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[INFORMATION] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY] [CD TRACK] [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]no,[SIZE]18,[FONT]Arial 00:00:26.64,00:00:29.84 - It's only a hundred.[br]- Nothing to them. 00:00:30.08,00:00:30.84 I said I'd pay it back[br]in six weeks. 00:00:31.08,00:00:32.04 Or knock it off[br]your wages. 00:00:32.28,00:00:33.40 She said it would be[br]all right. 00:00:33.64,00:00:34.88 Poll! 00:00:35.12,00:00:37.56 If he would have said "No"[br]three weeks ago when I asked him, 00:00:37.80,00:00:39.04 I could have gotten[br]the money somewhere else. 00:00:39.28,00:00:40.04 Ask him[br]this morning. 00:00:40.28,00:00:42.44 I've asked him three times,[br]it's embarrassing. 00:00:42.68,00:00:44.24 Tell him if he won't[br]let you have it, you'll go. 00:00:44.48,00:00:46.04 I've got to have it[br]this weekend. 00:00:46.28,00:00:47.32 Well, ask him. 00:00:47.56,00:00:50.44 Me and you practically run[br]the bleedin' place for him. 00:00:50.68,00:00:53.28 Ah, Polly.[br]Your paintings brushes. 00:00:53.52,00:00:54.88 - Thank you, Manuel.[br]- Here. 00:00:55.12,00:00:57.32 Your change is 44p. 00:00:57.56,00:00:59.04 What's all that? 00:00:59.28,00:01:02.16 I make a Paella,[br]a surprise tonight. 00:01:02.40,00:01:04.88 My mother's recipe[br]is mm-mmm. 00:01:05.12,00:01:06.04 But does Terry know? 00:01:06.28,00:01:09.76 Perhaps[br]Mr. Fawlty say? 00:01:14.64,00:01:15.52 Anything wrong? 00:01:15.76,00:01:18.12 Nothing you could[br]do anything about. 00:01:18.36,00:01:19.20 Are you sure? 00:01:19.44,00:01:22.04 Our 15th wedding[br]anniversary today... 00:01:22.28,00:01:23.48 Guess who's forgotten? 00:01:23.72,00:01:24.96 Oh, no. 00:01:25.20,00:01:27.08 I didn't think[br]he'd forget this year. 00:01:27.32,00:01:29.84 Not after what happened[br]when he forgot last year. 00:01:30.08,00:01:32.36 I shouldn't be so[br]thin-skinned about it. 00:01:32.60,00:01:37.04 I'm just cursed with[br]a sensitive nature. 00:01:37.28,00:01:42.60 Still that's the way I am.[br]We all have our cross to bear. 00:01:45.92,00:01:47.60 Do you know what poem[br]that's based on, Polly? 00:01:47.84,00:01:49.24 - No.[br]- Ode to Joy. 00:01:49.48,00:01:51.68 Hello, dear. 00:01:51.92,00:01:52.96 Polly, you won't forget 00:01:53.20,00:01:54.52 to put some more splits[br]in the bar, will you? 00:01:54.76,00:01:56.56 I don't expect Polly[br]will forget, Basil. 00:01:56.80,00:01:58.64 - Just reminding her, dear.[br]- Oh, were you? 00:01:58.88,00:02:01.00 I thought so, yes.[br]It sounded like it to me. 00:02:01.24,00:02:04.04 You don't have to worry about Polly[br]forgetting anything important. 00:02:04.28,00:02:05.40 - Don't I?[br]- No, you don't. 00:02:05.64,00:02:06.60 Good. How splendid. 00:02:06.84,00:02:08.48 - She doesn't forget things.[br]- Doesn't she? 00:02:08.72,00:02:11.04 Can you remember[br]the last time she did? 00:02:11.28,00:02:13.80 No, but then, my memory[br]isn't very good. 00:02:14.04,00:02:15.28 You can say that again. 00:02:15.52,00:02:18.32 Can l, dear?[br]Thank you. 00:02:18.56,00:02:21.16 I've forgotten[br]what it was. 00:02:21.40,00:02:22.80 Don't worry, Basil... 00:02:23.04,00:02:26.40 Provided you can remember[br]the things that matter to you. 00:02:27.84,00:02:30.48 Do I detect the smell[br]of burning martyr? 00:02:30.72,00:02:33.04 Mr. Fawlty,[br]it's your anniversary! 00:02:33.28,00:02:35.40 - Don't let on.[br]- What? 00:02:35.64,00:02:37.04 I'm pretending[br]I've forgotten. 00:02:37.28,00:02:38.88 I forgot last year[br]and got flayed for it. 00:02:39.12,00:02:41.44 We've got some friends[br]arriving in about 10 minutes 00:02:41.68,00:02:42.92 for a surprise drinks party. 00:02:43.16,00:02:45.04 Manuel's making a special[br]Paella for tonight, 00:02:45.28,00:02:46.92 got some champagne,[br]but don't tell her I've remembered yet. 00:02:47.16,00:02:49.04 Let's let her have[br]a bit of a fume. 00:02:49.28,00:02:52.08 Wouldn't it be simpler[br]to boil her in oil? 00:02:52.32,00:02:54.04 Yes, but not as economical. 00:02:54.28,00:02:57.08 Hi, Mr. Fawlty,[br]what time for the paella? 00:02:57.32,00:02:59.68 Er... 9:00,[br]but, secret, eh? 00:02:59.92,00:03:01.88 Ah, sí, sí. 00:03:02.12,00:03:03.08 - Oh, Mr. Fawlty.[br]- Hm-mmm? 00:03:03.32,00:03:04.92 Have you decided[br]about the car? 00:03:05.16,00:03:06.04 The car? 00:03:06.28,00:03:07.92 The money for the car. 00:03:08.16,00:03:10.08 I spoke to Mrs. Fawlty.[br]She said it was all right. 00:03:10.32,00:03:11.52 I don't think[br]she quite understands 00:03:11.76,00:03:14.04 the cash flow situation[br]vis-a-vis the frozen assets... 00:03:14.28,00:03:15.12 It's only 100. 00:03:15.36,00:03:16.44 I'd pay you back[br]in six weeks. 00:03:16.68,00:03:18.04 Let me think[br]about it. 00:03:18.28,00:03:20.08 I've got to know this weekend.[br]They won't hold it. 00:03:20.32,00:03:22.72 This week?[br]You should have told me. 00:03:22.96,00:03:24.04 I told you[br]three weeks ago. 00:03:24.28,00:03:25.96 Look, it's my[br]anniversary. 00:03:26.20,00:03:28.20 I've got friends arriving.[br]We'll discuss it later. 00:03:28.44,00:03:29.44 When they get here, 00:03:29.68,00:03:31.04 give me a hand with[br]the coats and drinks. 00:03:31.28,00:03:33.56 I scratch your back,[br]you scratch mine, eh? 00:03:33.80,00:03:35.04 What's this, then? 00:03:35.28,00:03:38.40 Good morning, Mr. Fawlty. 00:03:38.64,00:03:41.20 Good morning, ladies. 00:03:41.44,00:03:43.00 Could I have a word[br]with you, Basil? 00:03:43.24,00:03:45.00 Could it wait[br]a few minutes, dear? 00:03:45.24,00:03:47.84 No. 00:03:51.16,00:03:52.84 Is everything all right?