Fight Club CD1
Narrator:[br]People are always asking me
if I know Tyler Durden.
Tyler: 3 minutes.
Tyler: 3 minutes.
This is it: ground zero.
Would you like to say a few[br]words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: With a gun barrel[br]between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
I can't think[br]of anything.
For a second[br]I totally forget
about Tyler's whole[br]controlled demolition thing,
and I wonder[br]how clean that gun is.
Tyler: Getting[br]exciting now.
That old saying,
how you always hurt[br]the one you love?
Well, it works both ways.
We have front row seats
for this theater[br]of mass destruction.
The demolitions committee[br]of Project Mayhem
wrapped the foundation[br]columns of a dozen buildings
with blasting gelatin.[br]In 2 minutes,
primary charges[br]will blow base charges
and a few square blocks
will be reduced[br]to smoldering rubble.
I know this...
because Tyler knows this.
2 1 /2.
Think of everything[br]we've accomplished.
And suddenly, I realize[br]that all of this:
the gun, the bombs,[br]the revolution...
has got something to do with[br]a girl named Marla Singer.
Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.
This was a support group for[br]men with testicular cancer.
The big moosey[br]slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
We're still men.
Yes, we're men.
Men is what we are.
8 months ago, Bob's[br]testicles were removed.
Then hormone therapy.[br]He developed bitch-tits
because his testosterone[br]was too high,
and his body[br]upped the estrogen.
And that was where I fit...
They're gonna have to[br]open up my pecs again
and drain the fluid.
Narrator: Between those huge,[br]sweating tits
that hung enormous the way[br]you'd think of God's as big.
OK. You cry now.
No, wait. Back up.[br]Let me start earlier.
For 6 months,[br]I couldn't sleep.
Echo: I couldn't sleep.[br]I couldn't sleep.
With insomnia,[br]nothing's real.
Everything's far away.
Everything's a copy[br]Of a copy of a copy.
When deep space[br]exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations[br]that name everything:
the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,
the Microsoft Galaxy,
Gonna need you out of town[br]a little more this week.
We got some[br]red flags to cover.
It must've been Tuesday.
He was wearing[br]his cornflower-blue tie.
You want me to deprioritize[br]my current reports
until you advise[br]of a status upgrade?
Make these your primary[br]action items.
Here's[br]your flight coupons.
Call me from the road[br]if there's any snags.
Narrator:[br]He was full of pep.
Must have had[br]his grande latte enema.
Like so many others,[br]I had become a slave
to the IKEA[br]nesting instinct.
Uh, yes. I'd like to order[br]the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.
Operator: Please hold.
If I saw something clever
like a little coffee table[br]in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.
The Klipske[br]personal office unit,
the Hovetrekke[br]home exer-bike,
or the Johannshamn sofa
with the Strinne green[br]stripe pattern.
Even the Rizlampa wire lamps
of environmentally friendly[br]unbleached paper.
I'd flip through catalogs[br]and wonder:
What kind of dining set[br]defines me as a person?
I had it all.
Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles[br]and imperfections.
Proof that they were crafted[br]by the honest, simple,
hard-working indigenous[br]peoples of--
Operator: Please hold.
I was holding.
We used to read pornography.
Now it was[br]the Horchow collection.
No, you can't[br]die from insomnia.
What about narcolepsy?
I nod off. I wake up[br]in strange places.
I have no idea[br]how I got there.
You need to lighten up.
Can you please just[br]get me something?
Narrator: Red and blue Tuenols,[br]lipstick-red Seconals.
No. You need[br]healthy natural sleep.
Chew some Valerian root[br]and get more exercise.
Hey, come on.[br]I'm in pain.
You wanna see pain?
Swing by First Methodist[br]Tuesday nights.
See the guys[br]with testicular cancer.
Chorus: § La la la §
§ La la la la la la §
I always wanted 3 kids,
2 boys and a girl.
Mindy wanted[br]2 girls and a boy.
We never could[br]agree on anything.
Well, uh,[br]you know, she--
She had her first child[br]last week, a...
With--With her, uh,[br]with her new husband.
Man: [Whispering] Fuck.
Hey--Hey, thank God,[br]you know.
I'm--I'm glad for her.
Because she deserves it.
Group Leader: Aw.
Everyone, let's thank Thomas[br]for sharing himself with us.
All: Thank you, Thomas.
I look around this room,[br]and I see a lot of courage,
and that gives me strength.
We give each other strength.
It's time[br]for the one-on-ones.
So let's all of us here[br]follow Thomas' good example
and really open ourselves up.
Would you find a partner?
Narrator: And this is how[br]I met the big moosey...
Man: Come on.[br]Let's go over here.
His eyes already[br]shrink-wrapped in tears...
knees together,[br]those awkward little steps.
My name is Bob.
Narrator: Bob had been[br]a champion body-builder.
You know that[br]chest-expansion program
you see on late-night TV?[br]That was his idea.
I was a juicer.
You know,[br]using steroids.
Wastrel.[br]Oh, they use that
on racehorses,[br]for Christ sakes.
And now I'm bankrupt.
My 2 grown kids...
won't even return[br]my phone calls.
Narrator: Strangers[br]with this kind of honesty
make me go[br]a big rubbery one.
Go ahead, Cornelius.
You can cry.
Narrator: And then,[br]something happened.
I let go.
That's really good.
Lost in oblivion...
dark and silent[br]and complete.
I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.
Babies don't sleep[br]this well.
I became addicted.
Narrator:[br]If I didn't say anything...
people always[br]assumed the worst.
Man: Welcome, Travis.
Second man: Welcome, Travis.
They cried harder...
then I cried harder.
Woman: Now we're going[br]to open the green door,
the heart charka.
Narrator:[br]I wasn't really dying.
I wasn't host to cancer[br]or parasites.
I was the warm little center
that the life of this world[br]crowded around.
that the life of this world[br]crowded around.
