Family Guy 01x10 - Holy Crap
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LOIS: [Singing] "It seems today that all you see
"is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those good, old-fashioned values
"on which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
"all the things that make us
"laugh 'n' cry
"He's a family guy"
Mrs. Lipstein, I have bad news. The tumor is malignant.
I'm afraid you only have six months to live.
Oh, my God!
ANNOUNCER: Got milk?
Listen up, everybody. Your Grandpa Griffin is finally retiring.
Is he the one that smells like firewood and has big gray pussywillows in his ears?
Chris, that's a terrible word. "Pussywillows."
My dad worked at that mill for 60 years. That's almost 80 years.
Tomorrow we'll all go to a big dinner to honor him.
Why? We barely know him.
Yeah. How come he never visits us?
Kids, your grandfather has never been comfortable with the fact...
...that I'm not Catholic.
[Church bells ringing]
Dad loves all of us. He's just too busy working to show it.
He's been that way since I was a kid.
And now the winners of the father-son three-legged race.
First place, Bobby Hammill and his dad. Second place, Jimmy Lawson and his dad.
Third place, Peter Griffin and a stalk of corn.
Now that he's retiring, we can finally spend some time together.
I want us to have one of those father-son moments, like on TV.
Where we hug and the music goes...
[Band playing sentimental music]
Thanks, boys. Just like that.
Can you do that fluttery thing like when the Brady kids run down the stairs?
[Band playing fluttery music]
I don't want to tattle.
But is Bobby really a doctor?
Mom, I can't eat. I'm too grossed out by Grandpa's ears.
I know. They're like a big, gray enchanted forest.
Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross.
And they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
But seriously, tonight we here at Pawtucket Mill celebrate...
...the career of our oldest and most dedicated employee, Francis Griffin.
At mass this morning...
...it occurred to me that I may never see any of your faces again.
I just want to say that Jesus loves you.
But in my eyes, you're a bunch of sinners and slackers...
...who forced a hard-working old man to retire.
So you can take this shiny watch and shove it.
I adore this man!
That was some speech, Dad.
Yeah. It's a shame Grandma wasn't there to hear it.
Bless her heart. She's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.
Hit me, you five-card stud.
Aye, she's a rose.
It's a pity you couldn't find yourself a nice Irish Catholic girl, Peter.
Francis, this must be embarrassing for you.
I'm in the car.
Now that you're retired, you're coming to stay with us.
No more excuses. I'm putting my foot down.
Brian, buckle up. What do you say, Dad?
- I don't want to be a bother. - It's no bother, is it, Lois?
Of course not. It'll be fun.
You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all.
Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
There you go, Lois. You love kids.
Look at that.
Dad's reading Stewie to sleep, just like he never did for me.
"So God cast the pagans and sinners into the fiery bowels of Hell...
"...where their flesh burned in agony forever and ever."
Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible.
Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac.
That was a lovely service, Francis.
Super. And only three more hours till school.
I didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m. Mass.
I didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m. What else haven't you told me?
I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know.
A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!
Got to get me some of that.
Yes. We all enjoy the Bible in this house.
Really? What's your favorite book of the Bible?
That one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece...
...and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
Open this door! Open it, I say!
You might want to give that a minute or two.
I know what you're doing in there, and it's a sin!
If you ever do it again, you'll burn in Hell!
But I do it every day. Sometimes twice.
Mark my words, lad.
You may think you're alone, but God's watching.
Don't do it again!
God's watching me do number two?
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert.
How was school?
Good. Kevin walked me home.
- Kevin? - He lives next door.
He lives next door to a harlot!
Grandpa, we were just holding hands.
It'll be easy for him to take your hand when God strikes your heart with leprosy.
He can take it right home with him!
Lord, it's great to see you kids.
[Theme from The Dick Van Dyke Show]
[Cheerful theme music continues]
Francis, we were watching that.
I'll tell you how it ends. Laura burns the roast...
