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Sexy BeastClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Sexy Beast"Click here to download the movie "Sexy Beast"Relevant Links:SexyI Like Sexy Girl Call U Sexy Bitch I'm Sexy Sexy Eyes Sexy Hypnotist More Links:[INFORMATION] [TITLE] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE]Subtitles captured by SubRip 0.96b [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY]0 [CD TRACK]0 [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]bd,[SIZE]18,[FONT]Arial 00:00:00.00,00:00:00.10 00:00:15.76,00:00:17.71 (Insects chirping) 00:00:27.44,00:00:29.39 (Man) Oh, yeah. 00:00:30.68,00:00:32.63 Bloody hell. 00:00:34.12,00:00:36.07 I'm sweatin' here. 00:00:38.56,00:00:40.39 Roastin'. 00:00:41.20,00:00:43.15 Boilin'. 00:00:44.92,00:00:46.87 Bakin'. 00:00:48.08,00:00:50.03 Swelterin'. 00:00:52.36,00:00:54.74 It's like a sauna. 00:00:54.84,00:00:56.79 A furnace. 00:00:58.88,00:01:01.55 You could fry an egg on my stomach. 00:01:03.68,00:01:05.43 Ohh... 00:01:07.48,00:01:09.47 Ooh, now that is hot. 00:01:11.32,00:01:13.19 It's ridiculous. 00:01:13.28,00:01:14.83 Tremendous. 00:01:15.92,00:01:17.87 Fantastic. 00:01:20.20,00:01:22.95 Fan-dabby-dozy... 00:01:24.08,00:01:26.03 ..tastic. 00:01:32.64,00:01:34.15 (Sighs) 00:01:38.44,00:01:40.15 (Groans) 00:01:51.20,00:01:53.47 Oi. Give it some. 00:01:54.56,00:01:56.31 This brush is sick. 00:01:56.40,00:01:59.15 It's a good brush,[br]what's the matter with you? 00:01:59.24,00:02:03.31 Don't blame the brush, it's the man.[br]It's you, it's your technique. 00:02:03.40,00:02:05.63 Put your back into it. 00:02:07.04,00:02:08.79 Mush! 00:02:10.64,00:02:11.99 Yes, sir! 00:02:12.08,00:02:15.39 # Walking on the beaches[br]looking at the peaches 00:02:15.48,00:02:18.39 # Well, I got the notion, girl,[br]that you got some suntan lotion 00:02:18.48,00:02:20.78 # In that bottle of yours 00:02:20.88,00:02:23.75 # Spread it all over[br]my peeling skin, baby 00:02:23.84,00:02:25.87 # That feels real good 00:02:27.56,00:02:30.71 # All the skirts[br]lapping up the sun 00:02:30.80,00:02:32.43 # Lap me up! 00:02:32.52,00:02:35.67 # Why don't you come on[br]and lap me up 00:02:40.40,00:02:43.91 # Walking on the beaches[br]looking at the peaches 00:02:45.68,00:02:49.71 # Well, there goes another one[br]just lying down on the sand dunes 00:02:49.80,00:02:51.51 # I better go take a swim 00:02:51.60,00:02:54.55 # And see if I can[br]cool down a little bit 00:02:56.44,00:02:58.15 # Cos you and me, woman 00:02:58.24,00:03:01.78 # We got a lot of[br]things on our minds... # 00:03:01.88,00:03:06.55 Oi, I don't pay you to flap about,[br]go and get us a coupla beers. 00:03:06.64,00:03:10.71 # Walking on the beaches[br]looking at the peaches 00:03:10.80,00:03:13.36 # Well, you just[br]take a look over there 00:03:13.44,00:03:14.66 # Where? 00:03:16.16,00:03:18.99 # Is she trying[br]to get out of that clitoris? 00:03:19.08,00:03:22.62 # Liberation for women,[br]that1s what I preach 00:03:22.72,00:03:24.95 # Preacher man! 00:03:29.12,00:03:32.74 # Walking on the beaches[br]looking at the peaches 00:03:34.24,00:03:36.19 # Oh, shit! 00:03:36.28,00:03:39.07 # There goes the charabanc 00:03:40.76,00:03:43.43 # Looks like I1m gonna be[br]stuck here the whole summer 00:03:43.52,00:03:45.31 # Well, what a bummer! 00:03:46.76,00:03:49.32 # I can think of[br]a lot worse places to be 00:03:49.40,00:03:52.55 # Like down in the street[br]or down in the sewer 00:03:52.64,00:03:55.20 # Or even[br]on the end of a skewer... # 00:04:19.32,00:04:20.75 Oh, lovely... 00:04:22.36,00:04:25.39 # Down on the beaches[br]just look at all the peaches 00:04:26.16,00:04:28.39 # Down on the beaches... # 00:04:28.48,00:04:30.15 (Rumbling) 00:04:31.76,00:04:34.67 # Down on the beaches[br]just look at all the peaches 00:04:35.60,00:04:38.16 # Down on the beaches[br]just look at all the peaches 00:04:47.72,00:04:49.79 # Mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm! 00:04:50.96,00:04:53.19 # Mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm! 00:04:53.28,00:04:54.59 # Mmm! 00:04:57.00,00:04:59.56 # Mm-mm mm-mm mm! # 00:05:40.20,00:05:42.27 - What's that?[br]- It's a boulder. 00:05:42.36,00:05:44.23 - What?[br]- A fuckin' boulder. 00:05:44.32,00:05:46.07 I've got the fuckin' bends. 00:05:46.16,00:05:47.51 How did that happen? 00:05:47.60,00:05:50.23 I don't fuckin' know.[br]Where's the mobile? 00:05:50.32,00:05:52.15 I almost got killed, Dee! 00:05:52.24,00:05:55.75 I was that close[br]to gettin' killed. Serious! 00:05:55.84,00:05:59.67 You nearly had a squashed husband.[br]Here, give your mate a call. 00:05:59.76,00:06:02.79 - What?[br]- Your mate, the one with the truck. 00:06:02.88,00:06:05.55 - Felipe?[br]- Yeah, if that's his name. 00:06:05.64,00:06:07.99 Don't worry about this, darlin'.[br]It's nothing. 00:06:11.68,00:06:13.63 Come here. 00:06:15.24,00:06:17.91 It has done[br]a fair bit of damage, Gal. 00:06:18.00,00:06:20.71 - Cracked the tiles.[br]- I had noticed! 00:06:20.80,00:06:24.58 - When's that gettin' fixed?[br]- (Dee) Saturday, apparently. 00:06:24.68,00:06:26.39 Wouldn't bet on it. 00:06:26.48,00:06:29.07 They're takin'[br]the boulder out Tuesday 00:06:29.16,00:06:31.67 and retilin' on Saturday, I hope. 00:06:31.76,00:06:33.31 (Dee) Oh Fuckin' hell! 00:06:33.40,00:06:35.59 - (Laughter)[br]- Fuckin' thing! 00:06:35.68,00:06:38.31 He should be in the circus.[br]He's a menace. 00:06:38.40,00:06:40.11 (Dee) You all right? 00:06:40.20,00:06:42.03 (Gal) Yeah, I'm all right. 00:06:46.16,00:06:47.30 Oi, Gal. 00:06:47.40,00:06:50.39 You gonna stay with[br]the same colour water? 00:06:52.00,00:06:54.03 - What d'you mean?[br]- Water. 00:06:58.36,00:06:59.91 You stickin' with the plain? 00:07:04.12,00:07:06.83 You can have different colours. 00:07:06.92,00:07:09.48 - Fuck off![br]- Straight up! 00:07:09.56,00:07:12.47 Aquamarine, deep blue, 00:07:12.56,00:07:18.59 mid-blue, tangerine, lilac, pink,[br]plum, anything you want. 00:07:18.68,00:07:21.06 - They've got a chart.[br]- Is that right? 00:07:21.16,00:07:23.95 - Check it out.[br]- Gal, he's at it. 00:07:24.04,00:07:26.79 I'm not! What do you know? 00:07:26.88,00:07:29.31 - (Laughter)[br]- Just have the fuckin' plain. 00:07:29.40,00:07:32.75 I fully intend to![br]Now, eat your sausage! 00:07:32.84,00:07:35.14 (Women laugh) 00:07:35.24,00:07:37.59 # Henry Mancini: "Lujon" 00:07:50.72,00:07:53.79 (Gal) People say,[br]"Don't you miss it, Gal? " 00:07:53.88,00:07:56.07 'say, "What? England? 00:07:56.16,00:07:58.99 "Nah, fuckin' place. It's a dump. 00:07:59.08,00:08:01.46 "Don't make me laugh. 00:08:01.56,00:08:06.11 "Grey, grimy, sooty. 00:08:06.20,00:08:09.55 "What a shithole. What a toilet." 00:08:09.64,00:08:15.03 "Every cunt with a long face,[br]shufflin' about, moanin' or worried. 00:08:15.12,00:08:17.95 "No thanks, not for me." 00:08:18.04,00:08:21.43 They say,[br]"What's it like, then? Spain." 