Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
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"It seems today that all you see
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those|good old-fashioned values
"On which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively|can do all the things that make us
"Laugh and cry
"He's a family guy
- Here you go, boys.|- Thanks, Horace.
So I told my boss I'm not staying in that|stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places.
- Here you go, boys.|- Thanks, Horace.
So I told my boss I'm not staying in that|stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places.
- Here you go, boys.|- Thanks, Horace.
So I told my boss I'm not staying in that|stupid toy factory. I'm gonna go places.
You are livin' la vida loca.
- I better head home.|- What do you mean, "home"? You live here.
Here's to The Drunken Clam, where they|don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh".
Are you sure? I-I think I did.|All right, well, just to be safe... Oh!
We interrupt this programme for a bulletin|on the approach of Hurricane Norman.
Here with an update|is Greg the Weather Mime.
OK, it's gonna be cold. Very cold.
And there's gonna be wind.
And people's parents will throw faecal matter|down on them from the rooftops. How awful!
Oh. No. I'm sorry. That's rain.
Yes. It'll rain.
The number one cause of injury|during a hurricane is broken glass.
So stay away from the windows.|And, Peter, put those away.
Aw, come on, Lois. Just one more song.
(" "What I Did For Love")
Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep the hurricane's|gonna sneak up and give me a vasectomy.
Chris, nothing bad ever happens when you're|asleep. Sometimes good things can happen.
Oh, Jenny... Jenny...
Oh, yeah. Jenny, don't stop.
Oh, Richard Jeni, your HBO comedy specials|have brought pleasure to millions.
And what a sweet ass.
- This way, everyone.|- Bless you for helping us, Father.
It's God's wish, my dear.
(sniggers) All right.
Hurricane Norman is about to pound Quahog.|We go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa
to see how locals are dealing|with the imminent disaster. Tricia?
Diane, I'm here in...
- Thank you, Tricia. Stay tuned for further...|- Aaargh!
- What a mess.|- Look at that!
- Aaargh! Aaargh! For the love of God...|- Oh, my God! Daddy!
Aaargh! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Gotcha! See, kids? Disasters have their|lighter sides too. You just have to be creative.
Yeah, like my dead-rat marionette theatre.
"I'm so stressed. Life sure is a human race."
Oh, my. Look at all the damage.
(Peter) Thank God|the Open Air Debris Garden is still intact.
Peter, look. The Clam.
- This is horrible.|- You think this is horrible?
Try losin' a testicle|in a knife fight with your mother.
- What about your bar?|- It's not mine any more.
I sold the place. Let someone else|worry about hurricanes.
- Who'd buy a wrecked bar?|- The bar's not wrecked.
- (all cheer)|- Thank you, God.
Don't mention it.
Wait. Something's different.
(" harpsichord music)
Evening, gents.|How about a nice warm lager?
- Help yourself to a packet of crisps.|- Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.
Holy crap! It's a gay bar!
They turned The Drunken Clam|into a British pub?
Well, at least they still got sports on TV.
The new bowler has a cover point, long-on,|square leg, extra cover and two short legs.
What the hell is he talkin' about?
It's cricket. Marvellous game, really.
You see, the bowler hurls the ball towards the|batsman, who tries to play away to fine leg.
He scores by dashing between the creases,
provided the wicketkeeper|hasn't whipped his bails off.
- Anybody get that?|- The only British idiom I know
is that "fag" means "cigarette".
- Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up.|- Guys, there's no girlie magazines in the can!
All they got is this David Copperfield.
Wait. Any pictures of his girlfriend?
- No pictures at all!|- (all gasp)
- I think we should go.|- Yes. This is a dark and evil place.
I say, Carruthers,|you know what's very, very funny?
A man dressed in women's clothing.
- Yes, quite. Ripping good laugh.|- Yes.
Lois, The Drunken Clam's been taken over|by lousy limey tea-suckin' British bastards!
- Peter!|- Hello. Nigel Pinchley here.
