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Siburay Bate CafeClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Siburay Bate Cafe"Click here to download the movie "Siburay Bate Cafe"Relevant Links:Bate, William BrimageFrench Cafe Nightmare Cafe Crossroads Café Comedy Café Caméra café More Links:25.000 Yutz! - Stutters! - Mussa!|- You Belgian! Sometimes, what seems like|an impossible encounter, random, wholly arbitrary, may, in retrospect, turn out|to be the clockwork of fate. "Cafe tales" then again, I may just|be bullshitting you. It all started yesterday|morning. I got up to face another day,|just like the last 372, since the day I fired myself|and quit work. They call me Yutz. That name's|signed to two books of poetry, which, more likely than not,|none of you have ever read. For three years I've tried to put a single word|to paper for my next book, which nobody's|likely to read, either. Thirty years running, I've|started off each day at my local cafe, trying to|justify having woken up. Yesterday was supposed to have|been a day like any other, but fate made sure to kick off|my morning with extra misery. Fucking shit!|- Repossession? - Repossession. This is Leah Braun. She and|her husband, Mietek, founded the cafe in '59.|- Repossession happens to people who have jobs,|property. People who work, not retired poets. - I made out|a check to some dipshit, It must have bounced. - You're|handing out checks, while you still owe me 5,000? - It's|a year old... Show some finesse,|you Canaanite boor! We met in Jerusalem, hadn't seen each other|since we were kids, suddenly he shows up,|disheveled, divorced, fat... "Yutz, she cheated on me,|Yutz, she left me..." lt'll be all... What's become of you? You look like you died and|got shat back into life just to remind me how close|I am to the grave. Put a lid on it! I can't stand|50 year olds who howl. It'll be all right... I'll live in|tel Aviv for a while, forget all about her. You'll|help me, right? Yutz... Yutz, Yutz... So I look after the gobshite,|I have this weakness for the weak, took him from one cafe|to another. I've got temporary cash|issues, so the crybaby pays knowing I'll pay him back|when my issues are resolved. Sounds idyllic?|When did things go bankrupt? May I come in? - I've got|a friend on the roof, Shmu'eli, another patient,|he wants coffee. And quit bawling before|I throw up on you! Get in! Shpoon, it's hot, blow on it|before you drink. You're crying, Shmu'eli,|I can hear you crying. I can't help it, Yutz,|I'm depressed. Enough, already! You've been|on my back for six months, I waste my precious time on|you, when I should be writing, so here's a new prognosis|for you: You're not depressed! I am... - Are not! - Am so! You see Shpoon? - Yeah.|- He's a musician. Gifted. Half a year ago, this girl|broke his heart. He stopped playing. Now he|just stands there like that. He knocks, I let him in, he|stands there, silent. What's that supposed to prove?|- That he's depressed. Introverted. With you,|it's all outwards, it's collective, it's bovine,|it's whining, it's got nothing|to do with depression! Did he try to kill himself?|- Never asked him. - I did. That's what you keep saying,|but someone your age should be able to pull it off If I jump off your roof now,|would that prove it? You won't. - I will. Then jump! - I'll jump|- Jump, jump! Are you jumping, or what?|I haven't got all night. He jumped? - He jumped. He jumped backwards, the oaf. He was obviously too spineless|to do something that noble, and off himself for me. You see? I told you. You wanted me to do it!|You wanted me to die! Give me the money|you owe me. Imbecile! I saved you seven|years' worth of therapy plus medication, I just proved|you want to live, and you're charging me for|six months over which I had the grace to put up with|your presence, in those cafes?! I've kept track,|you owe me 302 shekels. You kept track, eh? Know what?|I haven't go it on me now, I'll give you a check|for the end of the month, take it and get the fuck|out of my life. In retrospect, it might have|been better had he jumped. I wouldn't have had to deal|with the envelope that morning. But I probably couldn't have|helped it. Fate was in gear. He passed the check to some lawyer,|300 shekels became 3,000. They're due by the end of|the month, or else... - Repossession. I'll get you some iodine.|- And beer. - Lowlife, it's 7:00 AM. Stop that. I'm high strung, just look at what's become of|Palestine. - There's nothing... the crone likes hearing me|go on about Palestine, it's like we share a mutual lie|that things used to be better here. Then she lets me have|a drink. On credit! Truth is, things used to be|better in the cafe. You'd need a visa just|to get a hold of a table, and you'd sit far off, so all|sorts of generals and poets wouldn't glance your way and|see you were breathing. Yutz... Good morning, Yutz.|Got a shekel? On philosophic grounds,|I refuse to take part in your ritualistic|self humiliation. - Say what? Say "Fuck off, I've got|my own problems to handle!" This is Shekel. - Shekel!|Your little bluebird is loose! Come inside, I'll|see to your hand. The shamelessness of beings|such as he, -Be right there. The utter lack of inhibition|can be frightening. - Move it! But fate is less prone to fear|than you or I, and often allots Shekel and his ilk, the role|of Hero, on a day like today. Ziv... Ziv, it's not funny. Because I've been leaving you|messages for two weeks, and... Come over. Tonight? It was tuchterman who sent|you the repossession notice, huh? The Junior, the son, the dog. You missed him by two minutes.