00:08:21.52,00:08:24.55 And I'll say, "It's hot. 00:08:25.72,00:08:27.51 "Hot. 00:08:27.60,00:08:29.35 "Oh, it's fuckin' hot." 00:08:33.08,00:08:34.51 "Too hot?" 00:08:36.08,00:08:37.59 "Not for me. 00:08:39.20,00:08:41.15 "I love it." 00:09:07.56,00:09:10.47 (Man) He ain't gonna hit[br]fuck all with that blunderbuss. 00:09:10.56,00:09:13.47 - Better off with a spear.[br]- Shut up, Aitch. 00:09:13.56,00:09:15.03 Shh! 00:09:15.12,00:09:17.83 (Aitch) I'll give you 100 to 1. 00:09:30.24,00:09:32.15 (Laughs) 00:09:48.52,00:09:50.47 Hold up. 00:09:52.40,00:09:54.11 Little peach. 00:09:54.20,00:09:56.50 (Gal) It's only a tiddler. 00:09:56.60,00:09:58.55 That's his problem. 00:10:01.60,00:10:04.39 Prepare to meet your maker. 00:10:10.92,00:10:13.79 Cowboy gun? Fucking right,[br]it was a cowboy gun. 00:10:13.88,00:10:16.23 Clunk! 00:10:23.48,00:10:25.39 What? 00:10:26.92,00:10:29.83 I'm gonna have the calamari.[br]What you havin'? 00:10:29.92,00:10:32.07 I'm not sure yet. 00:10:32.16,00:10:34.95 You like mussels, have the mussels. 00:10:35.04,00:10:37.19 No, I'll have this chicken thing. 00:10:37.28,00:10:40.35 What chicken thing?[br]I didn't see that. 00:10:43.20,00:10:44.55 Oh, yeah. 00:10:44.64,00:10:48.42 No, I'm gonna have the calamari.[br]I'll have the calamari. 00:10:50.56,00:10:53.71 Shall we just order? I'm starvin'.[br]I'm Lee Marvin. 00:10:53.80,00:10:55.75 Here they are. 00:11:00.04,00:11:02.87 - (Applause in background)[br]- Hello, babe. 00:11:05.08,00:11:07.67 Whatever it is, leave it outside. 00:11:08.76,00:11:11.19 That way,[br]we can have a nice evening. 00:11:11.28,00:11:14.63 Jackie...you look beautiful. 00:11:14.72,00:11:17.39 Can you get me a brandy, Aitch? 00:11:17.48,00:11:20.59 Now, that's what[br]I like to hear, brandy. 00:11:20.68,00:11:23.59 Bloody brandy.[br]I'll have one of them. 00:11:24.96,00:11:27.07 - You all right, Jackie?[br]- Aitch... 00:11:27.16,00:11:28.83 Tell him, then. 00:11:30.88,00:11:34.55 - Tell me what?[br]- (Dee) Jackie? 00:11:34.64,00:11:36.71 Are you definitely retired? 00:11:38.24,00:11:39.67 Yeah, why? 00:11:39.76,00:11:42.87 - Definitely?[br]- I'm definitely retired. 00:11:42.96,00:11:44.79 What's this about? 00:11:44.88,00:11:49.31 Gal, we had a phone call,[br]just before we left the house. 00:11:49.40,00:11:51.35 - Yeah?[br]- It was from London. 00:11:51.44,00:11:53.67 He's definitely retired. 00:11:53.76,00:11:55.79 Wait a minute, love. 00:11:57.28,00:11:59.35 Now, let me get this straight. 00:12:00.48,00:12:03.99 You had a call. The phone goes. 00:12:05.12,00:12:07.19 It's a job, right? 00:12:07.28,00:12:11.03 - Yeah.[br]- And they want me? 00:12:11.12,00:12:12.59 Yeah. 00:12:12.68,00:12:14.55 - No one else?[br]- No. 00:12:14.64,00:12:16.79 - They want me?[br]- Yeah. 00:12:16.88,00:12:22.79 All right. You've asked me[br]and I've said no. That's it. 00:12:22.88,00:12:25.91 So...why are we still talking? 00:12:29.56,00:12:30.83 Jack? 00:12:32.32,00:12:34.11 It was Don Logan. 00:12:35.40,00:12:39.83 - Oh, Christ.[br]- Don Logan. 00:12:39.92,00:12:42.11 Gal, I'm sorry, I didn't know... 00:12:42.20,00:12:45.35 - It's all right.[br]- Why didn't he just call us? 00:12:45.44,00:12:48.03 Who knows what goes on[br]in that cunt's head? 00:12:48.12,00:12:51.71 - It's not your fault.[br]- Shouldn't have picked it up. 00:12:51.80,00:12:55.15 All right, right, um... 00:12:55.24,00:12:57.19 You tell Don... 00:12:58.28,00:13:02.15 Umm... Tell him...thanks. 00:13:02.24,00:13:05.83 Thanks for thinkin' of me,[br]but I've gotta decline. 00:13:05.92,00:13:08.35 - No offence, but...[br]- You can't. 00:13:08.44,00:13:11.51 Well, then, tell him... 00:13:13.92,00:13:16.15 Tell him... 00:13:19.88,00:13:22.23 - I'd be no good.[br]- They're serious. 00:13:22.32,00:13:25.59 Tell him what the fuck[br]you like, anything! 00:13:25.68,00:13:29.91 - You can tell him yourself.[br]- What? 00:13:31.04,00:13:33.75 - Yeah.[br]- He's comin' over. 00:13:33.84,00:13:35.51 Tomorrow. 00:13:36.64,00:13:38.67 Wants us to pick him up. 00:13:41.56,00:13:42.87 OK. 00:13:44.44,00:13:45.99 Senor. 00:13:48.68,00:13:51.59 He rates you, Gal.[br]Reckons there's no risk. 00:13:58.08,00:14:01.23 Oh, that's nice, that. Nice and cold. 00:14:04.52,00:14:06.47 I love this restaurant. 00:14:09.88,00:14:13.35 (Gal) Deedee, my lovely wife... 00:14:14.84,00:14:19.07 Come Saturday I'll have[br]me pool back, swim in it. 00:14:21.24,00:14:24.07 Always dreamed of that...this. 00:14:24.16,00:14:26.11 Guess where? 00:14:27.00,00:14:29.38 That's it. You got it right in one. 00:14:29.48,00:14:31.67 Inside, that's where. 00:14:34.60,00:14:36.55 "No risk." 00:14:37.64,00:14:39.59 No fucking risk? 00:14:41.04,00:14:44.31 Nine years of my fucking life,[br]no fucking risk? 00:14:52.76,00:14:55.59 What you havin'?[br]I'm havin' the calamari. 00:16:22.08,00:16:24.03 (Crickets chirping) 00:16:37.84,00:16:41.62 Look, what's the worst thing[br]that could happen? 00:16:41.72,00:16:45.07 He's gonna come here, ask me,[br]I'm gonna say no. 00:16:45.16,00:16:48.03 He's not gonna be happy,[br]then he'll leave. 00:16:48.12,00:16:49.75 - That simple?[br]- Yeah. 00:16:52.40,00:16:56.02 Now, please, come to bed,[br]I miss you. 00:16:56.12,00:16:58.27 We don't have to be here. 00:16:58.36,00:17:01.35 Now, that would be[br]the wrong thing to do. 00:17:01.44,00:17:02.99 You know that. 00:17:03.08,00:17:06.31 That'd be like a red rag to a bull. 00:17:08.08,00:17:11.47 All I can do[br]is tell him to his face 00:17:11.56,00:17:14.59 that I'm not interested,[br]that's all I can do. 00:17:16.28,00:17:18.95 And I'm not. 00:17:19.92,00:17:22.03 And I will tell him. 00:17:24.64,00:17:26.79 Come here, give us a hug. 00:17:36.04,00:17:37.99 He1ll hurt you. 00:17:40.36,00:17:41.87 No... 00:17:41.96,00:17:43.75 He won't. 00:17:44.88,00:17:46.83 He won't hurt me. He can't. 00:17:46.92,00:17:48.51 You know he can. 00:17:48.60,00:17:51.06 (Gal breathes deeply) 00:18:00.88,00:18:03.71 Come on. Let's get some kip. 00:18:40.56,00:18:42.71 (Men shouting in Spanish) 00:18:50.84,00:18:52.59 (Gal) Oi! 00:18:53.84,00:18:55.75 Here y'are, sort him out. 00:18:55.84,00:18:58.35 He'll have the balance[br]on Saturday. 00:18:58.44,00:19:00.90 Listen, stay away[br]from here for a bit. 00:19:01.00,00:19:02.83 I'm all right for the moment. 00:19:13.88,00:19:15.75 (Mutters) Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:19:16.84,00:19:18.95 (DJ speaking Spanish on radio) 00:20:11.00,00:20:13.19 Gotta change my shirt,[br]it's sticking to me. 00:20:13.28,00:20:15.71 I'm sweatin' like a cunt. 00:20:38.00,00:20:39.91 (Aitch) How's your brother? 00:20:40.04,00:20:44.23 Malky? He's all right, I suppose.[br]Dunno, you'd have to ask him. 00:20:44.32,00:20:47.47 - You patched things up?[br]- It's up to him, innit? 00:20:52.48,00:20:55.43 - How was the flight, Don?[br]- Was all right. 00:20:59.12,00:21:01.87 So this is a Spanish villa, is it? 00:21:01.96,00:21:04.83 Yeah, this is it. The old hacienda. 00:21:05.96,00:21:07.87 Bit remote, innit? Cut off. 00:21:07.96,00:21:11.19 No, it's perfect, Don.