Family Guy 01x14 - The King Is Dead
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LOIS: [Singing] "It seems today that all you see
"is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those good, old-fashioned values
"on which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
"all the things that make us
"laugh 'n' cry
"He's a family guy"
TOM: It was a moving scene today at Hatch Pond...
...as six members of the Pawtucket fire department struggled valiantly...
...to save a fish's life trapped under the frozen ice.
Rescue workers got the fish out of the water...
...but unfortunately it died shortly after.
Tom, another life was tragically cut short today.
Robert Kimble, founder of a local theater group known as the Quahog Players...
...passed away this afternoon.
Oh, my God!
Kimble was a hands-on director who often appeared in his own shows...
...most recently, Miss Saigon.
[Singing] "La la la la la, Miss Saigon
"La la la la la, Miss Saigon"
Yes, I just heard. It's so sad.
They want me to be the new artistic director of the Quahog Players!
- All right, Mom! - Are you gonna do it?
I don't know. It's such a big responsibility.
I need a moment to think.
Okay, I'll do it.
This just in. Lois Griffin is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players.
All those years of paying my dues as musical director...
...under that old hack have finally paid off.
Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm.
And such an attractive one.
Brian, you'll have to audition just like everyone else.
God, of course. I...
You didn't think... You thought I was...
- I can paint scenery. - Can I be in the show, Mom?
Yes, you can be the dumpy teenager who stays backstage and cries...
...because nobody finds her attractive.
- Hey, you guys. - Peter, guess what? I am gonna...
Me first! Mr. Weed said whoever comes up with the best idea...
...for the big Christmas toy this year gets a huge bonus.
Hey, Dad, why don't you invent the Frisbee?
That's an awesome toy.
- It's already been invented. - Then how come I never heard of it?
This is my chance to prove how valuable I am to the company!
Sorry, Lois. What's your news?
Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board...
...may I present this year's hottest toy...
...Mr. Zucchini Head.
He's got stupid cool hip-hop style with his little hat and his Doc Martens.
Thank you, Peter, that's enough.
Wait. This is the best part! He dances!
MAN #1: I've seen enough. MAN #2: Inappropriate.
MAN #3: I haven't had sex in ages.
Gentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time.
Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker...
...but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.
I'll take this.
Come on, kids! The director can't be late for the auditions.
You should've heard them laughing at me.
I got great ideas, but they look at me, and all they see is a loser.
Except that guy with the lazy eye. He sees a loser and the snack machine.
Peter, a lot of creative people had mindless jobs.
Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry.
Herman Melville was a customs agent.
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity."
- Hey, look at this. - What?
BRIAN: I think Lois is saying that...
...you have to find a way to express yourself creatively.
For example, Chris has his drawing, Meg does her birdcalls, I sing beautifully.
So I've heard.
And Lois has her theater group.
Yes. And for my first production, I've chosen The King and I.
It's a wonderful story about a loving, patient woman...
...who introduces culture and civility to a barbaric, patriarchal...
Peter, please don't wipe your nose on the couch.
Look, I have to go.
Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
I know you can do it if you put your mind to it.
You're right. Man was meant to create. That's why God invented Shrinky Dinks.
It works! Look how tiny they are!
[Sweeping instrumental music]
[Singing] "Oh, no not in springtime
"summer, winter, or fall
"No, never would I leave you
LOIS: Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
No, thank you.
And that note you gave me, "louder," I was thinking that, and then you said it.
BRIAN: You're so intuitive. It's a pleasure... LOIS: Okay. Next!
Stewie, do you want to try out for Mommy's play?
"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York.
- "And all..." - Why don't you sing Itsy Bitsy Spider?
How dare you reduce my finely hewn thespian stylings...
...to mere Mother Gooseries!
Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!
Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said:
"I'm going to kill you!"
Hey, can somebody give me a hand with all this talent?
Peter, what are you doing here?
Well, Lois, I tried finding my creativity, like you said.
First I took an art class.
Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Then I tried sculpting.
Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Then I tried music.
Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
I started to think there was nothing I'd be good at.
But then I realized that this is it.
Lois, my penis belongs on stage.
Wait, Peter, everyone has to audition. You know, sing, dance.
I get it.
This is just a formality, since I happen to be doing the director.
Five, six, seven, eight.
[Sings out of tune]
"Marshall, Will, and Holly, on a routine expedition
"Met the greatest earthquake ever known
"High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft
"And plunged them down a thousand feet below
"to the Land of the Lost"
LOIS: Before I post the cast list...
...my choreographer and I want to thank everyone for auditioning.
