Family Guy 01x11 - If Im Dyin Im Lyin
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LOIS: [Singing] "It seems today that all you see
"is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those good, old-fashioned values
"on which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
"all the things that make us
"laugh 'n' cry
"He's a family guy"
- We need to talk. - Not now. The show's about to start.
ANNOUNCER: Bryant Gumbel, Greg Gumbel...
...brothers, bike cops.
Gumbel 2 Gumbel, Beach Justice.
[Rock music playing]
You talk to Matt Lauer lately?
Played 18 holes with him on Saturday.
Told him he was soft in the Arafat interview.
- Oh, I like Matt. - Me, too.
Come on, Greg. Let's roll.
[Dramatic instrumental music]
Taste that? That's the taste of beach justice.
PETER: Are you crazy?
Yeah, me and Dad haven't missed a Gumbel 2 Gumbel yet.
You're gonna miss this one, young man.
His report card came today.
No more TV until your grades improve.
Now get upstairs and study.
Don't worry. I'll talk to her.
After I get a little bit of courage from my old friend, Mr. Jack Daniels.
Is Jack in?
Oh, my God! When?
Oh, I am so sorry.
Poor old Jack.
He was a wise man, but he just loved playing with that wheat thresher.
Always playing with that wheat thresher!
Honey, hold still and let me bathe you. You're filthy.
You're the filthy one. What do you say to that?
How dare you!
Hey, Stewie, I see your bum.
Take a good look, fat man.
And take pictures so I'll have something to bring to court, you filthy pervert.
Hey, Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV?
He failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin...
...in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.
I want you to help Chris.
Kids do better when parents take an interest in their schoolwork.
I saw that on a two-part report on Dateline Tuesday and Dateline Gatilsday.
What the hell is Gatilsday?
NBC invented a new day so they could add another Dateline.
But the Gumbel show is sacred to us.
Bryant and Greg have the kind of father-son relationship...
...I want me and Chris to have someday.
Peter, Bryant and Greg Gumbel are brothers.
Nice. Just because they're black, we can't learn anything from them?
If Chris gets his homework done, you can watch it together next week.
Now come on. Help me get the house ready for my mother.
She's coming to visit for exactly one week.
Sheesh. What a week that was.
Okay, come on, let's watch the Gumbels.
Peter, I thought we agreed, no TV until his homework is done.
- Mom, I'll do it after... - Chris finished his homework.
In fact, I've been helping him study every night this week.
Well, that's great. Enjoy your show, boys.
You bet we will.
Tonight, Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
Dad, when you said, "Chris finished his homework," were you talking about me?
Because if you were, I think you just lied to mom.
Chris, everything I say is a lie, except that and that.
And that. And that. And that. And that.
This is an Action News 5 News Break.
- I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons.
Tom has dared me to do the news topless.
I've got the goods, but have I got the guts? Find out at 11:00.
If you're waiting for Gumbel 2 Gumbel, you're out of luck.
That show has been canceled.
The full story, and maybe Diane's boobs, tonight at 11:00.
- I can't believe this! - I feel sick.
Only one thing to do.
We gotta save Gumbel 2 Gumbel, and were gonna do it Griffin 2 Griffin.
- Let's roll! - I'm with ya, Dad.
What do we do, write a letter?
I tried that once. It got me in a lot of trouble.
"If you don't put Coach back on the air, I'll be really upset.
"The skillful acting of Craig T. Nelson will be missed a lot.
"Signed, Peter Griffin."
LOIS: Come help me with the groceries.
[Ominous instrumental music]
Craig T. Nelson!
- Are you Peter Griffin? - Yeah.
Make it quick.
[Cheery instrumental music]
Okay, we're gonna get our show back on the air...
...and were not gonna be intimidated by any slick executive types.
Look at Mr. Suave.
Wait. You can't go in there.
Just watch me!
I mean, you can't go in there, because that door leads nowhere.
Use the door next to it.
All right, Callaghan, me and my son want you to uncancel Gumbel 2 Gumbel.
We only air the show. We have nothing to do with it being canceled.
I have all the episodes on tape if you want to borrow them.
Okay, you want to play rough?
Until you bring the Gumbels back, I am going on a hunger strike.
How about that, Callaghan?
Can you live with that on your conscience?
You gonna eat that stapler?
- You can't eat a stapler... - Wanna split it?
Sorry. Me and my damn appetite!
It's not the first time it brought me trouble.
[Exciting music plays on TV]
And in gridiron news, little Johnny Gobraun...
...a terminally ill 8-year-old who dreamed of playing quarterback...
...for New England got his wish today thanks to the Grant-a-Dream foundation.
ANNOUNCER 2: Gobraun takes the snap and fades back to pass.
Here comes the rush. Oh, he's sacked!
[Playful instrumental music]
Looks like little Johnny should've wished for some blocking.
Chris, I just thought of a way to get the Gumbels back on the air.
All right, Dad!
PETER: All we gotta do is tell a little white lie. Just go with it.
PETER: All we gotta do is tell a little white lie. Just go with it.
Is this the Grant-a-Dream foundation?
- My son Chris is dying! - Holy crap, no! Oh, my God!
