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Oh, shit. Hello, Helen.|I'd almost forgotten you work here. I know, I know.|You'd almost forgotten I work here, but I swear I was up all night|toying with ideas for the fashion show, and I've really hit|on something. You see... What? I took 4 bottles of vodka on Friday.|It was my birthday. You know that. I was having a party, and I was|running late, so I borrowed some. - I bought some more to replace it.|- Not a lot of use to me when I have nothing to offer|the executives who drop by late Friday. You could have told them|you'd run out. It's popular stuff. Bullshit, bullshit.|We're in P R. That's what we do, isn't it? But you didn't do that, did you, Paul? No. So I'm out, am I? Well, this is just perfect. Congratulations.|You wanted me out for ages. Now you've done it.|Very well done. Theft. Pretty foolproof. OK. I'll go. I'll go.|I was getting a bit choked up with all the testosterone|flying about the place. It's best I get out|before I start growing a penis. Told you... Lesbian. Whoops. Thank you. 'District Line information.|Due to a derailment at Victoria, District Line trains|are subject to extensive delay.' 'We suggest you find|alternative means of transport.' You all right, luv?|Oh, it's a bit of a nasty cut. Might need a couple of stitches. ## She's dragged me to the floor # Just like she did before # # And I can't take it no more ## - Beatles lyrics, eh?|- What? Elastic Thrombosis -|they're guilty of lyric poaching. - They're Beatles lyrics, aren't they?|- I don't know. Sorry. Of course you do. Everyone is born|knowing Beatles' lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the foetus|along with all the amniotic stuff. In fact, they should be called|The Foetles. Not a fan, clearly. Funny how nobody talks|on the tubes, isn't it? I rarely catch|the tube myself, or lifts. Confined spaces, everybody|shuts down. Why is that? Perhaps we think everybody on the tube|is a potential psychopath or a drunk, so we close down and pretend|to read a book or something. Look, I don't think you're a psychopath,|I just want to read my book. I understand. I apologise. I'm in a little bit of a good mood today|as a matter of fact, so I'll just... Sorry. Have we met before?|No, no. Honestly. - You seem familiar.|- I don't think so. Yes. Yes, you were in the lift just now.|You dropped your earring, I picked it up. - Oh, yes. You did. Thank you.|- Pleasure. - Do you work there?|- I did do, but I've just been fired, OK? Oh, that's... - That's horrible. I'm sorry.|- It's OK. You didn't do it. Thank you for your concern.|I'm glad you're in a good mood, et cetera. Thank you for picking up my earring,|but I just want to read my book. I get off at this stop. I'm only telling you in case|you get off at this stop, too, and you get off before me,|and you think I'm following you. Which I'm not.|I mean, I wouldn't. You know? I really didn't mean any offence. Please|forgive me. I'm really not a nutcase. I apologise. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sure you're not a nutcase|or a psycho or anything, it's just that I'm not...|I'm not that good at, um... - you know...|- Constructing sentences? Anyway... - I'm James.|- Helen. I never figured out|why we didn't make it, Gerry. You went back to America, remember?|I couldn't afford the bus fares. I came back, though. Turn my back for three years, and|you callously ditch me for another woman. I know. I suppose|I'm just naturally impetuous. I live with someone.|A man. I live with a man. - Really?|- Mmm. I have people I consider soul mates|who don't confide in me this much. And what would he say if he knew|you were walking up from the tube in broad daylight|with a complete stranger? Big deal. It was nice to meet you, Helen.|Sorry about your job. Really. I suppose being a Gemini|has its down sides. Hey, remember what|the Monty Python boys say. What, "Always look|on the bright side of life"? No. "Nobody expects|the Spanish Inquisition." ## ... out in the streets to find out # # Who's right and who's wrong # # Oh, Candy and Ronnie #|# haven't seen them yet # # Oh, but they're so spaced out # # B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets # # Ohh! #|# But they're weird and they're wonderful # # Ohh! Benny... # # You know, I read it in the magazines... ## Ohh! Ohh! - F-f-f-fuck!|- Yes! What? I didn't think you liked Elton John. I... I do sometimes. You really shouldn't stop like that. Set a woman back three days|doing a thing like that. - Who is she?|- She is Lydia. Well, I've had a dreadful day.|I got sacked. So did you, it would seem. - Cup of tea?|- That'd be nice. You bastard! You bastard!|You useless, shagging bastard! I come home and catch you up to your nuts in Lady-shagging-Godiva! I am working all hours|to support you while you are supposedly|writing your first novel. How long, huh? Do you love her?|No, don't tell me. I'm not interested. No, do tell me.|I am interested. I'm only asking because I need to know|exactly how big a mug I am. Look... look... Hello! - Helen? Is that you?|- No, it's your bit of stuff. Wednesday...|shag day, remember? ## How can you stay #|# when your heart says no? # # How can you stop #|# when your feet say go? # Have you just got up,|you lazy git? No. Uh...? Well, I, uh... I didn't sleep that well last night.|And then, you know when you left, I kind of... I went into a really...|a really, really deep, deep, deep sleep. I think I might be coming down|with a... Anyway, what are you doing home|at this time of... Oh, my God! What happened to you? Well, it depends. - Which story do you want first?|- What? Well... I got mugged and... - What are you doing?|- I can't stand Elton John. You know that. Well, anyway, listen... tell me what happened?|What happened to your head? I got mugged and sacked,|only not in that order. Though it wasn't an actual mugging,|it was only an attempted mugging according to the police|because they didn't... - Whoa, whoa.|- Because they didn't... Wait a sec. Come here.|Come here. Now sit down. Just sit here, OK? Now... you're in shock, darling, OK? You had... a little bit of a shock.