|- He came by to nag? The usual nonsense.|- What'd you tell him? That I shit on him. Nurit, isn't it about time|your mom and I had a kid? She'll pay the bills and I'll|teach him civility, since she's something|of an ogre. Tuchterman... this is the dog.|A lawyer, son of a lawyer, runs errands for his daddy,|who's cup runneth over. A horseman astride|the steed of evil. Word is your dad had to bribe|half the faculty just to get you your law license. A line from one of those songs|of yours, Putsman? - A poem, About a bastard who makes his|living fleecing old widows and banging hookers at tel Barukh.|- Sounds like an OK song. Poem, you illiterate! I call it "tuchtervile",|after vileness, lowliness and it's right to exist in a|miserable world. - Touching. I see you've gotten|my love letter? Allow me to quote a dear old|friend, here beside me. "I shit,|On you" You can wither and die without|seeing one red cent from me. Nurit, come here, I'd like you|to see something. Stay there, there's nothing|here for you. - Shut up, mom. This is a municipal engineer|report, stating that this building is|an unsafe structure. Right here, on your mother's|table, I have this document, that says that if I don't|appeal within ten days, we can demolish this place|and build a new one. So we've got two options,|patch up or tear down. I'll tear down|that face of yours... Should I choose to bring it|down, your mom forfeits her statutory tenant benefits,|including her key money. That's the law. Personally, I'd rather tear|it down and rebuild, but... My father... this building has|sentimental value to him. Your dad and I go way back. First, he conned me, and after my husband died, he|tried to woo me. Leah, 202,000 dollars.|That's our final offer. Any more is uneconomical.|- Go to Hell! Nurit, I've had it with her. If she doesn't comply|by the end of the day, I'll say the word and|bring in the bulldozers. Mom, we need to talk. Sweet Nurit. Her dad|died young enough to end up much too|pleasant a memory. It's wreaked havoc with|the opposite sex for her, and screwed things up even|worse with her mother. Nurit, go home. - No. Finish up|with Yutz, and we'll talk. This morning, she came in with|a weapon against the old lady. But a gun's lot is to seek the|right act in which to go off. The city council(Homonym,|"gunshot") helps scum like him wreck a historical landmark. Yutz... what's become|of Palestine... And this is tzaler. Last week|he sold his penthouse, in the building,|to tuchterman. Ever since, he's been ashamed|to talk to Leah. Must be some sort of European honor.|He walks in, parks his elderly ass|on the Formica, orders tea, and just stares at Leah,|like a Labrador, frying our nerves|with that teaspoon. But the old cow is too|obtuse to get mad at him. Or might it be love? What do we do? What do we do,|for fuck's sake? Good morning, Yutz. This is the Belgian.|He's from Belgium. May I sit down? - No. Why? - Because you're Belgian. What've you got against|Belgians? - Can't stand 'em. Since when? - Ever. - How come?|- 'Cause they're from Belgium! As an immigrant, the Belgian lacks|familiarity with his environment. He's a pain in the ass, and|he gets whipped for it. That's why he has his camera,|behind which he hides. But a shield may prove to be|a two edged sword, on a day like today. Belgium is like|a woman without tits. It's not Holland, it's not|France, it doesn't exist. But I exist. - Only|in your imagination. Why are you laughing?|- You make me laugh. Then buy me a beer.|- I haven't got any money. You came here, blew all your|New lmmigrant benefits, and now you can't afford|to buy me a beer? How should I? I'm an artist,|just like you, Yutz. I know, you're a brilliant|photographer, but you were too good for Belgium,|Europe is no more than a ghost town, so you came here, cause this is where|it's all happening in art. Why are you so aggressive? What have I done? The Law of Return is the most|severely fucked law we've got. Any mook who got|circumcised can just pop in, eat my food, breathe|my air, and on my taxes. You don't pay taxes. - Sit,|Belgian, no offense intende, we're all refugees here.|- Let go of me. Don't get all worked up,|I was just kidding. Get a picture of this, "Yutz's|crusade against the global economy, "and against tuchterman."|The Nazi! We have to talk.|- About what? For starters, tuchterman.|You've got 'till tomorrow. If you don't move,|he'll send in the bulldozers. Let them come, they'll have|to bury me alive. I'll cuff myself to the toilet,|in the bathroom. Mom, we're dealing with|town hall, court... - thieves! A municipal mafia,|that's what it is. I smell something burning. Something's burning. It's Vachnish's toast. It's burnt to a crisp. There you go. I've been waiting twenty minutes|for this frigging toast, and this is what I get? This is the joint, that's|the toast. Want it? Have it. Don't want it? We'll give you|your money back, just lay off. Fuck this... Nurit, what's with your mom?|She's been inside all morning. What's with her, Yutz?|Why don't you tell me? Don't worry, we'll handle|the tuchtermaniac. You really believe this place|has a right to exist? Your mother is an antique|Canaanite troubadour. So long as she's here, this|country has a right to exist. Her accountant's not buying|that. - Meaning what? Moron! Get over your poems!