I was introducing myself to your wife, who|I must say is a gorgeous bit of crumpet.
- Holy crap. You're one of them!|- Peter.
Nigel and his daughter|are our new neighbours.
I'm afraid I'm the limey bastard|who's purchased your bar.
- Bit of an awkward moment, really.|- Awkward moment?
I'll give you an awkward moment.|One time during sex, I called Lois "Frank".
- Your move, Sherlock.|- Peter! Excuse us.
Why are you acting like this?|Nigel's charming. All British men are.
That's what they said|about Benjamin Disraeli.
You don't even know who I am.
The British are a lovely people.|Not physically, of course, but inside.
And Nigel has a very sweet little daughter.
(Cockney accent) Aw! Look at the little baby!
- What the devil is that ghastly noise?|- It's me. Eliza Pinchley.
You wanna flower, little baby?
Excuse me, what I think|you mean to say is, would I like a flower?
You don't so much speak the language|as chew it and spit it out.
Go on. What's wrong with the way I talk?
Everything. Here's a shiny sixpence|if you keep your mouth shut and go away.
I know The Drunken Clam was your bar,
but you and your friends can find|somewhere else to act like idiots.
I guess you're right.|You know why I married you, Lois?
It's not just the rack or the caboose.|It's that big sexy brain of yours.
- All right. This place isn't bad.|- Yeah. Good music, real sports on the tube.
I've never seen so many chicks in one place.
Hey, check out those two hotties. They're so|lonely, they're practisin' kissin' each other.
I don't think they're practisin'.
So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
- Yep.|- Yep.
- Yup.|- Mm-hm.
(English accent) Hope the loo is working.
Nice choice for a hang-out, Peter.|There's not even anywhere to sit down.
- Is that some kind of crack?|- Crack? You sayin' I got a fat ass?
Fellas, fellas. What's become of us?|We never squabbled before we lost The Clam.
- Right. It's those lousy fog-breathers.|- Damn British.
They took our bar, then our friendship. What's|next? Apple pie, fast cars and action films?
(Schwarzenegger) It vas a glorious summer|in Oxford ven I met Freddy Cavendish.
A most remarkable young man whose|friendship vould change my life forever.
You are the anchor|that gives my spirit licence to soar.
Our forefathers wouldn't|take it on the chin like this.
Right. I say we fight the British and drive 'em|back to whatever country they came from.
- Yeah! Yeah!|- We gonna get 'em.
Stewie, look. It's an invitation|to little Eliza's birthday party.
You mean that horrid girl|who talks like a scullery maid?
I didn't realise she'd been born. I assumed|she'd congealed in a gutter somewhere.
Ooh, I'm gonna RSVP right now.
Splendid. An entire afternoon of her "er"s|and "ah"s and "'alf a pound of ha'penny rice".
Why can't the English|teach their children how to speak?
You teach her. If you're up to it.
Oh, yes. This is the part where I'm|supposed to say "I am so up to it. Ha ha ha."
Well, I am. I accept your challenge.
At her party I shall pass that guttersnipe off|as a lady. What are the stakes of this wager?
- Why don't you shut up for about a week?|- And if I win?
I wasn't betting. Why don't you|just shut up for about a week?
Minutemen, present arms.
- Load weapons.|- Boom chaka-laka-laka boom chaka-laka.
- Oh, I say!|- Throw the blackguards out.
- I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.|- Don't tread on me.
Yeah, back off. We kicked your ass|in World War II and we can do it again.
Very well, then. If you refuse to go peaceably,
we'll have to use our superior|linguistic skills to convince you to leave.
Just try it.
- Bye.|- Sorry to bother you.
I never saw it that way before...|Wait a minute. How the hell did they do that?
We're not gonna let this stop us.|I've never been defeated. Except once.
- Eric?|- Peter?
Oh, my God. I haven't seen you since|high school. What are you doin' these days?
- I'm the red guy.|- Oh, my God.
- What about you?|- I'm the green guy.
- No kiddin'?|- Yeah.
