
Sex and ZenClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Sex and Zen"Click here to download the movie "Sex and Zen"Relevant Links:Zen BuddhismZen Justice Pigs In Zen Zen Brain Ensenada, Zenón de Somodevilla, marqués de la Sex Has Come Between Us More Links:"The Carnal Praying Mat" is the most famous of the three erotic novels written more than 400 years ago It was banned for its erotic depiction In the Yuen Dynasty, there lived a monk, who always carried a sack with him and was thus called "the Sack Monk" He's known for his profound knowledge in Buddhist philosophy A young and lecherous scholar Mei Yeung Sheng went to see the Sack Monk, because he thought the Buddhist teachings of abstention from sex is opposed to human nature A heated argument started between the two men and they parted unhappily in the end You should care about... your next life as well as this one You enjoy flirting with other people's wives and daughters But how about if your wife was being flirted with? What one does to others must be avenged I thought such a famous monk as you must have extraordinary ideas in this matter I am disappointed by what you just said If what one does to others must be avenged, let me ask you: A man with no wife or daughter, how is he to be punished Also, a man with a wife and two daughters goes to bed with hundreds of women, though his wives and daughters suffer assaught by other men, he still benefits from it all The bride and the bridegroom knwtow to the bride's father The bridegroom offers tea to his lordship We must play games with the bride Congratulation to the bride Dring it, cheers Let's go out side Out! Do you know why I'm called Master Iron Doors? I'm very strict with my family, I guard them against lechery I appreciate your knowledge, so I marry my daughter to you From now on you can travel or assume official duties without any worries Our master married your daughter exactly for this reason He knew you would keep our daughter harnessed so he won't get avenged for what he did to women Sex is the most pleasurable thing Of course it hurts a little the first time But I'll take it easy and make you happy in no time Husband, I think sex is the dirtiest thing But I won't avoid it because it was laid down in the ancient laws I know it hurts and I pray you hurry up, so I won't suffer too long Later you put... some of this anaethestics on me This is pain killer After we finish having sex, give me some Please come Hurry up, Husband. What are you up to? Not yet! Don't rush me Why? Just put it in Alright, alright Ouch! That hurts! Why did you kick me! It really hurts Give me the pain killer, Quick! I have not yet finished I have done my duties now that I did it Who cares whether you have finished or not You foolish girl I have seen no blood yet Who said there's no blood It's all over the place on the floor! Why is there so much blood? Why's there so much blood on my ring? Your ring? It pierced your prick That's why Blood! I am going to faint My painkiller Give it to me. It tastes terrible I told you it's a dirty thing to do We'd better not do it It's the authentic painting by Chao Meng Fu We ought to purity ourselves before looking at it Oh, it's ugly. How could Master Chao have painted such a thing You fool. This is according to the teachings to the sages Why can't we paint process of reproduction? Don't Why, don't pretend you don't like it A few months age you said you're afraid of doing it Last night you held me tight and kept saying: sweetheart, give it to me, give it to me and please come, please come! Don't laugh at me! No! Bravo! Bravo! So you are the famous Flying Thief... Choi Kun Lun That's me. I'm a righteous man I don't steal from the poor I don't steal from a family with a funeral on I don't steal from a family having a banquet I don't steal from someone I've stolen before I don't steal from a friend That's why so many people came to make friends with me They all flatter me and now it's difficult to find a target to steal from Since we get along with each other so well Let me be frank with you, I told my friend-in-law I have come to study But in fact what I'm after are women Can you help me... find women? Damn! I'm late. I must dash Hey, I want to come with you This guy is kind of weird I wonder if he's pinched your purse Has it all gone? No, but they all turned into stones! There is something good That one has a big breast, hasn't she? That's wonderful. Keep it up Lady... Master, are you alright? Lady...you dropped a book Not mine Take a closer look You beast! I've come to return the money to you, with 10% interest Hey, Choi... Dai, since you can enter a house with no effort, please help me find beauties, help me enter their chambers If you can really help me fulfil my wish I will repay you with a large sum It is risky to go after a man's wife If you only manage to get it once or twice And the woman then dumps you, it's not worth the effort With my looks and talents I'm sure they'll admire me! Now, if you