|We can't run this place on memories and a few|12 shekel toasts per day! Last month, she loaned|me 2,500 shekels. I don't want to hear it. Another beer?|And for you? Water. A glass of water.|And a newspaper, have you got "Ha'aretz"? There you go. Belgian,|this isn't a library. You want water?|Get it from a tap. Get up, get up, get up,|hurry, Belgian! Get a picture, get this! The New Jew, laid bare, a cross|between nothing and nothing else! Good morning, Yutz. This is Avram. He started|stuttering at age seven, when his dad passed away. Two|years ago, when his mom went, that was the blow that|broke him beyond repair. Ever since, he's had|a thing with his pants. Who stole your pants? Some bi... Some bi... - tch. Fucking Bitch, fuck her|and fuck her mother too! I've got to have a drink. You notice my stutter's|really b... bad today? - No. I've been on ed... edge|all morning. Where's Regina? Died three years ago,|Stutters. Nurit's here, she'll take care of you.|- Hey, Nurit! Been a while, sweetie.|Get me a Zach... Zachlawi with|water on the side. No brouhaha today,|got that? You drink what your head and|wallet can handle, check? Start getting rowdy, and|I stuff you and mount you on my wall. Why are you s... here... 50 shekels for this b... Bottle, and you decide about the next...|You... decide, Victor, y... Whoa, what's up stutter-fuck?|Inherit a fortune, did we? Cheers, Victor. So, you drank? - Yeah.|By myself, solo, at first. Just the... way I like it. Nurit, get me more Z... Za...|- Arrack, get him some arrack, before he chokes. Right. And then|she came in, the s... You drinking all alone,|cowboy? - Up to you. If you want, I'm|a... all yours. Nice pants, your|mommy get you those? God rest her soul,|hallowed be her memory. I could just cry. - 20 years|ago, on a trip to Greece, she got me these. With|her sister Miriam, my aunt. She passed away two years ago.|My m... mother, not my aunt. I wore them to the funeral,|and lo... lo... - Lolobrigida. Long after. Ever since.|- Don't get offended, I like your stutter,|I find it sexy. Can I buy you a d...|a drink? I don't drink arrack.|That's for Arabs. Victor, give me|a bottle of vodka. Anastascia, dear, I'll give|you one shot, and that's it. The night is young, Victor. And you know it's not good|for me to get upset. Stutters, let's make|tonight interesting. Talk, darling... You and me, one bottle each. If I go under, I'll let you|slip into my pants and take a tour of my vagina,|for as long as you want. If you pass out first, I take|mommy dearest's pants, and they go|home on me. S... tupid cunt holds her liquor,|Yutz. - Drank more than you? Hold on, I haven't gotten|there yet. Like I said, she drank a shot, I drank one,|until we went through a whole b... b... - Ballast. - Exactly.|Then she tells the barman: "Giv... giv... giv..." -Give us|two more bottles, Victor. Uh Uh... you've had enough!|- You're kicking me out? You and your mothers Russian|whore cunt! Now, just because you talked|like a peasant, I won't budge, And the stutterer stays with|me 'till I say otherwise. Taking out the trash! I like the way Stutters|narrates himself. Sort of a mix between John Wayne|and Zalman(Euphemism: Doofus). But the crux of this farce|has always been the pants. Like the limerick says:|"If Zalman drops his pants, "you'll see his soul|underneath." What fun! You b... You broke his balls,|you're lo... lo... - Lolobrigida. I'm Gina Lolobrigida. I'm in love. I think I'm in love|with you, Anastascia. So you lost the bet|and the tzar's daughter made off with your mother's|pants? - Don't know, Yutz. All I remember is we got to|my place, started drinking, I woke up,|no Anastascia, no pants... You know what's saddest, Yutz? I can't even remember|if I f... Found carnal union with|your beloved. - Fucked her. Shoot this, Belgian,|shoot! Sorrow dons a new face,|and that's the face of our times. Tuchterman has an office,|at tuchterman & tuchterman. For years the firm has|subsisted on the practice of buying assets with key money|and hounding the tenants until they evict themselves.|But I digress. Tuchterman Junior's|love of Israeli folk music is fated to provide the|orchestral score to our revels when it inexorably|saves our cafe. "...cossack horsemen,|galloping to war..." "...cossack horsemen,|galloping to war..." Israel? - Yes, dad? Have you paid the hag a visit|yet? - I showed her the warrant. And...? - She mouthed off,|as usual. But her daughter... Nurit? - Nurit, yes. I believe|applying a bit more pressure might get her to persuade her|mother. - Then press, press! I want that old biddy out|Before I die! What, what're those?! Your mother was lucky|she died when she did, didn't have to see the shit|you've become. Some lawyer... I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't cope. Tuchterman pushed and pushed.|How could I fight back? I'm long past my prime. He showed me some warrant|and... offered so much money for the penthouse, for|the house. Mine and Bertha's. And I... I haven't got any|kids, no one to inherit, I thought I'd best go off|and die in a nursing home. Die, nothing. What are|you going on about? A home would be perfect.|You'd be with others your age, you'd eat right, get medicine|on time. Life! I've been dead a long while.|What will become of you? What will be? Tuchterman got|us all out, I'm the last. You're on your own now.|- Tuchterman and the council will have to kill me before|I give any of this up. You're a lioness, Leah. He's calling in the 'dozers|tomorrow? T... tuchterman? At the break of dawn. I was there, I heard it all.