[br]It's just how we like it. 00:21:12.92,00:21:14.79 D'you wanna look round? 00:21:14.88,00:21:18.07 Yeah, I will in a minute,[br]when I have a piss. 00:21:23.60,00:21:25.55 Right, girls, you fit? 00:21:25.64,00:21:27.19 Where you goin'? 00:21:27.28,00:21:30.90 Taking the ladies out to eat.[br]Leave you two to it. 00:21:31.00,00:21:33.11 - Ain't I invited?[br]- No, Don. 00:21:34.36,00:21:36.15 No, no - course you are! 00:21:36.24,00:21:39.91 Only I thought you'd want[br]some time. Talk about things. 00:21:40.00,00:21:44.23 No, I'm jokin'. It's all right.[br]Here y'are, I'll get it. 00:21:44.32,00:21:46.99 That's all right, Don.[br]No need for that. 00:21:47.08,00:21:51.19 Aitch! Behave.[br]I'm payin' for your meal. 00:21:52.48,00:21:54.63 Oh, that's, er, very kind of you. 00:21:56.92,00:21:58.87 - Very nice of you.[br]- Shut up. 00:22:02.68,00:22:04.19 (Chuckles) 00:22:06.40,00:22:08.35 (Cicadas chirping) 00:22:10.48,00:22:12.71 Yeah, this is all right, innit? 00:22:13.84,00:22:15.47 Not bad. 00:22:15.56,00:22:17.03 What's that? 00:22:17.12,00:22:19.99 - A swimming pool.[br]- It's a bath, innit? 00:22:20.08,00:22:22.43 - We had an accident.[br]- Accident? 00:22:22.52,00:22:25.63 Yeah, this boulder[br]came rollin' down the hill, 00:22:25.72,00:22:27.19 just missed me. 00:22:27.28,00:22:29.03 Smashed some tiles. Look. 00:22:32.08,00:22:35.03 - You happy here?[br]- Yeah. Very. 00:22:40.28,00:22:41.99 What did Jackie say? 00:22:46.32,00:22:50.55 - Just that something was happening.[br]- Which it is. And? 00:22:53.40,00:22:56.19 - You were planning something.[br]- And you said? 00:22:56.28,00:22:59.79 I didn't say much, just listened. 00:22:59.88,00:23:01.79 She put a question to you. 00:23:01.88,00:23:04.07 - Yeah.[br]- Which was? 00:23:06.72,00:23:08.35 That you thought of me. 00:23:08.44,00:23:10.11 To which you said? 00:23:10.20,00:23:12.15 She probably told you. 00:23:12.24,00:23:13.75 Told me nothing. 00:23:15.48,00:23:17.78 - Look, Don...[br]- Look, Don? 00:23:17.88,00:23:20.18 - It's like this.[br]- Like what? 00:23:21.80,00:23:23.31 I'm... 00:23:24.40,00:23:25.79 retired. 00:23:27.52,00:23:29.11 (Snorts) Are ya(?) 00:23:30.36,00:23:32.31 Fraid so. 00:23:33.96,00:23:37.66 I haven't...not got lots[br]of money. I got enough. 00:23:37.76,00:23:42.99 I'd do anything not to offend you,[br]but I can't take part. 00:23:43.08,00:23:44.99 I'm not really up to it. 00:23:45.08,00:23:48.03 - Not up to it?[br]- No, I'm not. 00:23:49.12,00:23:50.47 I see. 00:23:50.56,00:23:53.63 - I'd be useless.[br]- Useless. 00:23:53.72,00:23:55.63 - I would be.[br]- In what way? 00:23:55.72,00:23:57.11 In every fuckin' way. 00:23:57.20,00:24:00.47 Why are you swearin'?[br]I'm not swearin'. 00:24:02.12,00:24:04.87 I'm gonna tell you a little story. 00:24:09.32,00:24:14.26 I know a bloke who knows a bloke[br]who knows a bloke. 00:24:14.36,00:24:15.58 Hello? 00:24:15.68,00:24:17.27 Now, you know this bloke. 00:24:17.36,00:24:19.95 - Do I?[br]- This is a bloke you know. 00:24:20.04,00:24:21.55 (Man) 's that Mr Logan? 00:24:21.64,00:24:24.07 - Who's this?[br]- Hello, Mr Logan. 00:24:24.16,00:24:26.07 - Hello.[br]- What you doin'? 00:24:26.16,00:24:28.95 - Watching telly.[br]- What you watchin? 00:24:29.04,00:24:32.11 Nuffin'. Is that Stan? 00:24:32.20,00:24:34.19 Course it is, you cunt. 00:24:34.28,00:24:36.27 Stan Higgins. 00:24:36.36,00:24:38.95 Wants me to put a team together. 00:24:39.04,00:24:40.63 Eight men. Strong. 00:24:40.72,00:24:43.99 Ain't afraid of graft.[br]It's gonna take all night. 00:24:44.08,00:24:46.83 Good boys, gotta be good boys. 00:24:46.92,00:24:49.87 Reliable. Positive attitude. 00:24:49.96,00:24:53.58 That's very important.[br]Very important. 00:24:53.68,00:24:56.55 That's what we're looking for, Don. 00:24:56.64,00:24:58.15 Who's behind this, Stan? 00:24:58.24,00:25:00.03 Who do you think? 00:25:00.12,00:25:02.87 - Who do you think, Gal?[br]- I dunno. Who? 00:25:02.96,00:25:05.31 - Who?[br]- Teddy. 00:25:06.48,00:25:07.91 Teddy? 00:25:09.32,00:25:14.91 Teddy Bass.[br]Mr Black Magic himself. Teddy Bass. 00:25:15.00,00:25:17.56 Months ago,[br]he gets invited to this party, 00:25:17.64,00:25:20.47 massive place on the Bishops Avenue. 00:25:20.56,00:25:22.23 Wild party, orgy. 00:25:22.32,00:25:23.99 Orgy? 00:25:24.08,00:25:25.99 (Gasping and groaning) 00:25:29.20,00:25:31.79 Said it was fucking incredible. 00:25:31.88,00:25:35.27 Arses everywhere. Doin' everything. 00:25:36.84,00:25:38.35 Wanking, spanking... 00:25:39.40,00:25:40.59 Fucking... 00:25:41.80,00:25:44.23 Cocaine, camcorders... 00:25:45.40,00:25:47.51 Like ancient Rome. 00:25:49.44,00:25:52.63 How are you feeling, Teddy?[br]Are you all right? 00:25:52.72,00:25:54.39 Having fun? 00:25:54.48,00:25:56.23 Yeah, it's a gas. 00:26:01.36,00:26:03.35 What you staring at? 00:26:03.44,00:26:05.63 Who's he fuckin' sitting next to? 00:26:05.72,00:26:08.18 Who's he fuckin' sitting next to? 00:26:08.28,00:26:13.03 (Woman) Teddy, this is Harry,[br]chairman of Imperial Emblatt. 00:26:13.12,00:26:15.58 Only the fuckin' chairman[br]of Imperial Emblatt. 00:26:15.68,00:26:17.07 Heard of that? 00:26:17.16,00:26:18.30 No. 00:26:18.40,00:26:22.83 That's cos they're one of those[br]sniffy lot, don't need publicity. 00:26:22.92,00:26:24.91 The back of your head. 00:26:25.00,00:26:26.87 What did you say? 00:26:26.96,00:26:28.95 I'm staring at the back of your head. 00:26:29.04,00:26:33.75 Well, don't. Stare at the back[br]of your own fucking head. 00:26:33.84,00:26:36.71 Like Standard Gradings TMD,[br]remember them? 00:26:36.80,00:26:39.67 Yeah, safety deposits, late 70's. 00:26:39.76,00:26:42.32 That's it. Only these are bigger. 00:26:42.40,00:26:44.31 Much bigger. 00:26:51.88,00:26:53.95 Men or women? 00:26:54.04,00:26:55.75 Oh... 00:26:58.52,00:27:00.07 definitely. 00:27:39.08,00:27:41.03 (Clicking and whirring) 00:28:11.44,00:28:14.87 (Stan) This chairman's[br]not such a big prick. 00:28:14.96,00:28:16.75 He knows who Teddy Bass is. 00:28:16.84,00:28:20.07 What he is, what he's up to. 00:28:20.16,00:28:21.91 But does he care? 00:28:22.00,00:28:24.91 - Does he, fuck.[br]- Thank you for that, Harry. 00:28:25.00,00:28:28.11 I've been looking[br]for somewhere safe for that. 00:28:28.20,00:28:31.95 It's been in the family[br]for donkey's years, generations. 00:28:32.04,00:28:35.03 Why? Cos the place is impregnable. 00:28:35.12,00:28:38.39 The most elaborate[br]security system in Europe. 00:28:38.48,00:28:41.67 Well, thanks, Teddy.[br]Thank you for choosing us. 00:28:41.76,00:28:43.87 It's a modern fortress. 00:28:43.96,00:28:46.99 No, it's perfect for me.[br]I'm well impressed. 00:28:47.08,00:28:49.59 I feel very...safe. 00:28:50.96,00:28:53.91 Well, rest assured, Teddy,[br]we're very safe. 00:28:54.00,00:28:56.95 Very comforting to know that, Harry. 00:28:57.04,00:28:59.34 Nice doing business with you. 00:29:00.68,00:29:02.87 See you around. 