Imagine your pain
as a white ball[br]of healing light.
It moves over your body,[br]healing you.
Now, keep this going.[br]Remember to breathe,
and step forward
through the back door[br]oft he room.
Where does it lead?
To your cave.
Step forward[br]into your cave.
You're going deeper[br]into your cave,
and you're going to find[br]your power animal.
Narrator:[br]Every evening, I died...
and every evening,[br]I was born again.
Bob loved me[br]because he thought
my testicles[br]were removed, too.
pressed against his tits,
ready to cry.
This was my vacation.
And she ruined[br]everything.
This is cancer, right?
This chick Marla Singer
did not have[br]testicular cancer.
She was a liar.
She had no diseases at all.
I had seen her[br]at Free and Clear
my blood parasites group[br]Thursdays.
Then at Hope, my bimonthly[br]sickle cell circle.
And again at Seize the Day,
my tuberculosis[br]Friday night.
Marla, the big tourist.
Her lie reflected my lie,
and suddenly,[br]I felt nothing.
I couldn't cry.
So once again,[br]I couldn't sleep.
Next group,[br]after guided meditation,
after we open[br]our heart charkas,
when it's time to hug,
I'm Gonna grab[br]that little bitch
Marla Singer[br]and scream...
Marla, you liar![br]You big tourist!
I need this![br]Now get out!
Narrator:[br]I hadn't slept in 4 days.
TV: Absolutely.[br]We'll just let that dry.
When you have insomnia,
you're never[br]really asleep...
and you're[br]never really awake.
Woman: To begin[br]tonight's communion,
Chloe would like[br]to say a few words.
Chloe looked the way
Meryl Streep's skeleton[br]would look
if you made it smile[br]and walk around the party
being extra nice[br]to everybody.
Well,[br]I'm still here,
but I don't know[br]for how long.
That's as much[br]certainty
as anyone[br]can give me.
But I've got[br]some good news.
I no longer[br]have
any fear[br]of death.
But I am in[br]a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex[br]with me.
I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get[br]laid for the last time.
I have pornographic movies[br]in my apartment,
[Overmodulated][br]and lubricants[br]and amyl nitrate.
Everyone, let's[br]thank Chloe.
[Audience Saying Thank You]
Now, let's...[br]ready our self
for guided meditation.
You're standing at[br]the entrance of your cave.
You step inside your cave,[br]and you walk.
Narrator: If I did[br]have a tumor...
I'd name it Marla.
the little scratch[br]on the roofof your mouth
that would heal if only[br]you could stop tonguing it,
but you can't.
...deeper[br]into your cave
as you walk.
You feel the healing energy[br]of this place
all around you.
Now find your power animal.
OK. Now let's partner up.
Pick someone special[br]to you tonight.
We need to talk.
I'm onto you.
Yeah. You're a faker.
You're not dying.
In the Tibetan philosophy,[br]Sylvia Plath sense of the word,
I know we're all--[br]we're all dying, all right?
But you're not dying the way[br]Chloe back there is dying.
So you're a tourist.
OK? I've seen you.[br]I saw you--
saw you at melanoma,
saw you[br]at tuberculosis,
I saw you at[br]testicular cancer.
I saw you[br]practicing this.
Telling me off.
Is it going as well[br]as you hoped...
I'll expose you.
Go ahead.[br]I'll expose you.
Leader: All right,[br]come together.
Let your selves cry.
Oh, God, why[br]are you doing this?
It's cheaper than a movie,[br]and there's free coffee.
this is important, OK?
These are my groups.
I've been coming here[br]for over a year.
Why do you do it?
I don't know.
When people think[br]you're dying,
man, they really,[br]really listen to you
instead of just...
Instead of just waiting[br]for their turn to speak.
OK, you don't want[br]to get into this.
It becomes an addiction.
I'm not kidding.
I can't cry if there's[br]another faker present,
and I need this.
So you got to find[br]somewhere else to go.
Candy stripe[br]a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa. Hold on.[br]I'll tell you.
We're gonna split up[br]the week, OK?
You take lymphoma[br]and tuberculosis--
My smoking doesn't[br]go over at all.
- OK. Good. Fine.[br]- [Coughs]
Testicular cancer should be[br]no contest, I think.
I have more right to[br]be there than you.
You still have[br]your balls.
I don't know. Am I?
What do you want?
I'll take the parasites.
You can't have[br]both the parasites,
but why don't you take[br]the blood parasites--
I want brain parasites.
I'll take[br]the blood parasites,
but I'm gonna take the[br]organic brain dementia--
I want that.
You can't have[br]the whole brain.
So far you have 4.[br]I only have 2.
Take both the parasites.[br]They’re yours.
Now we both have 3.
Hey, you left[br]half your clothes!
What, are you selling those?
Yes! I'm selling[br]some clothes.
we each have 3.[br]That's 6.
What about the seventh day?[br]I want ascending bowel cancer.
Narrator: The girl[br]had done her homework.
No. No, I...
I want bowel cancer.
That's your favorite, too?
Try to slip it by me, eh?
Look, we're gonna[br]split it, OK?
Take the first and third[br]Sunday of the month.
Looks like[br]this is good-bye.
Well, let's not make a[br]big thing out of it, OK?
How's this for not[br]making a big thing?
May-Maybe we should[br]exchange numbers.
W-We might want[br]to switch nights.
Narrator: This is how I met[br]Marla Singer.
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die[br]at any moment.
The tragedy, she said,[br]was that she didn't.
It doesn't have[br]your name.
Who are you,
any of the[br]stupid names
you give each[br]night?
You wake up[br]at Seatac.
You wake up at O'Hare...
Lose an hour,[br]gain an hour...
Check-in for that[br]flight doesn't begin
for another 2 hours,[br]sir.
This is your life, and it's[br]ending one minute at a time.
You wake up at Air Harbor[br]International...
