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Scary MovieClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Scary Movie"Click here to download the movie "Scary Movie"Relevant Links:Is It Scary?Isn't It Scary Scary Mary Scary Story A Really, Really Merry Scary Intro Scary Movies (Sequel) More Links:- Hello.|- Wanna have a little fun? - Who's this?|- Tell me your name|and I'll tell you mine. I don't think so. - What's that noise?|- Oops. I farted. - I didn't think|you would hear me.|- No, that popping noise. Oh. I'm making popcorn.|I'm getting ready to watch a video. - Ooh. What is it?|- It's just a scary movie. - Do you like scary movies?|- Mm-hmm. - What's your favorite?|- Mm, I don't know. Think. Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,|the one where Shaq plays a genie. - That's not a horror movie.|- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. - Hey, you have a nice voice.|- Thanks. You never did tell me your name. Why do you wanna know my name? 'Cause I wanna know|who I'm looking at. What--|What did you say? Nice breasts. Look, what do you want? I wanna see|what your insides look like. Well--Well, then,|turn to page 54. Oh. Hey, nice. Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,|now you better stop or else. - Or else what?|- Or else my boyfriend's|gonna be here any minute, and he's black|and he'll kick your ass. - Oh, really?|- Yeah. You mean the one who wears makeup|and dresses like a woman? - How did you know?|- Turn the porch lights on. Help! Help! Oh, that's not my boyfriend.|I mean, I've fucked him a couple|of times, but that's it. Look, I'm calling the cops. Go ahead. Call the cops. But you might wanna|check the backdoor first. You forgot to lock it. Take that, you psycho! I can't feel my legs. I think my arm is broken. - Sorry.|- I want my mommy. Hello, Drew. Oh, God! - Daddy! Daddy!|- Ugh! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy, no! No! - Did you hear something?|- No, I didn't hear anything. Bobby, what are you doing?|My dad's in the other room. It just occurred to me. I never|climbed through your window before. Now that you got it out of your system,|Bobby, you have to leave. Why? Shh. Come on. What's going on in there? Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.|Unstick Daddy's head. - Dad, can you knock? - Knock?|I thought I heard screaming in here.|- No. No, you didn't, Dad. Well, it could've been that crack|I smoked earlier, I guess. - Yeah.|- Yeah, that's what it was. I gotta leave town|for a couple of days. No big deal. Just that new business|I started with those Colombian guys? - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.|- Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Well, there's a problem.|Some money went missing. And apparently,|some legs are gonna get broken. It's just better if I lay low|for a couple of days. - If the cops raid the place--|- I never heard of you. - And don't forget--|- To flush your stash. Oh, you are my little girl.|I love you so much... that I left you a little something|in the coffee can. - Dad--|- But you have to remember to step|on it before you sell it. - Now, what are you|gonna cut it with?|- Um, baking-- Baking soda.|Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys|will have muffins growing|out of their nose. You love that joke,|don't you, honey? You've loved that joke|since you were two years old. - Okay, well--|- Okay, I love you. - I love you.|- Have a good trip. - Bye.|- Bye. Whew! Is the coast clear? Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. That was close. God! I was, uh, home watching|The Exorcist, and it|got me thinking about you. If this is about the time|I puked green slime|and masturbated with a crucifix-- It was my first keg party, Bobby. No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.|All the good stuff was cut out. So you thought you would just climb|through my window... and we would|play bump-bump? I was kind of hoping|to get my balls licked, but I wouldn't wanna break|your little underwear rule,|now, would I? So maybe just some|on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? Okay. But just for a minute. What the-- Wrong set. Bobby! Oh, Bobby! - No, Bobby, don't.