00:29:18.04,00:29:22.03 Tell you what, Stan. That is[br]fucking impressive, that place. 00:29:22.12,00:29:24.95 I'll say that, fucking futuristic. 00:29:25.04,00:29:26.91 (Higgins) Yeah? 00:29:27.00,00:29:28.79 Doable? 00:29:31.28,00:29:33.23 I don't see why not. 00:29:36.60,00:29:40.11 See, where there's a will,[br]and there is a fucking will... 00:29:40.20,00:29:42.15 There's a way. 00:29:42.24,00:29:45.59 (Stan) And there is a fuckin' way. 00:29:45.68,00:29:48.63 There's always a fucking way. 00:29:48.72,00:29:51.91 It's Saturday but you're needed[br]in London Friday. 00:29:52.00,00:29:53.87 It's a bit sudden, innit? 00:29:53.96,00:29:55.95 No, it's very far from sudden. 00:29:56.04,00:29:59.66 It's been five months,[br]I've been in on it for two. 00:29:59.76,00:30:03.67 It's not sudden. Preparation,[br]preparation, preparation. 00:30:03.76,00:30:07.59 It's a piece of piss, a monkey[br]could it, so I thought of you! 00:30:07.68,00:30:09.47 Cheers, Don. 00:30:09.56,00:30:13.15 You're at the Grosvenor,[br]your name's Rowntree. 00:30:13.24,00:30:17.31 If they give you a pull,[br]you're just here to see some friends. 00:30:17.40,00:30:21.23 Somebody'll call you,[br]pick you up. Probably Mike. 00:30:22.68,00:30:24.47 What's that mean? 00:30:26.36,00:30:28.95 - What?[br]- That stupid nodding you're doing. 00:30:34.52,00:30:36.63 Is this a fuck-off, Gal? 00:30:38.08,00:30:39.43 No, course not. 00:30:39.52,00:30:41.43 - Are you saying no?[br]- No. 00:30:41.52,00:30:44.67 - Is that what you're saying?[br]- Not exactly. 00:30:44.76,00:30:47.79 - What are you saying?[br]- I'm just saying... 00:30:47.88,00:30:51.03 Thanks and all that,[br]thanks for thinking of me, 00:30:51.12,00:30:54.15 but I've got to turn[br]this opportunity down. 00:30:54.24,00:30:57.59 No, you've got to[br]turn this opportunity yes. 00:30:57.68,00:31:00.63 - I'm not match fit.[br]- You seem all right to me. 00:31:00.72,00:31:02.63 - Not really.[br]- You look fine. 00:31:02.72,00:31:04.47 - Do the job.[br]- What? 00:31:04.56,00:31:06.03 - Do the job.[br]- No, Don. 00:31:06.12,00:31:07.23 - Yes.[br]- No. 00:31:07.32,00:31:08.43 - Yes.[br]- I can't. 00:31:08.52,00:31:09.91 - Can.[br]- I can't. 00:31:10.00,00:31:11.67 - Don't do this.[br]- Do what? 00:31:11.76,00:31:13.83 - What am I doin'?![br]- This. 00:31:13.92,00:31:16.03 This? This what? 00:31:17.32,00:31:20.19 - Come on, Don.[br]- There's a boy lookin' at us. 00:31:29.28,00:31:32.11 Go home, son. Go on.[br]I don't need you today. 00:31:32.20,00:31:33.91 Go on, go home. 00:31:35.76,00:31:37.63 Go home! 00:31:47.24,00:31:48.83 Who was that? 00:31:48.92,00:31:52.23 A Spanish kid who helps[br]around the house. Nice kid. 00:31:58.44,00:32:02.63 'you wanna go into town for[br]a drink? I'll show you round? 00:32:02.72,00:32:04.83 If you like. I'm not fussed. 00:32:07.48,00:32:10.47 You're on two per cent,[br]maybe even three. 00:32:10.56,00:32:13.07 Depends on the usual bumflufferies. 00:32:13.16,00:32:15.62 It's not about money with us, is it? 00:32:15.72,00:32:20.03 It's the charge, the bolt, the buzz.[br]The sheer fuck-offness, right? 00:32:20.88,00:32:23.87 # Dance to the music[br]like nobody does 00:32:23.96,00:32:27.47 # The first time I saw you[br]I knew it was love 00:32:27.56,00:32:29.39 # Groover... # 00:32:32.44,00:32:34.87 She's all right, Jackie, isn't she? 00:32:34.96,00:32:37.91 Yeah, she's great. Great laugh. 00:32:38.00,00:32:39.14 Big tits. 00:32:40.80,00:32:42.63 Yeah, she's a lovely girl. 00:32:42.72,00:32:46.26 # My heart is on fire[br]the night is divine 00:32:46.36,00:32:49.47 # My only desire[br]is making you mine...# 00:32:49.56,00:32:53.39 I've missed my plane,[br]I'm staying tonight, that all right? 00:32:53.48,00:32:55.15 Course. 00:32:56.24,00:32:57.51 I fucked her. 00:33:00.12,00:33:01.63 It's none of my business. 00:33:01.72,00:33:05.42 I know, I'm just tellin' you.[br]Three years ago. 00:33:06.52,00:33:08.23 Oh, yeah? 00:33:08.32,00:33:10.27 - Dirty cow.[br]- Yeah. 00:33:10.36,00:33:12.31 Aitch knows fuck-all about it. 00:33:12.40,00:33:16.67 What's she doing with him,[br]lanky hunk of piss, fucking pillock. 00:33:17.76,00:33:19.75 He loves her, Don. 00:33:19.84,00:33:21.95 I'm tempted to tell him. 00:33:22.04,00:33:25.27 She tried to stick her finger[br]up my bum. 00:33:25.36,00:33:27.19 I almost hit the roof. 00:33:27.28,00:33:29.91 What d'you make[br]of a woman who'd do that? 00:33:33.48,00:33:36.75 Listen, don't say nothin1,[br]Gal, but I... 00:33:39.48,00:33:42.75 - I quite liked her.[br]- Did ya? 00:33:43.88,00:33:45.43 Mmm. 00:33:48.04,00:33:49.59 How is she, all right? 00:33:53.28,00:33:55.55 - What's that, Don?[br]- You heard. 00:33:55.64,00:33:57.55 No, I didn't, Don. Sorry. 00:33:57.64,00:33:59.99 Yeah? Well, I'm not repeating it. 00:34:01.88,00:34:03.91 How far's the sea? 00:34:11.76,00:34:13.51 Talk to me, Gal. 00:34:15.60,00:34:17.43 I'm here for you. 00:34:18.16,00:34:20.03 I'm a good listener. 00:34:20.12,00:34:22.23 What can I say? I've said it all. 00:34:22.32,00:34:24.39 - I'm retired.[br]- Shut up! 00:34:25.84,00:34:27.91 Cunt. 00:34:28.00,00:34:31.35 You louse. You got some[br]fuckin' neck. Retired? 00:34:31.44,00:34:33.39 Fuck off, you're revolting. 00:34:33.48,00:34:36.35 Your fuckin' suntan,[br]you're like leather. 00:34:36.44,00:34:37.79 Like a leather man. 00:34:37.88,00:34:40.18 You could make a fuckin' suitcase. 00:34:40.28,00:34:43.43 You look like a[br]fat crocodile, fat bastard. 00:34:43.52,00:34:45.67 You look like fuckin' Idi Amin. 00:34:45.76,00:34:49.43 State of you.[br]You should be ashamed of yourself. 00:34:51.64,00:34:53.23 Who d'you think you are? 00:34:54.64,00:34:57.15 King of the castle? Cock of the walk? 00:34:57.24,00:34:58.27 Oof! 00:35:00.32,00:35:02.99 You think this is[br]the Wheel of Fortune? 00:35:03.08,00:35:05.31 You make your dough and fuck off? 00:35:05.40,00:35:10.31 Thanks, Don. See you, Don.[br]Off to Spain, Don. Fuck off, Don. 00:35:10.40,00:35:14.31 Lie in your pool laughing at me,[br]d'you think I'll have that? 00:35:14.40,00:35:16.55 You think I'll have that, ya ponce? 00:35:17.92,00:35:20.11 All right, I'll make it easy. 00:35:22.20,00:35:24.15 God, you're fucking trying. 00:35:24.24,00:35:26.39 Are you gonna do the job? 00:35:27.92,00:35:31.59 It's not a[br]difficult question. Yes or no? 00:35:31.68,00:35:33.71 - Don...[br]- Say it. 00:35:34.88,00:35:36.27 No. 00:35:36.36,00:35:39.11 Yes. Fuck off, wanker,[br]you're doin' it. 00:35:45.16,00:35:48.43 You know what I've noticed, Gal?[br]What stands out? 00:35:48.52,00:35:50.79 You haven't asked about anybody. 00:35:50.88,00:35:54.50 Everyone asks after you,[br]"How's Gal? Heard from him?" 00:35:54.60,00:35:57.31 "No, not for a while."[br]"Is he all right?" 00:35:57.40,00:35:59.83 Leaves me wondering,[br]"Have I upset him? 00:35:59.92,00:36:02.83 "Must have, I'll ask him."[br]Have I upset you? 00:36:02.92,00:36:04.75 - Course not.[br]- Meaning? 00:36:04.84,00:36:06.59 Well, you haven't. 00:36:06.68,00:36:09.39 You're British,[br]not a fucking Spaniard. 