P.A.: ...the aircraft has[br]come to a complete stop.
If you wake up[br]at a different time,
in a different place,
could you wake up[br]as a different person?
Everywhere I travel,
single pat of butter...
a microwave cordon-bleu[br]hobby kit.
Sample package mouthwash,[br]tiny bars of soap.
The people I meet[br]on each flight,
Between takeoff and landing,[br]we have our time together,
but that's all we get.
Narrator: On[br]a long enough timeline,
the survival rate[br]for everyone drops to zero.
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was[br]to apply the formula.
Here's where[br]the infant
went through[br]the windshield.
Narrator: A new car[br]built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling[br]at 60 miles per hour.
The rear differential[br]locks up.
The teenager's braces
are wrapped around[br]the back seat ashtray.
Might make[br]a good antismoking ad.
Narrator:[br]The car crashes and burns
with everyone[br]trapped inside.
Now, should we[br]initiate a recall?
The father[br]must've been huge.
You see[br]where the fat
has burned[br]to the seat,
the polyester shirt?
- Very modern art.[br]- Ha ha ha!
Narrator: Take the number of[br]vehicles in the field, ''A,''
multiply it by the probable[br]rate of failure, '' B,''
then multiply the result
by the average out-of-court[br]settlement, ''C.''
''A'' times '' B'' times ''C''
If''X'' is less[br]than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one.
Are there a lot
of these kinds[br]of accidents?
You wouldn't believe.
Which car company[br]do you work for?
A major one.
Narrator: Every time the plane[br]banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
I prayed for a crash
or a midair collision.
Life insurance[br]pays off triple
if you die[br]on a business trip.
''If you are seated in an[br]emergency exit row...''
''And you feel[br]you would be unable
or unwilling to[br]perform the duties
listed on[br]the safety card,
please ask[br]a flight attendant
to reseat you.''
It's a lot[br]of responsibility.
Wanna switch seats?
No. I'm not sure[br]I'm the man
for that particular job.
An exit-door procedure[br]at 30,000 feet.
The illusion of safety.
Yeah. I guess so.
You know why they put[br]oxygen masks on planes?
So you can breathe.
Oxygen gets you high.
In a catastrophic[br]emergency,
you're taking giant[br]panicked breaths.
Suddenly you become[br]euphoric, docile.
You accept your fate.
It's all right here.
600 miles an hour.
calm as Hindu cows.
That's an interesting[br]theory.
What do you do?
What do you mean?
What do you do[br]for a living?
Why? So you can pretend[br]like you’re interested?
You have a kind of[br]sick desperation
in your laugh.
We have[br]the exact same briefcase.
I make[br]and I sell soap--
the yardstick[br]of civilization.
Narrator: And this is[br]how I met...
Did you know, if you[br]mixed equal parts
of gasoline and frozen[br]orange juice concentrate,
you can make napalm?
No, I did not know that.[br]Is that true?
One can make all kinds[br]of explosives
using simple[br]household items.
If one were[br]so inclined.
Tyler, you are, by far,[br]the most interesting
''single-serving'' friend[br]I've ever met.
everything on a plane[br]is single-serving, even--
Oh, I get it.[br]It's very clever.
How's that working out[br]for you?
Keep it up, then.
Now a question[br]of etiquette.
As I pass,
do I give you the ass[br]or the crotch?
Narrator: How I came[br]to live with Tyler is...
airlines have this policy[br]about vibrating luggage.
Was--Was it ticking?
Actually, throwers don't[br]worry about ticking,
'cause modern bombs[br]don't tick.
But when a suitcase[br]vibrates,
then the thrower's[br]gotta call the police.
My suitcase...was vibrating?
9 times out of 1 0,[br]it's an electric razor,
but every once[br]in a while...
[Whispering][br]it's a dildo.
Of course,[br]it's company policy
never to imply[br]ownership
in the event[br]of a dildo.
We have to use[br]the indefinite article
Never your dildo.
I don't own a--
Narrator: I had everything[br]in that suitcase--
my CK shirts,
my DKNY shoes,
my AX ties.
Man: Hey! That's my car!
[Police Radio Chatter]
Home was a condo[br]on the 1 5th floor
of a filing cabinet for widows[br]and young professionals.
The walls[br]were solid concrete.
A foot of concrete’s[br]important
when your next-door neighbor[br]lets her hearing aid go
and has to watch game shows[br]at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast
and debris that used to be your[br]furniture and personal effects
blows out of your[br]floor-to-ceiling windows
and sails flaming[br]into the night.
I suppose[br]these things happen.
There's nothing up there.
You can't go[br]into the unit.
Do you have somebody[br]you can call?
Narrator: How embarrassing.
A house full of condiments[br]and no food.
The police would[br]later tell me
that the pilot light[br]might have gone out,
letting out just[br]a little bit of gas.
That gas could have[br]slowly filled the condo--
1 ,700 square feet[br]of high ceilings
for days and days.
Then the refrigerator's[br]compressor could've clicked on.
I can hear you[br]breathing, you--
If you asked me now,
I couldn't tell you[br]why I called him.
[Telephone Ringing[br]On Other End]
Man: Who's this?
[Potato Chips Crunching]
Who is this?
Um, ahem, we met[br]on the airplane.
We had the same[br]suitcase.
Uh, the clever guy.
Oh, yeah. Right. OK?
I called[br]a second ago.
There was no answer.[br]I'm at a pay phone.
Yeah. I star-69ed you.
I never pick up my phone.
So, what's up, man?
you're not gonna[br]believe this.
Tyler: You know, man,[br]it could be worse.
A woman could[br]cut off your penis
while you’re sleeping
and toss it[br]out the window
of a moving car.
There's always that.
I don't know,[br]it’s just...
when you buy furniture,
you tell yourself,[br]that's it.
That's the last sofa[br]I'm gonna need.