|- Ow! Jeez. Yeah, my dad. Okay, stud,|you have to go now. Oh, um,|about the sex stuff? I was only half-serious.|I don't wanna rush you or anything. Hey, would you settle|for PG-13? What's that? Oh, jeez! Good night, Bobby. Shorty, you are so loud. And make sure you take|your behind to class today. - I do be going to class.|- Lunch is not a class, Shorty. It is when you got|the munchies. - See, that's why|you such a dumb-ass.|- Your mother. You my brother.|That's your mother too, jackass. Oh, yeah.|Well, then, your father's stupid. So? I don't know him. Yeah, me neither. - Hey, girl, you ready?|- Yeah, in a minute. - We're gonna be late.|- Wait. There's Buffy. I don't know why|you hang out with her. - She is such a ho.|- Why do you say that? 'Cause I've seen her. - My friend Sean|had a pool party this summer.|- Sean? You know, Puff Daddy? Anyway, everybody was drinking|Cristal champagne. And then it started to get wild,|and people were getting freaky|in the pool and stuff. I look over and there was|your girl getting buck wild|in the Jacuzzi. So? With a backup dancer. I mean, that's nasty. That's-That's lower|than the security guard. At least security can get you backstage.|She doesn't love herself. Bye, Daddy.|- I don't know. I think|Buffy's sweet, Brenda. She is as fake|as Press-on nails. Hey, baby girl! What is up,|my sister? - Bye, Mr. Gilmore.|- Bye! - Is he gone?|- Yep. Hey, Cindy! - I love this color.|- Let me see that. - Oh, you guys should|not use this brand.|- Why not? - Because they test|their products on animals.|- So? Look, have you seen what they do|to those poor animals? Well, I am much more|of a people person. I'd like to feed all the hungry,|little children of the world. I'd much rather help my fellowman|than some animal. - Spare a dollar?|- Get away from me, you bum! Buffy! Can't you see|he's just hungry? Here you go, sir.|A nice sandwich. - See?|- I said a dollar, bitch! Ow! God.|Look at this place. It's a circus. Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm,|author of the book,|You're Dead, I'm Rich. A small college town|is in shock... after the unthinkable|has happened: a brutal killing spree|that left one teen dead-- That's it. Two teens dead... and this small town|shaken and stirred. - It's times like these--|- Police are combing|the area for clues. There are no witnesses|available at this time. There are no suspects|in custody. Police are asking anyone|to come forward. Reporting live for Black TV.|White folks are dead and we're|getting the fuck out of here! Grab your shit|and let's go, motherfucker! Hey, do you think the press is gonna|wanna talk to us? Oh, girl, no. The press|only wants to interview the most|ignorant person they can find. I'm on TV! Oh, shit!|First Cops, now this! Oh, man, I'm gonna be|a star, son! - What can you tell us about Drew?|- Well, she had the fat ass. - I mean, it was like bang!|- How close were you to the victim? Real close.|Until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up talking about|pressing charges. So I just pulled my tongue|out of her ass and left. What would have been|your last words to Drew? Run, bitch! Run! Hey, yo, dawg.|Does this shirt make me look gay? No, man. What about now? - Nah. Yeah.|- Cool? Here. Take one, guys.|Don't forget: election's Tuesday. "Don't forget:|election's Tuesday." Ah! Goddamn it!|Son of a bitch! What's the matter, honey? My report card. Well, at least|you got one "A." Yeah. I did, huh? You're so smart. - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?|- Nah. You know what?|That kid is always late. I don't get it.|He lives so close. See you later,|Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, Big Jim, Little Jim,|Slim Jim, everybody. I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding.|All right. Damn, girl.|Mm-mm-mm. - I'd sure like to get in them pants.|- Really? Yeah. What size are these? Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby.|- Hey, baby. - How you doing?|- Good. - You guys see all|the reporters out there?|- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker|got killed last night. - You know what? I think I knew her.