really want me to help, you must be frank me How long is your prick? So so When you fuck a woman, can you last an incense's time? No problem! Well, I put some aphrodisiao oil on Now, there's a silk shop in the west end of the town The wife of the shopkeeper is there Go and take a look Only looking? Possibly some actions too Good What's that noise just now? What's up? I tripped and fell Did you damage the cloth? No... Really? Really? Eat now Why is there no fish tonight? There's no fish in the market You couldn't buy a fish in the whole market? There's no fish that you like in the market You must listen before you open your mouth to speak Now, listen carefully before you answer me Did you damage the cloth when you fell down just now? Yes So you did! You deserve a good smack I didn't say I won't do it I only want to eat before doing it Finish eating? Just finished. Thanks Come over! Come over! Quick! Hey! What's up? Choi! Have you seen it? Her husband could last for three incense's time And you... you can only last for half an incense's time His prick is so big, and yours despite what you said, is only so small It's only fit for picking teeth This is for your self-conceit, chasing after other man's wife without real abilities This for your foolishness You know I don't steal women, yet you want me to find women for you What do you think I am? What have you got to say now? Yes...You're right in sleeping me but I still want you to help me find beauties If your prick is as long as a horse prick, I'll help you Choi Husband, we've been separated for about a month I've been feeling so lonely and sad Without your kissing, hugging and fucking I feel like millions of ants biting my private part Do you know with what kind of water was this letter written? It was written with ink and the secretion from my cunt Fetch me the knife! Fetch it! Why give me much a small prick? Why not a couple more inches You dammed God! You gave me such talents and looks, Why economize on the most vital part? Are you playing on me? OK, you want to play? You bet I'll cut you out Please don't, Master, don't! Go away! Blood! Oh God! Has it come off? Not completely...Why? Why what? Why yours is bigger than mine? Why? I don't know. You'd better ask my mother Master! No, don't! What happened? See it for yourself! Doctor lp on vacation. Clinic closed Damned! I'm damned! I'm damned! Specialized in joining broken limbs Master Tin Chan resides here and is ready to help the desperate My good fellow I am here to see Master Tin Chan Please... No need to say any more The wound is caused by a blunt knife It's now two incense's time The arteries are OK, but the veins are broken but I can cure you now You'll recover completely in 15 days The fee is 20 leuns Surgeon, I haven't seen anything like this in my life My art goes back for seven generations My father got hold of the manuel written by Master Hua Tuo That's how he learnt all the art... of surgery After studying with my father for a while my interest changed to transplanting limbs, especially the sexual organ Just think, if I can transplant an animal's sexual organ to a man's body making him a real man again I'll become rich and famous Have you succeeded? I have mastered the basic techniques Please operate on me Give me a dog's prick OK Shut up! I'm not speaking to you! You're very small, I'm not interested in you An elephant's is more like it An elephant! Isn't it too big? It's like having three legs, how can I go out? Yes, a horse's prick Choi Kun Lun said if my prick is as long as a horse's, he'll help me Please put a horse's prick on me Oh, I forgot I am a scholar, how can I use such words Sorry, doctor You must hurry if you ready want a horse's prick because I'll go home two days later You can't do it then Master Mei, please offer some incense I pray thee, Master Hua Tuo, let my operation be a success without any mishaps Alright, please undress! The moon is bright tonight It's best if it rains It's the fourth gong now. Let's start Why wait till it's the fourth gong? An animal or a man's organ is most excited at the time when the cocks begin to crow If the transplant operation is done at this time, the effect will be best A horse will get excited when it sees red Get it up! This is Ma Fei soup, a kind of anaesthetics Drink it and you feel nothing... in your lower limbs Young chap, get some wine for the horse I said get some wine for the horse, Go! Why doesn't the horse take Ma Fei soup? Because the horse repels... Ma Fei soup So I have to use wine as anaesthetics for the horse Right, leave one gulp Doctor, what's that? This is what I read in western books This is a guillotine... for cutting off people's heads I made a miniature one for operation use I spent a lot on it I'll try it on you, See! It shrinks! Hey, don't panic I'm not panicking I just saw a big mouse I'm most afraid of mice You're afraid of mice I'm afraid of the rain Why? When I was a child I saw on a rainy night my mother being raped and killed Ever since, I get