- Hey, is that Stacy Beacham?|- Where?
Now, don't worry, these guys are trained|to stay perfectly still. Check it out.
Hey, Margaret Tha... What the hell...?|I thought you English guys never move.
No, that's just our women.
Bloody hell! My lunch was in that hat!|Egg and chips with jam butties.
- Welcome to the Quahog beer party.|- I do feel a little guilty about pollutin'.
- I felt Guilty once, but she woke up.|- Peter, what are you doin'?
It may taste like a warm cup of|tobacco-chewer's spit, but it's still beer.
Good point. Bottoms up!
(Peter) Ha! Take that, you lousy Brits!
Peter! We waited up all night.|Where were you?
Wh-where was I? Where were you?
- Out drinkin'. But I was back by two.|- Oh, no.
Our top story: The Clam's Head Pub|has burned to the ground.
Our own Tricia Takanawa is on the scene.
Is Quahog in the grip of a serial arsonist?|Police say no, but our producer says yes.
Here's an artist's depiction|of what the arsonist might look like.
Anyone with information regarding this|suspect should contact police immediately.
One thing is certain: The pain here is palpable.
For many, this charred portrait of Elizabeth II
gives poignant new meaning to the phrase|"Hey, check out that flaming queen."
In a late development|the police have a new suspect.
We now go live to Hispanic|reporter Maria J... Ji... Jim...
- Jimenez.|- I know what it is.
At this moment we're|approaching the suspect's house.
This is better than COPS. You know|there's a fat drunk guy in there.
- Hold it!|- Freeze!
- There he is.|- Griffin, you're comin' with us.
I wanna see what they do with this jackass.
- Hands up!|- Oh, Peter, you didn't!
- Hey, fatty's wife is a babe.|- That's it.
It appears the real arsonist is in custody,|thanks to an anonymous tip to the authorities.
Ah, the fat guy's struggling. Hit him,|you stupid pigs! Hit him. Use the billy...
This Minutemen flag was found|in the wreckage of The Clam's Head.
You are clearly guilty of arson,|so you are free to go.
Straight to jail. Ha!|Now you got burned! No bail.
- Peter, tell me you didn't do this.|- Lois, I didn't do it.
You can trust me, right?|Let's sit down and talk about this.
- I wanna believe you but... agh!|- (laughs) Gotcha!
But seriously, you can trust me.
Oh, Lois, I'm so sorry|this terrible tragedy has befallen you.
Thank you, Nigel. You're very kind.
- Can I touch your bum once?|- What?
I expect to see you at Eliza's birthday bash.|I won't take no for an answer.
Unless the question is "Do you not like me?"
Get it? Double negative, you know.|Yes, very good.
Hey hey hey, check out the new meat.
- I like the fat one. More cushion for pushin'.|- Thank you.
- Hey, we gonna have a good time together.|- Gosh, everybody's so nice here.
I mean, they're gonna be disappointed|when they find out I'm not gay, but wow.
Oh, my God. See that guy? That's the most|vicious killer I ever put away, Steve Bellows.
- He's so mean, he shot a man for snoring.|- Where have I heard that before?
It's in this simulated-leather edition|of Time-Life's Killers of Quahog.
They're all here. John the Biter, the Berserk|Hobo, the Golden Autumn Day Strangler...
Maybe Steve won't remember you.
Well, well. Officer Swanson. You and|your friends are dead. You're all dead!
(sighs) Oh, good.
He thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.
No, no, no! If you're ever going to|be a lady, you must speak like one.
Now try it again. "The life|of the wife is ended by the knife."
The loif of the woif...
No, no, no. Not "loif". Life! Life!
- That's what I said. Loif.|- Listen, you tin-eared piece of baggage.
We've got five days left, and I'll not|lose my wager. Now repeat after me.
(emphasises H's) "Hello, Mother,|have you hidden my hatchet?"
'Ello, Mother, 'ave you 'idden my 'atchet?
Oh, God, no. It's an H sound,|you moron. H! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Ew. Your breath smells like kitty litter.|- I was curious!