[br]You seem a little tense. 00:03:53.08,00:03:56.08 Do you know what day[br]it is today, Basil? 00:03:56.32,00:03:58.84 It's the 16th[br]today, dear. 00:03:59.08,00:04:00.60 It's the 17th,[br]Basil. 00:04:00.84,00:04:02.44 It's the 16th[br]today, dear. 00:04:02.68,00:04:04.88 It's the 17th,[br]Basil. 00:04:05.12,00:04:07.76 We'll soon[br]settle this. 00:04:08.68,00:04:11.68 Oh, yes, you are right.[br]The 17th of April. 00:04:11.92,00:04:13.44 Well, well, well. 00:04:13.68,00:04:16.28 Does that stir[br]any memories in you? 00:04:16.52,00:04:19.76 Memories? 00:04:20.08,00:04:22.64 Agincourt? 00:04:23.68,00:04:24.92 What? 00:04:25.16,00:04:28.36 Anniversary of[br]the Battle of Agincourt. 00:04:28.84,00:04:30.68 Trafalgar? 00:04:30.92,00:04:33.48 Crecy? Poitiers?[br]Yom Kippur? 00:04:33.72,00:04:34.52 Crecy? Poitiers?[br]Yom Kippur? 00:04:34.76,00:04:38.40 Mr. Fawlty, Manuel says[br]he's cooking a paella. 00:04:38.64,00:04:40.04 It's for Mrs. Fawlty.[br]Anniversary... 00:04:40.28,00:04:42.56 - I can do paella, you know.[br]- Yes, I know. 00:04:42.80,00:04:44.04 I have been[br]to catering school. 00:04:44.28,00:04:45.92 Yes, but he is Spanish.[br]I thought it would be... 00:04:46.16,00:04:48.84 gazpacho, chicken andaluse,[br]eggplant espagnole, 00:04:49.08,00:04:50.76 Franco Fritters,[br]I can do it. 00:04:51.00,00:04:51.96 Of course you can. 00:04:52.20,00:04:53.24 But he's wanted to do it[br]ever since he got here. 00:04:53.48,00:04:58.32 I thought it would be rather nice.[br]Just tonight. 00:05:01.28,00:05:03.04 I don't want[br]to cause trouble. 00:05:03.28,00:05:05.32 Yes, you do. 00:05:05.56,00:05:06.92 Now, don't you start.[br]I don't want an argument. 00:05:07.16,00:05:08.40 - No, please, please![br]- Be quiet! 00:05:08.64,00:05:10.20 I've told him[br]I want you to do it. 00:05:10.44,00:05:11.92 Mrs. Fawlty,[br]she go! 00:05:12.16,00:05:13.04 What? 00:05:13.28,00:05:15.40 She leave![br]She go out! 00:05:15.64,00:05:17.52 What? 00:05:17.76,00:05:20.32 Sybil? 00:05:20.48,00:05:21.24 Sybil![br]Sybil! 00:05:21.48,00:05:23.28 Sybil, no! 00:05:23.52,00:05:25.92 You don't understand![br]I remembered. 00:05:26.16,00:05:27.92 There's a party.[br]I've invited people over. 00:05:28.16,00:05:31.56 It's our anniversary! 00:05:42.64,00:05:45.76 Everything all right? 00:05:46.20,00:05:49.76 Bit of a bump.[br]Just smoothing it out. 00:05:50.00,00:05:50.76 Are we too early? 00:05:51.00,00:05:54.76 Oh, not at all.[br]Come on in. 00:06:04.28,00:06:06.48 They're here![br]What do I say? 00:06:06.72,00:06:08.04 Say she's, um... 00:06:08.28,00:06:11.04 "She's um"...?[br]Oh, brilliant! 00:06:11.28,00:06:13.20 - Is a surprise party.[br]- Yes! 00:06:13.44,00:06:14.80 - She no here...[br]- Right! 00:06:15.04,00:06:18.20 That is surprise. 00:06:18.44,00:06:19.80 Hello, Bas. 00:06:20.04,00:06:20.80 - Say she's ill![br]- She's ill. 00:06:21.04,00:06:21.92 - What?[br]- She's ill, Sybil. 00:06:22.16,00:06:23.00 What would you[br]like to drink? 00:06:23.24,00:06:25.04 - Syb, ill?[br]- Yes. 00:06:25.28,00:06:26.44 What's the matter? 00:06:26.68,00:06:28.20 Did you hear that?[br]I said, "Syb-ill"? 00:06:28.44,00:06:30.00 - Yes.[br]- Have you got it? 00:06:30.24,00:06:31.04 No, I'm fine. 00:06:31.28,00:06:35.04 No, I call her "Syb."[br]so, "Syb-ill." 00:06:35.28,00:06:37.84 "Bas-well." 00:06:38.08,00:06:41.12 Man-well. 00:06:41.32,00:06:42.84 What's the matter,[br]Basil? 00:06:43.08,00:06:44.08 What have you[br]done to her, eh? 00:06:44.32,00:06:45.44 Roger! 00:06:45.68,00:06:46.48 She knows my name. 00:06:46.72,00:06:47.48 She's been learning[br]it all night. 00:06:47.72,00:06:48.88 What's the matter, Basil? 00:06:49.12,00:06:51.08 Nothing. 00:06:51.32,00:06:52.08 With Sybil? 00:06:52.32,00:06:54.16 Oh, with Sybil...[br]Quite a bit, actually. 00:06:54.40,00:06:55.72 Oh, dear. 00:06:55.96,00:06:57.12 She's fine.[br]Absolutely fine. 00:06:57.36,00:06:59.12 She's feeling dreadful,[br]but she'll live. 00:06:59.36,00:07:01.04 That's what counts[br]in the long run, doesn't it? 00:07:01.28,00:07:02.24 I'll pop up and see her. 00:07:02.48,00:07:04.20 You don't want to bother.[br]Come on, have a drink. 00:07:04.44,00:07:05.60 No, you go on.[br]I'll see you in a minute. 00:07:05.84,00:07:07.96 No, Alice.[br]I wouldn't actually. 00:07:08.20,00:07:09.84 - Let them have a natter.[br]- No, I mustn't. 00:07:10.08,00:07:11.04 She's up there[br]on her own. 00:07:11.28,00:07:12.56 I'm sure she'd like[br]a little company. 00:07:12.80,00:07:14.32 - Uh-huh.[br]- I know I would. 00:07:14.56,00:07:15.68 You wouldn't if you[br]looked like her. 00:07:15.92,00:07:18.04 She's very swollen up.[br]She's looks very... 00:07:18.28,00:07:20.04 You know what Sybil's like[br]about her appearance. 00:07:20.28,00:07:21.24 Don't be silly. 00:07:21.48,00:07:22.64 She won't mind[br]me seeing her. 00:07:22.88,00:07:24.20 She would.[br]I think she would. 00:07:24.44,00:07:26.68 It's her anniversary.[br]She's up there all on her own. 00:07:26.92,00:07:29.84 Aghh! 00:07:30.08,00:07:32.56 The old leg,[br]bit of a gyp. 00:07:32.80,00:07:33.68 Better have a drink.[br]Come on through. 00:07:33.92,00:07:36.88 Poor Basil.[br]Let me call her. 00:07:37.12,00:07:37.88 What? 00:07:38.12,00:07:39.24 Let me call her[br]from down here 00:07:39.48,00:07:40.24 and see[br]what she says. 00:07:40.48,00:07:42.08 There's the phone. 00:07:42.32,00:07:43.16 Come on, Bas.[br]Let's have a drink. 00:07:43.40,00:07:45.40 - No, please.[br]- Come on. 00:07:45.64,00:07:46.68 Why not? 00:07:46.92,00:07:48.76 She's having a bit[br]of a sleep. 00:07:49.00,00:07:50.36 She can sleep[br]all day, Basil. 