|He means it this time. He's got a warrant from|the city council. - My mom has a c... cousin who was a mover|and shaker in the council. Let's get in touch with him.|- Can't, he died ten years ago. Yutz. - Mussa! What are you doing here,|aren't you at Barbie? I got out. Here's my|Declaration of Independence. Mussa came to tel Aviv four|years ago, fairly talented. He was an item. An Arab who's muse|was painting the Jewish pubis. He fell in love with one of|his models, and she with him, right up until he asked|her to marry him. Don't take a picture,|Belgian. He went home, to his village,|Got in bed, slept three months, woke up in "Abarbanel"|mental institution. Because he hung|his room from his ceiling. Mussa! Mussa,|Mussa, open up... Come on, Mussa, open up. Open up, we don't want|trouble, just open the door! Come on, Mussa. Let's go.|Just come quietly. Come on... "His initial refusal to|cooperate was founded on "the claim that he was engaged|in artistic pursuits, "all egedly a showpiece..."|- Alegedly. - "and that "the rage that erupted from|him was in response to "an infringement of|his artistic liberties." As far as we're concerned,|what's relevant is not how they got Mussa|into Abarbanel, but whether or not he was|released before his time. His violence would join|the ranks of fate's pawns. "After three months of|self imposed silence, "the inmate began cooperating|with the hospital staff. "In time, he also showed|marked progress "in all matters of cog..."|- Cognition. "And communication|with his peers. "My recommendation is that he|be discharged under "psychiatric supervision."|- But look at you, Mussa. How'd you convince them|to let you go? - Tits. T... tits? - Tits! They showed me Rorschach|inkblots, I said "tits". In art class, I sculpted tits. On the wall in my cell, I|drew nothing but... - tits. In my sessions with|my psychiatrist, I'd just sit there and home in|on her tits. At last, she said it was a past|traumatic reaction. - Post. To my father's death. I agreed with every word, so|she recommended my release. So you're a fraud|and she's an idiot. Ever since I quit work,|I've been abusive. I tell people the truth. Sometimes there's a beer in it|for me, sometimes a punch. Let me tell you what|psyched you out, Mussa. The Jewish cunt. That Hebraic|pussy which awaited you the moment you left your|dirt farming village. You came to tel Aviv, washed|some dishes for Leah, hung some sketches on the wall|and all of a sudden you were an item, a token Arab. A few|bleeding hearts thought that entrusting their box|to your hands might just narrow the divide between|our two peoples. They made you a figurehead,|that's why they fucked you but when you wanted more|out of it, you found out they draw the line and border|at moving in with you, and you knew you'd always be a|foreigner between their legs. Have you lost it completely? If I were your psychiatrist,|Mussa, I wouldn't let you off until you agreed, in writing,|to keep screwing our women, but for vengeance's sake, like|an Arab should screw Jews, instead of mixing revenge up|with love. That fucked you up. You're not my psychiatrist.|I'm released. And today I'm celebrating.|What'll you have? I'm buying. But you're a Muslim.|Muslims don't drink alcohol. Mussa, don't Muslims|drink alcohol? Stutters, you ignorant. You ignorant! What's with you?!|Are you whacked?! Where are your pants?! I'll pay... - On me. - No way. My folks taught me men always|pay their debts to women. How many drawings have I made|for you over the years, eh? If I go, there'll be|something left behind. Tzaler. The nice old man|from upstairs. Among our nation's most|venerable caricaturists. He adorned this place since|the day it first opened, it's walls are a testament|to the glory days of yore, to an era on the move, little|boys who became generals, little girls who penned|poetry full of vitriol, and journalists with a shred|of conscience to their names. Tel Aviv masquerading|as a salon in Paris. Today the cracks tell the tale|of the place's decay, like that of the haggard|madam, and of the old man who bore witness to her|lingering death throes. And loved her. You came. - You know I don't|have the time. What is it? Follow me. What's that? - I'm pregnant.|- Since when? Three months. Are you totally mental?|"Three months"?! I'm late once in a while, or I|skip a month, no big deal. Two weeks ago,|I took the test. I've been trying to get|in touch with you since. I told you, I had a major|production to handle. Hold on, didn't you say you|were safe? - It's a fluke. So fix it! - I'm not|going to abort, Ziv. I'm forty, I've had|six abortions, this is my last chance|to get pregnant. And you made this choice all|by yourself, just like that? It's my decision. - Then why'd you|ask me here? The choice is made, what|am I doing here? Just explain what it is I'm|doing here, Nurit. - Nothing, when we were together, you|said you wouldn't mind a kid. In midfuck. You asked me that|while we were fucking. People say things|when they fuck. I answer politely. So sue me.|Get an abortion, fuckwit. Ziv, don't talk to me that|way. - I don't want a baby, not now and definitely|not from you. I don't expect anything from|you. - Then why am I here? Why did you call me?|- I was wrong. - And how. So long as I'm here, let me|make this clear. I'm not giving you anything.