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X-Files 2x07 ThreeClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "X-Files 2x07 Three"Click here to download the movie "X-Files 2x07 Three"More Links:Damn. There's ash in the wine|from the fires in Malibu Canyon. You can almost see|from here. I want you to know I...|I don't do this. I mean, I'm not|one of those guys... that sends his family|on vacation just so he can... - But when I met you|at the corporate party, I...|- Shh. It'll be worth it. I'll do things with you|no one's ever done. - Let's start in the bedroom|and work our way downstairs.|- Okay. - Don't let the media in on the|writings in blood on the wall.|- Okay. Excuse me, sir, if I can ask your indulgence,|this is a restricted crime scene. Agent Mulder.|I'm with the Bureau. - Nobody called the Bureau.|- They should have. Look, L.A.P.D. has seen...|I don't know, what... maybe a couple of weird|crime scenes down the years. - I think we can handle things.|- There's no time for rivalries. I don't care about credit for the arrest|or what goes on whose record. In the past year,|these killers have murdered six people.|They only kill at night. By the end of the week, two more people|will be dead, and they will be gone. - Just how do you know all this?|- There's a file on the murders. I've studied it. I've been waiting|three months for them to reappear. Just how can you be sure that|these are the same killers? The wire reported a body|was found drained of blood, bite marks on the exterior jugular|and median cubital veins. Every mirror in the house|was smashed. Yeah, well, it's what the wire didn't|report that distinguishes this scene. There's writings on the wall...|written in the victim's blood. "He who eats of my flesh and drinks|of my blood shall have eternal life... and I will raise them up|on the last day". They have the same feeble|literal grasp of the Bible... as all those big-haired|preachers do. The victim,|was he a father? Yeah, three boys.|The family's been notified. In Memphis they murdered|James Ellis, 58, the father of|Ellis and Sons Clothiers. The second victim|was a Korean woman, Linda Sun. The third victim was|a Jesuit theologian. Excuse me. In Portland, three months ago,|the first victim was a priest. The second victim was the only|son in a family of six children. The last victim was the owner|of a New Age bookshop, the Holy Spirit. I believe that's how they perceive|themselves as a kind of unholy trinity. They use these to extract the blood,|and then store it for a quick fix later. Their need is insatiable, but murdering for blood|risks exposure and capture. If my profile of the previous|cases holds true, they've been living in the city|and working near blood products|for the past month. Look, Agent Mulder... Look, I'm really sorry I was|such a hard-ass back there, but in this town, it's|really tough to trust anyone. Truth is, I'd be happy to have|You work on our investigation. - Now, this is Detective Gwynn...|- I'm working alone. An FBI agent|without a partner? Look, Mulder, our department's|under a crisis alert now... because of the fires|in the canyon. The fact is, I don't think I can free up|any resources for you right now. I only need one thing. - Hollywood Blood Bank. Yeah, hi. This is Marty Mulder|from your payroll service. I have a question regarding|the W-4 form of a recent employee. - You mean Frank?|- When was he hired? A couple weeks ago.|He's the night watchman. - Hey! Easy, man. Easy.|- Federal agent! Sorry, man.|I didn't know you was there. Damn freak night watchman down there|always breakin' the lightbulbs. I'll wait up stairs. Federal agent!|Freeze! Turn off the lights!|Turn 'em off! You're killing me.|Turn 'em off! Turn 'em off. - Tell us your real name.|- I can't take it. Turn off the lights!|You're killing me. Turn them off! Please! Turn off the lights!|Please. Turn them off! That better? I'll only talk to him. Lucky you. You know what we are. What are you? He is the father, I am the son|and she is the unholy spirit. And the three of you|killed Garrett Lorre. No. Your fingerprints were found|at the crime scene.|- No! When a snake eats a fly,|it's not murder. It just is. Frogs eat flies. - Are you dead? - I never will be.|- Do you believe that? Don't you|wanna live forever? Not if draw string pants|come back into style. Look, what nobody|realizes is that... there is no after life! I know this...|Listen to me. Listen to me. I know this because when we prolong|our lives by taking theirs, all I see is such...|horror.... in their eyes. That's because at that moment,|they're face to face with death. And suddenly they realize|there's nothing else. There's no heaven.|There's no soul. There's just rot,|and there's just decay. And I will never, ever, ever,|ever have to face that. It's a stiff price, though.|Look at yourself, drinking blood, living in darkness,|unable to see your reflection. Or is that just a myth? I can't be seen in a mirror. Look... anything worth|anything has a price. When I'm standing|next to your deathbed... looking as young|as I look right now, and I see that fear|in your eyes... at the moment of death, then... then tell me|the price is too stiff. It's more likely I'll|be looking into your eyes... at the moment before they|lead you into the gas chamber. But that's a moment|you won't have to face|if you tell me where the others are. Why would I? They're the only ones|that can kill me. Well, if you are|what you say you are, I know what can kill you. It would be very easy|to cover those windows. Just tell me where|the other two are. In a couple of hours,|there will be no escaping the sun, son. If he wants to talk,|cover the windows and call me. What if he turns into a bat|and flies out through the bars? That man is clearly delusional, but I get the sense that not|even he believes his own claims. For now, we've gotta play|along with his beliefs. I'm hoping that the sunlight|will give him an excuse to talk. Why don't you go back to your hotel|and get some sleep? I didn't check into|a hotel room. I don't sleep anymore. Number four right away!|Number four right away! An edemaballat thenostrils, rupture of the skull|due to internal steam pressure... These are indications of long exposure|to extreme temperatures, not sunburn for 15 seconds. The guards found|no flammable materials? I had believed that... this man's illness|was psychological. There is a condition|known as Gunther's Disease. congenital erythropoietic porphyria|creating cutaneous photo sensitivity. I'm familiar with porphyria.