...and God kills her for parading her bum around in those pants!
[Baseball field organ music playing]
Yeah, not a bad way to kick off your retirement, huh, Dad?
Yeah, the magic of baseball has brought fathers and sons together...
...for millions of years.
Stewie's having fun.
Why does that man drop his club before he runs around?
I would bring it with me.
Hey, who wants a Fenway frank?
Nothing says, "Please talk to me, Daddy," like a Fenway frank.
Is there a bathroom here? I don't think I can wait anymore.
In a public restroom, lad?
For the good of your soul, show some restraint.
Hey, hot dog guy!
I'll get him.
Oh, no, Dad, they bring them to you.
Well, la-de-da. I don't need my food brought to me.
I'm not a broken-down old mule! I can still work!
I can still take orders!
Oh, hey! Hey, look! Hey, Dad!
Aw, crap. That was money well-spent.
He just left without saying anything? Where would he go?
I don't know. I asked him to buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.
I don't care if he ever gets back.
I wasn't being cute. I really hope he's dead.
Tom, the city of Boston is examining its conscience tonight...
...in preparation for a visit from the Pope.
That's right, Diane. I'll tell you what else will be examined, this cock.
The Rhode Island Cock Society is sponsoring free check-ups...
...for this year's Cock Awareness Week. I don't know why the suggestive name.
They could've just as easily gone with "rooster."
I'm telling you. Something must've happened to him.
He's probably hurt, or lost, or shanghaied by pirates!
That renegade pirate ship captained by the ruthless Peg Leg Swantoon!
Peter, calm down. It's his first night of retirement.
He's probably out enjoying himself.
He's in jail.
PETER: Dad, my God, are you okay?
Don't be using the Lord's name in vain!
He's okay! Thank God!
COP: It seems he broke into the old mill after hours.
We found him working on a kick press.
Dad, you left the ball game with me to go work in a mill?
Yes! I want to work! I want my job back!
But, Dad, you're retired.
I'd rather be dead.
I'll tell you what's dead. Vaudeville. You know what killed it? Talkie pictures.
But you can still make it. You just need a gimmick.
I, for one, am a tumbler. Here, watch my round-off.
Hey, be a sport. Take the pills out of my pocket and put one under my tongue.
I don't get it, Lois. Baseball's always been the secret to male bonding.
It even worked for Rosie O'Donnell and his father in A League of Their Own.
I hate to say this...
...but it doesn't seem like your dad is interested in bonding with you.
All he cares about is work.
Wait a second. Work! That's what'll bring us together.
We can start our own father-son business.
[Theme from Sanford & Son]
What are you doing with all them bathtubs, you heathen dummy?
Pop, why you gotta be like that?
We cut 'em in half, stick a Virgin Mary in them and sell them as shrines.
That's my boy. At least, that's what your mama always told me.
Now give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich.
Or you could just get your father a job with you at the toy factory.
That's an even better idea! Lois, you're a genius.
Now give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich.
LOIS: Peter, I can't hug you.
Cut it out. I'm serious.
And this is the nerve center of the whole factory, my station.
I assemble our new action figure, Zeke, the moody drifter.
You mean to tell me you stand here all day playing with dolls?
It's not easy. See, I gotta twist on his head...
...and stick a tiny pack of smokes in his torn denim jacket.
Any of you kids want to see a dead body?
Wait here, Dad.
Hey, Mr. Weed?
Listen, I was wondering if you might have a job for my dad.
Your father? He must be a man of at least 70.
Oh, yeah. But he's in great shape. Except his prostate.
At 2:00 a.m. Last night, I thought a horse was using the bathroom.
All finished. What's next?
You did my whole day's work in five minutes.
We should sell you to the circus, you freak!
I've never seen such productivity. How is this possible?
I'll tell you how it's possible.
Because this man always put his job before everything else.
His wife, his health, even his own son.