00:07:50.60,00:07:52.56 - She won't mind me...[br]- But she's lost her voice. 00:07:52.80,00:07:54.28 - Lost her voice?[br]- Just like that. 00:07:54.52,00:07:55.56 Come on. 00:07:55.80,00:07:59.20 Coming, Roger.[br]After you, Alice. 00:08:00.28,00:08:01.04 All right, Alice... 00:08:01.28,00:08:02.32 What would you[br]like to drink? 00:08:02.56,00:08:04.04 Gin and it,[br]Basil. 00:08:04.28,00:08:05.96 Has the doctor been? 00:08:06.20,00:08:08.12 What's yours, Rog? 00:08:08.36,00:08:09.36 Gin and tonic. 00:08:09.60,00:08:11.04 Oh, yes, of course. 00:08:11.28,00:08:12.92 Basil,[br]has the doctor been? 00:08:13.16,00:08:15.72 Er... Nuts? 00:08:16.96,00:08:19.20 They've had a row.[br]She's refused to come down. 00:08:19.44,00:08:21.52 You were just asking[br]about the doctor? 00:08:21.76,00:08:24.04 - Yes.[br]- He hasn't been. 00:08:24.28,00:08:25.20 I expect we'll get him[br]over this afternoon. 00:08:25.44,00:08:26.80 Well, what a shame. 00:08:27.04,00:08:29.48 Poor old Syb.[br]On your anniversary, too. 00:08:29.72,00:08:31.96 - Hello, Polly.[br]- Hello, Mrs. Tarry. 00:08:32.20,00:08:34.08 Isn't it a shame[br]about Mrs. Fawlty? 00:08:34.32,00:08:35.40 Isn't it?[br]The doctor said 00:08:35.64,00:08:38.04 she's going to be in bed[br]for a couple of days. 00:08:38.28,00:08:39.72 The doctor hasn't[br]actually been yet. 00:08:39.96,00:08:41.08 I don't know who[br]you were thinking of. 00:08:41.32,00:08:43.36 But that man[br]this morning, 00:08:43.60,00:08:44.56 he looked like[br]a doctor. 00:08:44.80,00:08:46.32 He did, actually.[br]That's true. 00:08:46.56,00:08:47.76 But he wasn't,[br]unfortunately. 00:08:48.00,00:08:49.88 - He wasn't a doctor?[br]- No, he was a dentist. 00:08:50.12,00:08:51.04 - A dentist?[br]- Mm-hmm. 00:08:51.28,00:08:52.48 What was a dentist[br]doing here? 00:08:52.72,00:08:54.96 Staying in the hotel.[br]He's a guest, you see? 00:08:55.20,00:08:56.24 Dentists do stay[br]in hotels. 00:08:56.48,00:09:01.20 But they don't go telling[br]people's wives to stay in bed. 00:09:01.52,00:09:02.92 He must have been[br]talking about his wife. 00:09:03.16,00:09:04.20 His wife? 00:09:04.44,00:09:05.92 Jolly good luck.[br]Nice to see you both. Cheers. 00:09:06.16,00:09:09.72 - Cheers.[br]- Up yours, Basil. 00:09:09.96,00:09:11.00 I hope she's[br]better soon. 00:09:11.24,00:09:12.04 Yes, yes. 00:09:12.28,00:09:14.04 Who, Syb,[br]or the dentist's wife? 00:09:14.28,00:09:16.04 Ha! Ha! 00:09:16.28,00:09:18.04 You're both keeping well? 00:09:18.28,00:09:19.36 Couldn't be better. 00:09:19.60,00:09:21.20 - And you, Basil?[br]- I can't complain. 00:09:21.44,00:09:24.76 I could, but it wouldn't[br]do any good. 00:09:24.80,00:09:27.20 No, shame.[br]On your anniversary. 00:09:27.44,00:09:28.96 All comes out[br]in the wash, doesn't it? 00:09:29.20,00:09:30.40 We're thinking of having[br]this room done up. 00:09:30.64,00:09:32.76 - Really?[br]- Sort of a Captain's cabin. 00:09:33.00,00:09:34.52 Charts on the wall,[br]ropes, wheel in the corner, 00:09:34.76,00:09:36.16 - That sort of thing.[br]- Give it a bit of class. 00:09:36.40,00:09:38.68 Wasn't my idea,[br]Roger. 00:09:38.92,00:09:39.80 Poor Sybil. 00:09:40.04,00:09:41.80 Hello.[br]How are you? 00:09:42.04,00:09:43.32 Hello, Basil. 00:09:43.56,00:09:45.04 Hello, Virginia. 00:09:45.28,00:09:48.08 - Happy anniversary.[br]- Thank you. 00:09:48.32,00:09:49.08 We've brought you[br]a little surprise. 00:09:49.32,00:09:52.00 Oh, can I see? 00:09:52.24,00:09:54.00 Oh, cake?[br]Lovely. 00:09:54.24,00:09:57.36 - Jolly nice.[br]- Did you make it? 00:09:57.60,00:09:59.16 Lots of extra marzipan. 00:09:59.40,00:10:00.20 She's not well. 00:10:00.44,00:10:02.08 - Sybil.[br]- Not well? 00:10:02.32,00:10:03.32 She's in bed. 00:10:03.56,00:10:05.04 That's not like Sybil. 00:10:05.28,00:10:06.80 She's lost her voice. 00:10:07.04,00:10:08.96 - What is it?[br]- We're not absolutely sure. 00:10:09.20,00:10:11.04 I bet she'd like a bit[br]of that marzipan. 00:10:11.28,00:10:12.44 - Roger.[br]- Cheer her up, Bas. 00:10:12.68,00:10:13.68 Good idea. 00:10:13.92,00:10:14.92 We'll take her up[br]a slice. 00:10:15.16,00:10:16.04 I don't think[br]we'd better. 00:10:16.28,00:10:17.04 Well, why not? 00:10:17.28,00:10:18.32 She really ought not[br]to be disturbed. 00:10:18.56,00:10:21.28 - Oh, just a minute, Basil.[br]- It's not a very good idea. 00:10:21.52,00:10:22.56 What on earth's[br]the matter with her? 00:10:22.80,00:10:24.04 Has the doctor been? 00:10:24.28,00:10:27.08 No, but the dentist's[br]had a good look. 00:10:27.48,00:10:28.76 The dentist? 00:10:29.00,00:10:30.04 We called the doctor. 00:10:30.28,00:10:31.40 We described the symptoms[br]to him over the phone. 00:10:31.64,00:10:33.76 He said she ought to stay[br]very quiet... ah, Polly. 00:10:34.00,00:10:35.04 What would you[br]like to drink, Virginia? 00:10:35.28,00:10:36.68 Medium sherry, please. 00:10:36.92,00:10:38.48 Mr. Fawlty...? 00:10:38.72,00:10:39.76 What are the symptoms? 00:10:40.00,00:10:41.80 She's lost her voice[br]and she's very puffed up. 00:10:42.04,00:10:43.04 Yes, what is it? 00:10:43.28,00:10:45.16 It's Terry.[br]He being very difficult. 00:10:45.40,00:10:47.04 - Puffed up?[br]- He moved my pot. 00:10:47.28,00:10:49.16 He put his pot[br]where my pot is. 00:10:49.40,00:10:51.36 Polly,[br]what's "puffed up"? 00:10:51.60,00:10:52.36 Beer for me. 00:10:52.60,00:10:53.88 Put your pot[br]somewhere else. 00:10:54.12,00:10:56.04 I put it somewhere else,[br]he move it again. 00:10:56.28,00:10:57.72 What's puffed up? 00:10:57.96,00:10:58.72 the eyes. 00:10:58.96,00:11:00.04 Tell him I said[br]not to do it. 00:11:00.28,00:11:01.60 - What?