|Now just relax. Do you want a brandy? - It's 4:00 in the afternoon.|- Of course it is. Sorry. Gerry... - Are you OK?|- Me? I'm fine. Fine. Anyway, anyway...|t-tell me, what happened. And I just couldn't help thinking if I had caught that train,|it would never have happened. I'd have been home|ages ago. Oh, well,|don't wonder about things like that. You know. "If only this...",|and "What if that..." It's done now. Come on. Follow. Splash. I'm going to take you out and get you alarmingly|out of your head on Grolsch. And then dry. And then follow.|Follow. Follow, follow, follow. And then, when you've sung all your|favourite Barbara Streisand songs at the top of your voice|and got us slung out of the pub... Yeah. Put this on. I'm gonna let you have carnal knowledge|of a lamb passanda, which your diet does not allow,|with a double tarka dahl, which you can then puke all over the pristine doorstep|of Herr and Frau Goebbels next door, and I'll help you. I love you, Gerry. Gerry, she's not here. Anna, you're Helen's best friend.|Where else would she be? Come search the place if you want.|She's not here, Gerry. What is it you've done, anyway?|Can't be that nice if she's walked out. OK, look, I'm sorry. Look, if she|comes here, just let me know or get her to ring me or something.|That's all I ask. Like you say, Gerry,|I'm Helen's best friend. If she comes here,|I'll do what SHE asks. ## I'll have this meagre defence # # I was hoping that # # You're an amateur # # I was hoping that # # You'd know better # # But I've been wrong before ## Well, she's got a point.|You can't stand Elton John. Forget about Elton John.|That's not the issue. What do I do? Gerry, you've told me for weeks you|couldn't hack it juggling Helen and Lydia, and you wish you hadn't got|involved with her again. I know. - You weren't cut out for infidelity.|- I know. But you couldn't end it with Lydia|'cause you weren't sure how she'd take it. - I know all this.|- And I told you something... if you remember my words... something|ungoverned by you would happen to bring the situation|to a head. - I know.|- And something has. It's not funny, actually, Russell. I'm sorry, old man. I beg to differ. It is funny.|It's very, very, very funny. And look at you. You're not rushing|about frantically trying to find her. I went to Anna's.|She wasn't there. Oh, went to Anna's?|Boy, you're a one-man SAS crack unit. - You want my opinion?|- Will I like it? Well, of course not.|It'll be based on reality. No, no, no.|You don't advertise a new restaurant. It's very uncool.|It's word of mouth. People talk. And how do these people|who talk know where you are so that they can talk|about you? It's your restaurant, Clive.|I just want it to work. Helen. Hello. James. Rather annoying chatty|bloke on the tube? Oh, yes. Hi. You look all stressed up|with nowhere to go. It's only a job.|You'll get another one. No, it's something else,|isn't it? Sometimes it helps|to just say whatever it is out loud. It also helps if people mind their own|business and leave you alone. Sorry. When I left you at the tube earlier,|I went home and found my boyfriend... In bed with another woman?|Shit. Oh, I'm sorry.|It's... I mean... - What an idiot.|- It's OK. You weren't to know. No, not me. Your boyfriend.|He's an idiot. Sorry. It's not my place. It's OK. Look, if it makes you feel any better,|you see that bloke over there? Not only does he own|a set of crocodile-skin luggage, but his favourite|TV program is Baywatch. So you see, there's always|someone sadder than you. - Do you love him?|- No. I could never love a Baywatch fan. Hey, you did a joke in the midst of your turbulent|emotional state. That's very positive. Listen, if you decide you want|company, we're over here, OK? I'm really sorry, Helen. Two of your most disgustingly|large Grolsches, please, and a large Jack Daniels with ice,|and I'll have the same. You're behind.|Can we have another? 15? Gerry came looking for you. - Is it what I think?|- It depends. Is what you think that I walked in on him|shagging Lydia in my bed, and I walked out? - Pretty much.|- Then, yes. Oh. Hold on. Yeah? 'This morning was sensational.' - Oh. I can't... Sorry. I can't hear you.|- 'Gerry?' - I can't hear you.|- 'Can you hear me? ' Didn't know it was on.|Ready, steady, go! See you, James. - Who's that?|- My friend. Come on, you.|Let's get you home. - Right.|- Drunken eejit. OK. Whoa. And again. Come along. - Can I give you a lift anywhere?|- Yeah, that would be great. Thank you. Hands up if you drank|too much, eh? Hey, I'm not as drunk|as thinkle peep I am. Put a wick in her mouth,|and she'd burn for a fortnight. 9 Menlove Avenue. Thanks a lot. French bean, some chicken,|some rice... - One more little Indian.|- No. - Oh, come on.|- Really. I'll be sick. Well, but we've gotta move locations|for that, so don't swallow for ten minutes. He didn't fancy me. He offered us a lift.|He was just being concerned. Uh-huh. Well, let me tell you,|if he'd been that concerned about me, I wouldn't be helping|you into bed right now. Am I in bed? Yes. You're staying with me for awhile. Don't worry. You'll be fine. Just fine. There we go. - There we go.|- Ohh. 'Are you some peculiar,|thus far undefined breed of dickhead?' 'You have two head problems...' One - that was close. Very close. Put in layman's terms,|she nearly caught you. And two - this is far more worrying|than the first one - you're talking to yourself|in the mirror again. Really bad sign. Bigger sip.|Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Don't throw up|all over me. There are no PR jobs. I'm going to need some|part-time work, Gerry. What you need|is a change of image. You know, it goes back and then,|you know, sort of comes like a slant. ## Baby, it's a changin' atmosphere # # And I've seen the signs, I know # # That it's right for me to go # # I'm on my way # # So when you think of yesterday # # Remember all the things we said # # And through the course of history # # I hope you'll still # # Remember me # # And there can't be no other way # # There's nothing left for us to say # # I've got to see it through alone # # I've got to do this on my own ## - For you there.