00:36:09.48,00:36:10.99 Don't kid yourself... 00:36:11.08,00:36:12.79 (Brakes screech) 00:36:18.52,00:36:19.99 What's that? 00:36:20.08,00:36:21.51 (Bleating) 00:36:21.60,00:36:23.31 It's a goat. 00:36:23.40,00:36:25.43 They're a fucking nuisance. 00:36:25.52,00:36:27.90 What's it lookin' at me for? 00:36:28.80,00:36:31.31 God, the steak was enormous! 00:36:31.40,00:36:33.55 Size of it. Couldn't finish it. 00:36:36.84,00:36:39.59 And he were nice, weren't he?[br]The waiter. 00:36:39.68,00:36:41.95 Oh, yeah. Very attentive. 00:36:43.68,00:36:45.83 He liked you, Deedee, didn't he, Dee? 00:36:45.92,00:36:48.71 - Liked you.[br]- He's got good taste. 00:36:50.32,00:36:53.47 (Aitch) Handsome, weren't he?[br]Bloody Adonis. 00:36:53.56,00:36:55.03 Wasn't expensive... 00:36:55.12,00:36:57.95 You sound nice on the phone, Jack. 00:36:59.24,00:37:00.67 Nice telephone voice. 00:37:02.52,00:37:04.98 Sound like you work in an office. 00:37:08.40,00:37:12.43 - You ever worked in an office?[br]- No. 00:37:12.52,00:37:14.67 No? 00:37:16.96,00:37:18.67 Nice telephone voice. 00:37:21.08,00:37:22.91 I've worked in an office. 00:37:24.36,00:37:25.87 I was 17. 00:37:25.96,00:37:28.11 Does that surprise you? 00:37:28.20,00:37:30.35 What, that you were 17? 00:37:35.56,00:37:40.07 You got very nice eyes, Deedee.[br]Never noticed them before. 00:37:40.16,00:37:42.43 They real? 00:37:45.36,00:37:47.35 I'll get us all a drink, eh? 00:37:47.44,00:37:49.43 I'll give you a hand. 00:37:53.72,00:37:56.91 - He's staying the night.[br]- Have you told him? 00:37:58.08,00:37:59.79 Have you told him?! 00:37:59.88,00:38:01.91 - Yeah.[br]- And? 00:38:03.16,00:38:04.71 It's not that simple. 00:38:04.80,00:38:07.10 Did you know he fucked Jackie? 00:38:08.40,00:38:09.67 Yeah. 00:38:13.08,00:38:15.59 (Footsteps) 00:38:18.04,00:38:20.27 What the fuck was she playing at? 00:38:20.36,00:38:22.95 (Aitch) This is a fucking nightmare. 00:38:23.04,00:38:25.03 He's a fucking nightmare. 00:38:25.12,00:38:28.74 What happened?[br]What'd he say? You told him? 00:38:29.88,00:38:31.43 He knows. 00:40:07.28,00:40:11.47 Shouldn't have told him that.[br]Shouldn't have said anything. 00:40:11.56,00:40:13.86 Where? In the bar. About Jackie. 00:40:13.96,00:40:15.67 Jackie the Paki. 00:40:15.76,00:40:17.79 What, Gal? He's all right? 00:40:17.88,00:40:20.99 Still, giving too much of[br]yourself away. Fucking mouth. 00:40:21.08,00:40:22.59 Best keep schtum. 00:40:22.68,00:40:24.98 Schtum schtum, quick quick, schtum. 00:40:25.08,00:40:28.31 Big mouth,[br]fucking big mouth Don, Don, Don. 00:40:47.40,00:40:49.11 You all right, mate? 00:40:51.00,00:40:52.63 Don't look it. 00:40:55.84,00:40:58.19 Someone taking the piss, are they? 00:40:58.28,00:40:59.79 Liberties? 00:41:02.12,00:41:04.19 What? That cunt through there? 00:41:05.56,00:41:08.59 What's he said to you?[br]It's all right, mate. 00:41:08.68,00:41:10.43 You can tell me. 00:41:11.56,00:41:13.94 He said that? 00:41:15.92,00:41:17.59 Just like that? No... 00:41:17.68,00:41:19.59 That lump of shit said that? 00:41:19.68,00:41:21.59 Expects you to take that? 00:41:21.68,00:41:24.06 What, does he think you're a cunt? 00:41:24.16,00:41:27.78 I'll sort him out for you,[br]shall I? It's not a problem. 00:41:29.60,00:41:31.55 Can't have that. 00:41:34.68,00:41:36.71 Get up, you cunt! 00:41:36.80,00:41:39.87 - Lazy bastard![br]- Get out of our room! 00:41:39.96,00:41:41.43 Get out, Don. 00:41:41.52,00:41:43.19 Get out! 00:41:44.32,00:41:45.99 I'll be downstairs. 00:41:46.08,00:41:48.75 (Gal) Unh...unh... 00:41:52.80,00:41:54.47 I love you, Gal. 00:41:55.64,00:42:00.15 You're loveable. Big, loveable bloke. 00:42:01.32,00:42:03.47 Loveable lump. Loveable lummox. 00:42:03.56,00:42:05.31 Gal Dove, party boy. 00:42:06.36,00:42:08.11 Big oaf. 00:42:16.32,00:42:18.19 So how is she? All right? 00:42:22.60,00:42:24.79 No, no, how is she? 00:42:25.92,00:42:30.55 Well, is she? She looks it.[br]Climate obviously agrees with her. 00:42:30.64,00:42:32.35 Still game for a laugh? 00:42:35.20,00:42:39.59 Honestly, of all the birds you[br]could've had and you picked her. 00:42:40.72,00:42:42.27 Gal Dove. 00:42:42.36,00:42:44.47 Gal fuckin' Dove. 00:42:44.56,00:42:47.87 Dove the Love. Glamorous Gal.[br]Big Gal. Gorgeous. 00:42:47.96,00:42:50.87 Used to have a great body.[br]Great physique. 00:42:50.96,00:42:55.35 Birds loved you, couldn't get enough,[br]and you wind up with that. 00:42:56.72,00:42:58.75 Dirty Deedee. 00:42:58.84,00:43:01.40 I love her with all my heart. 00:43:02.24,00:43:04.91 (Don) You know Vicky Raisins,[br]the pornographer? 00:43:05.00,00:43:09.63 He's an old man, but he still[br]operates off the Old Kent Road. 00:43:09.72,00:43:11.59 Says Deedee1s still got a fan club. 00:43:11.68,00:43:16.35 They meet up every month.[br]The Wednesday Wank they call it. 00:43:16.44,00:43:20.83 They're in big demand nowadays,[br]those films. She's very popular. 00:43:20.92,00:43:22.99 Very popular. You seen 'em? 00:43:23.08,00:43:26.55 (Gal) I've seen 'em.[br](Don) What a stain on your life. 00:43:26.64,00:43:31.11 All the Persil in the world[br]couldn't shift it. She's disgusting. 00:43:35.12,00:43:36.83 Do it. 00:43:36.92,00:43:38.99 (Sighs) I'm retired. 00:43:40.72,00:43:43.91 - Do it.[br]- This is madness. 00:43:44.00,00:43:47.59 I've had enough[br]"Crime and Punishment" bollocks. 00:43:47.68,00:43:49.59 I'm happy here. 00:43:51.52,00:43:54.75 I won't let you be happy![br]Why should I?! 00:43:56.08,00:43:58.87 Friday, the Grosvenor,[br]you'll be there. 00:43:58.96,00:44:01.63 - I won't.[br]- You will. I told Ted. 00:44:01.72,00:44:04.99 - No, I won't.[br]- You will! You're Mr Rowntree! 00:44:05.08,00:44:07.95 - No.[br]- Yes, Rowntree! Yes, Grosvenor! 00:44:08.04,00:44:09.47 - No.[br]- Friday! 00:44:09.56,00:44:11.31 - I won't...[br]- You will! 00:44:11.40,00:44:13.67 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 00:44:16.08,00:44:19.43 Don, let's stop[br]kidding ourselves, eh? 00:44:19.52,00:44:22.87 We know the reason you're here[br]and it's not just me. 00:44:27.08,00:44:28.63 What'd you say? 00:44:28.72,00:44:30.79 It's not just because of me. 00:44:30.88,00:44:32.43 What you talkin' about? 00:44:32.52,00:44:34.43 You didn't come here to... 00:44:35.80,00:44:37.27 just because of me. 00:44:39.52,00:44:43.67 I find this astonishing.[br]You're amazing. This is astoundin'. 00:44:44.76,00:44:49.43 - (Snorts) Repeat.[br]- Let's be honest. 00:44:51.56,00:44:53.75 This is about Jackie. 00:45:05.84,00:45:07.35 I come over here... 00:45:07.44,00:45:10.15 for professional reasons,[br]nothing else. 00:45:10.24,00:45:12.03 On a professional mission. 00:45:12.12,00:45:13.95 I've gotta hand-pick a team. 00:45:14.04,00:45:16.11 I had you in mind for that team. 00:45:16.20,00:45:18.07 But your attitude appals me, 00:45:18.16,00:45:21.35 not what you're saying,[br]what you're not saying. 00:45:21.44,00:45:23.19 Insinuendoes. 