[br]- The eyes. 00:11:01.84,00:11:02.60 I tell you he want[br]to make trouble. 00:11:02.84,00:11:04.92 He push mop[br]at my feet. 00:11:05.16,00:11:08.28 - Her thighs.[br]- Thighs? 00:11:08.52,00:11:10.12 Most of her legs,[br]actually. 00:11:10.36,00:11:11.64 Just tell him.[br]Go on. 00:11:11.88,00:11:13.28 Basil! 00:11:13.52,00:11:15.24 Polly says her legs[br]are all puffed up. 00:11:15.48,00:11:18.12 Are they? 00:11:19.28,00:11:21.88 No, Sybil's. 00:11:22.12,00:11:23.72 - What?[br]- Sybil's legs. 00:11:23.96,00:11:25.04 Sybil's legs? 00:11:25.28,00:11:26.32 Her thighs. 00:11:26.56,00:11:28.96 Oh, yes, just a bit.[br]A tiny bit. 00:11:29.20,00:11:31.52 Mainly around the face...[br]Around the eyes. 00:11:31.76,00:11:35.00 Her face is puffed up,[br]she's lost her voice, 00:11:35.24,00:11:36.04 and her legs are a bit... 00:11:36.28,00:11:37.80 Expanded.[br]Sad, isn't it? 00:11:38.04,00:11:39.68 Poor old sow.[br]Ha! Ha! 00:11:39.92,00:11:41.24 When's the doctor coming? 00:11:41.48,00:11:42.72 Later. Soon. 00:11:42.96,00:11:44.04 - When?[br]- I don't know exactly. 00:11:44.28,00:11:45.12 I'd better go up[br]and have a look. 00:11:45.36,00:11:46.12 What? 00:11:46.36,00:11:48.48 - She sounds ill.[br]- She is ill. 00:11:48.72,00:11:50.68 That's why we don't want[br]people talking to her. 00:11:50.92,00:11:52.04 I'm not going to talk[br]to her, Basil. 00:11:52.28,00:11:53.56 I'm going to look at her. 00:11:53.80,00:11:55.84 Look at her?[br]She's ill, isn't she? 00:11:56.08,00:11:58.08 What's the bloody point[br]of looking at her? 00:11:58.32,00:12:01.20 I am a nurse,[br]Basil. 00:12:01.44,00:12:05.12 Oh, no![br]I know! 00:12:06.76,00:12:07.72 Did you hear that,[br]everyone? 00:12:07.96,00:12:09.16 All the years that[br]I've known old Virginia, 00:12:09.40,00:12:10.88 she thinks I've forgotten[br]she's a nurse. 00:12:11.12,00:12:13.12 You're a marvel. 00:12:13.36,00:12:15.32 - Please let me go.[br]- Hmm? 00:12:15.56,00:12:16.44 I want to look[br]at Sybil. 00:12:16.68,00:12:18.04 - Well, you can't.[br]- Why not? 00:12:18.28,00:12:19.36 Because... 00:12:19.60,00:12:21.64 You've lost weight,[br]haven't you? 00:12:21.88,00:12:23.24 Isn't that absolutely[br]marvelous? 00:12:23.48,00:12:24.60 Mr. Fawlty? 00:12:24.84,00:12:26.04 I think you ought[br]to tell them. 00:12:26.28,00:12:29.04 Oh.[br]Right. 00:12:29.28,00:12:30.56 About the doctor[br]coming this morning? 00:12:30.80,00:12:34.60 He came this morning.[br]First thing. 00:12:34.84,00:12:38.24 Why didn't you say? 00:12:38.32,00:12:39.16 He didn't want[br]to worry you. 00:12:39.40,00:12:41.92 I didn't want[br]to worry you. 00:12:41.92,00:12:44.80 Is it serious? 00:12:44.88,00:12:45.88 It might be. 00:12:46.12,00:12:47.04 Oh, dear! 00:12:47.28,00:12:48.68 Not completely serious...[br]but, slightly serious. 00:12:48.92,00:12:50.48 Poor Basil. 00:12:50.72,00:12:51.76 It's all right. 00:12:52.00,00:12:52.96 I'd just rather[br]we didn't talk about it. 00:12:53.20,00:12:54.08 Hello everyone! 00:12:54.32,00:12:55.08 Hello. 00:12:55.32,00:12:58.04 - Hello, Basil.[br]- Hello, Reg. 00:12:59.72,00:13:00.92 Sybil's not here,[br]is she? 00:13:01.16,00:13:02.04 No, no. 00:13:02.28,00:13:05.12 I told you so.[br]I just saw her in town. 00:13:05.36,00:13:06.80 What? 00:13:07.04,00:13:09.68 In her car.[br]In the high street. 00:13:09.92,00:13:10.76 N-no, no. 00:13:11.00,00:13:12.04 That's another woman. 00:13:12.28,00:13:13.28 What other woman? 00:13:13.52,00:13:15.36 That woman who looks[br]slightly like Sybil. 00:13:15.60,00:13:17.60 You know her, don't you? 00:13:17.84,00:13:18.68 Like Sybil? 00:13:18.92,00:13:20.48 Yes, very broad here.[br]She's from the north. 00:13:20.72,00:13:22.04 Drives a red maxi? 00:13:22.28,00:13:23.36 Her husband does.[br]I think she borrowed it. 00:13:23.60,00:13:26.24 Perhaps she stole yours?[br]It's not out there. 00:13:26.48,00:13:27.24 It's in the garage, Rog. 00:13:27.48,00:13:29.48 - She looks like Sybil?[br]- Yes. 00:13:29.72,00:13:30.48 She comes from the North? 00:13:30.72,00:13:32.04 She has a Northern accent. 00:13:32.28,00:13:33.44 I assume she's from[br]the North. 00:13:33.68,00:13:34.48 You've spoken to her? 00:13:34.72,00:13:35.68 Mm-hmm. 00:13:35.92,00:13:36.80 - What's her name?[br]- I don't know her name! 00:13:37.04,00:13:39.36 I only met her once.[br]At a fete. 00:13:39.60,00:13:41.04 Sorry, Basil,[br]I didn't mean. 00:13:41.28,00:13:42.08 No, of course. 00:13:42.32,00:13:44.04 By the way,[br]where is Sybil? 00:13:44.28,00:13:46.04 - She's in bed.[br]- Oh, dear. 00:13:46.28,00:13:47.04 She's really not well. 00:13:47.28,00:13:48.36 She really mustn't[br]see anybody. 00:13:48.60,00:13:49.60 - What? Not at all?[br]- No. 00:13:49.84,00:13:51.28 Can't we put our heads[br]around the corner? 00:13:51.52,00:13:53.48 She mustn't have[br]any excitement. 00:13:53.72,00:13:54.48 Oh, Basil. 00:13:54.72,00:13:55.84 What do you mean,[br]"Oh, Basil"? 00:13:56.08,00:13:59.04 We are her oldest friends.[br]It can only do her good. 00:13:59.28,00:14:01.04 We've all come over here[br]to see you both. 00:14:01.28,00:14:02.12 Sorry if you've been[br]put out. 00:14:02.36,00:14:04.20 You have some drinks,[br]plenty of nuts, 00:14:04.44,00:14:05.56 see your old friends,[br]have some laughs. 00:14:05.80,00:14:09.20 If that isn't good enough,[br]I'll refund your petrol. 00:14:09.44,00:14:10.48 Steady on, Basil. 00:14:10.72,00:14:11.68 I'm sorry. 00:14:11.92,00:14:14.28 We understand.[br]You're a bit upset. 00:14:14.52,00:14:15.44 Well, you know... 00:14:15.68,00:14:17.76 You know us[br]well enough. 00:14:18.00,00:14:19.48 You should've called it off.[br]Waited until she's better. 