Whatever else happens,
I've got that[br]sofa problem handled.
I had it all.
I had a stereo[br]that was very decent,
a wardrobe that was getting[br]very respectable.
I was close[br]to being complete.
Shit, man.[br]Now it's all gone.
Hmm. All gone.
Do you know[br]what a duvet is?
It's a blanket.
Just a blanket.
Why do guys[br]like you and I
know what[br]a duvet is?
Is this essential[br]to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer[br]sense of the word?
What are we, then?
We're, uh, you know,[br]consumers...
Right. We're consumers.
We are by-products of[br]a lifestyle obsession.
Murder, crime, poverty--
these things[br]don't concern me.
What concerns me are[br]celebrity magazines,
television[br]with 500 channels,
some guy's name[br]on my underwear.
Fuck Martha Stewart.
Martha's polishing the brass[br]on the Titanic.
It's all going down, man.
So fuck off[br]with your sofa units
and Shrine green[br]stripe patterns.
I say,[br]never be complete.
I say,[br]stop being perfect.
I say, let's...[br]let's evolve.
Let the chips[br]fall where they may.
But that's me,[br]and I could be wrong.
Maybe it's a terrible[br]tragedy.
No. It’s just stuff.
It's not a tragedy,[br]but...
Well, you did lose
a lot of versatile solutions[br]for modern living.
Fuck. You're right.
No. I don't smoke.
My insurance is probably[br]gonna cover it, so...
The things you own[br]end up owning you.
But do what[br]you like, man.
Oh, it's late.
Hey, thanks[br]for the beer.
I should find[br]a hotel.
Just ask, man.
What are you[br]talking about?
3 pitchers of beer,
and you still[br]can't ask.
You called me 'cause you[br]needed a place to stay.
Oh, hey, no, no, no.
Yes, you did.[br]So just ask.
Cut the foreplay[br]adjust ask, man.
Would that[br]be a problem?
Is it a problem[br]for you to ask?
Can I stay[br]at your place?
I want you[br]to do me a favor.
I want you to hit me[br]as hard as you can.
I want you to hit me[br]as hard as you can.
Narrator: Let me tell you[br]a little bit
about Tyler Durden.
Tyler was a night person.
While the rest of us[br]were sleeping,
He had one part-time job[br]as a projectionist.
See, a movie doesn't come[br]all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.
So someone has to be there[br]to switch the projectors
at the exact moment[br]that one reel ends
and the next one begins.
If you look for it,[br]you can see these little dots
come into the upper right-hand[br]corner of the screen.
In the industry,
we call them[br]''cigarette burns.''
That's the cue[br]for a changeover.
He flips the projectors,
the movie keeps[br]right on going,
and nobody in the audience[br]has any idea.
Why would anyone want[br]this shitjob?
Because it affords him other[br]interesting opportunities.
Like splicing single frames[br]of pornography
into family films.
So when the snooty cat[br]and the courageous dog
with the celebrity voices
meet for the first time[br]in reel 3,
that's when you'll[br]catch a flash
of Tyler’s contribution[br]to the film.
[Characters On Screen[br]Singing Merrily]
[Merry Song Continues]
Nobody knows[br]that they saw it,
but they did.
A nice big cock.
Even a hummingbird couldn't[br]catch Tyler at work.
Tyler also works sometimes[br]as a banquet waiter
at the luxurious[br]Pressman Hotel.
He was the guerilla[br]terrorist
of the food service[br]industry.
Do not watch.
I cannot go[br]when you watch.
Apart from seasoning[br]the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,
sneezed[br]on braised endive.
And as for the cream[br]of mushroom soup,
Go ahead, tell them.
You get the idea.
What do you want me to do?[br]You just want me to hit you?
Come on. Do me[br]this one favor.
Why? I don't know why.[br]I don't know.
I've never been in a fight.[br]Have you?
No, but that's[br]a good thing.
No, it is not.
How much can you[br]know about yourself
if you’ve never[br]been in a fight?
I don't wanna die[br]without any scars.
So, come on, hit me[br]before I lose my nerve.
God, this is crazy.
So go crazy.[br]Let 'er rip.
Hey, I don't know[br]about this.
I don't, either,[br]but who gives a shit?
No one's watching.[br]What do you care?
Wait. This is crazy.[br]You want me to hit you?
What, like,[br]in the face?
This is so[br]fucking stupid.
You hit me[br]in the ear.
Well, Jesus,[br]I'm sorry.
Why the ear, man?
Aw, I fucked it up.
No. That was perfect.
Nah, it's all right.
That really hurts.
Hit me again.
No. You hit me.
We should do this[br]again sometime.
Where's your car?
Narrator: I don't know how[br]Tyler found that house,
but he said[br]he'd been there for a year.
It looked like it was[br]waiting to be torn down.
Most of the windows[br]were boarded up.
There was no lock[br]on the front door
from when the police[br]or whoever kicked it in.
The stairs[br]were ready to collapse.
I didn't know if he owned it[br]or if he was squatting.
Neither would have[br]surprised me.
Yeah. That's you.
That's the toilet.
Narrator: What a shithole.
[Water Pipes Rumble]
Turning on one light
meant another light[br]in the house went out.
There were no neighbors,
Just some warehouses[br]and a paper mill--
that fart smell of steam,
the hamster cage smell[br]of wood chips.
After work tomorrow,[br]we'll be--
Hey. What have[br]we here?
Every time it rained,[br]we had to kill the power.
By the end[br]of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
I didn't even mind the warm,[br]stale refrigerator.
Can I be next?
All right, man.
Lose the tie.
Narrator: At night,[br]Tyler and I were alone
for a half mile[br]in every direction.
Rain trickled down[br]through the plaster
and the light fixtures.
Everything wooden[br]swelled and shrank.
Everywhere were rusted nails[br]to snag your elbow on.
The previous occupant had been[br]a bit of a shut-in.