|You won't see a cent. And if you still decide to|have this baby, I'll hate it and you 'till|the day I die! So you may as well try|pot luck at a sperm bank. Have an abortion! Fuck this... Just look at her. The 'dozers|will be here tomorrow, and we just sit here like|the putzes we are. He's in the neighborhood,|Yutz, I've seen him. Tell him, tell Shpoon it's final, and|he should stop hassling me. Will you tell him?|Here he comes! I thought I'd have to look you|up at the coroner's, Shpoon. Ever since that guy threatened|to jump, you've been gone. Did he do it? - No, but nice|of you to take an interest. I'm looking for rice.|A bowl of white rice. I've been combing half this|town for a bowl of white rice. What, to eat, Shpoon?|- No, to drink. Where're you going to find|rice at this hour? - Nowhere. I've been south, I've been|north. At this hour, tel Aviv is a riceless city. Forget rice for a sec.|Here, have a seat. Hey, Mussa. Sorry I didn't|drop by Barbie to visit, that place brings up|bad memories. Go on, then, get off|that camel and sit down. We'll make peace, come on. Has Leah got any rice? - You've|been here twenty years, and still you don't know|I haven't got any rice. I thought you may have made|changes. I have. - We can tell. That's rice for you. Well, I guess I'll sit|with you for a while. Afterwards, I've got to get|going, though, I... I need rice. Off like a shot, your|lover boy. What happened? Did you tell him you were 40? Mom, this isn't my day.|I'm warning you. How much longer are you going|to waste on these flings? He loves me. - Sure! - And I|love him, all right?! When will you grow up? - Well,|how could you hope to understand what I'm talking|about? - How could I?! I spent thirty years with your|father. - Right, tell us more about what a weak deadbeat|he was, it's been a while. He was a deadbeat!|- Just listen to yourself. Isn't that love?|- It's fear of letting go. Just like you insist on|hanging on to this hellhole. It put clothes on your back|and got you through school, this hellhole, and it paid|for all your psychologists who never taught you a thing|about life! Tuchterman offered you|200,000 dollars! Why are you bringing|up tuchterman?! You lent Yutz 2,500 shekels.|- Nurit, something's cooking. Tell me what you're baking,|and how much will it cost me? I won't let you drag me into|doing it this way. Not again. I used to be in love with her.|With Nurit. I just got to tel Aviv,|right out of the army. She was gorgeous. Gorgeous. Still is. I wrote her poems.|- And... what happened, Shpoon? She didn't give a damn. But when I'm in love,|I get possessive. Nothing else matters, I'm|clingy, like a second skin. It pissed her off. Women today|don't like that sort of thing. Did they ever? Go figure. Old Spain, when|troubadours sang serenades from beneath balconies. Go figure. - You're|sharp today, Shpoon, You're really focused,|you know? So, what do you say about|what we told you? About Leah? Tuchterman? I say... I say you should go|kick his ass. Violence is the recourse|of the weak. Wrong, poet. It's the last|refuge of the helpless. But what... what do you mean,|"you should go"? I don't do that sort of thing|anymore. I'm through. Good kid. Have a drink,|in the meantime. On us. Not likely. I'm through with|alcohol, too. Finito. I'm healthy, watching my|intake. But party away, Mussa. I'm with you in spirit,|not in bottle. Cheers, Shpoon! Let go of him! Are you hurt?|How do you feel? Get lost! Go on, scram, Mussa! I don't want to see you|anymore. Go away, now. Leah, Leah...|Leah... - What? I can't go back... I can't go back to|the village, Leah. - Why? My brothers would kill me,|you've got no idea what I've been putting|my mother through. Fine, sit over there, and|not a word out of you. If this happens just|one more time... thanks, Nurit. Are you all right?|- I'm all right. Your mother's a good woman,|Nurit. A good woman. This may be the wrong time,|considering that you've just been strangled by a Man|of Sundered Identity... I don't follow, Yutz. - Neither|do I. It's like this: You've been here close to a|year, running low on funds. You take pictures of us, and|more pictures of us, and more. How come you've never|shown us any of them? Maybe we'd see what we|look like, and change, because, going on today,|we're not all that pretty. I can't, Yutz,|I can't. I told you, it's... I'm right in the thick of it,|right now. When there's an exhibit, I...|I promise, you'll all be invited. Great. We'll have to wait|for your exhibit, just to mend our ways?|- No, no... It's her! There she is! And she still has|the pants! There she is! That filthy bi... that bi...|- tch. - Yeah! The one who took my pants!|She's wearing them! There, there, she stopped,|Stutters. Run, chase her, go! I can't run. I haven't|run in twenty years. Shpoon! - Forget it, I'm|not running anywhere. Who asked you to run? Take|Stutters on your motorcycle, and catch up to her... I haven't got a helmet, Yutz, you want to get me|in trouble with the police? Shpoon, please. Haven't I|ever... ever helped you out? Tell me, wasn't I there|for you, Shpoon? Don't grovel, Stutters, it|makes my stomach queasy. She's getting away, Shpoon!|She's getting away, Shpoon! Come on, you degenerate. I knew I shouldn't|have come here. What are you doing?