|- Hey, gorgeous... what do you do when you're not|serving mad-cow burgers in here? Well now, let me see.|I get up about 7:30 am. Make and deliver sandwiches|in the West End during the day before I come here about 6:00|and finish at midnight. After that, if I've got any energy left,|I give me boyfriend a blowjob. Would you like|some mayonnaise with that? - You don't mean that.|- I do. Really. So, you were together two years and you've been sitting here|like suicide on a stick for a week. - Nine days, Anna.|- For nine days. But bollocks to him. Yes. I mean, why hasn't he even|called to see if I'm OK? To admit that he's a twat. Hello, Helen, it's Gerry.|I'm a twat. Please come home. I love you. All that shit.|Oh, I don't care anyway. Bollocks to him. - I'm over him.|- Oh, you're over him. Yes. Totally and utterly|and completely over him. - No, you're not.|- I am. - You're not.|- Anna, I'm over him. What do you mean I'm not?|How do you know I'm not? Well, two things really. You're still counting how long you've|been apart in days, hours and minutes. But the flashing red light way|of telling you're not over someone is reading their horoscope|in the hope they're going to get wiped out - in some freak napalming incident.|- Smart arse. - What is he?|- A wanker. Oh, Aries. Aries... Aries... Well, just shows how much I know. "With Mars in the ascendancy, you will get wiped out|in a freak napalming incident and Helen says bollocks to you."|This guy's good. You go.|No, I will. No, you.|I'm not in. I'm out. You don't know where or who with.|Especially who with. Quickly, go on! I am not answering|the door like this. Please, you have to.|It won't be him anyway. So there's no big deal, is there? Bollocks to him.|Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him.|Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him.|Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him. Come on.|If you don't drink your fatty drinks, you'll never really|achieve quality cellulite. Your haircut suits you,|by the way. No, it does.|It does. No gag. Never make a joke about women's hair,|clothes, or menstrual cycles. Page one. Look, James, maybe I shouldn't be here. I'm sorry. I'm not being fair. You know, under|normal circumstances etcetera, you're really nice and funny.|My friend Anna thinks you're cute. Wait, hold, hold.|Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Shit, I just blew...|Wait. Oh, 2.85...|2.85 on the wrong girl. Helen, listen. Sometimes we are plonked|into people's lives when they just need|to be cheered up and reassured and it turns out|that for some reason it's your job. We don't know why.|In your case, it's my job. But, I'll be honest, the fact|that I find you moderately attractive, just makes the job|easier on my part. My intentions|are completely honourable. I have no desire to overstep|the mark. Seriously. You prefer diamonds or sapphires?|Sorry. - "Moderately attractive"?|- A-ha! I knew you were listening. Well, you know, lose the sad eyes,|the droopy mouth, I could get you an upgrade. So, having firmly established|the ground rules, what are you doing two weeks|on Saturday? - Probably killing myself.|- Excellent. What time does that finish? Do you like boats? Do you know|we haven't done that for two months? - Don't be daft.|- Two months... almost to the day. Almost to the day, listen to you.|What are we, a survey? Gerry, how did one of my Waterford|crystal brandy glasses get into|the laundry basket? - To the where?|- The laundry basket. I don't know. Can I answer|questions in seventies pop music? Last week, when I got the sack|and I came back, am I going mad? But wasn't there was some brandy|and two glasses on the dressing table? - I don't know. I couldn't really say.|- Well, there were, I'm sure. Oh, hang on, no, wait a minute.|No, I could say. There was a bottle|and one glass because... No, I'm certain there|were two glasses, Gerry. Helen, I'm not sure I like|where this conversation is going. No, I told you. I couldn't sleep,|so I got up in the night to get a drink|to knock myself out. It was still there in the afternoon|when you got home. I mean, you had also that day,|if you remember, had taken a blow to the... the head.|We just had a party. Maybe one of your mad friends|like Anna threw it there. I mean, Jesus! Let's spoil the moment|properly, shall we? What are you trying to say?|Am I shagging a brandy drinker? Yes. Gerry, ease up, will you?|For Christ's sake. I'm only asking. Oh, women never ask. No, they don't ask, they insinuate. And you are insinuating,|not very subtly, may I add, that I am... Thanks. No, no, no, no, no.|Thank you. Thanks. I mean, thank you. Thank you. I mean, this is the right time, isn't it,|to address our relationship, isn't it? I mean, it's... it's... it's perfect.|Perfect moment. Gerry, for God's sakes,|I asked a simple question. There's no need|to become Woody Allen. Thanks, James.|I'm sorry if you had a lousy time. Are you kidding? In my book, getting to drink|two chocolate milkshakes in one sitting represents social splendour.|It's one of the perks of being shallow. Take care, Helen.|You'll be fine. Thank you very much. It's amazing how you can actually learn|to despise inanimate objects. Like tin openers|that don't open tins, egg mayonnaise and Skipjack tuna.|You going out? Yeah. I was just writing you a note.|I'm off to the library. I have some stuff to read up on. OK. Well, I won't be more than|a couple of hours. - Would you rather I didn't go?|- No, no, of course not. Go. OK, bye. Lydia, what are you talking about?|She followed me. I said I was going to the library,|so I've come to the library. For God's sake! Of course I can't come now. What if she's|still lurking around the corner or something? 'So what? Is she there?' Lydia, I don't know why|she followed me. I'm not a sleuth. 'I have taken 2 hours off work, Gerry.' Please, don't get hysterical.|Look, I'm sorry! OK, I'm sorry! I booked our hotel in Dorset.