Hey, man, what[br]are you reading?
Listen to this.
It's an article[br]written by an organ
in the first person.
''I am Jack’s[br]medulla oblongata.
Without me, Jack[br]could not regulate
his heart rate,[br]blood pressure, or breathing.''
There's a whole series[br]of these.
''I am Jill’s nipples. ''
''I am Jack’s colon. ''
Yeah. ''I get cancer.[br]I kill Jack.''
Narrator: After fighting,
everything else in your life[br]got the volume turned down.
You could deal[br]with anything.
Have you finished[br]those reports?
Tyler: If you could[br]fight anyone,
who would you fight?
I'd fight my boss,[br]probably.
Yeah. Why, who would[br]you fight?
I'd fight my dad.
I don't know my dad.
I mean, I know him,
but he left when I was,[br]like, 6 years old,
married this other woman[br]and had some other kids.
He, like, did this[br]every 6 years.
He goes to a new city[br]and starts a new family.
Fucker should open up[br]franchises.
My dad never[br]went to college,
so it was real[br]important that I go.
That sounds familiar.
So I graduate, I call[br]him up long distance.
I say, '' Dad, now what?''[br]He says, ''Get a job.''
Now I'm 25.
I make[br]my yearly call again.
I say, '' Dad, now what?''
He says, ''I don't know.[br]Get married.''
Eh, I mean...
I can't get married.
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
We're a generation[br]of men
raised by women.
I'm wondering[br]if another woman
is really[br]the answer we need.
Narrator: Most of the week,[br]we were Ozzie and Harriet.
But every Saturday night,
But every Saturday night,
we were finding[br]something out.
We were finding out[br]more and more
that we were not alone.
Man: Who turned[br]the lights off?
It used to be
that when I came home[br]angry or depressed,
I’d just clean my condo,
polish[br]my Scandinavian furniture.
I should've been looking[br]for a new condo.
I should've been haggling[br]with my insurance company.
I should've been upset about my[br]nice, neat flaming little shit.
But I wasn't.
The basic premise
of cyber-netting[br]any office
is make things[br]more efficient.
Narrator: Monday mornings,[br]all I could do
was think about[br]next week.
Can I get the icon[br]in cornflower blue?
Efficiency is priority[br]number one, people,
because waste[br]is a thief.
I showed this already[br]to my man, here.
You liked it,[br]didn’t you?
Narrator: You can swallow[br]a pint of blood
before you get sick.
It was right[br]in everyone's face.
Tyler and I[br]Just made it visible.
It was on the tip[br]of everyone’s tongue.
Tyler and I just[br]gave it a name.
[Loud Rock Music Playing]
Come on, people,[br]you gotta go home.
Turn off the jukebox.[br]Lock the back.
Narrator: Every week,[br]Tyler gave the rules
that he and I decided.
Gentlemen, welcome[br]to Fight Club.
The first rule[br]of Fight Club is...
you do not talk[br]about Fight Club.
The second rule[br]of Fight Club is...
you do not talk[br]about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club--
Someone yells ''Stop!''[br]goes limp, taps out,
the fight is over.
Only 2 guys to a fight.
One fight at a time,[br]fellas.
Sixth rule--[br]No shirts, no shoes.
Fights will go on[br]as long as they have to.
And the eighth[br]and final rule--
If this is your first night[br]at Fight Club...
you have to fight.
[Loud Shouting, Cheering]
Narrator: This kid from work,[br]Ricky,
couldn't remember[br]whether you ordered pens
with blue ink or black...
Come on, man!
But Ricky was a god[br]for 1 0 minutes
when the trounced the maitre d'[br]of a local food court.
Sometimes,[br]all you could hear
were the flat, hard[br]packing sounds
over the yelling...
or the wet choke when[br]someone caught their breath
You weren't alive anywhere[br]like you were there.
But Fight Club[br]only exists
in the hours between[br]when Fight Club starts
and when Fight Club ends.
Even if could tell someone[br]they had a good fight,
I wouldn't be talking[br]to the same man.
Who you were[br]in Fight Club
is not who you were[br]in the rest of the world.
The guy who came to Fight Club[br]for the first time,
his ass[br]was a wad of cookie dough.
After a few weeks,
he was carved[br]out of wood.
If you could fight[br]any celebrity,
who would you fight?
Alive or dead?
It doesn't matter.[br]Who'd be tough?
I'd fight[br]William Shatner.
Narrator: We all started[br]seeing things differently.
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
I felt sorry for guys[br]packed into gyms,
trying to look like[br]how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger[br]said they should.
Is that what a man[br]looks like?
Ahh. Self-improvement[br]is masturbation.
Kick his ass!
Hit him again, man![br]Come on! Hit him!
Fight Club wasn't about[br]winning or losing.
It wasn't about words.
The hysterical shouting[br]was in tongues,
like in[br]a Pentecostal church.
- Is that it?[br]- Stop!
When the fight[br]was over,
nothing was solved,
but nothing mattered.
Narrator: Afterwards,[br]we all felt saved.
Hey, man, how[br]about next week?
How about next month?
I hear you.
Irwin, you're[br]in the middle.
New guy. You, too.
Narrator: Sometimes,[br]Tyler spoke for me.
He fell down[br]some stairs.
I fell down[br]some stairs.
Fight Club became the reason[br]to cut your hair short
or trim your fingernails.
OK. Any[br]historical figure.
I'd fight Gandhi.
How about you?
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight[br]till they're burger.
Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's[br]falling apart.
Marla: Where have[br]you been
the last 8 weeks?
[Chop Socky Yell]
How'd you find me?
You left that[br]forwarding number.
I haven't seen you[br]in any support groups.
We split them up.
That was the idea,[br]remember?
Yeah, but you haven't[br]been going to yours.
How do you know?
I found a new one.
It's for men only.
Like the testicle thing?
Look, this is a bad time.