|Get your hands off me. I can't stand it when|men touch me. Fine, let's go, already,|we're losing her. Mommy! Move aside! Avram, are|you all right? - Mommy? You fuckwad, look|what you've done. Instead of shouting at him,|get him to a hospital. - What?! Avram, Shpoon will get you|to a hospital, all right? Yutz, is that you? Is she|still there, Yutz? Is she still there,|with my pants? Avram... - Mommy? Careful. Easy, easy... Hug me|this time, Stutters. Hug, hug. But if you fall off again,|I'll leave you there to die. Watch it. - The pants did|their part, and Avram was the first one to make|his way towards the hospital, towards the third act. And the third act|is when the pistols go off. What's this? - I saw Katz,|your accountant, yesterday. This is a summary of your|balance and transactions. You made a withdrawal out of your|pension plan just to pay off debts. You went to Katz to|look into my accounts? He asked me over, because|he's worried about you. Then he's no longer my|accountant. - Listen to me! Tuchterman gave you|a lucrative offer. Take it! Get those doodles off|the wall, take them home and end your life with dignity.|- You call that dignity?! Letting someone wreck what|your father and I built? Enough with "your|father and l"! Dad hated this place,|and so did I. All day long we'd sit at|home and wait for you, me and your deadbeat, but|you were always here, because this place was|all that mattered. I see. You went to see|Katz yesterday, and now you're worried about your|inheritance? - You old witch. And you're a shriveled old|spinster, that's what you are. Until you have a child|of your own, you won't know what it's like to care about|someone, to fight for them. How could you understand,|princess? You had a Polish dad who spoiled you rotten. Because of what just|happened outside? Tuchterman? I'm a miserable excuse for a mother, I'm a miserable excuse for|a mother, Yutz. Tell me, did we really|have nothing? Nothing? Everything we used|to have here, nothing? You should know, you've|been here thirty years. Was it all really nothing? The sound of your voice.|I ache. If we weren't both so old, I'd|want you to have my baby. Just you. - Well, really...|- Palestine's brooding queen. Get me a beer, you Philistine. The arrow unerringly|found my heart. This place, once a home,|was now but a shelter. And everyone needs a shelter,|particularly the homeless. God damn it, what do we do? I'm pregnant, Shekel. Kids are a good thing.|God loves the children. Got a shekel? I wrote a song, Belgian.|- Will you read it to me? Only if it comes back. "With the voice of a thousand|ancient whores "and a swollen vagina|awaiting her sailor, "His mast docking in her with|the love he forsook, "For an instant of love at her shores,|Hebraic queen of the brothel. "I've been watching you|from babe to old man, "you asked for an answer,|I'll reply if I can "So Once upon a time you were here,|you've been here since time can recall, "you owned a cafe, on a street with|no name, "you've always been here,|Donna Braun." "To whom it may concern,|I, Franz tzaler, "hereby bequeath the entirety|of my assets and estates "to Leah Braun,|of Braun's Cafe, "and instruct that the income|from the sale of my house to "tuchterman, attorney at law,|be transferred to her, "to aid in her struggle|against his closing the cafe. "This will annuls any prior|such document written by me. "Signed, Franz tzaler.|ID: 632457." God is a whore. Mommy! Shut up! Mussa, come sit with us,|the Belgian forgives you. So I'm the one who should be|forgiven? - You shouldn't choke even if I did something|wrong, you shouldn't choke. You could have landed me|back in the asylum. Whatever, enough of that. He's new here, he doesn't|know the ropes yet. You were out of line, too.|Come on, make peace. Go on! Get up, both of you.|Belgian, get up. Up! No, don't take my picture.|- But we're making peace. Please, don't take my picture.|- It's for the exhibit. Feel like saying anything yet,|buddy? Have it your way. Leah,|thanks for calling. We should call an ambulance.|- No need, we'll get him there. Come on. - Thanks. Hold on, hold on, hold on,|let me help you. Like so... Jacob, there's no film|in the camera. It's all right. That's that. The Belgian and|Mussa went off to hospital. As far as I was concerned,|I was out of the game. I considered downing another|beer, saying goodbye to Leah and getting on the roof|in time for my cafe's funeral. Dad. - Ellushka,|I didn't see you. I was...|Why no kiss? Mom sent me. She asks what happened to|the 1,500 you owe her. End of the month. Tell her. You go home and|tell her, then, not my fucking problem, not|getting my cunt into it. Ella, don't talk to me that|way. - Go tell her, then. I got a repossession|notice this morning. It's been chaos here all day,|and I'm pissed off. Your mother and you should|know better than to see me when I'm... defunct like this.|- What do I tell her, then? I've got an idea.|Tell her this: I'm on my roof, naked, with two young female students|in wet t-shirts. I'm reading them Yona Volach|poems while they spray me with a fire hose. But I don't touch them,|disciplined tutor that I am. When the lesson's over, I'll|come by with the money. At the end of the month. I slept with the chief Rabbi's son.|- Really? - Your story's better. Way more absurd, the thought|of two young girls agreeing to spray anything|your way, you old fossil! Don't talk to me like that,|you hear me?! Fuck off! What's|your problem?! I'm warning you, don't|talk that way to me! Yutz, enough! - Nurit, it's|my daughter, and I'll talk to her however I|damn well please. You're drunk, go away.|- Ella will explain everything. "Ella wakes from naps she takes,|Ella sleeps 'till morning breaks, "Dad just farted, and that got,|Ella to laugh quite a lot." I'm not laughing, dad.