00:14:19.72,00:14:22.04 - There just wasn't time.[br]- Wasn't time? 00:14:22.28,00:14:24.04 She only began to puff up[br]about an hour ago. 00:14:24.28,00:14:26.88 But you said the doctor[br]came first thing this morning. 00:14:27.12,00:14:28.92 Yes, that's right.[br]That was for the throat. 00:14:29.16,00:14:31.04 The puffing up started[br]after he'd gone, okay? 00:14:31.28,00:14:32.32 After? 00:14:32.56,00:14:34.04 Yes, after.[br]Are you taking notes? 00:14:34.28,00:14:35.04 Where are you going? 00:14:35.28,00:14:36.36 I'm going to see her. 00:14:36.60,00:14:39.04 There is something very[br]peculiar about all this. 00:14:39.28,00:14:41.56 I won't stand here while[br]an old friend like Sybil... 00:14:41.80,00:14:44.96 It's perfectly Sybil.[br]Simple's not well. 00:14:45.20,00:14:46.52 She lost her throat[br]and her voice hurt. 00:14:46.76,00:14:47.76 The doctor said[br]it was a bit serious. 00:14:48.00,00:14:49.52 Not a lot, a bit. 00:14:49.76,00:14:51.48 He went away,[br]she started to puff up, 00:14:51.72,00:14:53.04 he's coming back later[br]this afternoon, 00:14:53.28,00:14:54.96 and it's best for her[br]to be on her own. 00:14:55.20,00:14:57.68 What is so peculiar[br]about that? 00:14:57.92,00:15:01.24 Her driving around[br]in the town. 00:15:01.48,00:15:03.76 What did you say? 00:15:04.00,00:15:05.88 Sorry, just a joke.[br]Can I have another gin? 00:15:06.12,00:15:07.36 Just a joke?[br]She's down there, 00:15:07.60,00:15:09.24 in town, driving around?[br]Is that what you think? 00:15:09.48,00:15:10.32 Of course[br]it isn't. 00:15:10.56,00:15:12.88 Obviously, I've been[br]standing here making up 00:15:13.12,00:15:15.80 crackpot stories about my wife[br]being seriously ill. 00:15:16.04,00:15:18.04 No, of course not...[br]It was just a bit funny 00:15:18.28,00:15:19.60 Kitty seeing that[br]northern woman in the car. 00:15:19.84,00:15:22.80 Funny?[br]Oh, I see. 00:15:23.04,00:15:27.00 You think that was Sybil[br]in the car and not upstairs? 00:15:27.24,00:15:29.84 Oh, I understand.[br]I've got it now. 00:15:30.08,00:15:31.08 What are we all waiting[br]around here for? 00:15:31.32,00:15:34.00 Come on,[br]everybody upstairs. 00:15:34.24,00:15:35.04 Come on.[br]All of you. 00:15:35.28,00:15:36.12 No, Basil. 00:15:36.36,00:15:38.32 Everyone who thinks[br]I'm a liar, come on up. 00:15:38.56,00:15:39.88 Of course,[br]we don't. 00:15:40.12,00:15:42.76 - Hang on, old man.[br]- Don't get like that. 00:15:43.00,00:15:45.04 - Come and see Sybil.[br]- We don't want to. 00:15:45.28,00:15:46.72 It's best to leave her,[br]we'll see her another time. 00:15:46.96,00:15:48.04 When she's feeling better. 00:15:48.28,00:15:50.04 - Roger wants to.[br]- We mustn't disturb her. 00:15:50.28,00:15:53.96 - If Roger wants to...?[br]- He doesn't, Basil. 00:15:54.20,00:15:56.76 - We could just say hello.[br]- Oh, Roger! 00:15:57.00,00:15:59.28 Right. All right![br]Fine! 00:15:59.52,00:16:01.28 Okay, then.[br]Fine! 00:16:01.52,00:16:04.00 No problem![br]Suits me. Good idea. 00:16:04.24,00:16:06.88 I'll just pop upstairs[br]and ask her to stop dying 00:16:07.12,00:16:09.28 then you can all come up[br]and identify her. 00:16:09.52,00:16:10.60 - Basil![br]- Polly, give me a hand. 00:16:10.84,00:16:12.96 Help yourself to a drink.[br]Make yourself at home. 00:16:13.20,00:16:13.96 Relax! 00:16:14.20,00:16:15.24 Any more nuts? 00:16:15.48,00:16:15.40 Any more nuts? 00:16:15.64,00:16:17.80 - What are you doing?[br]- You won't have to say anything. 00:16:18.04,00:16:19.28 What?[br]Oh, no. 00:16:19.52,00:16:20.36 - Come on.[br]- No, no, no. 00:16:20.60,00:16:22.52 No! I won't. 00:16:22.76,00:16:24.28 Yes, you will. 00:16:24.52,00:16:25.36 It's easy. 00:16:25.60,00:16:29.16 Put on her dark glasses,[br]and one of her wigs. 00:16:29.20,00:16:30.40 I'll keep them[br]away from you. 00:16:30.64,00:16:31.76 Will you[br]listen to me? 00:16:32.00,00:16:32.92 We'll draw[br]the curtains. 00:16:33.16,00:16:35.12 They'd never believe[br]I was Mrs. Fawlty. 00:16:35.36,00:16:36.12 Seeing is believing. 00:16:36.36,00:16:37.32 I don't look[br]like her. 00:16:37.56,00:16:38.60 You're a woman,[br]aren't you? 00:16:38.84,00:16:40.88 - My face is too long.[br]- We'll shorten it. 00:16:41.12,00:16:42.28 You've lost your voice.[br]All you have to do is wave. 00:16:42.52,00:16:43.36 Wave? 00:16:43.60,00:16:44.60 Put one hand up[br]and jiggle it about. 00:16:44.84,00:16:47.24 You'll soon get[br]the hang of it. 00:16:47.48,00:16:49.04 Mr. Fawlty... 00:16:49.28,00:16:50.28 I know you're[br]very excited, 00:16:50.52,00:16:52.64 you might even be having[br]a nervous breakdown. 00:16:52.88,00:16:54.04 I don't know.[br]I'm no expert... 00:16:54.28,00:16:56.72 You must really see[br]this isn't going to work! 00:16:56.96,00:16:58.32 - Get that on.[br]- It isn't going to work. 00:16:58.56,00:17:00.04 What's the matter? 00:17:00.28,00:17:01.64 I'm not doing it! 00:17:01.88,00:17:02.68 You want to be[br]in a Marx Brothers film, 00:17:02.92,00:17:04.52 that's your problem.[br]I'm not interested. 00:17:04.76,00:17:06.04 - Not interested?[br]- No. 00:17:06.28,00:17:07.56 - This is all your fault.[br]- My fault? 00:17:07.80,00:17:08.76 You said to say[br]she was ill! 00:17:09.00,00:17:10.20 You invited them[br]to come up here. 00:17:10.44,00:17:11.44 They didn't even[br]want to! 00:17:11.68,00:17:13.32 You be Sybil.[br]You get into the bed. 00:17:13.56,00:17:15.60 I'm too big![br]I've got a moustache! 00:17:15.84,00:17:18.56 What's this supposed to be?[br]A great big hairy bogey? 00:17:18.80,00:17:20.68 It's something you get[br]when you're puffed up! 00:17:20.92,00:17:22.20 I'll ruin you. 00:17:22.44,00:17:24.56 You'll never waitress[br]in Torquay again. 