I've been going[br]to Debtors Anonymous.
You wanna see some[br]really fucked up people?
I'm just on my way out.
I've got a stomachful[br]of Xanax.
I took what was left[br]of a bottle.
It might have been[br]too much.
Narrator: Just picture[br]watching Marla Singer
throw herself around[br]her crummy apartment.
But this isn't a[br]for-real suicide thing.
This is probably one of[br]those cry-for-help things.
Narrator: This could[br]go on for hours.
So you’re staying in[br]tonight, then?
Do you wanna wait
and hear me[br]describe death?
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit[br]can use a phone?
Have you ever heard[br]a death rattle before?
Narrator:[br]Tyler's door was closed.
I'd been living here[br]for 2 months,
and Tyler's door[br]was never closed.
[Footsteps On Stairs]
You won't believe this dream[br]I had last night.
Yeah, I can hardly believe[br]anything about last night.
What--What are you[br]doing here?
This is my house. What are[br]you doing in my house?
Ha ha! Ohh...
Oh, you got some fucked-up[br]friends, I'm tellin' you.
So, I come in last night.[br]Phone's off the hook.
Guess who's[br]on the other end.
Narrator: I already knew the story[br]before he told it to me.
Have you ever heard[br]a death rattle before?
Do you think it'll[br]live up to its name?
Or will it just be[br]a death...hairball?
Prepare...[br]to evacuate soul.
Now, how could Tyler,[br]of all people,
think it was a bad thing that[br]Marla Singer was about to die?
3--Oh, hang on.
You got here fast.
Did I call you?
The mattress is all sealed[br]in slippery plastic.
Oh, don't worry.[br]It's not a threat to you.
Somebody called the cops.
[Voices Over Police Radio]
Hey, where's 51 3?
End of the hall.
You know, the girl[br]who lives there
used to be a charming,[br]lovely girl.
She's lost faith[br]in herself.
She's a monster.
You have every[br]reason to live!
She's infectious[br]human waste!
Good luck[br]trying to save her!
If I fall asleep,[br]I'm done for.
You're gonna have to[br]keep me up...
Narrator: He was obviously[br]able to handle it.
You know what I mean.[br]You fucked her.
No, I didn't.
You're not into her,[br]are you?
No! God, not at all.
Narrator: I am Jack’s[br]raging bile duct.
Are you sure?[br]You can tell me.
Believe me, I'm sure.
Narrator: Put a gun[br]to my head
and paint the walls[br]with my brains.
That's good,[br]'cause she's a predator
posing[br]as a house pet.
Stay away[br]from that one.
And the shit that came out[br]of this woman's mouth
I ain't never heard.
I haven't been fucked[br]like that since grade school.
Narrator: How could[br]Tyler not go for that?
The night before last,[br]he was splicing
sex organs[br]into Cinderella.
Marla doesn't[br]need a lover.
She needs[br]a fucking case worker.
She needs a wash. And she's[br]in love with sport fuckin'.
Narrator: She invaded[br]my support groups.
Now she'd invaded my home.
Hey, hey.[br]Sit down.
Now, listen. Can't have you[br]talking to her about me.
Why would I talk[br]to her--
You say anything about me[br]or what goes on in this house
to her or to anybody,[br]we're done.
Now, promise me.
- Yeah, I promise.[br]- Promise.
I just said[br]I promise.
That's 3 times[br]you promised.
Narrator: If only I had wasted[br]a couple of minutes
and gone to watch[br]Marla Singer die,
none of this[br]would've happened.
Marla: Uhh![br]Uhh! Uhh!
Yeah! Oh![br]Harder! Harder!
Yeah! Ooh! Aah!
Aah! Ohh! Aah!
[Tyler And Marla[br]Shouting Passionately]
I could've moved[br]to another room...
on the third floor, where[br]I might not have heard them.
Marla: Oh, baby!
But I didn't.
[Marla Moaning[br]With Pleasure]
[Thumping And Moaning]
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
[Screaming And Thumping]
- Aah! Ohhh! Ohh![br]- Tyler: Ow!
What are you doin'?
Just goin' to bed.
Want to[br]finish her off?
No, thank you.
Marla: I found[br]the cigarettes.
Who are you[br]talking to?
I became the calm little[br]center of the world.
I was the Zen master.
Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
I wrote little haiku poems.
I e-mailed them to everyone.
Is that your blood?
Some of it, yeah.
You can't smoke[br]in here.
Take the rest[br]of the day off.
Come back Monday[br]with some clean clothes.
Get yourself together.
Narrator: I got right in[br]everyone's hostile little face.
Yes, these are bruises[br]from fighting.
Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
You give up[br]the condo life...
give up all your[br]flaming worldly possessions...
go live[br]in a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste[br]part of town...
and you have to[br]come home to this.
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
[Tyler And Marla[br]Moaning And Shouting]
Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Yes. This is[br]Detective Stern
with the Arson Unit.
We have[br]some new information
about the incident[br]at your former condo.
I don't know[br]if you’re aware,
but it seems that[br]someone sprayed freon
into your front door[br]lock,
then tapped it with a chisel[br]to shatter the cylinder.
No, I wasn't aware[br]of that at all.
Narrator:[br]I am Jack’s cold sweat.
Does this sound[br]strange to you?
Uh, yes, sir.[br]Strange. Very strange.
left a residue
of ammonium oxylate[br]potassium chloride.
Do you know[br]what this means?
No. What[br]does it mean?
It means it was[br]homemade.
I'm sorry.[br]This is just coming
as quite a shock[br]to me, sir.
See, whoever set[br]this homemade dynamite
could've blown out[br]your pilot light
days before[br]the actual explosion.
The gas was[br]Just the detonator.
Who would go and do[br]such a thing?
I'll ask the questions.
Tell him.[br]Tell him the liberator
who destroyed my property[br]has realigned my perception.