|Are we still going? Do you want to cancel it? I mean,|is she going to follow us there? Do you want to end this... Yes. I mean, no.|I mean, no, I don't want... Of course we're still going up.|Don't... don't... Don't don't|don't don't what? I don't know. Look, we're going|to Dorset, OK? We're going to have a great time|and I'll talk to you tomorrow. Right, that's the lot. - You don't live there anymore.|- Thanks for going again, Anna. - Any evidence of her?|- Nothing that stood out. - Hello.|- 'Hi, it's James. Is Helen there?' Helen. It's James. Hello. Yes, tonight. You know, the tonight|that comes immediately after today. He wants|to go out tonight. Go. Please come.|It'll be a laugh. - OK.|- Great. See ya. - OK?|- Yeah. - She doesn't want to leave here.|- I know. She's really frail, James.|Do you want me to postpone my trip? There's another course|later in the year. It's only a couple of weeks.|You should go. - You sure? It's not that important.|- It is important. I want you to go. OK. It's going to be hard|to leave this place, James. But you've still got the London flat. You'll be nearer the hospital, and|you can get much better crack in town. Hey, you know|what the Monty Python boys say... "Nobody expects|the Spanish Inquisition." I know. Exactly! Sorry. Let me just... Lydia's becoming|more and more demanding. And you feel bad because Helen's|working night and day to keep the money coming in.|But you've asked Helen to come on a research trip to Dorset with you,|knowing that she won't be able to... to cover up the fact that|you're really taking Lydia. And despite the fact that Lydia|gave you an out on the phone, which you didn't take,|you're having a moral dilemma. Gerry, you are a morality-free zone. If I had no morals,|would I be discussing it? Whose idea was this trip...|yours or Lydia's? You wanna get out of this Lydia thing.|I foresee problems. And I wouldn't mind betting you're|talking to yourself in the mirror again. - Very bad sign.|- You've no compassion. None! Why do I bother confiding in you? I'm your mate.|I'm here to help you. I'm sorry. I'm here to help you. Bom bom bom! Nobody expects|the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise.|Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two chief weapons|are surprise and fear. And a ruthless efficiency. Our three|main weapons are fear, surprise, and a ruthless efficiency.|I'll come in again! - Whoa! Wow!|- Pass me your plate. - How do you do, Nigel?|- Very nice to meet you. I am deadly serious. Oh, just set up|my own PR company. Yeah, well, why not?|You've got the experience, the know-how, the contacts. You want to spend the rest of your life|working for other people? Hey, what's the worst|that could possibly happen? I could fail miserably|and look like a complete tosser. Exactly, so what is there|to worry about? I had a really|nice time, James. Did you? Oh, shit! Sorry.|That's against the rules, isn't it? Yes, it is, so just bear that in mind|in the future, would you? I'm getting over|a major break-up. Yeah, sorry.|Won't happen again. Good night, Helen. Hey, you know everything|happens for the best. You'll never know|if you don't try. Wear something warm on Saturday.|It can get cold on the river. Take care. ## Is that you? # # Looks like you've #|# changed your ways again... ## So, what other ideas|has James run by you? Anna, don't do that. Don't do desperate mother acting|with me. He's a friend, OK? Friend. I'm not remotely interested|in him romantically. - You're not.|- No. So how come last night|was the first night you didn't ask if anyone had called|when you walked in the door? ## What I know now # # It's not always a happy ending # # Yeah, but hey # # Here comes that rainy day again # # Hey, look at me # # Don't feel like crying no more # # I won't feel like crying no more # # I don't feel like it # # Hey, look at me... ## You're sorry? You're sorry that four of the staff here have been cut down with food poisoning|after eating your sandwiches. And yes, they all had the same sandwiches|and the same symptoms at the same time. Are you trained|in the catering trade, may I ask? No, actually, I work in PR Well, you're not doing a particularly good|PR job this morning, are you? Luckily for you,|I've convinced my colleagues not to take the matter|any further... this time. Now, if you'll excuse me,|I have five people's work to do. Sorry? Helen has been delivering|sandwiches to your office. Yes. And today I had|reason to summon her. Well, I made up a reason,|to be brutally honest. She's quite pretty in a British,|horsey sort of way, isn't she? Lydia, what are you playing at?|Have you gone raving mad? - She's not bloody stupid, you know.|- Oh, I wouldn't say that. I wanted to see what the woman|you ditched me for is like. Now, now, now, wait a second.|Now, I didn't ditch you for... I mean, you went back|to America... I wanted to see what this girl you seem|to have no intention of leaving... despite the occasional pre-orgasmic|suggestion that you are... has that is so unleaveable. And I have to say that I ended|our brief meeting at a bit of a loss. Lydia, don't talk like this.|Now, it sounds ugly. I told you before I cannot leave|Helen for... for... for... - You know.|- For me? Is that what you're trying to say? You can't leave her for me? Well, you never said you|wanted that, have you? Gerry, I'm a woman.|We don't say what we want. But we reserve the right|to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating|and not a little bit scary. - Hello?|- Ah, General Flanagan, at last. This is your kindly Uncle Russell here. Listen, wherever you were tonight,|as if we need to ask, you weren't with me. - Helen called here looking for you.|- OK. - Yeah, all right.|- OK, thanks, mate. Bye. Thank God. I was so worried.|Where have you been? I went to Anna's.|I needed to see a friendly face. I've had a horrible day. I met Cruella de Ville's|less-nice sister this morning. - She completely deflated me.|- I know. How do you know? Well, no, I mean I can tell.|Jeez, you look terrible. Where were you earlier?