00:17:24.80,00:17:27.28 Waitress?[br]That's a joke. 00:17:27.52,00:17:29.00 I help out at reception.[br]I clean the rooms. 00:17:29.24,00:17:31.04 I deal with the tradesmen,[br]I man the switchboard, 00:17:31.28,00:17:32.40 I change the fuses, 00:17:32.64,00:17:34.76 if you think my duties[br]include impersonating 00:17:35.00,00:17:36.04 members of your family, 00:17:36.28,00:17:39.00 you have one more[br]screw loose than I thought. 00:17:39.24,00:17:40.28 I'm not doing it.[br]Do you understand? 00:17:40.52,00:17:44.60 You get yourself out of it.[br]It's nothing to do with me. 00:17:56.08,00:17:58.92 100 for the car. 00:17:59.28,00:18:01.16 All right. 00:18:01.40,00:18:02.28 - Now![br]- What? 00:18:02.52,00:18:05.04 - Now![br]- Now? 00:18:08.64,00:18:09.40 Hello. 00:18:09.64,00:18:11.04 - Is not possible.[br]- What? 00:18:11.28,00:18:12.68 Is not possible for me.[br]Please come. 00:18:12.92,00:18:14.52 - What is it?[br]- It's Terry. Please come. 00:18:14.76,00:18:18.12 He tell me I not know[br]how to make a paella. 00:18:18.36,00:18:20.04 - He tell me...[br]- You tell him... 00:18:20.28,00:18:21.84 I tell him paella[br]is Spanish, 00:18:22.08,00:18:23.64 not cockney stinking[br]eel pie! 00:18:23.88,00:18:25.96 I make Paella[br]like my mama... 00:18:26.20,00:18:27.04 I'm not[br]interested. 00:18:27.28,00:18:29.12 My mama's recipe[br]is big in Barcelona. 00:18:29.36,00:18:30.92 - Go away.[br]- Please, you come! 00:18:31.16,00:18:33.96 He called me ignorant[br]wog motherboy crump. 00:18:34.20,00:18:35.00 Let go of me. 00:18:35.24,00:18:36.40 - Basil?[br]- Yes? 00:18:36.64,00:18:38.20 You tell Terry...[br]let you alone. 00:18:38.44,00:18:39.40 - Basil?[br]- Yes, Reg. 00:18:39.64,00:18:40.68 Go on.[br]Go away. 00:18:40.92,00:18:43.04 Not you, Reg. 00:18:43.28,00:18:44.08 Is big in Barcelona. 00:18:44.32,00:18:46.00 Are we supposed[br]to come up now? 00:18:46.24,00:18:48.96 In a moment, Reg. 00:18:49.08,00:18:51.32 No, come on up now. 00:18:51.56,00:18:54.92 She's just touching up[br]the worst bits. 00:18:55.16,00:18:57.00 How is she feeling? 00:18:57.24,00:18:58.64 I woke her and told her[br]that you'd come over 00:18:58.88,00:19:00.56 and she's very pleased. 00:19:00.80,00:19:02.24 But she's very weak[br]and her throat... 00:19:02.48,00:19:05.68 She has great difficulty[br]expressing herself. 00:19:06.20,00:19:09.24 Makes a change. 00:19:09.64,00:19:11.04 She'll be out[br]to see you in a moment. 00:19:11.28,00:19:12.16 She's pretty quick[br]with the ol'... 00:19:12.40,00:19:14.00 She's not bothering[br]to make up for us, is she? 00:19:14.24,00:19:17.76 No, no, no.[br]Just, you know... 00:19:19.44,00:19:21.04 She asked me to thank you[br]and to say how very much 00:19:21.28,00:19:22.24 she's looking forward[br]to seeing you all. 00:19:22.48,00:19:24.04 That's nice. 00:19:24.28,00:19:26.64 She can speak[br]a little, then? 00:19:26.88,00:19:30.16 Not really, no.[br]I see what you mean. 00:19:30.40,00:19:33.04 She wrote that down[br]on one of the postcards 00:19:33.28,00:19:34.36 that she keeps[br]by the side of the bed. 00:19:34.60,00:19:37.20 Did she stamp it? 00:19:39.40,00:19:41.24 Do you have[br]an ashtray? 00:19:41.48,00:19:42.60 Yes, I'll get one. 00:19:42.84,00:19:46.68 - There's no need to...[br]- No bother. Just a second. 00:19:56.16,00:19:58.76 Mr. Fawlty! 00:19:59.28,00:20:02.52 He put mince in it.[br]He put bloody mince in it. 00:20:02.76,00:20:03.68 Look what you've done! 00:20:03.92,00:20:04.80 Sorry! Sorry! 00:20:05.04,00:20:07.28 I tell him paella[br]is fish dish. 00:20:07.52,00:20:09.04 - Go away![br]- What I do? 00:20:09.28,00:20:12.60 Arriba![br]Vamoose! 00:20:13.72,00:20:15.04 This is fun,[br]isn't it? 00:20:15.28,00:20:16.56 Roger! 00:20:16.80,00:20:19.04 Who wants to go to the boozer[br]or play golf, 00:20:19.28,00:20:21.20 when you can come[br]to one of Basil's do's? 00:20:21.44,00:20:23.12 Come on, Roger. 00:20:23.36,00:20:26.72 It can't be easy for him[br]with Sybil lying there ill. 00:20:26.96,00:20:28.04 You know what[br]I think about that? 00:20:28.28,00:20:29.12 What? 00:20:29.36,00:20:31.04 Shh! 00:20:31.28,00:20:33.04 Here we are.[br]I brought some nuts. 00:20:33.28,00:20:35.04 You shouldn't have. 00:20:35.28,00:20:36.44 If you could just[br]take the ashtray. 00:20:36.68,00:20:38.04 - Oh![br]- Sorry. 00:20:38.28,00:20:39.28 - Never mind.[br]- I'll get some more. 00:20:39.52,00:20:42.28 - We've got the crisps.[br]- I don't mind. 00:20:42.52,00:20:44.04 - The crisps will be lovely.[br]- Really? 00:20:44.28,00:20:47.56 - Crisp, Alice?[br]- Thank you. 00:20:47.80,00:20:48.72 - Arthur, would you like...?[br]- Not for me. 00:20:48.96,00:20:51.44 - Would you like a crisp?[br]- Thank you. 00:20:51.68,00:20:53.04 Hold them a moment.[br]I'll get a brush. 00:20:53.28,00:20:54.32 A "Basil brush". 00:20:54.56,00:20:56.04 Ha! Ha! Very good! 00:20:56.28,00:20:57.08 Broom, broom! 00:20:57.32,00:21:00.00 Roger,[br]what did you mean? 00:21:00.24,00:21:02.64 They've had a row.[br]She's refused to come down. 00:21:02.88,00:21:03.72 Roger! 00:21:03.96,00:21:05.84 He's embarrassed her[br]into seeing us. 00:21:06.08,00:21:07.56 I'm not interested. 00:21:07.80,00:21:11.04 I'm not interested. 00:21:12.64,00:21:16.08 Don't you bother.[br]Leave it to me. 00:21:16.24,00:21:18.92 Basil? 00:21:19.16,00:21:22.04 Basil, perhaps[br]she's ready now? 00:21:22.28,00:21:23.28 Oh, yes. 00:21:23.52,00:21:26.88 Good idea.[br]I'll just have a look. 00:21:28.32,00:21:32.04 Not quite.[br]Nearly. 00:21:32.28,00:21:34.04 Anyone care[br]for another crisp? 