408 Y1:488 Y2:524 Yeah.
X1:083 X2:636 Y1:444 Y2:524 Look, Mon, I've been saving this money for six years...
X1:118 X2:598 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...and I have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
X1:164 X2:550 Y1:486 Y2:524 Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler.
X1:103 X2:614 Y1:450 Y2:524 Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives.
X1:120 X2:595 Y1:444 Y2:524 I realize that, honey, but I won't spend all the money on one party.
X1:225 X2:491 Y1:484 Y2:524 Honey, I love you.
X1:168 X2:548 Y1:446 Y2:524 But if you call our wedding a party one more time...
X1:171 X2:546 Y1:484 Y2:524 ...you may not get invited.
X1:109 X2:606 Y1:446 Y2:524 We can always earn more money. We're only gonna get married once.
X1:122 X2:594 Y1:446 Y2:524 I understand, but I have to put my foot down. The answer is no.
X1:192 X2:524 Y1:444 Y2:524 You're gonna have to put your foot down?
X1:277 X2:438 Y1:486 Y2:524 Yes, I am.
X1:189 X2:527 Y1:484 Y2:524 Money and a firm hand.
X1:191 X2:524 Y1:446 Y2:524 Finally a Chandler I can get onboard with.
X1:282 X2:435 Y1:450 Y2:524 CENTRAL PERK
X1:268 X2:448 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Hey, Rach. - Joey.
X1:132 X2:586 Y1:484 Y2:524 Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke?
X1:095 X2:620 Y1:446 Y2:524 I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.
X1:214 X2:501 Y1:450 Y2:524 No, no, I'm serious. You don't smell it?
X1:211 X2:504 Y1:482 Y2:524 Something's on fire.
X1:198 X2:518 Y1:482 Y2:524 I don't smell anything.
X1:143 X2:575 Y1:444 Y2:524 You know what? It's probably just your burning loins.
X1:087 X2:630 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Hey, what are you guys talking about? - Nothing.
X1:180 X2:536 Y1:486 Y2:524 Damn, this coffee's cold.
X1:178 X2:539 Y1:446 Y2:524 Do you mind if I heat this on your loins?
X1:165 X2:551 Y1:446 Y2:524 You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey... .
X1:152 X2:565 Y1:446 Y2:524 I guess you bought that book after we broke up.
X1:126 X2:592 Y1:446 Y2:524 I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.
X1:279 X2:439 Y1:484 Y2:524 Oh, yeah?
X1:137 X2:578 Y1:446 Y2:524 Well, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines.
X1:307 X2:410 Y1:482 Y2:524 'Sup?
X1:156 X2:563 Y1:450 Y2:524 Ross, how could you do that to an old man?
X1:223 X2:493 Y1:486 Y2:524 Excuse me, ladies.
X1:279 X2:438 Y1:482 Y2:524 I'm sorry?
X1:163 X2:553 Y1:484 Y2:524 My massage client. Arthur.
X1:164 X2:555 Y1:450 Y2:524 His daughter said some guy that worked for me...
X1:113 X2:603 Y1:484 Y2:524 ...gave him a really weird massage.
X1:189 X2:530 Y1:446 Y2:524 I gave him an extremely professional massage.
X1:158 X2:557 Y1:446 Y2:524 He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
X1:200 X2:514 Y1:444 Y2:524 Okay, so it wasn't a traditional massage.
X1:147 X2:571 Y1:446 Y2:524 But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks...
X1:157 X2:561 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...and I gently exfoliated him with a mop.
X1:145 X2:569 Y1:444 Y2:524 Well, he's never coming back. You just cost me $80 a week.
X1:123 X2:592 Y1:446 Y2:524 This is your fault. You didn't move his appointment.
X1:128 X2:586 Y1:444 Y2:524 Oh, it's my fault? You didn't have to massage him.
X1:154 X2:561 Y1:482 Y2:524 You could've sent him away.
X1:102 X2:614 Y1:444 Y2:524 You could've not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back.
X1:205 X2:510 Y1:488 Y2:524 He said he liked that!
X1:176 X2:539 Y1:444 Y2:524 You're right, you're right. I'm sorry.
X1:143 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:524 Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
X1:195 X2:520 Y1:450 Y2:524 - His daughter was hot. - Gotcha.
X1:291 X2:425 Y1:488 Y2:524 Listen...