very emotional on rainy nights especially when there is thunderbolt Doctor! It's almost dawn! Help me hold the bottle and put it over there We'll start to operate before the first incense goes off If we're late then there's no point in operating How about the second incense? The whole operation must finish before that one goes off Don't pull such a long face Cheer up, and relax I already feel very relaxed! Then we're bound to succeed Let's start! Smile, I'm going to cut you off! I have stopped the bleeding It's all finished? All finished, Does it hurts? No You useless rascal! Get up...coward! What? Nothing You playing with it? Nothing. Go on Gosh! He's still sober after downing the pot of wine! Rascal! He surely can drink Shit! Time is running out The horse is not yet drunk It won't do! Now, let's put yours back onto you first So, shall we do the proper thing later? No, you can only do it once Then I won't I warn you. Time is running out If you don't put it back on, the wound will kill you Doggie, doggie, don't carry it away! Doggie! Hey, you dog, give it back to me Don't carry it away Doggie, I want my prick back... No, give him back his prick... So, give it back to me... Don't panic, I've found it for you But there's only a little bit left What we can do... is to cut the boy's bird for you How about me? What am I going to do? You'll be eunuch. Fool! What! Are you kidding? Am I not a human being? Don't I have my human rights? Who told you to be a page boy? Why are you born so poor Who are you to talk... about human rights? Doesn't it include the right of not being cut off one's prick No! Give it to me! No! Don't run! You rascal! No! Mine is very small! Give me a hand, quick! Catch it with the pail Ready... Doctor! Doctor! Rascal! Get up, rascal Get to work, son Let me help you Oh! What now? Why? It can't move I broke the jar of Ma Fei soup It poured over your hand Quick. Get the jar of Gum Cho Get the pail too Pour them all How's it now? No reaction Can't move It won't do if it can't move It can't move How long does it take to work Half an incense the soonest The incense is almost finished It's finished! It's finished! It's the will of God Doctor, your hand can move now! Master, master, he can move his hand again! What are you doing? Don't hold on to my master Let go! What's the wine? It tastes good It stops. The rain stops What are you waiting for? Now, you can only do it after a hundred days If you break the rule, you'll be impotent Old chap! You sent your page boy for me, and said you want to avenge on me by fighting me You take my sword I'll fight you with barehands I said those things only to incite you to come In fact I want to thank you Are you kidding? No. You are a man of your words, right? Right. I always keep my words Good old chap Last time you taught me a lesson What did you say at the end? I said I'll beat you up whenever I see you No! Any tips? It's to do with a horse Tips for horse racing? No! A horse's prick! I remember now Have you got it? Boy, the gong! Fuck you! You tied a big rod on to fool me? It does look like a horse's prick It's a fake It must be a fake. It's impossible It's the real thing! There's a scar there And the colour is different I wonder how you put it on You have a discerning eye, old chap This is a real horse prick I met a magical surgeon, who put it on for me I admire you courage You deserve be my buddy Quickly, get it up No problem Boy, give me a hand! Boy, use your mouth! It's a soft thing Fuck! After all this effort, Buddy I can't help you now Can't move an inch, it's useless! Boy, leave it. Don't waste your saliva Well, I think you'd better out it off before it gets rotten Otherwise the poison will get to your heart That I can help. Let's do it Ready? Not yet! Don't stop waving your sword Hey, are you playing games with me? No, I feel something. Don't stop You get excited when I wave my sword? Yes, yes OK. Let's try It works! It works! Go on...Go on play out the whole thing! How come my Master never told me... the whole secret? Master, what can I do for you? I'd like to get some white silk Have you got some? Yes, please take a seat Why, this silk seems not so white It can't be Our silk is the most white in the trade Because your hand is so white, the silk seems yellow In fact, everything has to match with something else With your stunning beauty You must marry someone... with the talents and looks of man and someone as gentle as I am, then it's a perfect man If you marry a guy as dark as an ox Always scolds you and beats you up, and keeps you hungry leaves all the hard work to you, so that your fingers are all broken In that case... it's just like putting a flower on cowshit Just like... you've married this vulgar husband of yours now You scoundrel! I'll come to see you some other time, my beauty! Don't run! Are you blind! Asshole! You hurt my foot and you're talking to me like this! Do you own the street? Sorry, buddy. It's my fault, I'm blind I hurt your foot. It's my fault! Piss off! I'll