00:21:34.28,00:21:36.80 No, no. 00:21:37.28,00:21:40.00 Have you got[br]a choc ice? 00:21:40.24,00:21:41.92 I'll put them there,[br]just help yourselves. 00:21:42.16,00:21:42.92 Nice carpet, Bas. 00:21:43.16,00:21:44.64 Thank you.[br]A bit worn now. 00:21:44.88,00:21:47.68 I thought that was[br]part of the pattern. 00:21:47.96,00:21:49.24 Nice paper, Basil. 00:21:49.48,00:21:51.12 We got it to go[br]with the carpet. 00:21:51.36,00:21:52.72 - To go with it?[br]- That's right, Roger. 00:21:52.96,00:21:55.12 One of them will have to go.[br]My money's on the carpet. 00:21:55.36,00:21:56.24 Please! 00:21:56.48,00:21:58.04 You read a lot[br]of Oscar Wilde, do you? 00:21:58.28,00:22:01.96 I don't know if you've ever[br]seen the molding up there... 00:22:02.20,00:22:03.00 Oh, dear! 00:22:03.24,00:22:05.60 It's all right.[br]I'll clean it up. 00:22:05.84,00:22:07.04 What time's[br]the main feature? 00:22:07.28,00:22:09.00 Morning, Fawlty. 00:22:09.24,00:22:10.28 Lovely day for[br]a round of golf. 00:22:10.52,00:22:11.52 Morning, Major.[br]Yes. 00:22:11.76,00:22:13.36 Anyone care[br]to make up a four? 00:22:13.60,00:22:15.48 No, we're going[br]to see Sybil. 00:22:15.72,00:22:16.84 Playing a match,[br]is she? 00:22:17.08,00:22:18.76 No, she's ill.[br]Really quite ill. 00:22:19.00,00:22:20.16 She should be[br]in bed. 00:22:20.40,00:22:22.44 Yes, she is.[br]We're going to see her. 00:22:22.68,00:22:25.68 Another lot in there[br]with her, is there? 00:22:25.92,00:22:28.72 May I introduce Major Gowen,[br]our oldest resident? 00:22:28.96,00:22:31.04 - Good morning, Major.[br]- Delighted to meet you. 00:22:31.28,00:22:33.96 Welcome to Torquay. 00:22:35.00,00:22:35.84 How do you do? 00:22:36.08,00:22:37.24 She's ready now.[br]Come on in. 00:22:37.48,00:22:40.88 Not you. 00:22:41.12,00:22:42.12 Sybil? 00:22:42.36,00:22:44.32 Hello darling,[br]don't try and speak. 00:22:44.56,00:22:46.44 - The gang's here.[br]- Sorry you're not well. 00:22:46.68,00:22:47.92 Such a shame. 00:22:48.16,00:22:50.20 We thought we'd come[br]wish you happy anniversary. 00:22:50.44,00:22:51.36 Happy anniversary! 00:22:51.60,00:22:53.28 What's happened? 00:22:53.52,00:22:54.88 Reg has fallen over.[br]You all right, Reg? 00:22:55.12,00:22:56.04 Done my ankle. 00:22:56.28,00:22:57.04 - Oh, dear.[br]- You all right, Reg? 00:22:57.28,00:22:58.04 Careful! 00:22:58.28,00:22:59.76 It's so dark[br]in here. 00:23:00.00,00:23:01.44 Bloody light's[br]not working. 00:23:01.68,00:23:02.64 I tripped[br]over something. 00:23:02.88,00:23:04.40 - Who's that?[br]- It's me. 00:23:04.64,00:23:05.56 It's Kitty! 00:23:05.80,00:23:06.92 Where are you, dear? 00:23:07.16,00:23:08.04 Can't we have[br]some light in here? 00:23:08.28,00:23:11.12 All right, hang on. 00:23:12.52,00:23:13.88 Okay. 00:23:14.12,00:23:15.20 Now the light's on[br]we can see the screen. 00:23:15.44,00:23:19.04 - Oh, dear.[br]- Are you all right, Kitty? 00:23:19.28,00:23:21.72 You shouldn't have gone[br]to all this trouble. 00:23:21.96,00:23:24.04 Come on up here.[br]You both all right? 00:23:24.28,00:23:25.40 Come on round there. 00:23:25.64,00:23:27.64 You can see her[br]from there. 00:23:27.88,00:23:30.04 Is everything all right?[br]Here she is. 00:23:30.28,00:23:32.76 Hello, Sybil. 00:23:33.28,00:23:34.52 There's something there.[br]I can see it moving. 00:23:34.76,00:23:36.84 It's a bit dark. 00:23:37.08,00:23:37.96 Her eyes are very sensitive. 00:23:38.20,00:23:40.04 She's got her glasses. 00:23:40.28,00:23:41.04 I'll just draw[br]the curtains. 00:23:41.28,00:23:43.76 Yes, I know.[br]Trust me, dear. 00:23:46.64,00:23:47.96 There we are.[br]Is that better? 00:23:48.20,00:23:52.40 Happy anniversary. 00:23:52.64,00:23:55.20 You poor dear. 00:23:55.44,00:23:59.08 How are you feeling? 00:23:59.40,00:24:00.72 Oh, shame. 00:24:00.96,00:24:03.72 You're very swollen. 00:24:04.56,00:24:05.68 Her thighs. 00:24:05.92,00:24:07.92 We brought you[br]a cake. 00:24:08.16,00:24:10.04 Yes. 00:24:10.28,00:24:13.76 Have a bit, dear. 00:24:13.92,00:24:16.64 15 years, eh? 00:24:16.88,00:24:19.76 Happy anniversary. 00:24:23.32,00:24:25.40 I think she's feeling[br]a little tired now. 00:24:25.64,00:24:27.84 Yes, all that waving[br]would wear anyone out. 00:24:28.08,00:24:31.28 Perhaps we'd better all... 00:24:31.64,00:24:32.52 What's in her mouth?[br]That white stuff? 00:24:32.76,00:24:37.76 Just foam.[br]From the excitement. 00:24:38.00,00:24:41.32 Fifteen years, eh? 00:24:42.28,00:24:44.48 - Aghh![br]- What is it? 00:24:44.72,00:24:46.04 I just remembered[br]something downstairs. 00:24:46.28,00:24:47.52 You stay here,[br]have a chat with Polly... 00:24:47.76,00:24:50.04 Sybil! Sybil![br]Shan't be a moment! 00:24:50.28,00:24:54.96 A chat?[br]Does anyone know semaphore? 00:24:57.32,00:24:58.28 Hello, dear. 00:24:58.52,00:25:00.64 I came back for my clubs.[br]I'm not staying. 00:25:00.88,00:25:02.56 Oh, aren't you?[br]Okay. 00:25:02.80,00:25:04.04 What? 00:25:04.28,00:25:06.08 I'm sure[br]you know best. 00:25:06.32,00:25:08.64 You don't even[br]want me to, do you? 00:25:08.88,00:25:12.00 What's that? 00:25:12.36,00:25:14.28 15 years I've been[br]with you! 00:25:14.52,00:25:15.68 When I think what[br]I might have had. 00:25:15.92,00:25:19.48 15 years. 00:25:19.84,00:25:21.28 You want me to go,[br]don't you? 00:25:21.52,00:25:24.76 No, but you've obviously[br]made your mind up. 00:25:24.92,00:25:27.04 - I won't forget this.[br]- Won't you, dear? 00:25:27.28,00:25:29.76 No, I won't. 00:25:29.76,00:25:32.08 I'm going now.[br]I think it's best. 00:25:32.32,00:25:34.92 All right, dear. 00:25:35.16,00:25:37.08 Bye, Basil. 