Detective: Excuse me.[br]Are you there?
No, I am listening.[br]It's a little hard to know
what to make[br]of all this.
Have you recently made[br]enemies with anyone
who might have access[br]to homemade dynamite?
- Enemies?[br]- Reject the basic
assumption of civilization,
especially the importance[br]of material possessions.
Detective:[br]Son, this is serious.
Yes, I know[br]it's serious.
I mean that.
Yes,[br]it's very serious.
Look, nobody takes this[br]more seriously than me.
That condo was my life.
OK? I loved every stick[br]of furniture in that place.
That was not just[br]a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
It was me!
Narrator: I'd like[br]to thank the Academy.
Is this not[br]a good time for you?
Just tell him[br]you fuckin' did it.
Tell him you[br]blew it all up.
That's what[br]he wants to hear.
Are you still there?
Wait. Are you saying[br]that I'm a suspect?
No, no. I may need to talk[br]to you a little further,
so how about you just lettin' me[br]know if you’re gonna leave town?
Narrator: Except[br]for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were[br]never in the same room.
My parents pulled this[br]exact same act for years.
The condom is the glass slipper[br]of our generation.
You slip one on[br]when you meet a stranger.
Then you[br]throw it away.
The condom, I mean.[br]Not the stranger.
I got this dress[br]at a thrift store for $1 .00.
It was worth[br]every penny.
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
Someone loved it...[br]intensely
for one day...
then tossed it.
Like a Christmas tree...
it's on the side[br]of the road...
tinsel still[br]clinging to it...
like a sex crime victim...
underwear inside out...
bound with electrical tape.
Well, then it suits you.
You can borrow it[br]sometime.
[Marla Clumps[br]Up The Stairs]
Get rid of her.
Why can’t you[br]get rid of her?
Don't mention me.
Narrator:[br]I'm 6 years old again,
passing messages[br]between parents.
I really think it's time[br]you got out of here.
Don't worry.[br]I'm leaving.
Not that we don't love[br]your little visits.
You are such[br]a nut case.
I can't even begin[br]to keep up.
§ Gotta get off§
§ Gotta get off[br]this merry-go-round §
§ Gotta get on where §
Wh...Why do you still[br]waste time with her?
I'll say this[br]about Marla--
at least she's tryin'[br]to hit bottom.
What, and I'm not?
Stickin' feathers[br]up your butt
does not make you[br]a chicken.
What are we doin' tonight?
- Tonight?[br]- Yeah.
We make soap.
To make soap,[br]first we render fat.
The salt balance[br]has to be just right,
so the best fat for making[br]soap comes from humans.
Wait.[br]What is this place?
A liposuction clinic.
Aha! Pay dirt.
The richest, creamiest fat[br]in the world.
Fat of the land.
Oh, God! Oh!
Get another one.[br]Uhh!
As the fat renders, the tallows[br]float to the surface.
Like in Boy Scouts.
I can imagine you[br]as a Boy Scout.
Once the tallow hardens,
we skim off[br]a layer of glycerin.
If you were to add nitric[br]acid, you got nitroglycerin.
If you were then to add[br]sodium nitrate
and a dash of sawdust,[br]you got dynamite.
Yeah, with enough soap,
we could blow up[br]Just about anything.
Narrator: Tyler was full[br]of useful information.
Now, ancient peoples found[br]that clothes got cleaner
when they washed them at a[br]certain point in the river.
- You know why?[br]- No.
Human sacrifices[br]were once made
on the hills[br]above this river.
Bodies burned. Water seeped[br]into the wood and ashes
to create lye.
This is lye,[br]the crucial ingredient.
Once it mixed with the[br]melted fat of bodies,
a thick, white,[br]soapy discharge
crept into the river.[br]May I see your hand, please?
What is this?
This...is chemical burn.
It'll hurt more than[br]you've ever been burned,
and you will have[br]a scar.
Narrator: If meditation worked for[br]cancer, it could work for this.
Stay with the pain.[br]Don't shove to center.
No, no! Oh, God!
Look at your hand.
The first soap was made[br]from the ashes of heroes,
like the first monkey[br]shot into space.
Without pain,[br]without sacrifice,
we would have nothin'.
I tried not to think of the[br]the words ''sear'' or ''flesh.''
Stop it![br]This is your pain.
This is your burning[br]hand. It's right here.
I'm going to my cave.
I'm going to my cave[br]and find my power animal.
No! Don't deal with it the way[br]those dead people do!
I get the point![br]OK! Please!
No. What you’re feeling[br]is premature enlightenment.
This is the greatest moment[br]of your life, man,
and you're off[br]somewhere--
Our fathers were[br]our models for God.
If our fathers bailed,
what does that[br]tell you about God?
Listen to me.
You have to consider[br]the possibility
that God[br]does not like you,
He never wanted you.
In all probability,[br]He hates you.
This is not the worst thing[br]that can happen.
We don't need Him.
We don't! I agree!
Fuck damnation, man.[br]Fuck redemption.
We are God's[br]unwanted children?
So be it!
Listen! You can run[br]water over your hand
to make it worse, or--[br]look at me--
or you can use vinegar[br]to neutralize the burn.
Please let me have[br]some! Please!
First you have to[br]give up.
First you have to know,[br]not fear,
know that someday[br]you're gonna die.
You don't know[br]how this feels!
It's only after[br]we've lost everything
that we're free[br]to do anything.
You're one step closer[br]to hitting bottom.
Narrator: Tyler sold his soap[br]to department stores
at $20 a bar.
God knows[br]what they charged.
This is[br]the best soap.
Why, thank you,[br]Suzie.
Narrator:[br]It was beautiful.
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses[br]back to them.
He was wearing[br]his yellow tie.
I didn't even wear a tie[br]to work anymore.
''The first rule[br]of Fight Club
is you don't talk[br]about Fight Club''?
Narrator:[br]I'm half asleep again.