be away from home for 10 days If I find you seeing other men I'll wring your head off I can set my heart at ease Come in No, don't... I can't help thinking of you after seeing you I am sorry that you were hurt by the vulgar man I am sending you some medicine for your wound I will bring wine and food to see you tonight to tell you my love for you and everything else. Yours Please be considerate I can't take my mind off you Master, I'm a good woman I'm not easy going I brought... some wine and food I just want to have a chat with you That's all No! I can't! No! What a coincidence! I don't believe you See it for yourself The key is with my husband This is... my buddy Choi Kun Lun He's well known for opening locks Take some, master. It's delicious Put it down You help this lecherous scholar to chase after my wife You humiliated me People laugh at me everywhere Choi, I can't fight you But I'm also a human being Don't go too far I've brought my relatives and friends The matter must be settled today OK, you have it You ask that wretched scholar to chip in 100 luen then my wife goes to him And I'll go as far as I can If you don't help me you better kill me Are you kidding? I go to the capital shortly to take up my new post I can't take leave to come back in a year's time If you serve for Majesty, I have no complaint I am afraid you frequently visit the brothels Am I that bad? Sure You brought back syphillis last time? You even said no problem You thought I am an idiot This is made from big's gut I specially made it for you When you have fun with the prostitutes, wear it Don't bring back syphillis I won't forgive you The size does not fit me I have it tailor made for you according to your size It won't bend like that Mistress I know you are loved by both sexes I don't know how can your husband make you happy is it because his cock can bend Beat me! What have your cock been piercing? I've been painting Really? Painting in a crawling position It is all in a mess What the hell are you painting? It's secretion from my cunt No. It's ink painting Ink painting? What are you doing so mysteriously, even closing the window Erotic painting You wretched fool You remember what I taught you when you are young You look at those paintings and write those dispicable things Master You want to die young? Where have you been? I went to look for Wong Chut and bring him to see Mistress Really? Master Call her Mistress the Eldest Mistress the Eldest This is Wong Chut He sold himself to us as a gardener This is the inner chamber You are not allowed come in If you do, I'll have you locked by the police. Understand? Yes. Master Go to work now Yes Kneel down Don't stand up until you have memorized the required sections It's you Why didn't you tell me Mistress has become so debased Show me your hand! That one Kneel down with her. That's a punishment Wife What's up? Wife, your cousin has arrived She insists on coming in I failed to stop her Hide yourself Where should I hide? Take off the calligraphic work Be quick You haven't visit me for a long time Your husband has been away for a month Aren't you lonely Why is the calligraphic work placed on the bed? I am going to expose it under the sun Well, the case must be empty I've put some stones inside Cousin, haven't we agreed that we are on the same boat Yes If you have something good, is it better to share with me? Sure Have you recently made a new friend who got something big No. I don't know what you mean That guy left last night You come too late What kind of stuff is this? Why is this still so warm if he left last night Young master, I am waiting on you Where am I? This house is linked with the next one owed by Shui Chu Our Lord is called Fa Sun, the cousin of Shui Chu Her husband died since she married into the family for two years Rumour-mongers said our young Master live a sensuous life, and he died for having too much sex with her. That's untrue As the daughter knew more about life, and as her husband was always away from home studying her loneliness was unbearable She had an affair with Wong Chut and became pregnant She was now expecting a baby The daughter felt ashamed to see the father Therefore, she fled with Wong Chut But she pray to Haaven every night, hoping that her father could live a long life Your unfilial daughter kowtows in tears This bowl of tea can cool off the summer heat I've asked... somebody to carry you in an sedan Please be careful I will be shaken to death What do you waant? Where is Brother Chut? Brother Chut? Brother Chut? Help me Help! Brother Chut Where are you, Brother Chut? Let me go Who are you? What do you want? I am the Mistress Ku well known in the capital You parents have sold you to our brothels This is the deed for the transaction Don't shake I am pregnant. Don't shake We do it on purpose The bowl of herbal medicine given to you by your husband was the most effective medicine for abortion They massage you like that It is to help you to abort No. Help me. Let me go Your Majesty, the