00:25:37.32,00:25:39.76 Cheerio, dear. 00:25:40.04,00:25:42.08 Drive carefully. 00:25:42.32,00:25:44.12 - Get well soon.[br]- Look after yourself. 00:25:44.36,00:25:47.16 We'll have a little party[br]when you're feeling better. 00:25:47.40,00:25:50.24 I don't like leaving[br]you like this. 00:25:50.48,00:25:53.04 Let me just have[br]a little feel. 00:25:53.28,00:25:54.68 Just to see if... 00:25:54.92,00:25:57.32 Don't be frightened. 00:25:57.56,00:25:58.64 I'm not going[br]to hurt you. 00:25:58.88,00:26:01.32 I'll just feel[br]your glands. 00:26:01.56,00:26:04.36 Don't be silly,[br]Sybil. 00:26:04.60,00:26:07.32 Just trust me.[br]It's for your own good. 00:26:07.56,00:26:09.76 Don't be silly...[br]aghh! 00:26:10.00,00:26:11.12 What's going on? 00:26:11.36,00:26:13.32 She hit me,[br]Basil! 00:26:13.56,00:26:14.36 What? 00:26:14.60,00:26:16.32 I was trying[br]to examine her. 00:26:16.56,00:26:18.04 She lashed out. 00:26:18.28,00:26:19.40 Don't hit our friends. 00:26:19.64,00:26:20.76 I know you're[br]not feeling 100%, 00:26:21.00,00:26:21.80 but control yourself. 00:26:22.04,00:26:23.04 I'm sorry,[br]she's not herself today. 00:26:23.28,00:26:24.16 The doctor will be[br]over here soon. 00:26:24.40,00:26:27.04 I'll give you a call,[br]tell you what he says. 00:26:27.28,00:26:28.80 Anyone care for[br]another drink? 00:26:29.04,00:26:31.04 We ought to be going. 00:26:31.28,00:26:34.12 That would be[br]quite nice. 00:26:36.48,00:26:38.88 They're all the same,[br]dear. 00:26:39.12,00:26:40.76 They're all the same.[br]Believe me. 00:26:41.00,00:26:43.32 Oh, I know. 00:26:43.56,00:26:45.04 Now you forget[br]all about it. 00:26:45.28,00:26:46.76 We're going to have[br]a nice game of golf 00:26:47.00,00:26:49.40 and go out[br]to dinner. 00:26:49.64,00:26:53.28 Did you get[br]your clubs? 00:27:00.16,00:27:01.44 Awfully nice[br]to have seen you all. 00:27:01.68,00:27:04.04 Thanks for coming over. 00:27:04.28,00:27:05.24 Not at all. 00:27:05.48,00:27:07.88 We must do this more often.[br]When they're fit again. 00:27:08.12,00:27:09.92 Sorry about[br]all the injuries. 00:27:10.16,00:27:14.84 Perhaps when Sybil's better,[br]we can all get together. 00:27:19.76,00:27:21.88 How extraordinary. 00:27:22.12,00:27:22.96 We were just talking[br]about you. 00:27:23.20,00:27:25.16 Basil Fawlty.[br]We met once at a fete. 00:27:25.40,00:27:26.48 Let me show you[br]where it is. 00:27:26.72,00:27:30.84 How is the north?[br]Have you been there recently? 00:27:38.28,00:27:41.60 I'll explain everything[br]in a moment. 00:27:48.00,00:27:49.64 What a coincidence. 00:27:49.88,00:27:51.60 She's thinking of buying[br]one of our fridges. 00:27:51.84,00:27:53.48 Lovely to have seen you, 00:27:53.72,00:27:56.04 and sorry[br]about the ankle. 00:27:56.28,00:27:59.76 Yes, keep[br]the head back. 00:28:01.40,00:28:04.48 Great fun. 00:28:07.72,00:28:09.04 Whew. 00:28:09.28,00:28:11.40 Piece of cake. 00:28:11.64,00:28:14.76 Now comes[br]the tricky bit.
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Firefly - Serenity (pilot)
Firefly 1x01 - The train job
Firefly 1x02 - Bushwhacked
Firefly 1x03 - Shindig
Firefly 1x04 - Safe
Firefly 1x05 - Our mrs Reynolds
Firefly 1x06 - Jaynestown
Firefly 1x07 - Out of gas
Firefly 1x08 - Ariel
Firefly 1x09 - War stories
Firefly 1x10 - Trash
Firefly 1x11 - The message
Firefly 1x12 - Heart of gold
Firefly 1x13 - Objects in space
Firemens Ball The 1967
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD1
First Great Train Robbery The 1978 CD2
First Men In The Moon 1964
First Power The
Fish Called Wanda A
Fisher King The
Fistful Of Dollars A
Fistful of Dynamite A CD1
Fistful of Dynamite A CD2
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD1
Five Easy Pieces 1970 CD2
Flash Gordon CD1
Flash Gordon CD2
Flesh and Blood CD1
Flesh and Blood CD2
Flight Of The Intruder CD1 1991
Flight Of The Intruder CD2 1991
Flipper (1996) CD1
Flipper (1996) CD2
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD1
Flower of the Arabian Nights 1974 CD2
Flubber 1997 CD1
Flubber 1997 CD2
Fly Away Home
Fly The (Kurt Neumann 1958)
Fog of war The 2003 limited theatrical version
For A Few Dollars More 1965
For Scent-imental Reasons (1949)
Foreigner The
Fourth Man
Frankenfish 2004
Frankenstrom 2001
Frantic (1988)
Frasier 01x01 - The Good Son
Frasier 01x02 - Space Quest
Frasier 01x03 - Dinner At Eight
Frasier 01x04 - I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier 01x05 - Heres Looking At You
Frasier 01x06 - The Crucible
Frasier 01x07 - Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier 01x08 - Beloved Infidel
Frasier 01x09 - Selling Out
Frasier 01x10 - Oops
Frasier 01x12 - Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street
Frasier 02x01 - Slow Tango in South Seattle
Frasier 02x02 - The Unkindest Cut of All
Frasier 02x03 - Commentary by Director David Lee and Writer Joe Keenan
Frasier 02x03 - The Matchmaker
Frasier 02x04 - Flour Child
Frasier 02x05 - Dukes We Hardly Knew You
Frasier 02x06 - The Botched Language of Cranes
Frasier 02x07 - The Candidate
Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Fredrikssons Fabrikk
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
Freeway (Sous-titres)
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Frenzy (1972)
Fresh (1994)
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Hell
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frontera La
Frusta e il corpo La
Fucking Amal
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fugitives (2000)
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Funny Girl
Fuochi dArtifizio
Furia (2002)
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2