That was the lie.
Oh, you sly boots.
[Cheery instrumental music]
Are you sure this will work?
Chris, this is just another one of your crazy schemes.
This whole thing was your idea!
You'll find out.
Dad, you're not making any sense!
You just leave that to me.
HARRIS: Ah, yes. Here we go.
Your dying wish is denied.
Wait a minute. My son only has a short time to live.
All he wants is his favorite show back on TV. How can you say no?
Mr. Griffin, everyone thinks their dying child is special.
But these days, people who donate money to our foundation...
...demand a little more bang for their buck.
We need sick kids we can package.
Like that one we put on Hollywood Squares.
I'll take the dying boy to block.
Jeremy, is there anything lower than absolute zero?
Yeah. My white-cell count.
I'm telling you, Chris is dying ten times worse than those other kids.
He's got a very rare disease called tumor-syphilis-itis-osis.
Sounds sexy. What are the symptoms?
What are the symptoms? Take a look!
He's growing nipples all over his body!
- They look like pepperonis. - Who do you think you are?
My son happens to be very sensitive about his extra nipples.
See, look. They're coming right off.
Nipples shouldn't just come off like that.
Why, that's the sickest boy I've ever seen!
Get me the president of television!
[Spectacular instrumental music]
How about this?
A single white girl in the city working at a magazine!
MAN 1: Yeah, that's good. MAN 2: Yeah.
Do you guys hear yourselves?
This is the same old crap over and over again.
We need to take a chance. Try something different. Something fresh.
- No calls! - It's about a dying boy.
Hello? What's he got?
Get me exclusive rights to his death and you got a deal.
Congratulations, Gumbel 2 Gumbel is back on the air!
All right, Dad!
I'm sorry we had to meet under these circumstances.
Are you kidding? I may see you again.
I've two more kids, and I've always wanted to see...
...new episodes of Star Trek.
[Cheery instrumental music]
Stewie, it's bath time. You're filthy again.
I'll show you filthy!
Yes, look at me! I'm a dirty, foul little boy!
I'm a nasty, squalid little hobo!
I say, Mother, you have your work cut out for you now, don't you?
Okay, if you want to be dirty, be dirty.
Where do you think you're going? I've defiled myself.
I need to be cleaned!
There you go, kiddo. All clean.
Blast! I'm frozen! I'm hypothermic!
Bloody hell, I'm a woman!
Take out your pencils and start your test.
Mr. McCloud, I didn't study for the test, but I got a good reason.
That's the lamest excuse I've heard since Steinberg's Jewish High Holiday crap.
Take that hat off in my classroom!
But Mr. McCloud, I'm really dying.
I have a certificate to prove it.
My God! Tumor-syphilis-itis-osis! And he still comes into school!
You're excused from the test, you brave, brave boy.
You can learn something from this fine young...
Damn it, Steinberg! Take that hat off!
MEG: Dad, Marcy Gibbons just called!
[Crying] She heard that Chris is dying!
Your brother's okay.
That was just a little white lie we came up with to save a TV show.
So he's not going to die?
Boy, your face was priceless when you thought he was.
[Pretending to cry]
You're a monster.
Chris was in on the whole thing.
Anyway, it's over and done with.
Anyway, it's over and done with.
[Guitar playing folk music]
What the hell is that?
SINGERS: "Oh, dyin' boy of Quahog
"Chris Griffin, you're so brave
"There's a smile on your face and a bounce in your step
"as they dig your grave
"as they dig your grave"
LOIS: Do I hear singing? PETER: No! No singing.
Just us watching another hilarious episode of Good Times.
The sitcom that's funnier when you play it really loud.
Maxine is the lady who's feeling all right...
...thanks to the magic of Kid Dynomite!
[Audience laughing on TV]
Junior, where you been?
Dinner was three hours ago!
Oh, forget him, James.
- He's an idiot! - Mama, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
My name is Florida!
Florida! That's the name of a state!
Why is my name Florida?
[Crying] Oh, Lord!
That is singing.
Peter, there's a candlelight vigil on our front lawn.
Lois, that's ridiculous. There's nobody out there.
You must be seeing things.
LOIS: Peter, why are these people here?
CHRIS: [Singing] "As they dig my grave, as they dig my grave"
Hey, Dad, they're singing a song about me!
Hello, Mr. Griffin.
We just came by to see if your son's taken a media-friendly turn for the worse.
No. Everything's fine. Thanks for checking. Bye-bye.
Mr. Griffin, the foundation held up its end of the bargain...
...and got that crappy Gumbel show back on the air!
- You owe us a body! - What?
Excuse me for a minute.
You pretended Chris was dying to save a TV show?
You're a monster!
You tell that man the truth!
Just out of curiosity...
- Shoot. - What happens if he's not really dying?
You go to jail for defrauding a charitable organization.
Will you excuse us?
You're right! There's only one way out of this!
Chris is all better! I cured him!
You cured him?
That's right. I have divine powers!
Okay. Safe drive.
What do you have to say to that?
I'm not going to jail, Chris doesn't have to die...
...and best of all, Gumbel 2 Gumbel is back on the air.
You're a great role model.