Especially his own son.
I need hear no more. Everyone, this is your new shop foreman.
Welcome aboard, sir. Lead as you see fit.
Dad, after all these years, you and me together, side by side, father and son.
Peter, this is truly a miracle. I'm so grateful.
Hold that thought. Hey, boys, you're on.
[Sentimental music playing]
Go ahead, Dad.
Thank you, Jesus.
I have a purpose in life again.
Hey! Break up the sewing circle and get back to work!
My, my. What a thumping good read!
Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours.
I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
Please don't say "pooh."
Are you all right? Where's your father?
Still at the factory. He's turning the break room into a chapel.
A chapel? Where will you all eat lunch?
Lois, lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin.
Bestiality is a sin.
I'm not sure how that came up exactly, but me and Dad have never been closer.
Having him at the factory is the best...
MAN: I got it.
Your dad stinks.
I'm working triple shifts, and I'm still not Employee of the Week.
How am I supposed to compete with that?
PETER: Where is he anyway?
This'll be for my fourth birdie. Looks like someone's in the zone.
Tough break there, Jesus.
Yup. Or was it?
Back to work, all of you! What's going on here?
Dad, some of the guys think that...
...since you took over, work is no fun.
- Work's not supposed to be fun. - Why not?
That's Satan talking! You're a failure as a worker and as a father!
Now wait a minute. I may not be perfect.
At least I love my kids enough not to spend every minute of the day working!
I'm a damn good father, and that's more than I can say about you!
Peter, you've never spoken to me like that before.
Well, in that case, I'm suing you for sexual harassment.
I'll see you at home.
GRANDPA: What are you doing, lad? CHRIS: Nothing!
GRANDPA: Something's wrong with your shower. The water's not cold enough.
I like me showers colder than a well digger's kerblocken.
I think it's time someone sits his kerfluffin' down...
...and has a talk with his unemployed son.
If he needs to talk...
...he'd best go to confession to beg forgiveness for all his failings!
Have a glorious day.
LOIS: How can you just sit there and let him talk like that?
He's right, Lois. I am no good.
Even my own dad doesn't love me. Face it. I'm going to Hell.
PETER: Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet...
...so I ripped her in half like a phone book.
STEWIE: Yes, the fat man's going to Hell.
And from the looks of his midsection, he'll burn like a tire dump for all eternity.
Oh! I love God!
He's so deliciously evil.
Stewie, eat your oatmeal. Honey, you're a wonderful husband...
...a loving father, and, for some reason I'll never understand...
...a very devoted son.
That's a nice thought, Lois, but sadly, it means nothing coming from you.
TOM: The moment has arrived at last.
We now go live to Logan International Airport...
...where the Pope's plane has just touched down.
EMCEE: Hello, Boston!
Are you ready to humble...
...yourself before God?
What? Have you all taken a vow of silence?
Then put your hands together for the one, the only...
...His Holiness, the Pope!
[Band playing upbeat music]
Hey, I just got a crazy idea!
Hey, I just got another crazy idea!
Hey, did you ever notice this? On page 375, it says "Jebus."
It's supposed to be "Jesus," right?
- Room service! - We didn't order no room service.
Actually I just wanted to check the honor bar.
The last Pope we had here filled his shaving kit with Necco wafers.
All right, wise guy, who are you?
I'm just a faithful Catholic man...
...with a family crisis only His Holiness can resolve.
I've never asked the church for anything, but I don't know where else to turn.
My heavens, son! Are you okay?
Yeah. I just got bounced by the Pope's road crew.
It's good you missed me. I'm to drive the Popemobile.
Any slight bump on the head knocks me unconscious for a few hours.
I always wake up fine, but it's just so darn inconvenient...
...to be knocked out that easily. Even by the slightest tap. Like this.
Taking it off here, Boss.
- Take it off there, Luke. - Wiping it off, Boss.
- Wipe it off, Nine. - Waving at the Pope here, Boss.