|It's an affliction that causes|lesions and blisters... when skin is exposed to sunlight,|not fourth-degree burns. Sufferers may have|ahema deficiency... which can be supplemented|by a small ingestion of blood, not the kind of blood thirst|that this man had. It's probably ignorance|of porphyria as a disease... that led to the creation of vampire|myths in Asia in the Middle Ages. I had dismissed|the possibility... of the actual existence|of such a creature as myth. You are really upsetting me...|on several levels. - When will you get|the blood tests back?|- Next week. What's this|purple stain here? Could be an ink stamp,|like they give at a party or a club. Can you read it? It is possible that the heat|burned the ink permanently... into the lower levels|of the skin. An old coroner's trick. I can make a quarter appear|from behind your ear. Are you about to ask|what a normal person like me|is doing in a place like this? How do you define normal? Misha, red wine. I don't.|How do you? All I know is|normal is not what I feel. You've lost someone. Not a lover,|a friend. I'll get these. "He who drinks my blood..." - "Has eternal life". - You're not interested|in this place, in what we do.|- How do you know? You're afraid of me. I take the life of others... inside me... into my blood. I need to know. All day long|I deal with equity, notes, bonds, nothing that's real. And this gives|my life... life. My name's Kristen.|It's a normal name. AIDS. Aren't you afraid? I wish I could die. The father.|The sun. I don't know who you are, freak,|but we're two consenting adults. Now, get the hell|outta here. Kristen? Kristen! Kristen. Come out. Hmm. It's my turn. Don't worry.|I took care of that guy. I told you I'd protect you. The murderers cut off|the power supply at some point,|and the phone. Fits their M.O. Agent Mulder, this is our forensic|dentist you requested, Dr.Jacobs. How do you do? I don't want to bias your report,|but I need a preliminary examination... for anything unnatural. Uh-huh. Shine the light down here. Agent Mulder. All this time I've been|putting raspberry sauce on ice cream. Check these prints immediately. One will be the victim's, the other|should be the woman we're looking for. Right. Well, the bites are not done|by an animal. These are human. And realize this is|a cursory exam, but I'd say they were made|by three different people. The unholy spirit. - We've got the front.|You go around the back.|- Uh-huh. You, check the garage. Okay, do it.|Open her up. Miss Kilar?|Los Angeles Police Department. We have a warrant|to search the premises. I found these,|veterinary needles. The size matches the puncture|wounds on the previous victims. And look at this.|This is from a snakebite kit. It's placed over the wound|to extract poison. - Only this one...|- Has blood in it. Detective?|Over here. Well, she wasn't at work,|and she's not here. She's gone,|and she's not coming back. Special Agent Fox Mulder, Federal Bureau|of Investigation. They're after you. How do you know? The bread, legends in|Eastern European countries. It said that one can protect one's self|by eating bread filled with blood. You were protecting|yourself. And now you're|protecting me? I think it's best if I took you|into protective custody. They'll kill once more.|They'll try to kill you, Hmm. Why are you here alone? Because you think|you're not afraid? Because you need to know? You need to know they are|who they believe they are. What I believe you to be. One change in the wind,|and the fires will move this way. Have you ever tasted blood? No, you haven't. Blood tastes... dangerous. It's sweet... and thick. You were in Memphis and Portland|when the other murders occurred. How are you connected? When I was a little girl,|my father beat me. Abuse is too frail a word. He showed his love for me|by beating me. I was dead. One night he hit me|so hard, he knocked out two teeth|and locked me in my room. The blood poured from my mouth|onto the floor... and down my throat. It was the only way|I knew I was alive. I met John in Chicago. You know him|as the "son". He also beat me. I guess that's the way|it works sometimes. He hit me once|and cut open my lip. I was angry, and as revenge, I jumped on him|and I bit through his lip. He tasted my blood, and I tasted his. After that,|we were into blood sports. But... I never... I lost him. One night he came home|with two others... and it turned... unnatural. I left him,|and I moved to Memphis. But they followed you. They want you. I'm tired of running. And you're here|to protect me. Are you trying|to ward me off? It's from someone I lost. Well, I hope you find her. The one you lost,|John, he's... dead. But they've picked up another.|They're three again. Kristen, I think you'll be safer if you|come back to the police station with me. Without him,|they won't come for me. I won't go. Then I won't go. You need to get cleaned up. - Yeah? No mirrors. I don't like the way I look. It makes this hard. I'll do it. Hmm. It's not who you are. It doesn't make you happy. I've been watching. I had to wait... for you to finish. I had to wait|to tell you... it's true. I was as surprised|as anybody. You can live forever. Everybody else just dies,|but we... we come back. The spirit showed me. And now she'll show you. We live in a|different world, Kristen. And nobody on the outside|can end my life. You can't kill me, but I can kill you. I know, Kristen,|what I did to you. It was... If I were to die,|I would certainly go to hell... for what I did. But I love you,|and I can at one for eternity. Kill him... and we'll be together. You've got to drink|the blood of his spirit. - But he's no...|- He is. A spirit is one who believes. He knows we're possible. You don't have much time|before the sun comes up. Cut him open, and we'll finish. - You have to go. - They here?|- The fire. - You have to go.|- My car's down the hill. Mine's in the garage.|The keys are in it. You have to get|your things. I'll be right there. He's not dead. John's alive.|I saw him. Come on. - You all right?|- I won't leave without him. I'll go. We will rise up! You can't kill us!|You're not one of us! But I will be. I'm tasting the blood|of a believer. But you haven't|taken a life. I'll take mine. Don't do that. Don't do that!|Don't, don't, don't! No, no, no! Agent Mulder. I'm sorry.|We found four bodies, all dead. - The remains?|- The fire was extremely hot. It's just ashes and bones. |
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