|I really needed to talk to you. Oh, I had some stuff to read up on,|so I went to the library. God, you're always at the library. I'm sick|of waiting on tables. I know when you finish the book|we'll be millionaires, but when are you going to finish it? I'm going to finish it|very soon, Helen. Very soon. Helen, there's something|I want to tell you... I need to tell you. Um, it's a little bit to do|with the brandy glass, and a little bit to do|with that woman you met today. Only please let me finish|before you say anything, OK? Helen?|...Bollocks. Come on, James! Go, boy!|Come on! Go! ## I've got an aching in my bones # # I've been exposed # # To what I want to see # # The fuse is burning somewhere # # It's drenched in me # # It's where I long to be ## It's really weird.|I knew there'd be a boat race going by with purple and white shirts. Sorry? Why hasn't he asked you|to go with him to Dorset? He has. I've got to work. Anyway, it'll be good for him|to get away. We need a bit of space. Anna, can I ask a daft question? Did you drop a glass in the laundry|basket at our party? Sounds like a ridiculous thing to do.|It was almost certainly me. - Are you OK?|- Just going quietly mad. Thank God for that.|I was worried. Faster! Yes! Yes! - And to my left|- And to my left - And to my right|- And to my right - And with my left|- And with my left - And with my right|- And with my right - And with the head|- And with the head ## Father # # Abraham head had seven sons # # Head, head # # Seven sons had Father Abraham head # Are you sure it's just|writer's block? I mean, you seem so distant. I'm here, Gerry, if you need|to talk to me about anything. Hey, that's Helen in there. # Seven sons|had Father Abraham head... ## She's got blonde hair. There's loads of them having|some kind of sponsored epileptic fit. Lydia. Maybe it isn't writer's|block at all, Gerry. Maybe it's Helen block. I don't want to hear about Helen. I don't care about Helen. The trouble is you do. Quite clearly. I just thought of a great|finish for your book. "The End!" Yes, you are, Clive. He's opening|his first restaurant in six days, and he's completely disorganised. Well, you know,|at my old company, we had wars getting|Pierre Claude's restaurant open. - You did Pierre Claude?|- Mmm. He's my hero.|You did his launch. Well, I heard that was a really classy do.|People went on about it. I mean, six days is... Could I come down|and take a look? I can't promise|anything stupendous. Sure. Yeah! Yeah, no problem. You're kidding.|Yeah, come down! Pierre Claude. Oh, wow! You're very thoughtful, James.|You give out an incredible amount. Oh, you're the same.|You encouraged me today. I saw you jumping up and down|like a mad thing. It spurred me on. I love this bridge.|My great-grandfather helped build it. I often come and stand on it|when I want to... Build a bridge? I'm sorry. Oh, God, James, don't. - Oh, I'm sorry.|- No, I'm... I know this is an ideal|sort of kissing moment. You know, night, moon,|boat, water lapping. You know, it's, um, it's perfect. And I'm not not feeling|that it would be nice, but I don't really|know anything about you and I'm... l'm still|on the rebound. Oh, God, I hate that word, but I am. Oh, who isn't? Everyone is. I'm on the rebound myself in a way. - Who are you on the rebound from?|- A girl called Pamela. My whole life pivots around|Pam and I breaking up. - When was that?|- 1973. We were eight. I bloody loved that woman. No warning. Just up... gone.|Left me for somebody else. - Who?|- Gary Glitter. - Get out.|- Gary Glitter, for crying out loud. I mean, all my friends were being left|for Donny Osmond or David Cassidy. I could have come to terms|with that given time. But Gary. Oh, she wanted|to touch him there, yeah. You know? Well, I went to pieces|as you can imagine. And there was no junior Prozac|to see me through, so... So, I... I, um... - I kissed you.|- Yeah, yeah, I spotted that, too. You weren't going to do that. Um, ahem,|would you mind, um, just putting that down to a momentary|lapse of, um, concentration? - Is that what it was?|- No. Yes? I don't...|Oh, help. I don't want to be a confusion|in your life, Helen. I don't truly. But something's happened to me|since I've met you... that I wasn't expecting,|and I don't really... Well, well, wasn't expecting. Repetition of expecting.|I must buy a thesaurus. Anyway, I... You did remember to take a full|page out in Adulterer's Weekly? Lydia, get in the car,|will you? How many years have you been|going to paint that stain off? ## Ooh, I must believe # # I can do anything # # I can heal everyone # # I must believe # # I am the wind # # Yeah, but I am the sea # # Oh, oh # # I am the wind, I am the sea, #|# I am the sun # # I can be anyone # # Oh, this world is mine #|# This world is mine # # For all of time #|# For all of time # # I can turn them to stone # # Come let me fix my home #|# I can do anything # # I'm gonna|get myself together... # - He didn't even pay the bill.|- Of course not. - I'm sorry... excuse me.|- Sure. What do you mean|you want to see me? Jesus Christ, Gerry, what...|How did you get in? One of the waiters is a friend|of Russell. He got me a ticket. It's a great do, Helen.|I hear your company's really taking off. Gerry, you can't just turn up like this.|This is a really important night for me. Yes, I can, Helen.|I can just turn up. It's the most important|just turn up I've ever done. Oh, God.|We can't talk in here. # I must believe|I must believe... ## We've been through too much just|to drop this, haven't we? Surely. Helen, please, look at me. I'm sorry. Really sorry. You're too good not to fight for. Don't, Gerry,|don't talk about fights. I... Good-looking bloke. Are you seeing him? I... I'm sorry.|It's not my place to ask. - Is that him?|- I guess so. - Does she know about Claudia?|- No. I really like her, Clive. I'm confused.|I feel a bit lost suddenly. Gerry, I really have to go back inside. Will you come|and see me, Helen? Please, Helen,|there's so much more I want to say. I miss you. Will you come and see me? Please, Helen... I'll go. Thanks for listening.