I must've left the original[br]in the copy machine.
''The second rule of Fight Club--''[br]Is this yours?
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial[br]decision.
You find this.[br]What would you do?
Well, I gotta tell ya...
I'd be very, very careful[br]who you talk to about that.
Because the person[br]who wrote that...
And this buttoned-down,[br]oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap
and then stalk[br]from office to office
with an Armilade AR-1 0[br]carbine gas-powered
pumping round[br]after round
into colleagues[br]and coworkers.
This might be someone[br]you've known for years...
someone very...[br]very...close to you.
Narrator: Tyler's words[br]coming out of my mouth.
And I used to be[br]such a nice guy.
Maybe you shouldn't bring me[br]every little piece of trash
you happen to pick up.
My tit's gonna rot off.
Will you excuse me?[br]I need to take this.
What’re you talking about?
I need you to check and see[br]if there’s a lump in my breast.
Go to a hospital.
I can't afford to throw money[br]away on a doctor.
I don't know[br]about this, Marla.
Narrator: She didn't[br]call Tyler.
I'm neutral in her book.
Taking food[br]to Mrs...
Who are they...[br]exactly?
I'm alive,[br]and I'm in poverty.
You want any?
I got one for you.
Thanks for the thought.
What happened[br]to your hand?
Well, make sure.
Ok, I'm--[br]I'm pretty sure.
You feel nothing.
Well, that's a relief.
Uh, um...[br]no problem.
I wish I could[br]return the favor.
There's not a lot of breast cancer[br]in the men in my family.
Could check[br]your prostate.
I think I'm OK.
Well, thanks, anyway.
Are we done?
Yeah, we're done.[br]See you...around.
We all thought[br]you were dead.
No, no. Still here.[br][Chuckles]
How are you, Bob?
Better than I've ever been[br]in my whole life.
Really. You still[br]remaining men together?
No, no. I got somethin'[br]so much better now.
Really.[br]What is it?
first rule is...
I'm not supposed[br]to talk about it.
And the second rule is,
I'm not supposed[br]to talk about it.
And the third[br]rule is...
Bob. Bob.[br]I'm a member.
Look at my face, Bob.
That's fuckin'--[br]That's fuckin' great.
I've...I've[br]never seen you there.
I go Tuesdays[br]and Thursdays.
I go Saturday.
Yeah. Hey,[br]to both of us, right?
Have you heard about the guy[br]that invented this thing?
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Farscape - 3x04 - Self Inflicted Wounds II - Wait For The Wheel
Farscape - 3x05 - Different Destinations
Farscape - 3x06 - Eat Me
Farscape - 3x07 - Thanks For Sharing
Farscape - 3x08 - Green Eyed Monster
Farscape - 3x09 - Losing Time
Farscape - 3x10 - Relativity
Farscape - 3x11 - Incubator
Farscape - 3x12 - Meltdown
Farscape - 3x13 - Scratch N Sniff
Farscape - 3x14 - Infinite Possibilities I - Daedalus Demands
Farscape - 3x15 - Infinite Possibilities II - Icarus Abides
Farscape - 3x16 - Revenging Angel
Farscape - 3x17 - The Choice
Farscape - 3x18 - Fractures
Farscape - 3x19 - I-Yensch You-Yensch
Farscape - 3x20 - Into The Lions Den I - Lambs To The Slaugher
Farscape - 3x21 - Into The Lions Den II - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Farscape - 3x22 - Dog With Two Bones
Farscape - 4x01 - Crichton Kicks
Farscape - 4x02 - What Was Lost (Part 1) - Sacrifice
Farscape - 4x03 - What Was Lost (Part 2) - Resurrection
Farscape - 4x04 - Lavas A Many Splendored Thing
Farscape - 4x05 - Promises
Farscape - 4x06 - Natural Election
Farscape - 4x07 - John Quixote
Farscape - 4x08 - I Shrink Therefore I Am
Farscape - 4x09 - A Prefect Murder
Farscape - 4x10 - Coup By Clam
Farscape - 4x11 - Unrealized Reality (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x12 - Kansas (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x13 - Terra Firma (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x14 - Twice Shy
Farscape - 4x15 - Mental As Anything
Farscape - 4x16 - Bringing Home The Beacon
Farscape - 4x17 - A Constellation Of Doubt
Farscape - 4x18 - Prayer
Farscape - 4x19 - We are So Screwed - Fetal Attraction (Part 1)
Farscape - 4x20 - We are So Screwed - Hot To Katratzi (Part 2)
Farscape - 4x21 - We are So Screwed - La Bomba (Part 3)
Farscape - 4x22 - Bad Timing
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 1)
Farscape - The Peacekeeper Wars (Part 2)
Fast And Furious
Fat Choi Spirit
Fate Ignoranti Le
Father of a Soldier (Rezo Chkheidze 1964)
Father of the Bride
Fear Dot Com
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear of Fear (Rainer Werner Fassbinder 1975)
Feed the Kitty (1952)
Fellowship of the Ring The
Female Convict Scorpion Beast Stable 1973 Shunya Ito
Female Prisoner 701 Scorpion 1972
Femme Fatale (2002)
Fiances The 1962
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Fight Club CD1
Fight Club CD2
Fighter in the Wind
Fighting Fish 2004
Fille Sur La Pont La
Filles Uniques 2003
Film That Was Never Made A
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x01
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x02
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x03
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x04
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x05
Filthy, Rich and Catflap 01x06
Final Countdown The 1980 CD1
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Final Destination - New Line Platinum Series
Final Friday The - Jason Goes To Hell 25fps
Final Insult The
Final Nightmare The
Finders Fee (Jeff Probst 2001)
Finding Forrester 2000
Fire in the Sky
Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
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First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
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Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
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Flash Gordon CD1
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Flesh and Blood CD1
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Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
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Flipper (1996) CD1
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Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
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Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
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Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2