- You were all great. - Weren't they?
I only wish the show was called The King and Us...
...so I could cast you all.
Anna! Baby, baby! I'm a star!
Wow. I've never hugged a celebrity before.
Except for Pearl Bailey at a book signing once...
...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
Siamese baby? Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!
You wanted a bigger part, didn't you, sweetie?
To hell with you!
Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!
- Hello. - What is that on your ear?
Is that hair gel?
- Yeah. - Great, 'cause I could use some.
- No, don't! - I just ran out.
Man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
BRIAN: The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead! This is so unexpected!
Hey, shut up!
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
PETER: Lois, I think you made a mistake. I'm not "The King."
I'm not "I," I'm not anybody.
- So, what? I had sex with you for nothing? - No, Peter, I...
It's just that directing this show is a big opportunity for me...
...and I don't want anything to ruin it.
- Ruin it? - Yes.
By not using you to your full potential.
You have too much talent for the stage.
You should be a producer.
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
PETER: Great news, Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
We made the deal. We're richer and more powerful than ever!
I'm the king of the...
PETER: Damn it!
[Gentle dinner music playing]
I love Mexicans. I'll do it!
[Pianist playing show music]
JOE: Hang on, hang on! You overextended the pliť!
You screwed it all up. Let me show you again.
Okay, boys! Let's do it!
And one, two, three.
And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three.
Peter, Chris says you told him to build a set for the North Pole.
Yeah, that's where Anna goes to talk with her best friend, a penguin.
There is no talking penguin in The King and I.
There is in "Peter Griffin presents The King and I."
Now we gotta think of some funny stuff for him to say.
Peter, the director decides whether or not to add a character.
You're the producer, remember?
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas?
Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
'Cause that's what soap is for, Lois.
Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
It's your job to make sure we sell every seat in this house.
- And that's creative? - Is it?
Well, it's just the most creative job there is.
Don't you worry, Lois. I'll get the word out.
I'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends...
...and that's, like, 10 people right there.
Hey, I recognize you from the television.
You're Tom Tucker. I bet you can do this.
PETER: Excuse me? TOM: You. Get out of here!
Get out of here! Go on, get out of here!
- Wow! Diane Simmons! - You don't look anything like the ad.
- You better be huge. - No, I'm Peter Griffin, producer.
I'm presenting "Peter Griffin presents The King and l"...
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
Look, pal, some two-bit community theater production isn't news.
Who's the star?
For that matter, who the hell are you, and why should I give a damn?
Wow, I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
Well, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
I got us a story on the 11:00 news.
- Really? - Peter.
Our top story tonight. I will be playing the role of Anna...
...in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
- Tom? - Thanks, Diane.
In other news, I'm not going to the play because I'm sure it'll be lousy.
I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
Bit of breaking news. We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.
Loretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
You wanted me to sell tickets, right?
People who've never been in a theater will come see Diane Simmons.
I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
Some of our greatest actors started in news, like Sean Penn.
Today's weather calls for breezy skies and sun, and there's gonna be a...
Get that camera out of my face!
PETER: Hey, everybody, here's our star!
This is so awkward.
You all know my name, and I've never heard of any of you.
- You ever acted before, honey? - I did an independent film in college.
[Melancholic instrumental music]
LOIS: Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
- Are you playing Lady Thiang? - I was supposed to be Anna.
They did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7.
"Oh, Mrs. Anna, the king needs you. You must go to him.
"Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him."
Cut! All wrong! No good!
Peter, what are you doing? She was wonderful.
Besides, I'm the director.
It just doesn't feel real, you know?
Anna and Miss Thing both love the king, right?
On Springer yesterday, they had "I won't share my husband"...
...and these two women bitch-slapped each other. The crowd went nuts.
- Loretta, why don't you try slapping Diane? - I think I can do that.
Wait a minute. Nobody's slapping anybody.
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
I think Peter may be onto something.
Springer is one of our station's highest-rated shows.
- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?
- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?
If you want to do a bad show, why don't we just do Rent?
I guess we can try that... - Action!
Come on, Lois. Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
I thought we could dress her in a pair of sequined capri pants.
They didn't have capri pants in the 1860s.
They did now!
STEWIE: You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater...
...since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
And you! I just plain don't like you!
LOIS: What's going on?
We're just having a little pow-wow to discuss my latest changes.
The Siamese children. How about this? They're not children.
QUAGMIRE: That was great. BRIAN: On the money.
Isn't he brilliant?
No! He's not brilliant! Rodgers and Hammerstein were brilliant!