|I'm really proud of you. ## I am the wind # # Yeah # # I am the sea # # I am the wind, I am the sea, #|# I am the sun # # I can be anyone # # Oh, yes, I'm the night # # That's right ## Are you OK? - Are you OK?|- Yes. Just a bit dizzy. Too much champagne. Sorry. Hey. It's official. I love you. Thank you. You're a genius.|I'm ecstatic! Have you seen James? Yeah, yeah, he had to go.|Early start. He apologised. Business trip. Newcastle or something.|I didn't want to pry. His secretary wasn't very forthcoming. - Do you believe he's away?|- Don't know. - Think he's just avoiding you?|- I don't know. - Did you leave a message?|- No. Do you think maybe you should have?|Did he actually see Gerry kiss you? I don't know. Do you think he might be hoping you've|called and not known that you have? Did you not check|if he has a mobile? Anna, ease up, will you?|Bloody hell! They have less questions|than these on Jeopardy. I was nervous. I wanted to get off|the phone. I felt awkward. Well, it's such a little thing.|It's hardly worth getting uptight about. Oh, Gerry called, by the way. Terrific. That's just... Two months ago, I want Gerry|to come around. James comes around. Now I want James to call,|Gerry calls. 'It was the weirdest dream.' 'You were there, and you had|a funny mask over your face and you had something that you needed|to tell me, but you couldn't say it.' Well, that does it. I'm taking away|your class one drugs for a week. Anyway, um, there's something else|I wanted to tell you. - I fainted at work the other night.|- Sweetheart, are you OK? Yes, but I don't normally faint,|so I, um... - What was that?|- I don't know. The people next door are plainly|engaged in some bizarre sexual ritual. I may pop in later and introduce myself.|What were you saying? Anyway, I don't normally faint,|so I was a little curious. Oh! Oh! Ow! Oh, sh... I stubbed my foot on the side|of the shagging bath. Oh! - God, sounds horrific.|- I know. Shh! Anyway... Listen, there's the landlady. She keeps|bringing corned beef sandwiches. Look, I'll phone you back when|World War XII has stopped for tea. So I did a test and it turns out|that I'm pregnant. I just thought|you might like to know. Have you gone completely insane?|What are you trying to do? What do you mean what am I trying|to do? I think I broke my toe. Lydia, I'm on the pissing phone|to Helen, for goodness sake! In case you've forgotten,|she doesn't know you're here. She thinks I'm on a research trip...|alone, remember? I remember. Don't worry, I remember.|It's pretty hard to forget. So what are you trying to do, huh? Coming in here screeching|the place down while I'm on the phone. Don't you know, Gerry? Don't you know|what I am trying to do? I am trying|to be your girlfriend, Gerry! I am trying to win you back!|It's fairly simple. I am standing on the platform|at Limbo Central with my heart and soul|packed in my suitcase waiting for the Gerry|fucking express to roll in and tell me|that my ticket is still valid! That I may reboard the train! Only the station announcer|keeps coming on and telling me|that my train has been delayed! As the driver has suffered|a major panic attack in Indecision City, we suggest you take the bus! That's what I am trying|to do, you cripple! Except... it's quite clear that that|is never going to happen. Is it? No reply... Perfect. So, I... I'm not waiting any more, Gerry. I am cashing my ticket in. I am taking that bus. Oh, God. I tell all my friends,|"Never go back." Look at me. I must be crazy. Don't phone me for a while. No, don't phone me at all... ever! It's over! Again! I've done it, Russell.|I've bloody done it. Excellent. Congratulations.|Done what? - I've finished it.|- Oh, the book? Oh, well, great, mate.|That's great. Not the book, Russell.|I'm a novelist. I'm never going to finish the book.|The affair. The sordid affair with Lydia.|I've blown her out... in Dorset. I was decisive, but fair.|I've just got back. Oh, God,|I feel like I've got out of jail... No more deceit,|no more lying to Helen. It was such a mistake.|Never go back, Russell. It's over. God, I can't tell you,|it's such a good feeling. Well, I'm... I'm very pleased.|How does she feel about it? Lydia? You know,|she's not jumping through hoops, but it's the best thing by far. By far and away, the best thing.|I mean, she knows that. I mean, she will do...|Well, she was upset. I mean, a bit fraught,|you know, ob-obviously. Oh, God, I feel good. I've got to get home|before Helen comes back from work. You never even buy me flowers when|you're meant to! So yes, I'm suspicious. What else have you been doing|that you're not meant to? Wait. Let me get this straight,|because this is brilliant. I buy you flowers on a whim, in a... in a fit of... of... of, um...|of romance, but... See? You couldn't even|think of the word. But instead of being...|of being grateful, instead of being romanced, you're instantly convinced that I'm|ensconced in some decrepit, tacky, underhand clandestine affair? In a nutshell. Gerry? Are you back? I missed you, so I came|home early to see you. God. What are they? They're flowers. For you. Do you not like them? That image of her sitting on top of you... Oh, God,|I don't know why I agreed to come. Please stop, Gerry. Don't.|I don't want you to touch me. I'm... I'm sorry. I... Don't go. Please try and put her out of your mind.|She's out of mine. It's finished... over. I made a mistake...|such a big, big mistake... and I'm sorry.|I'm truly, truly sorry. I mean, this new bloke... this James|Hammerton that you're seeing... - does he not make mistakes?|- How do you know his name? A mate of Russell's|works at the restaurant. They're mutual friends. I...|I mean, it's not especially important. I don't want to talk about James|Hammerton or anyone else. I have to go. Oh, by... by the way,|I've, uh... I've stopped writing the book. Helen... the truth is, I can't write without you.|I can't do anything without you. I want you to come|back to me, Helen. We were so good together. Remember how good we are together? Sorry. Just wait. - Yeah?|- I'm late four days. I'm never late. Oh, Russell. Look, mate, look... Can I ring you back|in a few minutes? Yeah, OK.