Wave at the Pope there, Luke.
Are you sure this is Boston?
Yeah, it's Boston. See, look, there's Harvard.
That's just a barn.
Someone went to Yale.
PETER: Lois, put the coffee on.
LOIS: Careful. I just cleaned the floor.
Your Holiness, this is such an honor.
Please, go into the living room and make yourself at home!
What is the Pope doing here?
Relax. I just hijacked his bubble car so he can convince my dad I'm a good guy.
You kidnapped the Pope?
This is the most reckless thing you've ever done!
Come on. What about the time I was on that airplane?
POPE: Peter, you've raised a fine family.
Well, my dad thinks I'm a screw-up. I was hoping you could change his mind.
He'd have to believe you. You're God's go-to guy.
Your father is entitled to his opinion.
But more important is what you think.
Look deep in your heart, my son.
Do you think you're a screw-up?
[Sentimental instrumental music]
No. I'm not. You know what? I'm a damn good father.
PETER: I have great kids. MEG: That's not what Grandpa says.
Grandpa is wrong.
Meg, it's not a sin for a girl your age to like boys.
And Chris, what you do in the bathroom is between you and God.
And if you're sorry, he'll forgive you.
Good for you, Peter.
But isn't there someone else you should speak to?
Yes, there is.
Scarecrow, you've had brains all along.
Same goes for your heart, Tin Man.
And Kristy McNichol, come back to television. We miss you.
I meant you should talk to your father.
PETER: You're right. You with me, big guy?
Peter, I go where I am needed.
To the Popemobile!
[Theme from Batman]
Remember when we brought in that stripper for Lombardi's birthday...
...and it turned out to be his son? I think this is gonna top it.
MAN: Wow, it's the Pope!
GRANDPA: Slothful sinners! You're here to work, not sit around with your...
Holy Mother! It's the Holy Father.
I am not worthy.
Rise, my son.
You are indeed worthy, for you have raised a fine son.
His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all.
Wow! And that's from the freakin' Pope!
So I guess you were wrong about me, Dad.
I was wrong all right.
Stand by, boys.
I was wrong about you!
You've gone soft on me, Holy Father!
Even a tambourine-shaking Baptist could tell this boy's no good!
Are you calling me a liar?
- Whoah, easy, Pontiff. - Because I'll excommunicate your sorry...
Okay, time out.
Oh! I have never met such an infuriating man!
You must have the patience of a saint.
Well, he's my dad. And I just want him to love me.
Peter, how could you say such a thing?
I love you with all me heart.
[Sentimental music playing]
- You do? - Of course.
I just don't like you. I don't like anything about you!
Keep playing. I think this is as good as it gets.
Dad, to be honest, I don't like you either.
Jeez, that's a terrible thing to say. I guess I am going to Hell.
The good Lord said to honor thy father.
He never said anything about liking him.
Well, in that case, Dad...
...l'm gonna eat meat on Fridays, golf on Sundays...
...laugh at Jewish comedians, and yes, sleep with my Protestant wife.
But I won't enjoy it. And she hates it.
Well, fine. I'll be on me way.
Take back your job, and give your old man a hug.
I love you, Dad.
I know you do, Son.
- What are you gonna do now? - I don't know.
I guess the good Lord doesn't have much use for an old man like me.
I suppose I could use another pair of hands on my tour.
You'd give Dad a job, even knowing what a jerk he is?
I have to. As you said, Peter, "I am the freakin' Pope."
[Crowd cheering on TV]
GRANDPA: All right, get back!
No flash photography, or you'll go straight to Hell! You!
You're in God's house, you heathen!
Take that cap off before I take it off for you!
I think your father found the perfect job.
Let's hope so. I love being a good father.
But I don't want to have to be a good son again for a long, long time.
GRANDMA: Peter, open the door, and break out the schnapps!
Guess who needs a place to sleep it off for the weekend?