00:45:23.28,00:45:27.59 You're demonstrating some[br]whopping great ego, my friend. 00:45:27.68,00:45:31.15 That sort of big-headedness[br]can be a right turn-off! 00:45:31.24,00:45:35.15 If you don't wanna do the job,[br]fair enough, I can accept that! 00:45:35.24,00:45:39.35 Considering the outrageousness[br]of what's going on in your head, 00:45:39.44,00:45:43.71 whatever stinking thoughts[br]you're having, we can go it alone! 00:45:43.80,00:45:45.75 Cos they're so disgusting! 00:45:48.92,00:45:50.79 Fuckin' hell! Fuckin' hell! 00:45:50.88,00:45:54.47 I would like to leave,[br]now, please. Get me a taxi. 00:46:30.44,00:46:32.79 Sir, I'm afraid you can't smoke. 00:46:32.88,00:46:34.31 What? What do you want? 00:46:34.40,00:46:37.03 Your cigarette,[br]you have to put it out. 00:46:37.12,00:46:38.95 Cigarette? What, this? 00:46:39.04,00:46:41.03 - No, I'm not gonna.[br]- You must. 00:46:41.12,00:46:44.23 - Why's that?[br]- If you don't, we can't take off. 00:46:44.32,00:46:46.59 Well, that's your problem, innit? 00:46:47.68,00:46:49.39 It's your move. 00:46:51.04,00:46:53.39 - I'm afraid...[br]- I won't put it out, 00:46:53.48,00:46:56.51 just wait till I've finished it,[br]simple as that. 00:46:58.20,00:47:00.31 Why don't you just put it out? 00:47:02.92,00:47:06.91 You want me to cut your hands[br]off and use it as an ashtray? 00:47:07.00,00:47:10.91 You prepared to let me[br]stub it out on your eyeball? 00:47:11.00,00:47:12.91 I'll put it out. Agreeable? 00:47:14.40,00:47:16.19 No. 00:47:19.88,00:47:21.95 Here come the gay brigade, look. 00:47:23.08,00:47:24.59 I'll tell you what... 00:47:24.68,00:47:26.39 I'll get off the plane. 00:47:26.48,00:47:29.31 You happy with that?[br]I'm happy with that. 00:47:29.40,00:47:31.23 I'll smoke it outside. 00:47:32.84,00:47:34.31 Open the door! 00:47:35.92,00:47:37.63 I hope this crashes. 00:47:37.72,00:47:39.51 Open the fucking door! 00:47:52.40,00:47:54.11 (Door opens) 00:48:00.60,00:48:02.67 This is very serious, Mr Logan. 00:48:02.76,00:48:05.79 You're right,[br]I've been here for five hours. 00:48:05.88,00:48:08.51 As you may know, all European... 00:48:08.60,00:48:12.07 Before you start,[br]let me ask you something, please. 00:48:15.92,00:48:18.55 Have you ever been[br]sexually assaulted? 00:48:18.64,00:48:20.55 Neither have I, until today. 00:48:20.64,00:48:22.87 - What?[br]- That's what I said. 00:48:22.96,00:48:25.42 I'm putting my bag[br]up in the cupboard, 00:48:25.52,00:48:28.95 next thing, I feel hands on me,[br]someone's touched me, 00:48:29.04,00:48:31.55 touched my front...my front bottom. 00:48:31.64,00:48:33.19 I've gone all cold. 00:48:33.28,00:48:35.63 I look round, he's standing there, 00:48:35.72,00:48:38.71 that steward[br]with a guilty look on his face. 00:48:38.80,00:48:40.43 I didn't know what to say. 00:48:40.52,00:48:43.08 I had to sit down,[br]I was that perturbed. 00:48:43.16,00:48:47.43 Then his mate, the other one[br]telling us what to do if we crash, 00:48:47.52,00:48:51.39 he starts and all,[br]starts lookin' at me all funny. 00:48:51.48,00:48:55.35 I don't know if they wanted me[br]for a twos-up or something, 00:48:55.44,00:48:57.31 I don't know how they work it, 00:48:57.40,00:49:00.31 but it scared me,[br]I was shakin' like a leaf. 00:49:00.40,00:49:04.23 So without thinking, I lit[br]a cigarette to calm my nerves. 00:49:04.32,00:49:07.03 I was tremblin',[br]I was very emotional. 00:49:07.12,00:49:11.31 That's when the rest happened.[br]It's very regrettable. 00:49:11.40,00:49:15.07 Now, I don't want to[br]kick up a fuss, right? 00:49:15.16,00:49:18.19 Press charges,[br]contact the British Embassy. 00:49:18.28,00:49:22.03 I'd rather not pursue[br]those channels, it's not my style. 00:49:22.12,00:49:25.74 I wouldn't lose the man his job,[br]man's got to eat. 00:49:25.84,00:49:29.83 I'm sure he1s not representative[br]of all you Spanish people. 00:49:29.92,00:49:34.27 But have a word with him,[br]let him know he's been rumbled. 00:49:35.88,00:49:37.75 It's the one with the ginger hair. 00:49:40.80,00:49:43.36 (Aitch) What d'you think he's saying? 00:49:43.44,00:49:45.47 "Gal told me to go fuck myself"? 00:49:47.16,00:49:49.51 (Dee) Gal, how long you gonna be? 00:49:49.60,00:49:51.19 I'm just combing my hair. 00:49:51.28,00:49:53.58 - He'd look a right cunt.[br]- He is. 00:49:53.68,00:49:57.71 That's not what I'm saying.[br]I'm saying he has to save face. 00:49:57.80,00:50:00.43 Protect himself. His image, his ego. 00:50:02.00,00:50:04.46 No. I'll tell you what's happening. 00:50:06.44,00:50:08.71 He's gone back and he's said... 00:50:10.80,00:50:13.10 "I've decided not to go with Gal, 00:50:13.20,00:50:16.07 "he's fat, looks terrible,[br]Michelin man." 00:50:16.16,00:50:18.11 Fuck off, I'm beautiful. 00:50:18.20,00:50:19.34 (Aitch laughs) 00:50:19.44,00:50:22.31 No, mate, put yourself[br]in his perspective, 00:50:22.40,00:50:23.83 the way he sees things. 00:50:23.92,00:50:26.03 You're in the clear. Trust me. 00:50:31.52,00:50:34.67 Think I'm stupid?![br]Think I'm a fucking cunt?! 00:50:34.76,00:50:36.99 You think I'm gonna have that? 00:50:37.08,00:50:38.99 Do you think I'll have that? 00:50:39.08,00:50:43.07 My fucking ears were burnin'[br]all the way in the fuckin' cab! 00:50:43.16,00:50:45.15 Fuckin' on fire! 00:50:45.24,00:50:47.47 - What happened?[br]- What happened? 00:50:47.56,00:50:49.31 What fuckin' happened? 00:50:49.40,00:50:52.94 I'll tell you what[br]fuckin' happened, you tell me, Gal. 00:50:53.04,00:50:57.11 Gave me a fucking knock-back,[br]you fat fuckin' cunt. 00:50:57.20,00:50:59.43 - Problem with the plane?[br]- What? 00:50:59.52,00:51:02.03 What did you fuckin' say, cunt? What? 00:51:02.12,00:51:04.68 Problem? Fucking problem? 00:51:04.76,00:51:06.55 No, mate, no. 00:51:07.92,00:51:10.11 No problem with the plane, cunt, 00:51:10.20,00:51:13.43 fucking plane was perfect,[br]you're the problem. 00:51:13.52,00:51:18.23 You fucking Dr White honkin1[br]jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! 00:51:18.32,00:51:22.43 You keep lookin' at me,[br]I1ll put you in the fucking ground! 00:51:22.52,00:51:25.75 Dee, take Jackie and Aitch inside. 00:51:25.84,00:51:27.39 Yeah. 00:51:28.68,00:51:31.71 - Drink?[br]- Yeah, you scheming cunt! 00:51:31.80,00:51:34.83 See if the ladies[br]let you try on their panties! 00:51:34.92,00:51:36.59 - You fuckin'...[br]- Don... 00:51:36.68,00:51:39.67 Shut up! Shut up. 00:51:49.64,00:51:52.43 Not this time, Gal. Not this time. 00:51:52.52,00:51:54.11 Not this fucking time. 00:51:54.20,00:51:56.55 No! No, no, no, no,[br]no, no, no, no, no! 00:51:56.64,00:52:00.34 No! No, no, no, no, no, no,[br]no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:52:00.44,00:52:04.79 No! Not this fucking time.[br]No fucking way, no fucking way! 00:52:04.88,00:52:07.07 You made me look a right cunt! 00:52:07.16,00:52:09.43 Like a right fucking Mr Confused! 00:52:10.68,00:52:12.43 What's Jackie gonna think? 00:52:12.52,00:52:15.51 Not that I care,[br]that's you fucking me about. 