- Our husbands couldn't have done this.|- Cleveland can't even light the damn hibachi.
Excuse me. Where can I find Nigel Pinchley?
I'm from Quahog Insurance.|I have a cheque for him.
- Five million dollars?!|- He took out a policy just before the fire.
Doesn't that strike you as a little suspicious?
No, not really. In fact,|it seems to happen all the time.
- Oh, no. Here comes Steve!|- I haven't forgot about you boys.
Saturday night at midnight.|You're dead. All of you are dead.
Midnight on Saturday? Thank God!|We can still be in the talent show.
From the top, boys. A-five, six, seven, eight.
(" show tune)
Once again, here is how it should sound.|"How do you do?" Here's how you sound.
- (mooing)|- Now try it again.
- (perfect English accent) How do you do?|- What did you say?
"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."
I think she's got it. I think she's got it!
"The life of the wife is ended by the knife
By George, she's got it!|By George, she's got it!
Now, what ends her wretched life?
"The knife, the knife
And where's that bloody knife?
"In the wife, in the wife
(both) " The life of the wife|is ended by the knife
"The life of the wife is ended by the knife
Hello. So nice to see you.
There he is. We need to search the house for|evidence, but one of us has to distract Nigel.
Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't.
What about Loretta? Nigel looks|like he's down with the swirl.
There you are, Lois. Shall I give you the grand|tour and show you my... private quarters?
- I'd love to.|- I must say, you look absolutely...
mmm... mmm... mm-mm-mm.
Don't be shy, lambie lamb.
This is my study, where I... study|things that arouse my interest.
(Lois thinks) Oh, good. The girls are in place.
Oh, Nigel. Since Peter's been gone,|I've been searching for someone new.
You know? Someone with|a sense of danger and adventure.
- I once played cricket without shin guards.|- Oh, I love a reckless man.
One time I went up to this bloke's flat,|rang the bell and ran like Sebastian Coe.
Lois growls like a tiger)|More! Tell me more!
I burned down my pub for the insurance|money and framed your husband.
I knew it! And what's more,|I have witnesses. Bonnie.
Demond Wilson from Sanford|and Son? What are you doing here?
I know. I'm surprised I'm alive too.
Sorry, love. Better luck next time.
Mr Pinchley, I heard everything.
And what you've done is a textbook|example of insurance... fra-ud?
- Why the devil were you in the closet?|- I came with Demond.
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Eliza Pinchley.
Psst. You. Dogbert. Down here.|Get a front-row seat for this one.
(perfect English accent)|How kind of you all to come.
Old sport, why don't you pull your face from|your loins and bury it into some humble pie?
(Cockney accent) Bloody 'ell!|I've gone and wet meself.
Don't give me that smug look. Fine!|You have extra-sensitive hearing: Hear this.
- I'm telling.|- I... No! I said "vacuum"!
- Hurry, Peter. Steve'll be here in five minutes.|- Oh, crap. We're dead.
This is the end, boys.
Looks like our next stop|is a corner booth in a bar in heaven.
Peter, Nigel confessed. You're free!
- You hear that, guys? We're free!|- (all cheer)
Get ready to die! Oh.
I wonder what this feels like.
Ow! That hurts!
My God, is that what I've been|doin' to people? I belong here.
Horace, I never thought|I'd see you or The Clam again.
Alligator mounted me when I wasn't lookin'.|Laid eggs in my lower intestine.
But you're all thirsty.|I'll bore you another time.
Here's to our wives. They may not be|as hot as the women you see on TV.
Or as entertaining.
I don't know where I'm goin'|with this. But thanks.
I guess that lousy Nigel learned his lesson.|Whatever he gets is too good for him.
Dear Stewie, I want you to know|that I blame my father's death
and my incarceration in this hellhole|entirely on your awful mother.
If it takes the rest of my life, I shall see that|she suffers a slow and painful death. Eliza.
(laughs) Excellent. Here, have a look.
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Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2