X1:209 X2:508 Y1:482 Y2:524 ...I've been thinking.
X1:093 X2:622 Y1:444 Y2:524 It's not fair of me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding.
X1:099 X2:617 Y1:484 Y2:524 I mean, you work really hard for that.
X1:182 X2:533 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Well. - Well, you work for that.
X1:138 X2:577 Y1:482 Y2:524 Look, I've thought about it too.
X1:115 X2:601 Y1:444 Y2:524 I'm sorry. I think we should spend all the money on the wedding.
X1:126 X2:590 Y1:446 Y2:524 - You do? - Yeah, I'm putting my foot down.
X1:190 X2:527 Y1:446 Y2:524 Look, when I proposed, I told you...
X1:170 X2:547 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...that I would do anything to make you happy.
X1:121 X2:595 Y1:446 Y2:524 And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy...
X1:110 X2:606 Y1:482 Y2:524 ...then that's what we're gonna do.
X1:225 X2:490 Y1:488 Y2:524 You are so sweet.
X1:128 X2:588 Y1:488 Y2:524 What about the future and stuff?
X1:124 X2:591 Y1:484 Y2:524 Forget about the future and stuff.
X1:169 X2:545 Y1:484 Y2:524 So we only have two kids.
X1:124 X2:590 Y1:444 Y2:524 We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
X1:145 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:524 - Have you thought about that? - Yeah.
X1:097 X2:620 Y1:484 Y2:524 How many kids were we gonna have?
X1:192 X2:525 Y1:446 Y2:524 Four. A boy, twin girls and another boy.
X1:140 X2:576 Y1:484 Y2:524 What else did you think about?
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:444 Y2:524 Well, stuff like where we'd live, you know.
X1:108 X2:608 Y1:484 Y2:524 Like a small place outside the city...
X1:157 X2:561 Y1:450 Y2:524 ...where our kids could learn to ride their bikes.
X1:110 X2:605 Y1:450 Y2:524 We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar...
X1:123 X2:595 Y1:446 Y2:524 ...and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door.
X1:076 X2:640 Y1:444 Y2:524 We'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
X1:234 X2:482 Y1:488 Y2:524 You know what?
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:482 Y2:524 I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
X1:255 X2:460 Y1:450 Y2:524 - Sure you do. - No.
X1:152 X2:566 Y1:444 Y2:524 I want everything that you've just said. I want a marriage.
X1:279 X2:438 Y1:488 Y2:524 You sure?
X1:210 X2:505 Y1:446 Y2:524 - I love you so much. - I love you.
X1:143 X2:572 Y1:446 Y2:524 When you were talking about our future, you said cat.
X1:174 X2:543 Y1:484 Y2:524 But you meant dog, right?
X1:291 X2:425 Y1:450 Y2:524 - Totally. - Good.
X1:262 X2:453 Y1:486 Y2:524 Hello, Zelda.
X1:144 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:524 - Who are you supposed to be? - The vicar.
X1:110 X2:608 Y1:446 Y2:524 - Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right?
X1:208 X2:507 Y1:482 Y2:524 Look, that's enough.
X1:182 X2:533 Y1:446 Y2:524 You make stupid jokes and sleazy innuendoes...
X1:120 X2:596 Y1:482 Y2:524 ...and it's just not funny anymore.
X1:166 X2:549 Y1:482 Y2:524 I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry.
X1:122 X2:593 Y1:446 Y2:524 Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn.
X1:140 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:524 All right, that's it. You want to do it? Let's do it.
X1:184 X2:531 Y1:444 Y2:524 That's right. I want to do it with you.
X1:135 X2:581 Y1:052 Y2:131 Been trying to fight it, but you said all the right things.
X1:309 X2:409 Y1:052 Y2:088 I did?
X1:134 X2:582 Y1:052 Y2:131 Yeah, I been waiting for so long to get on that body.
X1:220 X2:495 Y1:052 Y2:131 - This body? - Yeah, that's right.
X1:164 X2:551 Y1:052 Y2:093 Come on, Joey, sex me up.
X1:107 X2:608 Y1:052 Y2:132 You're starting to sound like the butcher's wife in chapter seven.
X1:137 X2:578 Y1:052 Y2:132 Come on, now. Don't keep me waiting. Take your clothes off.
X1:117 X2:598 Y1:052 Y2:132 But I'd keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.
X1:158 X2:557 Y1:052 Y2:089 I don't want to. I'm scared.