|Grow up! Come on Ella, go home.|Dad's not feeling well. Lashing out at people, saying|what's on your mind, that's one thing. But when|your daughter lashes out, and with a poem you|wrote for her, that's when you have to|strike back against fate. "Tuchterman & tuchterman,|attorneys at law" I don't give a shit about|your repossession notice, you won't get a dime out of|me, just lay off Leah. Not only are you guilty of breaking|and entering and trespassing, you also spit one me and stink|up my office with liquor? Lay off Leah, got that?|- And why would I, precisely? Because I say so! - I don't|give a shit about you! I'm not leaving here until|you call off your bulldozers. I'll call the cops|to show you out. Call mommy, call daddy,|call God, for all I care. You see me? Here I am,|and here's your desk. The two of us are|now inseparable. Watch out, jackass! I'll let you use my phone|to call for an ambulance. When I get back, I don't want|to see your face here, understood? Laugh all you want, but fate|has it's own sense of humor. "Fate's Whimsy", it's called. And fate never favors|the simple solution. It delights in confounding|and controlling us, the jerk. In what remains of our story,|it has but one seed to sow, that we might reap success|and save our cafe. Are you a painter?|Could you paint me? They once painted this nice|painting of me, but I lost it. Maybe I didn't. Maybe I gave|it away and think I lost it. A painter painted me. Nude.|He called me a model. Maybe God took|the painting away, because it's lewd, with my|bluebird out, like Leah says. She's a good woman.|God loves her. Listen... take this, step into Braun's|place, give it to Nurit. Nurit... - You know her?|- No. God loves her. Good for her. Give this|to her, come back here, and I'll give you a shekel.|Lots of shekels. God bless you, Doc. At this stage, I was on route|to the hospital, as well, on my way to|the big encounter. You've got a serious fracture|there, in your shin. The pain's killing me... - He|won't be able to use this leg for a long while. Half a year, at least, before|your friend can ride with you. He's not my friend. Shpoon, aren't we friends?|Shpoon? - We are, Stutters. Look... - then why did you...|- Shut up! - But yo... - Shut up! I left home with a purpose.|I knew exactly what I wanted. Rice. That's it. Then I met you guys,|and I knew I shouldn't stop, but you convinced me. It's|been a mess ever since. All day long I've driven you|around, bike to wheelchair, it's nearly evening, and I|still haven't eaten, Stutters. And that's not good for me.|All this anxiety, the hunger, is very bad for my stomach.|And my soul. Know what, Shpoon? You r...|really have changed... It all comes down to|the stomach, Stutters. All about the stomach. Calm it|down... and there's quiet. And her? Did you handle|your problem with her? "Doubtful you know me "as I truly am, "doubtful you love me "as you truly say... "Doubt..." She touched God. That's|how she put it, Stutters. That night, on stage,|she saw God. I thought it was|a spotlight... But if she says so,|I believe her. Now she won't sing|anymore, because she heard her God doesn't like|women singing for men. It's a shame. I don't remember ever falling|for someone like that. Except my mother, maybe. This talk isn't good for me.|I need rice. I need a bowl of rice. You know what?|I thought of this earlier... Good thing the pants|weren't on me. Let's say I'd have fallen|off your bike like that, with them on... - What gives?|We were after the pants. Yeah, but... theoretically,|anything could happen. I found that out long ago,|anything can happen. Theoretically... - I'd have|fallen and broken my leg, and they'd have to put it in|a cast. What'd happen? What'd happen?|- They'd cut the pants open. With scissors, the whole|pants leg, they'd ruin it. I co... couldn't stand it.|- They could open the seam. Greek pants, Shpoon. Them Greeks|really know their workmanship. Excuse me... Look up, look down... Are you sure you won't file|a complaint against that Arab? You're a Jew. Think about it.|- Look right. It's O.K. No need.|- Your eye, your life. Look at me... that's it.|Looks like it's all out. You're very lucky,|all those shards of glass could have scratched|your cornea off. But there you have it. I guess|we can seal it up now. Tell me, do you have to take|pictures while I work? Sorry. I have to|take pictures, period. I ran away from home for it. Here, look, this is a picture|of me, from back there. You sure? - Why, what's wrong?|- It doesn't look like you. Right, that's the|Lubavitcher Rabbi. There you go.|I'm the little one. They didn't understand me,|the family. I never got along. Not in|Belgium or Israel. People... I annoy them. Too many questions,|not enough answers. Life's a mess. I don't|understand it. Take your picture, I've got to|seal your eye up afterwards. He won't press charges. The immigrant, he|won't press charges. Here's what we do, we take him aside, wail on him|a bit, then we'll see... I've got a game to catch on t. V... Law firms, they're open|to the public, right? - So...? It's a public place. - So...? So what's with the fan|on such a low ceiling, when there's a chance|someone might get hurt? I'll be damned, your laughter|is like the cantors bell, calling for prayer in|the days of repentance. I know that line. "Her laugh|is like the cantors bell, "calling for prayer in the|days of repentance. "And verdant Mons Venus unfeasible|to saint and sinner alike, "and I, her creator, already|detesting the droves to come "of wooers and lovers." Something like that. I read|a bit of poetry when I was 16. I kinda liked your book.