- Mom? - Oh, my God, no!
Quick, everyone! Into the pod!
[Exciting instrumental music]
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Frasier 02x09 - Adventures in Paradise Part 2
Frasier 02x10 - Burying a Grudge
Frasier 02x11 - Seat of Power
Frasier 02x12 - Roz in the Doghouse
Frasier 02x13 - Retirement is Murder
Frasier 02x14 - Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice
Frasier 02x15 - You Scratch My Book
Frasier 02x16 - The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Frasier 02x17 - Daphnes Room
Frasier 02x18 - The Club
Frasier 02x19 - Someone to Watch Over Me
Frasier 02x20 - Breaking the Ice
Frasier 02x21 - An Affair to Forget
Frasier 02x22 - Agents In America Part 3
Frasier 02x23 - The Innkeepers
Frasier 02x24 - Dark Victory
Freddys Revenge A
Free Willy 1993
Free Willy 2 - The Adventure Home
Free Willy 3 - The Rescue
French Connection II (1975)
French Connection The
Fresh Bait 1995
Friday Night (2002)
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 8
Friends - 02x03 - the one where heckles dies
Friends - 02x09 - the one with with phoebes dad
Friends - 02x11 - the one with the lesbian wedding
Friends - 02x13 - the one after the superbowl part 2
Friends - 02x15 - the one where ross and rachel you know
Friends - 02x16 - the one where joey moves out
Friends - 02x18 - the one where dr ramoray dies
Friends - 02x20 - the one where old yeller dies
Friends - 02x22 - the one with two parties
Friends - 02x24 - the one with barry and mindys wedding
Friends - 10x01 - TOW After Joey And Rachel Kiss
Friends - 10x02 - TOW Where Ross Is Fine
Friends - 10x03 - TOW Ross Tan
Friends - 10x04 - TOW the cake
Friends - 10x05 - TOW Rachels Sister Babysits
Friends - 10x06 - TOW Rosss Grant
Friends - 10x07 - TOW The Home Study
Friends - 10x08 - TOW the late Thanksgiving
Friends - 10x09 - TOW the birth mother
Friends - 10x10 - TOW Chandler Gets Caught
Friends - 10x11 - TOW The Stripper Cries
Friends - 10x12 - TOW Phoebes Wedding
Friends - 10x13 - TOW Joey Speaks French
Friends - 10x14 - TOW Princess Consuela
Friends - 3 22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x01 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Friends - 3x02 - The One Where No Ones Ready
Friends - 3x03 - The One With the Jam
Friends - 3x04 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Friends - 3x05 - The One With Frank Jr
Friends - 3x06 - The One With the Flashback
Friends - 3x07 - The One With the Race Car Bed
Friends - 3x08 - The One With the Giant Poking Device
Friends - 3x09 - The One With the Football
Friends - 3x10 - The One Where Rachel Quits
Friends - 3x11 - The One Where Chandler Cant Remember
Friends - 3x12 - The One With All the Jealousy
Friends - 3x13 - The One Where Monica and Richard
Friends - 3x14 - The One With Phoebes Ex-Partner
Friends - 3x15 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take
Friends - 3x16 - The One the Morning After
Friends - 3x17 - The One Without the Ski Trip
Friends - 3x18 - The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Friends - 3x19 - The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Friends - 3x20 - The One With the Dollhouse
Friends - 3x21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
Friends - 3x22 - The One With the Screamer
Friends - 3x23 - The One With Rosss Thing
Friends - 3x24 - The One With Ultimate Fighting Champ
Friends - 3x25 - The One at the Beach
Friends - 4x01 - The One With the Jellyfish
Friends - 4x02 - The One With the Cat
Friends - 4x03 - The One With the Cuffs
Friends - 4x04 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Friends - 4x05 - The One With Joeys New Girlfriend
Friends - 4x06 - The One With the Dirty Girl