00:52:15.60,00:52:17.87 Is your middle name "Ungrateful"? 00:52:17.96,00:52:21.23 You just gonna stand there[br]like Porky Pig? 00:52:21.32,00:52:25.83 Hiding behind your wife's skirt?[br]Your ex-porn star wife's skirt! 00:52:25.92,00:52:28.83 I don't give two fucks[br]what Jackie Big-Tits thinks, 00:52:28.92,00:52:31.79 I've got enough fucking[br]information on her. 00:52:31.88,00:52:35.31 So what if she's got a pretty face,[br]that could all change! 00:52:35.40,00:52:37.03 Age changes that! 00:52:37.12,00:52:39.99 See if she's still coming[br]with a face like a prune! 00:52:40.08,00:52:42.46 Aitch will be well gone by then! 00:52:43.80,00:52:45.59 I'm gonna kill you, Gal. 00:52:46.60,00:52:47.99 I'm gonna fucking kill him. 00:52:48.72,00:52:50.55 (Screams) 00:52:55.00,00:52:56.55 (Gal groaning) 00:52:59.92,00:53:01.59 You point a gun at me? 00:53:01.68,00:53:03.98 (Chuckles) Point a gun at me? 00:53:05.40,00:53:07.47 Gonna shoot me, are you? 00:53:07.56,00:53:09.71 Gonna shoot me. 00:53:11.12,00:53:13.83 Go on, then, shoot me.[br]It's all right. 00:53:13.92,00:53:15.59 Shoot me. 00:53:21.24,00:53:22.55 I'll have that. 00:53:29.08,00:53:30.79 There you go. 00:53:40.84,00:53:42.43 (Thunder crashes) 00:53:49.56,00:53:51.11 Cheers. Good luck. 00:54:11.92,00:54:13.87 (Phone) 00:54:27.04,00:54:29.11 (Don) You're at the Grosvenor. 00:54:29.20,00:54:31.87 Your name's Rowntree, like Smarties. 00:54:31.96,00:54:35.91 If they give you a pull,[br]you're just here to see some friends. 00:54:38.68,00:54:41.47 Somebody'll call you, pick you up. 00:54:42.68,00:54:44.75 Probably Mike. 00:55:51.60,00:55:53.51 Gal, got a minute? 00:56:01.80,00:56:03.19 Stan. 00:56:04.88,00:56:06.39 Hello, Ted. 00:56:06.48,00:56:09.43 How did he seem, Gal?[br]How did he come across? 00:56:09.52,00:56:10.91 - Who?[br]- Don. 00:56:11.00,00:56:13.95 Don? He was all right.[br]He was Don. Why? 00:56:14.04,00:56:16.15 Just...trying to trace back. 00:56:16.24,00:56:18.15 He was due back on Wednesday. 00:56:18.24,00:56:21.39 He stayed with me Wednesday,[br]left...Thursday. 00:56:21.48,00:56:22.87 - Yesterday?[br]- Yeah. 00:56:22.96,00:56:26.23 - That's what I mean.[br]- You take him to the airport? 00:56:26.32,00:56:27.59 - No.[br]- You didn't? 00:56:27.68,00:56:29.59 No, he got a cab. Why? 00:56:29.68,00:56:32.03 You didn't see him[br]get on the plane? 00:56:32.12,00:56:35.03 No, not personally, no,[br]but I know he got on. 00:56:35.12,00:56:36.55 How? 00:56:36.64,00:56:39.59 - He called me from Heathrow.[br]- He called you? 00:56:39.68,00:56:42.39 - Yeah. What's happened?[br]- Why'd he call? 00:56:42.48,00:56:45.43 I don't know,[br]he said he'd landed safely. 00:56:45.52,00:56:47.03 I thought it was funny. 00:56:47.12,00:56:50.27 Sorry, about this, Gal,[br]but Don's gone AWOL. 00:56:50.36,00:56:52.07 - Oh.[br]- You finished, Ted? 00:56:52.16,00:56:55.03 - Yeah.[br]- You can go back. 00:56:55.12,00:56:58.79 - We'll be through in a minute.[br]- Good to see you. 00:57:04.28,00:57:06.58 (All laughing) 00:57:27.40,00:57:30.79 I'm just taking it step by step,[br]what else can I do? 00:57:36.92,00:57:39.63 Just one more day,[br]darling, one more day. 00:57:39.72,00:57:42.67 That's all it is, just one more day. 00:57:50.84,00:57:53.22 Dee? Dee? 00:57:56.96,00:57:59.47 I love you[br]like a rose loves rainwater, 00:57:59.56,00:58:03.07 like a leopard loves his partner[br]in the jungle, like... 00:58:03.16,00:58:06.15 I don't know[br]what like I love you. 00:58:12.56,00:58:14.47 I love you. I love you. 00:58:16.88,00:58:18.39 I know you know. 00:58:18.48,00:58:21.59 I know. I know that. 00:58:22.92,00:58:25.79 I know you love me[br]because I feel strong. 00:58:30.44,00:58:33.39 I have to go, I've got to get back. 00:58:34.64,00:58:36.55 I'm gonna hang up now. 00:58:39.32,00:58:42.47 I just want you to do[br]one thing for me. Just one. 00:58:46.44,00:58:48.67 Just say my name for me. 00:58:51.08,00:58:52.79 Just once. 00:58:56.92,00:58:58.47 Gal. 00:59:05.72,00:59:07.63 (Men laughing) 01:00:22.88,01:00:26.79 This phone call from Heathrow,[br]tell me what he said again. 01:00:26.88,01:00:28.71 Who, Don? I told you. 01:00:31.36,01:00:32.87 Tell me again. 01:00:34.76,01:00:37.06 - Just that he got back safe...[br]- No. 01:00:37.16,01:00:39.99 - He didn't do that.[br]- How d1you mean? 01:00:40.08,01:00:43.15 - I mean he didn't do that.[br]- Yeah, he did. 01:00:43.24,01:00:47.19 No, he didn't. 01:00:47.28,01:00:50.07 He didn't phone you from Heathrow. 01:00:50.16,01:00:54.03 I'm the one who got the call.[br]If you know different, tell me. 01:00:58.08,01:01:01.51 I don't know, Ted.[br]I don't know what you're getting at. 01:01:01.60,01:01:05.07 Don offered me a job,[br]I said, "Yes, please", he goes. 01:01:08.28,01:01:10.74 Next thing,[br]he phones me from Heathrow 01:01:10.84,01:01:13.07 and says, "See you Friday night". 01:01:13.16,01:01:16.86 - That's how he left it.[br]- But he didn't phone from Heathrow. 01:01:16.96,01:01:20.95 All right, he didn't phone me[br]from Heathrow, but he phoned me. 01:01:27.44,01:01:29.39 I'm not lying, Ted. 01:01:38.28,01:01:39.55 OK. 01:01:44.28,01:01:45.75 All right. 01:01:50.40,01:01:53.31 - Good luck tonight.[br]- Cheers. 01:01:55.76,01:01:57.03 I'm hurt! 01:03:02.80,01:03:04.75 See you around. 01:03:12.36,01:03:16.99 (Don) Where there's a will,[br]and there is a fucking will... 01:03:17.08,01:03:18.79 (Stan) There's a way. 01:03:18.88,01:03:21.03 And there is a fuckin' way. 01:03:22.84,01:03:25.35 (Ted) There's always[br]a fuckin1 way. 01:04:18.84,01:04:20.39 How's it going, Gal? 01:04:20.48,01:04:24.10 We're in there, Stan,[br]but it ain't getting any easier. 01:04:24.20,01:04:26.15 It's just so fucking awkward. 01:04:27.92,01:04:30.27 - What time is it?[br]- Ten to twelve. 01:04:30.36,01:04:32.99 - How long?[br]- Another three hours, Ted. 01:04:33.08,01:04:37.51 - Maybe four.[br]- Fuck that. Two, two and half. 01:05:33.48,01:05:35.19 (Don groaning) 01:05:41.52,01:05:44.03 (Growling) 01:05:47.68,01:05:50.43 (Shouting incoherently) 01:05:55.64,01:05:58.07 Oh, my God! Help me! 01:06:11.72,01:06:14.99 You've fucked hundreds![br]Fucked hundreds! 01:06:24.56,01:06:25.70 Jackie... 01:06:27.24,01:06:28.51 I love you. 01:06:41.08,01:06:42.99 (Don) Help me, you cunt! 01:06:48.80,01:06:50.75 Get the fucking gun! 01:07:00.20,01:07:01.99 (Don) Fat, fat, cunt, cunt! 01:07:02.08,01:07:04.15 Murdering twat! 01:07:12.32,01:07:13.99 Bollock! 01:07:16.76,01:07:19.06 (Don mumbling incoherently) 01:07:28.16,01:07:32.07 I fucked Jackie. Fucked her. 01:07:34.56,01:07:36.35 Ask her, she1ll tell you. 01:07:36.44,01:07:38.07 I fucked her. 01:07:39.48,01:07:40.99 Yeah, well... 01:07:42.16,01:07:44.31 I've fucked you now, haven1t I? 01:07:47.76,01:07:49.71 Right, Malky, get Gal out! 01:08:08.20,01:08:09.95 (All shouting) 01:08:30.76,01:08:32.51 Everyone all right? 