|Thanks, mate. Cheers. Bye. That was Russell. Look, I'm... I'm dying for the loo. 'Telephone number|0171-444-3184.' 'To return the call, press 3.' Why are you pretending I'm Russell?|You know I hate that. What's going on? Gerry, answer me.|Who's there? It's Helen, actually.|We met once. I interrupted you faking your orgasm.|Sorry I can't be more specific. You know what I was thinking? - You're not going, are you?|- You wanker. You sad, sad wanker. God, I feel like such a mug!|That useless, no-good, shagging, horrible, despicable, lying, two-faced, pissing,|shagging... - You said shagging.|- Wanker! You know the worst bit?|All I could think about was James. I felt like I was being unfaithful|to James just by being there. That sounds like the best bit.|And you were. He didn't call, did he? That's nearly a week. I think I've blown it.|I've blown it, haven't I? I blame British Telecom.|All this new technology... this number to know who called,|another one to withhold your calls, itemised bills, take away|the first number you thought of. They are single-handedly condemning|the average red-blooded Englishman to a life of terminal monogamy. What are they after?|The Nobel Peace Prize? Lydia might be pregnant. Oh, no more, please. I can't take it! Oh, this is terrific stuff. Being with you makes the wait for the next|episode of Seinfeld much easier to bear. I didn't reckon on things turning out|this way. Everything's a cock-up. What's going on? Well, to use|boxing parlance, if I may, it's quite simple - you've just lost. Are you sure?|You've been a bit... I don't know,|a bit distant since I've got back. I know. Well, OK, there are a couple of things.|Which one do you want to hear first? - I don't mind.|- Well, the small thing... is that I've got|an interview for a job... a PR job...|a proper one. An international company|opening up in London. Chairwoman herself called...|said she had heard a lot about me, and she's invited me to her apartment|tomorrow evening for a serious chat. Jesus Christ! - What?|- Jesus Christ, I mean, that's...|that's not a small thing. That's... that's huge.|That's... I mean, it's brilliant. - I mean, that's the best.|- Is the blind buggered again? No, uh... No. Well, I... - Are you all right?|- Yeah... no, I'm fine, darling. My sweetheart, that's great.|It's tremendous. I'm thrilled. I'm so thrill... - Hello?|- I really need to talk to you. Hi, Russ.|How are you? Come by my apartment tomorrow night|at 8:00. It's important. Ah, really, mate? No. What a drag.|Oh, no. Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, I'll help you.|Yep. Cheers, mate. Bye. Russell's family|is descending unannounced. Yeah, he wants me|to go round tomorrow evening and, help him clear out his spare room. Uh, right. OK. So... Right, then. Sorry. What was the other|thing you wanted to tell me? It doesn't matter.|It's not important. Hamilton Enterprises. Rachel, I'm going out to the shops.|Can I get you anything? No, thanks. - You OK?|- Yes. Yes. Yes, I'm fine. I just... You know,|I'm... go to the shops. I'll be, um... - Sorry.|- Sorry. - Hello.|- Hi. Hi. - How are you?|- How are you? - I'm great.|- I'm fine. How are you?|Um, sorry. You're great. - Business lunch?|- Yeah, just a chat, you know. - My office is just around the corner.|- I know. Um... I thought you were|away on business. Yeah, I was. I just... I got back|last night, as a matter of, uh... Helen, look, please|don't think that I... Oh. It's OK.|I... I haven't thought... I mean,|I didn't think that... or not. No, I mean,|don't think that I have not called you. I haven't not called you.|I mean, I don't... I don't mean I haven't not called you,|because that's a double negative, - so as to say that I have called you.|- When did you call? Well, I didn't. But I... I didn't not call you in the way that you might think|I didn't call you. Oh, dear. I wanted to call you. I even dialled all but|the last number thing and then not. - It's ridiculous behaviour.|- Totally. You see, I thought you still had|to deal with... with your other, uh... Oh. Gerry? Well, I don't know.|Is that... yeah, if... And I thought it was best|if I allowed you to... - Gerry is why you haven't called me?|- Well, after Clive's party, I didn't want|to just presume that we'd... You think I just go to bed with all the|successful oarsmen I come across? Sorry. Nervous humour. Well, I hoped not. Sorry. Excuse me. Hello? Oh, I see. I'll, uh... I'll come straight away.|OK, thanks. My mum had to go|into hospital. She's had some tests done.|The results are through. I should go. Do you want me|to come with you? Yeah.|That's really nice of you. Uh... Well, maybe, um... I don't... She's quite frail,|and I don't know how she's going... - It's OK.|- But, um, thanks. I'm... Some friends are having|dinner at Clive's tonight, if you're not doing anything.|You want to come along? - Well, some other time.|- I'd love to, if that's OK. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Crikey, it's...|it's very, very OK, yeah. Well, at the risk of sounding|old-fashioned, I'll pick you up at 8:00. Is that a will pick me up|or a haven't, not, didn't, might? Listen, don't worry about your mum.|She'll be OK. Remember Monty Python. Well, I'll see you later. Bye. - Hi.|- Hi. - How are you?|- Just... you know. Is Gerry excited|about being a daddy? I haven't told him yet. Never seems to be|the right moment somehow. Come on. Let's celebrate|with a proper drink. Bloody marvellous idea. I really shouldn't in my condition,|but I'm really going to. - What have you got?|- Brandy. Ooh, no. Yuck.|Makes me vomit. ## Coming up for air # # Rising to a very new # # Somewhere # # Coming up for air # # I'm the last breath around # # I'm the last breath around ## Half day? James? So it was last night? Sorry. You can't tell from one.|They can be inaccurate. I bought three packets. Two in a packet... that's six. You can tell from six. What are you going to do? - Is James Hammerton in?|- I'm afraid not. Um, do you know|when he's due back? I'm not sure. He's gone to visit|his mother in hospital with his wife. Would you like|to leave a message? What? Can I take a name and number?