Friends - 4x07 - The One Where Chandler Crosses
Friends - 4x08 - The One With Chandler in a Box
Friends - 4x09 - The One Where They are Going
Friends - 4x10 - The One With the Girl from
Friends - 4x11 - The One With Phoebes Uterus
Friends - 4x12 - The One With the Embryos
Friends - 4x13 - The One With Rachels Crush
Friends - 4x14 - The One With Joeys Dirty Day
Friends - 4x15 - The One With All the Rugby
Friends - 4x16 - The One With the Fake Party
Friends - 4x17 - The One With the Free Porn
Friends - 4x18 - The One With Rachels New Dress
Friends - 4x19 - The One With All the Haste
Friends - 4x20 - The One With All the Wedding Dresses
Friends - 4x21 - The One With the Invitation
Friends - 4x22 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
Friends - 4x23 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 1
Friends - 4x24 - The One With Rosss Wedding - part 2
Friends - 5x01 - The One After Ross Says Rachel
Friends - 5x02 - The One With All the Kissing
Friends - 5x03 - The One Hundreth
Friends - 5x04 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Friends - 5x05 - The One With the Kips
Friends - 5x06 - The One With the Yeti
Friends - 5x07 - The One Where Ross Moves In
Friends - 5x08 - The One With All the Thanksgivins
Friends - 5x09 - The One With Rosss Sandwich
Friends - 5x10 - The One With the Inappropiate Sister
Friends - 5x11 - The One With All the Resolutions
Friends - 5x12 - The One With Chandlers Work Laugh
Friends - 5x13 - The One With Joeys Bag
Friends - 5x14 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out
Friends - 5x15 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Friends - 5x16 - The One With the Cop
Friends - 5x17 - The One With Rachels
Friends - 5x18 - The One Where Rachel Smokes
Friends - 5x19 - The One Where Ross Cant Flirt
Friends - 5x20 - The One With the Ride-Along
Friends - 5x21 - The One With the Ball
Friends - 5x22 - The One With Joeys Big Break
Friends - 5x23 - The One in Vegas
Friends - 6x01 - The One After Vegas
Friends - 6x02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Friends - 6x03 - The One With Rosss Denial
Friends - 6x04 - The One Where Joey Loses His
Friends - 6x05 - The One With Joeys Porsche
Friends - 6x06 - The One On the Last Night
Friends - 6x07 - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Friends - 6x08 - The One With Rosss Teeth
Friends - 6x15
Friends 7x01 - The One with Monicas Thunder
Friends 7x02 - The One With Rachels Book
Friends 7x03 - The One With Phoebes Cookies
Friends 7x04 - The One With Rachels Assistant
Friends 7x05 - The One With The Engagement Picture
Friends 7x06 - The One With The Nap Partners
Friends 7x07 - The One with Rosss Library Book
Friends 7x08 - The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs
Friends 7x09 - The One With All the Candy
Friends 7x10 - The One With The Holiday Armadillo
Friends 7x11 - The One With All The Cheesecakes
Friends 7x12 - The One Where They are Up All Night
Friends 7x13 - The One Where Rosita Dies
Friends 7x14 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Friends 7x15 - The One With Joeys New Brain
Friends 7x16 - The One With the Truth About London
Friends 7x17 - The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Friends 7x18 - The One With Joeys Award
Friends 7x19 - The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin
Friends 7x20 - The One With Rachels Kisses
Friends 7x21 - The One With the Vows
Friends 7x22 - The One With Chandlers Dad
Friends 7x23 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 1
Friends 7x24 - The One With Monica and Chandlers Wedding Part 2
Friends 9x01 - The One Where No One Proposes
Friends 9x02 - The One Where Emma Cries