01:09:04.48,01:09:06.47 (Hammering) 01:10:09.16,01:10:10.95 (Man) Wheel 'em out! 01:10:11.04,01:10:13.11 (Cheering) 01:10:18.00,01:10:20.67 (Laughing and shouting) 01:10:35.68,01:10:37.15 (Applause) 01:10:42.24,01:10:43.55 Gentlemen... 01:10:44.76,01:10:47.19 - You're all cunts.[br]- (Laughter) 01:10:48.88,01:10:50.19 You tired? 01:10:50.28,01:10:52.71 No, I'm all right, actually, Ted. 01:10:52.80,01:10:56.58 You're a fucking millionaire[br]now, ain't ya? 01:11:12.44,01:11:15.63 - I was gonna say...[br]- Gal, no, no, you... 01:11:20.56,01:11:24.47 Go on...What? 01:11:24.56,01:11:26.31 (Chuckling) 01:11:29.36,01:11:32.63 Congratulations,[br]it went like a fucking dream. 01:11:32.72,01:11:34.59 Congratulations all round. 01:11:36.36,01:11:39.71 What's the matter?[br]You do not look happy. 01:11:39.80,01:11:42.15 Me? No, I'm happy. I1m well happy. 01:11:42.24,01:11:44.19 We're all happy, mate. 01:11:45.32,01:11:47.15 Yeah. 01:11:48.44,01:11:50.15 What's with the bag? 01:11:51.24,01:11:54.71 You, er... You shootin' off? 01:11:54.80,01:11:58.15 Who, me? No. Well, yeah.[br]I've got a plane to catch. 01:11:58.24,01:12:00.47 - Have you?[br]- Mm. 01:12:02.40,01:12:03.95 I'll give you a lift. 01:12:04.04,01:12:06.31 - It's all right, Ted...[br]- Come on. 01:12:11.08,01:12:13.03 See you later, Stan. 01:12:35.48,01:12:38.59 I've just got to[br]stop off for a minute. 01:12:38.68,01:12:40.27 Is that all right? 01:12:41.76,01:12:44.39 Yeah. Course. 01:13:06.44,01:13:08.39 Come with me. 01:13:30.04,01:13:31.99 (Doorbell) 01:13:46.76,01:13:48.71 (Doorbell) 01:13:57.12,01:13:59.39 (Harry) Who is it? 01:13:59.48,01:14:00.99 It's Teddy. 01:14:06.40,01:14:10.31 What do you want? It's ten past five. 01:14:10.40,01:14:14.83 I know, I'm sorry. I need[br]your help, something's happened. 01:14:20.88,01:14:22.75 What is it? 01:14:22.84,01:14:24.83 (Teddy) Come in, Gal. 01:14:31.16,01:14:32.87 What are you doing? 01:14:32.96,01:14:36.71 I need a drink for my friend.[br]Can you fix him one? 01:14:42.24,01:14:44.47 So, what are you having, Gal? 01:14:45.84,01:14:49.43 Um...I'll have a whisky, please. 01:14:51.48,01:14:52.87 Cheers. 01:15:11.72,01:15:13.39 No, I'm all right. 01:15:31.64,01:15:33.67 Where's Don, Gal? 01:15:38.48,01:15:40.83 He never left Spain, I know that. 01:15:44.92,01:15:46.91 He never got on the plane. 01:15:47.00,01:15:51.11 Well, he did, and he got off again. 01:15:52.88,01:15:56.39 And there's no record[br]of him getting another flight. 01:16:00.44,01:16:05.07 I can only assume...[br]he's still in Spain. 01:16:14.32,01:16:16.88 I'm not into this any more, Ted. 01:16:35.36,01:16:36.95 Spain, eh? 01:16:38.04,01:16:39.35 Yeah. 01:16:39.44,01:16:41.74 I must drop in sometime. 01:16:43.64,01:16:45.63 Pay my respects. 01:16:48.60,01:16:51.63 How much did he say[br]you were on for this? 01:16:51.72,01:16:54.95 - He wasn't specific...[br]- I'm giving you a tenner. 01:17:18.72,01:17:20.67 I've only got twenties. 01:17:21.84,01:17:23.79 You got change? 01:17:49.16,01:17:50.79 You see... 01:17:52.28,01:17:54.63 if I cared, Gal... 01:17:56.24,01:17:58.39 if I fucking cared... 01:17:58.48,01:18:02.07 if I gave a solitary fuck[br]about Don... 01:18:23.76,01:18:25.99 Get out of the fucking car. 01:19:36.96,01:19:41.19 (Aitch) Look, with this pill,[br]they say you take it and that's it. 01:19:41.28,01:19:44.79 Your hair don't grow,[br]you don't go bald, it stays the same. 01:19:44.88,01:19:48.07 You have your hair cut once,[br]in whatever style you want, 01:19:48.16,01:19:51.91 and it stays like that for[br]the rest of your natural life. 01:19:52.00,01:19:53.83 It's revolutionary. 01:19:53.92,01:19:59.23 (Jackie) What if you get fed up[br]with your style, you berk? 01:19:59.32,01:20:02.99 Ahh... Well, that1s[br]where the antidote comes in. 01:20:03.08,01:20:04.79 - Oh![br]- Smart-arse. 01:20:04.88,01:20:07.51 The whole process is reversible. 01:20:07.60,01:20:09.63 You just take a different pill. 01:20:11.24,01:20:14.31 Now, I'm not saying this[br]is gonna happen next year 01:20:14.40,01:20:17.55 but it will happen,[br]it's definitely coming. 01:20:17.64,01:20:20.39 Hairdressers are shitting themselves. 01:20:20.48,01:20:22.43 (Jackie laughing) Shut up! 01:20:22.52,01:20:25.43 They did a test[br]with three monkeys, right? 01:20:25.52,01:20:28.08 Gave 'em all a Beatles-style haircut. 01:20:28.16,01:20:32.03 They've been living with that[br]cut for the past two years. 01:20:33.36,01:20:36.27 And apparently,[br]they're very happy with it. 01:20:36.36,01:20:39.95 (Deedee) I can't listen to this! 01:20:40.04,01:20:43.03 You hungry, love?[br]Shall I fix you a sandwich? 01:20:43.12,01:20:45.71 Oh, yeah. That'd be lovely. 01:20:52.32,01:20:54.59 (Don) Told you you1d do the job. 01:20:54.68,01:20:58.59 (Gal) Yeah, well...[br]you were right, Don. 01:21:00.56,01:21:03.47 Technically speaking,[br]you were right. 01:21:05.76,01:21:07.75 But you're dead. 01:21:09.08,01:21:10.67 So shut up. 01:21:24.92,01:21:26.67 (Roars) 01:21:34.16,01:21:37.15 # When marimba rhythms start to play 01:21:37.24,01:21:38.99 # Dance with me 01:21:39.08,01:21:41.11 # Make me sway 01:21:41.20,01:21:44.63 # Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore 01:21:44.72,01:21:46.71 # Hold me close 01:21:46.80,01:21:48.79 # Sway me more 01:21:48.88,01:21:52.50 # Like a flower bending in the breeze 01:21:52.60,01:21:54.35 # Bend with me 01:21:54.44,01:21:56.63 # Sway with ease 01:21:56.72,01:22:00.03 # When we dance[br]you have a way with me 01:22:00.12,01:22:04.11 # Stay with me, sway with me 01:22:04.20,01:22:07.87 # Other dancers may be on the floor 01:22:07.96,01:22:11.91 # Dear, but my eyes[br]will see only you 01:22:12.00,01:22:15.91 # Only you have the magic technique 01:22:16.00,01:22:19.67 # When we sway I grow weak 01:22:19.76,01:22:23.30 # I can hear the sound of violins 01:22:23.40,01:22:25.35 # Long before 01:22:25.44,01:22:27.59 # It begins 01:22:27.68,01:22:31.07 # Make me thrill[br]as only you know how 01:22:31.16,01:22:32.99 # Sway me smooth 01:22:33.08,01:22:35.51 # Sway me now 01:23:35.16,01:23:38.51 # When marimba rhythms start to play 01:23:38.60,01:23:40.35 # Dance with me 01:23:40.44,01:23:42.47 # Make me sway 01:23:42.56,01:23:45.99 # Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore 01:23:46.08,01:23:48.07 # Hold me close 01:23:48.16,01:23:50.46 # Sway me more 01:23:50.56,01:23:54.23 # Other dancers may be on the floor 01:23:54.32,01:23:58.27 # Dear, but my eyes[br]will see only you 01:23:58.36,01:24:02.27 # Only you have the magic technique 01:24:02.36,01:24:06.03 # When we sway I grow weak 01:24:06.12,01:24:09.66 # I can hear the sound of violins 01:24:09.76,01:24:11.71 # Long before 01:24:11.80,01:24:13.87 # It begins 01:24:13.96,01:24:16.99 # Make me thrill[br]as only you know how 01:24:17.08,01:24:19.03 # Sway me smooth 01:24:19.12,01:24:21.47 # Sway me now 01:24:22.60,01:24:26.27 # You know how, sway me smooth 01:24:26.36,01:24:30.63 # Sway me now # 01:24:39.88,01:24:43.47 DVD Subtitles[br]by European Captioning Institute |
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