And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!
MEG: We sold out!
Yeah. The whole town's talking about your show, Dad!
Your show? Peter, this is my show!
What's the big deal? You wanted to sell out, and we did.
I am through selling out.
I took this job because I wanted to create something beautiful...
...and you've completely destroyed that!
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
I don't know what to say, except, "I'm the king of the..."
Morning, theater fans!
Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast.
- What the hell is this? - French toast.
I just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
I think it's a lot better now.
Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
It is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno.
Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material...
...and he's charming.
Face it, you're just jealous because people like my ideas better than yours.
I don't care if the whole world loves your ideas.
That doesn't make them good. I was trying to make art.
Put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter...
...they'll produce Shakespeare.
Let's see. "A something by any other name..."
- "Carnation," "peony." - No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
- What about "daisy"? - "Chrysanthemum"!
- "Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"? - Did you say "rose"?
- Yeah, "rose." - "Rose" is good!
- "A rose by any other name." That works. - I like that a lot.
- Moving on. - What about "tulip"?
"Rose" is fine. Moving on.
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
That's not true. I wrote Bonfire of the Vanities.
No, you didn't.
You win this round, Lois.
You're not being creative. You're just destroying a wonderful show.
I have more creativity in my whole body than most people do before 9:00 a.m.
The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M...
...is exactly what you've turned my show into.
I think my work will speak for itself.
I just got that. A poop joke? That's real creative, Lois.
PETER: Okay, let's run this scene again.
Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
...looking for the fight of her life.
- Where does it say that? - In my noodle.
Okay, places. And action!
['80s pop music playing in theater]
PETER: Stop! All wrong! All wrong! God, send me dancers.
We've been rehearsing for hours. I'm exhausted!
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours...
...and I don't think we're ready!
DIANE: No, we're not! You keep changing everything!
You bet I do! Because theater is alive.
It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs...
...and you're not man enough to satisfy her!
- I can't work this way. I quit! - Fine.
- We can't do The King and I without Anna. - Yeah. This is a real snafu.
We don't need Diane Simmons. We've had someone better all along.
Someone radiant and sassy...
...with the soul and passion that can only come...
...from hundreds of years of black oppression.
Thank you, Peter. I'll do it.
Get over yourself. I was talking about me.
STAGEHAND: Two minutes, everybody.
PETER: Jeez, full house.
Look who came crawling back.
Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?
I don't get it, Mom.
If you're mad at Dad for wrecking your show, why'd you come to opening night?
I came because I love the theater.
If I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated...
...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town...
...what kind of person would I be?
PETER: Siam, 2015 AD.
The city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear World War.
It is a grim future with lots of explosions and partial nudity.
A future where an oppressive new king has seized power.
Only one man can stop him.
No, one machine.
I am an Automaton Nuclear Neo-human Android.
You may call me ANNA.
I am a robot ninja from the planet England...
...who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.
I have been expecting you, ANNA. Let me introduce my Siamese children.
[Sultry instrumental music]
I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming...
...with your all-female sex orgy.
- We must kung fu fight! - So be it, ANNA.
[Kung fu fighting noises]
I have slain the evil emperor.
I hereby proclaim Siam the United States of America.
ALL: [Singing] "ANNA rules
"Because I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels
ALL: "ANNA won
"Thanks to my gamma-ray atomic gun
ALL: "Dance and shout
"'He's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt
"Though they tried to defeat me
"they can all just freakin' eat me
"Because he blew all of us away
ALL: "In the planet of Siam, there's no one as tough as I am
"Just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay"
[Heroic instrumental music]
Oh, my God! They liked it?
Stop it! Stop clapping right now! What's wrong with you?
These people shouldn't be encouraged! They should be punished!
That man has committed murder here this evening...
...and the victim's name is "theater."
This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock...
...that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
This isn't art! This isn't even entertainment!
See? This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about.
- How was the cast party? - We're a hit.
Man, what a night. I got to see my ideas come to life.
It's the greatest feeling in the world.
- Yeah, I bet it is. - And it's all thanks to you.
I never would've discovered I could be creative...
...if you hadn't believed in me.
Actually I didn't really, not at first.
But anyone who could take The King and I and turn it into that is...
...well, he's gotta be creative.
Yeah, Lois, sorry I took your show away from you...
...but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you get your chance next year.
It'll be "Peter Griffin presents a Lois Griffin production."
- Okay, honey? - Deal.
PETER: Were you there when I farted?
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Frasier 02x08 - Adventures in Paradise Part 1
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Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2