Friends 9x03 - The One With The Pediatrician
Friends 9x04 - The One With The Sharks
Friends 9x05 - The One With Phoebes Birthday Dinner
Friends 9x06 - The One With The Male Nanny
Friends 9x07 - The One With Rosss Inappropriate Song
Friends 9x08 - The One With Rachels Other Sister
Friends 9x09 - The One With Rachels Phone Number
Friends 9x10 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa
Friends 9x11 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
Friends 9x12 - The One With Phoebes Rats
Friends 9x13 - The One Where Monica Sings
Friends 9x14 - The One With The Blind Dates
Friends 9x15 - The One With The Mugging
Friends 9x16 - The One With The Boob Job
Friends 9x17 - The One With The Memorial Service
Friends 9x18 - The One With The Lottery
Friends 9x19 - The One With Rachels Dream
Friends 9x20 - The One With The Soap Opera Party
Friends 9x21 - The One With The Fertility Test
Friends 9x22 - The One With The Donor
Friends 9x23-24 - The One In Barbados 1 2)
Frisson des vampires Le
From Beijing with love
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn 3 The Hangmans Daughter
From Justin To Kelly (Special Edition)
Frusta e il corpo La
Fudoh The New Generation 1996
Fugitive The - The Chase Continues
Fukssvansen (Chop Chop)
Full Frontal 2002
Full Metal Jacket
Full Time Killer
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD1
Fun Movie (2002 Korean) CD2
Fun in Acapulco (Richard Thorpe 1963)
Funeral Parade of Roses
Funeral in Berlin
Fury The (1978)
Futurama 1x01 - Space Pilot 3000
Futurama 1x02 - The Series Has Landed
Futurama 1x03 - I Roommate
Futurama 1x04 - Loves Labors Lost in Space
Futurama 1x05 - Fear of a Bot Planet
Futurama 1x06 - A Fishful of Dollars
Futurama 1x07 - My Three Suns
Futurama 1x08 - A Big Piece of Garbage
Futurama 1x09 - Hell is Other Robots
Futurama 2x01 - A Flight to Remember
Futurama 2x02 - Mars University
Futurama 2x03 - When Aliens Attack
Futurama 2x04 - Fry and the Slurm Factory
Futurama 3x01 - Amazon Women in the Mood
Futurama 3x02 - Parasites Lost
Futurama 3x03 - A Tale of Two Santas
Futurama 3x04 - The Luck of the Fryrish
Futurama 3x05 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz
Futurama 3x06 - Bendless Love
Futurama 3x07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
Futurama 3x08 - Thats Lobstertainment
Futurama 3x09 - The Cyber House Rules
Futurama 3x10 - Insane in the Mainframe
Futurama 3x10 - Where The Buggalo Roam
Futurama 3x12 - The Route of All Evil
Futurama 3x13 - Bendin in the Wind
Futurama 3x14 - Time Keeps on Slippin
Futurama 3x15 - I Dated a Robot
Futurama 3x16 - A Leela of Her Own
Futurama 3x17 - A Pharaoh To Remember
Futurama 3x18 - Anthology of Interest Part 2
Futurama 3x19 - Roswell That Ends Well
Futurama 3x20 - Godfellas
Futurama 3x21 - Future Stock
Futurama 3x22 - The 30 Iron Chef
Futurama 4x01 - Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
Futurama 4x02 - Leelas Homeworld
Futurama 4x03 - Love and Rocket
Futurama 4x04 - Less Than Hero
Futurama 4x05 - A Taste of Freedom
Futurama 4x06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Futurama 4x07 - Jurassic Bark
Futurama 4x08 - Crimes of the Hot
Futurama 4x09 - Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles
Futurama 4x10 - The Why of Fry
Futurama 4x11 - Where no Fan Has Gone Before
Futurama 4x12 - The Sting
Futurama 4x13 - Bend Her
Futurama 4x14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
Futurama 4x15 - The Farnsworth Parabox
Futurama 4x16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Futurama 4x17 - Spanish Fry
Futurama 4x18 - The Devils Hands are Idle Playthings
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD1
Fyra Nyanser Av Brunt CD2