Facing Window 2003
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Fahrenheit 911 CD1
Fahrenheit 911 CD2
Fallen Angels 1995
Falls The CD1
Falls The CD2
Family Guy 01x01 - Death Has a Shadow
Family Guy 01x02 - I Never Met the Dead Man
Family Guy 01x03 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Family Guy 01x04 - Mind Over Murder
Family Guy 01x05 - A Hero Sits Next Door
Family Guy 01x06 - The Son Also Draws
Family Guy 01x07 - Brian Portrait of a Dog
Family Guy 01x08 - Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Family Guy 01x09 - Running Mates
Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
Family Guy 01x12 - Love Thy Trophy
Family Guy 01x13 - Death Is A Bitch
Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
Family Guy 03x01 - The Thin White Line
Family Guy 03x02 - Brian Does Hollywood
Family Guy 03x03 - Mr Griffin Goes To Washington
Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Family Guy 03x05 - And The Weiner Is
Family Guy 03x06 - Death Lives
Family Guy 03x07 - Lethal Weapons
Family Guy 03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around The World
Family Guy 03x09 - Mr Saturday Knight
Family Guy 03x10 - A Fish Out Of Water
Family Guy 03x11 - Emission Impossible
Family Man The
Family Viewing 1987
Fando y Lis
Fanfan le tulipe 2003
Fantomas Contre Scotland Yard
Far From Heaven
Far Off Place A 1993
Far away so close (1993) CD1
Far away so close (1993) CD2
Farewell Home sweet Home (Otar Iosseliani 1999)
Fargo - 1996 CD1 25fps
Fargo - 1996 CD2 25fps
Farscape - 1x01 - Premiere
Farscape - 1x02 - I ET
Farscape - 1x03 - Exodus From Genesis
Farscape - 1x04 - Throne for a Loss
Farscape - 1x05 - Back and Back and Back to the Future
Farscape - 1x06 - Thank God Its Friday Again
Farscape - 1x07 - PK Tech Girl
Farscape - 1x08 - That Old Black Magic
Farscape - 1x09 - DNA Mad Scientist
Farscape - 1x10 - Theyve Got a Secret
Farscape - 1x11 - Till the Blood Runs Clear
Farscape - 1x12 - Rhapsody In Blue
Farscape - 1x13 - The Flax
Farscape - 1x14 - Jeremiah Crichton
Farscape - 1x15 - Durka Returns
Farscape - 1x16 - A Human Reaction
Farscape - 1x17 - Through The Looking Glass
Farscape - 1x18 - A Bugs Life
Farscape - 1x19 - Nerve
Farscape - 1x20 - The Hidden Memory
Farscape - 1x21 - Bone To Be Wild
Farscape - 1x22 - Family Ties
Farscape - 2x01 - Mind The Baby
Farscape - 2x02 - Vitas Mortis
Farscape - 2x03 - Talking The Stone
Farscape - 2x04 - Crackers Dont Matter
Farscape - 2x05 - The Way We Werent
Farscape - 2x06 - Picture If You Will
Farscape - 2x07 - Home On The Remains
Farscape - 2x08 - Dream A Little Dream
Farscape - 2x09 - Out Of Their Minds
Farscape - 2x10 - My Three Crichtons
Farscape - 2x11 - Look At The Princess I - A Kiss Is But A Kiss
Farscape - 2x12 - Look At The Princess II - I Do I Think
Farscape - 2x13 - Look At The Princess III - The Maltese Crichton
Farscape - 2x14 - Beware Of Dog
Farscape - 2x15 - Wont Get Fooled Again
Farscape - 2x16 - The Locket
Farscape - 2x17 - The Ugly Truth
Farscape - 2x18 - A Clockwork Nebari
Farscape - 2x19 - Liars Guns and Money I - A Not So Simple Plan
Farscape - 2x20 - Liars Guns and Money II - With Friends Like These
Farscape - 2x21 - Liars Guns and Money III - Plan B
Farscape - 2x22 - Die Me Dichotomy
Farscape - 3x01 - Season Of Death
Farscape - 3x02 - Suns And Lovers
Farscape - 3x03 - Self Inflicted Wounds I - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
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Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
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Firefly 1x04 - Safe
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Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
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Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
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Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
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First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
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Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
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Flash Gordon CD1
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Flesh and Blood CD1
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Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
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Flipper (1996) CD1
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Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
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Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
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Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2