|- Have my baby, then. You're hand is slipping, Poet... My only daughter, for whom|I happened to write that line, Scorns my talent, scorns|the torpor of my talent and is deeply scornful|of my love. I'm so ancient. Isn't|it too cruel a way to die? Hey, I'm not sixteen anymore, I haven't got time|for poetry. You think that's poetry?|- More or less. Then you don't have|to have my baby, I can die right now.|- Quit putting on airs. Yutz! - Stutters! - Mussa!|- You Belgian! It wasn't right, I just|wanted to take a picture... Sometimes, what seems like|an impossible encounter, random, wholly arbitrary, may, in retrospect, turn out|to be the clockwork of fate. Have you all lost it?! Pedants refer to it|as serendipity, when fate takes the fore, becomes|virtuoso and king in one, and all it's machinations|merge in one point of time, compelling people to|take responsibility, to take charge of fate. Because|fate is tired, it needs a rest. It's labored over some nations|for over 2,000 years, and still hasn't got|the job done. Then again, I may just|be bullshitting you. What's relevant to the story|is that we met. Ease off the words, Yutz,|I've got to have a drink. Shut up and listen to|what I'm telling you, lummox. Tuchterman the son of a bitch|is going to wreck Braun's, unless we do something.|You won't have anywhere left to put drinks on your tabs,|and you won't have anywhere to strangle people. - What|about you? Thirty years, you've been clinging to her|like a tick. - Precisely. That's why I went over to|tuchterman and threatened him. It didn't work, I'm|no good at it. We've got to think this through.|What do we do? I say we go back to tuchterman|I say we beat him to a pulp, I'll pound his head|into the wall, vent all those nerves this day|set off in my stomach. Let's roll...|- G... giddy up! Nurit, 205,000 dollars really|isn't all that much money. What I thougt is:|You take this place, you haven't got a job,|anyway, and I'm already... I guess I really am too tired,|past my stride. You can make this place|as good as new, using modern methods. - I'm not|having a baby in any cafe. What baby? I'm pregnant. - Again? - Only|I may see this one through. Really? "Tuchterman & tuchterman,|attorneys at law" tuchterman, open up!|Tuchterman! Patience... I hear that music again... What do you wanna do? Dance?|We've knocked for 15 minutes, he won't answer or open up.|- I'm telling you, the bastard heard us and|won't let us in. Stop standing around like|houseplants, help me up! Cut it out, Yutz. Enough,|already. - Shpoon, Shut your trap|and think of Leah. Give me a boost. "...Cossack horsemen,|galloping to war..." Oh, dear. Oh, dear me. What is it? - I can't tell you,|Mussa. - Yutz, what's up? Shekel and tuchterman, in|a primeval pagan ritual. What, what's a p...|- Screwing one another? Worse, Shpoon. Much,|much worse. Yutz, get the Belgian up, to|take their picture. - Nice... What? - You wanted to be|a photographer, go be one. No, no, no, it's illegal.|- In Belgium, not the east. Say "ride you whore"-give me|A shekel. "ride you whore"! All right, I got it.|Let's run. - Wait... Who was that?|Who's there? Someone took our picture.|That was a camera flash. Please leave,|please leave now. God loves you.|God loves us all. That's that, Leah.|The Belgian got it all. You got the picture, Jacob? Did you tell tuchterman?|What a bunch of morons. Tuchterma, it's Nurit.|Leah's daughter. Just a while ago you|were caught posing, right? Oh, it's quite simple. The photos will go to your father,|then spread all over town. I'll hand over the negatives.|Bye. You'll be fine, you old harpy.|- You promised the negatives? Well, why are you all standing|around? What do you want? Zachlawi. - Nurit, there's|a sack of rice in storage. Rice in Braun? - Seven years|ago, I tried to make you all some chicken soup with rice.|It never caught on. But Leah, it's seven year old|rice. - Long shelf life. That's another virtue of rice,|Mussa. - Right. Go get the rice, already. What about you, poet? You can't hate anyone, Leah. It's a problem, You can't hate anyone. I ache. Beer, you Canaanite cow!|We've got to celebrate. Well Braun? You got|what you wanted. As usual. I didn't get anything. - What? You handled tuchterman well.|You're a true Braun. Had Stutters' pants not been|stolen, had Shpoon not come by and laid him out, had Mussa|not decked the Belgian, had I not gotten that fan|to the head, we wouldn't have met at that|hospital and saved our cafe. Life had no plan yesterday,|but fate did, and it beat like clockwork.|That sort of gives you hope. Maybe things really|can get better. Soon, I'll pop by Leah's to see|tuchterman recall the 'dozers, in exchange for|the Belgian's negatives. Things will be all right.|Yesterday was all right, I suppose tomorrow will|be all right... right? Anyone want to buy a balloon? Stutters, aren't those|your pants? "Cafe tales" Starring: Moshe lvgy,|Elisheva Michaeli, Arie Moskona, tsahi Grad,|tsipor Aisen-Lior Sharon Reginiano, Gonny Arbid|Yossi toledo Written and Directed by: Amit Leor Producer: Mosh Danon Devlopment:|Yoram Mandel, Mirit toovi Director of Photography:|Giora Bejach Editor:|Arik Lahav-Leibovitz Music: Uri Ophir Produced by:|JCS Productions >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org <<|>>>>>>>> nowa wizja napisów <<<<<<<< |
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