What kind of man devalues the life of his child for a TV show?
Anyone who wouldn't pretend their own son is dying...
...to get the Gumbels back on TV is a racist.
There, I said it.
[Cheery instrumental music]
WOMAN 1: It's him! It's Peter Griffin! The miracle healer of Quahog!
Heal me, O great one!
You see what your lies have done? They think you're some kind of healer.
I'll handle it.
I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Are you sure it was a book?
Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
These poor, deluded people think you have divine powers.
- We are your servants. - It's a miracle!
What would you have us do, O great healer of Quahog?
There's really no need to do anything. Paint my house.
It's bad enough to lie to your family...
...but how can you let these people think you're a healer?
This is pure exploitation.
No, it's not.
Those films my cousin Rufus used to do were pure exploitation.
ANNOUNCER: From the cats who brought you Caddyblack, Blackdraft...
...and Black Kramer v. Kramer, comes a funky flick so bad...
...you gonna say, "Damn, that's funky."
[Funk music playing]
Oh, you out of time, baby.
ANNOUNCER: Rufus Griffin stars in...
...Black to the Future.
We're talking Marty McSuperfly, dig?
Marty, I want to be your fine, sweet-ass bitch.
Damn! Brother done kissed his mama!
[Playing funk music]
ANNOUNCER: Oh, yeah.
Get me Isaac Hayes.
Isaac, you know that new sound you been looking for?
Well, listen to this!
Come on, Lois. Stop being such a stick in the mud.
I'm giving these saps hope.
And I'm getting the house painted for free.
It's win-freakin'-win, baby.
[Cheery instrumental music]
Hey, flathead, chop-chop.
Hey, great job on the lawn.
Now do it again, and this time leave it a little longer.
CHRIS: Hey, Dad. Hurry up. You're missing Gumbel 2 Gumbel.
They caught the guy, and now they're interviewing him.
Purse snatching, society's fault, or one man's cry for help?
What are you talking about? I wanted her freakin' money.
What the hell's wrong with him?
Some other time, Chris. Now, where's my shoes?
These people are worshipping you.
Don't you think there's someone who might resent that?
A being who's all-knowing and all-powerful?
Someone's got a pretty high opinion of herself.
Not me, Peter. God. The real God.
What's the big deal?
So I told a little fib, and now people think I'm God.
When did God ever say He didn't want someone else...
...being worshipped like Him?
It's one of the Ten Commandments.
Come on. Those were written, like, 200 years ago. Times have changed!
PETER: Okay, let's stay calm.
Lois, if you're scared, I'll hold you until the lights are on again.
CHRIS: Dad, it's me. PETER: Go to your room.
That's the last of them.
I still don't know how every light bulb could go out at the same time.
Oh, my God.
That's not funny.
Those fanatics are building a golden idol of you on our lawn.
I look like a freakin' Emmy.
Damn it to hell!
This is embarrassing. I seem to have fleas.
That's never happened before.
PETER: Chris, puberty hit you like a ton of bricks.
What do you mean?
Don't you see what's happening?
Of course I do, Lois.
Our fresh-faced little boy is becoming a pock-marked...
...hideously disfigured man. Sunrise. Sunset.
No. The light bulbs last night, my fleas, Chris' pimples.
They're just like darkness, gadflies, and boils.
Three of the plagues God visited upon Egypt in the Old Testament.
Come on, there's a logical explanation for all those things.
There was a power surge, you don't bathe...
...and Chris has had acne problems since the fourth grade.
The kids were all calling him Crisco and Pizza Face...
...and Rootin'-Tootin' Raspberry. Remember, Chris?
Now I do.
Meg, what's wrong?
I was giving Stewie a bath, and...
Trust me, Meg, at his age, it's strictly involuntary.
No! The water, it turned all red and goopy, like blood!
How positively delightful. It's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!
Get out there and tell those people the truth.
Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!
There's gotta be an explanation for all this!
You want an explanation? God is pissed!
Let's get out of here!
[Eerie instrumental music]
[Sinister instrumental music]
Stop it! Stop worshipping me!
I'm just a big fake...
...like the moon landing and Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights...
...and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman!
I don't mean that completely untrue gay rumor.
They're just both really phony, just like me.
I'm sorry, okay? Now make it stop.
This is the final plague!
Good, it's starting to get really old.
The final plague is the death of the first-born son.
- No! Stewie! - The first-born son.
- Meg. - Your wife.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Hey, Dad, I can see a white light at the end of a long tunnel.
Oh, that's great, son. Light is good. Run towards the light.
No! Run away from the light!
Hey, Dad, do you think they got Gumbel 2 Gumbel in heaven?
Yes, son, and there's no reruns or commercials...
...and Kirstie Alley is still hot...
...and all those scrambled channels come in clear as a bell.
Please don't take him, God. I'm sorry.
We think the Griffin guy gets it.
Good, good. Peggy, turn off the plagues, please.
PEGGY: Yes, sir, Mr. Patterson.
[Awe-inspiring instrumental music]
I think the plagues went away.
- So did the white light. - Oh, honey!
Thank God! I mean, thank me!
Kidding! It was a joke!
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French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2