rebels are pursuing us When the tyrannous Emperor Mei Yeung Sheng was in reign, he raped women and massacred common folks I now got Heaven's mandate and set up a new dynasty I order that the tyrannous Emperor be sentenced Persecutions and rapes will be gone for ever Is that so? Are you really so crazy? You cut off the penis of this mare's husband... for your own use Now this widow is coming back to look for her husband No. Help! You have to practise on two points and four locations First, it is to write with the private part Whether they are big or small characters they all look like being written by hands This can train the strength of the private part, and also the strength of the waist Second, it is the training of the tongue When you practise, you have to take pains If your tongue can tolerate the bitterness of the shake's bile then you can overcome all kinds of odour of the human body During the bitter process your abdomen will naturally contract This is a way to train the abdomen After training your private part, the waist, tongue and abdomen, you can help the impotent... to feel like king again If you have this skill of yin-yang complementarity, you will be the Number One prostitute of the captial Young Master, watch out for the steps I notice that I am not yet blind Young Master, be careful Those two women over there asked me to give you this My husband suddenly comes back from the capital All of a sudden, he bid farewell to the Emperor Day and night, he misses the body of the Emperor He cannot sleep well and has lost a lot of weight My husband said there is a famous doctor in the capital He is known by the name "Doctor who can mend the sky" He can turn an impotant man into normal one I hope the doctor can fix the Emperor's dragon cock Whenever my husband was in the capital, he can get high Some exciting entertainments are now lining up for you Your honey, Shui It's not a bad idea to go to the capital Why don't you, Brother Choi, come with me I can't go "Iron Hand" is in the capital The special mission of this "iron hand" is to catch me I must stay here to fight with him to death What does that sign post say? Young Master, it reads "Chamber of Revolving Heaven" Young Master Choi, please come in Take your time The doctor has arrived This is Young Master Choi from Hoi Fung How are you, Young Master Choi? Fine! How about you, Doctor? Let's help you take off the clothes and check your body Such a big size! He won't be my husband What's the result. Doctor Can that be cured? Young Master is born with a good physique Unfortunately, he has too much sex recently He is now very weak sexually Let me rejuvenate you, by medicine You'll get better soon The voice sounds like my wife's Why not Young Master has something very extraordinary He cock seemed to get hardened just now He almost made it To be frank If Doctor tries it again, I guarantee his cock get fired up Why wear something red on the head? Honestly, this stick of mine is jointed Originally... Originally, that was very small. Right? How do you know? It is only a guess It's really you When I fondled your breast just now, I was suspicious because all over the world, only my wife has a slim body and yet possesses a pair of breasts as big as water-melons You cheapy-cheapy! I taught you how to make love You bring with you the techiques I taught you to the brothels No... Don't go away! Don't go away Young Master Despicable woman. Come out! PLease don't Come out on your knees I will report to the police and let them strip off your clothes And parade you and drown you I'll make this known... in your home town Who are you? You dare to make troubles here Do you know the Army Commander is my customer She is my wife I'll sue you for abducting young woman into brothels Get out of here Chau-yin, Chau-yin, don't be afraid Mistress Ku Break the door Chau-yin, Chau-yin Why are you that crazy? Get me a stool. Put her down She's strangled to death You should die Great Master. I know I am wrong I know scores will finally be settled Disciple Choi Kun-Lun commited a lot of crimes In the duel, my hands were chopped off by the policeman From now on, I cannot stand upright here Great Master, I know I am wrong My stupid child. You are back now l, your disciple, hope you will retain me O.K. Tomorrow I will shave your head and call you "Unrepenting Stone" l, your disciple, beg you will retain me also O.K. You two go to meditate against the wall Call "Bitter Dream" to come out Bitter Dream, have you get settled down? Master, whenever I close my eyes I will see I am forcing Huk-yeung to take abortion And running towards me, she will have me to pay back her life Unrepenting Stone, come back You see who these two people are? What you did in the past will have an effect on the future What you are doing today will have an effect on the future Love, hatred and revenges will form an endless cycle You have to get away from this Sea of Agony. Understand? |
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