|Get him to call you? Um... No, thank you. There's something|I want you to know. Anna doesn't drink brandy, Gerry.|It makes her vomit. And those glasses|were not used at the party. They only come out for special dinners.|You know that. Am I meant to immediately|get the reference here? Are you having an affair? Just tell me...|yes or no. No. I'm not. Helen... look into my eyes. I am not having an affair. I'm not. Well, I shouldn't have brought this up now.|I've got to go to my interview. We'll talk later. Are you going to be here|when I get back? Yes. Of course. Helen... listen. Good luck, OK? - Hello?|- Hi, Anna. Is Helen there? You've got a damned nerve|phoning here. What? Anna, please, just open the door.|I don't know what's going on. You don't know what's going on?|I'll tell you, then. She saw you, James,|at the hospital with your wife. You know, the one with the wedding|ring. What is it with you bloody men? - Anna, let me see her.|- She's not here. - Where is she?|- What's it to you? I don't know. Oh, shit, shit. Bollocks! Oh, God, you idiot! - Clive, you seen Helen?|- No. Why? Thank you! Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen,|you've made a mistake! Oh, I'm such an idiot!|Look at me, Helen. - Listen to me, please.|- No, you listen! I never want to see you again! I have been through|enough for one year! I stupidly believed|that here was a man who was different from men,|but it is clear that I made a mistake. Now please do me a favour|and go away! I am married, Helen,|but I am separated. Walk away if you want,|but take this with you... the woman you saw today|was the woman I married three years ago. We separated six months ago,|and soon we'll be divorced. Nothing aggressive. I didn't tell you|before, because... I don't know why. I... I have wanted to tell|you so many times, and... and now you've found out another way,|I wish I had told you. My mother is ill|in hospital, as you know, and Claudia agreed|to keep up the pretence for my mum. As a favour.|She's a very decent woman. Do you have a mum,|Helen? Ten minutes, Lydia, and don't ever turn up|at my kitchen window again like that. It's over, you know?|You said it yourself. I know. Sorry. I wasn't thinking.|I just want to show you something. Oh, Helen... if we are not going|to be together, let's make sure it's for the right reason,|and right now, there is no reason... none. There is just confusion,|and it can be erased in a split second. Get that, would you? Of course,|if you don't want to keep it... Who is it? Oh, hello again.|You're right on time. Is this the truth, James? Permission to engage the enemy, sir? I can't take the interview just now. I'm discussing whether or not I'm going|to keep your boyfriend's baby. James... there's something|I have to tell you. I'm so sorry you had|to hear it this way, Helen. I'll tell Anna|I'm OK. Helen... I love you. Helen, wait.|Please, wait. - Let me go!|- Helen! Helen! James... are you her husband? Uh... I will be.|We're... we're getting married. If I could have a quick word? Helen has suffered major|internal injuries, James. Helen has lost her baby,|I'm afraid, Gerry. I'm afraid she's lost her baby. You did know|she was pregnant? Did you know|she was pregnant? She'll be OK, though,|won't she? She is going to wake up,|isn't she, doctor? Helen, for some reason,|I know you can hear me. I'm glad we got things|sorted out tonight. I'm glad you caught|the train that day. I am going to make you|so happy. I promise. Helen? Can you hear me? Could you hear me, Helen? - I'm sorry I'm late.|- Oh, no problem. Your mother's showing some signs|of improvement this morning. She's sitting up,|and she's had a full breakfast. That's great. Helen, I swear I... - I'll do anything you want, darling.|- Will you? In that case,|I want you to stand up... walk over to the door... open it, walk through it, and close it behind you. Ta-ta, mum. ## Mama, where's your pretty #|# little girl tonight... # - Call us if you have any problems.|- Thank you. You're very fortunate, Helen.|You had a lucky escape. You can say that again. # She's got a young man waitin' # # Yes, she's grown up # # She's got a young man waitin' # # She's wide-eyed # # She'll be streetwise # # To the lies # # And the jive talk # # But she'll find true love # # And tenderness on the block # # But she'll find true love # # And tenderness on the block # # She was wide-eyed # # Now she's streetwise #|# To the lies... # Thank you. Cheer up. You know|what the Monty Python boys say. Nobody expects|a Spanish Inquisition. # And tenderness on the block # # Yeah, she's gonna find true love # # She's gonna find true love # # She's gonna find true love # # My tea has gone cold, #|# I'm wonderin' why I # # Got out of bed at all # # The mornin' rain clouds at my window # # And I can't see at all # # And even if I could it'd all be grey # # Put your picture on my wall # # It reminds me that it's not so bad # # It's not so bad #|# Bad, bad, bad, bad # # I drank too much last night # # Got bills to pay # # My head just feels in pain # # I miss the bus and there'll be hell today # # I'm late for work again # # And even if I'm there, #|# they'll all imply # # That I might not last the day # # And then you call me # # And it's not so bad #|# It's not so bad # # And I # # Want to thank you # # For givin' me the best day # # Of my life # # Ohh # # Just to be with you # # Is having the best day # # Of my life # # Push the door, I'm home at last # # And I'm soaking through and through # # Then you handed me a towel # # And all I see is you # # And even if my house #|# falls down now # # I wouldn't have a clue # # Because you're near me # # And I # # Want to thank you # # For giving me the best day # # Of my life # # And, oh # # Just to be with you # # Is having the best day # # Of my life # # And I # # Want to thank you # # For giving me the best day # # Of my life # # Ohh # # Just to be with you # # Is having the best day #|# of my life ## |
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