|- Really? - She had a brother named Steve?|- Yeah. Long hair, pretty little mouth,|perfect ass? - That was her.|- Nah, I was talking about Steve. Whatever happened|to him? Do you guys think it's strange|that she got killed... exactly one year|after we, you know,|killed that guy? Hey, Cindy,|that was an accident. Was it, Greg? Yeah! Would you look|at what they're doing? When are we gonna do|stuff like that, huh? One day. - You like that, baby?|- Yeah, that's different. - You like that?|- Oh, I love that. Oh, I love|when you play with my ass. I'm not playing|with your ass. - Ray!|- Oh, my bad. Come on, man!|Hey, Bobby, put on some music. Hold on. Here. Putt his on. Yeah, that's the shit|right here! Baby. What? It's a classic. Put on the radio, man. Yeah! Whoo! - What? It was laundry day.|- What the fuck is-- Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! - Hey. Come over here.|- What? - Just get a little closer to me.|- Something you're gonna tell me? - Bobby, what are you doing? I just want you to touch it.|Just touch it. Come on. - Uh--|- Just a little bit. Come on. Whoo! - Ow!|- Oh, yeah, that's|what I'm talkin' about. Oh, my God! Shit! God, Cindy--|Oh, shit! - Oh, my God.|- What was that? I think|we hit something. Oh, man! Bobby, look at my car, man!|My dad's gonna freak! I didn't see it.|It came out of nowhere. - Oh, my God, we hit a boot.|- Where's the foot? I don't know. Where the-- It's a body! - Oh, shit, is he alive?|- I don't know. - Well, check it out.|- I can't. - Shit!|- We have to call the police. - No way. I ain't going to jail.|- We have to! Cindy, do you know what they do|to young boys in prison? And all those sex-starved|convicts just waiting|for a fresh piece of meat. Hey, you're right, Cindy.|Maybe we should call the police. Oh, yeah,|That's a great idea, Ray.|But what about Brenda, huh? You think she wants|to go to jail? This is manslaughter, okay?|We're all gonna fry for this. - We're looking at 10 to 15 years.|- Shut up, Bobby! - It's okay. I'm fine.|- Alcohol all over.|- We're in so much trouble. - I'm fine.|- Don't blame|that shit on me, Ray. - Look, we'll get rid of the body.|- Unnecessary. - Now you're thinking.|- We'll dump him in the ocean.|- Not the ocean, the pier. - Guess I'll be leaving now.|- That's a great idea. - What about the alcohol?|- We'll get rid of it. Come on. It'll be all right. - Come on. Hurry up. Let's go.|- Put him in the trunk. - I won't have anything to do with this!|- Shut up! Cindy, come on.|We'll just pretend it never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk|and we went down on each other. - I'll get his arm.|- I'll grab I'll grab|his other arm. His ass. We'll take him down to Williamson Cove|and we'll dump him in there. The sharks'll take care|of the evidence. Oh, my God,|someone's coming. - Oh, shit. It's Shorty.|- Brenda, take care of him. Shorty, I know you ain't driving|without no papers. I got papers,|blunts, bongs, all the ingredients|to make a high nigga pie. - Hey, yo, can I help you?|- Yo, what's up, Ray? - Yo, son, you all need jumper cables?|- Nah, we're cool. Oh, good, 'cause I left|my roach clip at home. - Go home, Shorty.|- Yeah, I-I'll see you later. Peace, Ray. - Get the trunk closed.|- It won't close. I'll do it. Hold on. Hold on. Put him down.|He's heavy. Oh, God. Okay, look. On three we dump him|over the ledge. Wait, wait, wait.|Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? - For what?|- Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder.|We might as well rob his ass. - I'll take the credit cards.|- I want his jewelry.|- I'm gonna take his drawers. - Get off! Hey, yo, get off!|His drawers are mine! Yo! - I got me a gold ring.|- Credit cards. - All right, let's get him in the water.|- I don't think I can, Greg. - It's not too late.|- Shut up, okay? - Christ, already. I'll do it.|- Just get him in the water. Okay. One, two, three. Right now we make a pact.|We take this to our grave. - Agreed?|- Agreed.|- Agreed. - Agreed?|- Agreed. Say it, Cindy. Say it! We take this to our grave. Say it! We take this to our grave. Say it. Greg, chill. Come on.|You're hurting her. We take this|to our grave. Ow. And we never|mention this again. Mention what? - The guy we just killed.|- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. Starting now! Stupid bitch, man. - God. I hate him.|- It's gonna be okay, baby.|It's gonna be okay. I promise. Just touch it again.|Come on. Please. - You have to move on, Cindy.|That's all behind us now.|- Exactly. - It's a coincidence.|- Greg's right, Cindy. I mean, what do you think|we're in, a horror movie? Yeah, you guys are right.|If we were, they'd probably cast some ding bat|like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. Yeah, or they'd cast people|in their late twenties,|early thirties to play us. - Kenny, get the camera ready.|Here. Hold my gum. - Sheriff, Sheriff,|can I get a statement?|- No comment. Damn. Who do I have to screw around here|to get a stupid story? Hey! Hey, no running. Loser. - Slow it down!|- Blow me! All right! Hi. Gail Hailstorm.|Field Reporter, Hard Story. Special Officer Doofy. Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.|Is there a problem on campus? - No comment. No comment.|- Okay. Okay. You know, you look awfully young|to be a police officer. - I'm 25 and a half years old.|- Ooh! - Yeah, that's this many.|- Ah, so big. Yeah. That's big. Well, you don't look|a day over 12. Except for the big head|and glazed-over look in your eyes. - Ooh, was that drool?|- Yeah. I for got to swallow. Don't worry,|'cause I never forget. - Would you remind me|not to do that again?|- Sorry. Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff|and me, your principal, will be questioning all students|throughout the day. Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings|of a serial killer on our hands. Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.|It's official police business. Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I|go inside my van over there... and, uh, get to know|each other a little better? - Would you like that?|Yeah, that van right there.|- That van? Yeah. - Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on.|- Oh! A terrible tragedy|and an unbearable loss. It's days like today|that we need prayer in school. It starts to unravel|the very moral fabric|of our society. Here you go, baby. Go to your daddy. Oh! I'll see you after class. - Sweet!|- All right! Okay, class, who would like to give|their oral presentation first? - Oh!|- Anybody? - Yes!|- Anybody else? Okay, Heather. - Okay. Can I start?|- Yeah. Okay, my presentation|is on the First Amendment. And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly|with George Washington. And it states, and I quote, "When our Founding Fathers|argued the passage|of our glorious Constitution--" The First Amendment gives us the right|to say what we want-- Oh, shut the fuck up! So, who's next? Uh, Cindy Campbell. Isn't she the daughter|of, well, you know-- - Oh, yeah, you know,|old Mrs., uh--|- Old Mrs.-- Yeah. Yeah,|the one and only-- The one and only. - Why, hello, Cindy.|- Hi, Principal Squiggman. - Thanks, Doofy.|- It's Special Officer Doofy today,|Cind. Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions|that he would like to ask you today. - What is that... god-awful smell?|- I don't know. I got a poopie. Did you just say|that you went poopie? - Yeah. It was good.|- Mm. - Get him out of here.|- Yes. - Thank you, Doofy.|- Okay. You should now go back|to Special Ed. - Okay. Salute.|- Maybe a change of underwear, son. - Bye, Doofy.|- Bye, Cind. - How are you, Cindy?|- Fine. - How are you, Sheriff?|- Bloated, constipated. Got a boil on my ass|the size of a walnut.|You know, the usual. Cindy, I want to ask you|some questions about Drew Decker. - I didn't really know her.|- Oh, come on. Sure you do. No. I mean,|I didn't really know her. I've been in this game a longtime.|Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Tell me about Drew. What|was she like in bed, Cindy? Tried to get you.|It's an old police trick. It's an old police trick.|You didn't fall for it.|Good for you, kid. Hike! Pass! Pass! All right, shower up! Yes! Yo, Dugan, man,|nice play, yo. Word up. Johnson, what a block, baby. Word up. Woodward. Nice ass. Damn. Yo, Greg, what's up?|You gonna hit the showers or what? No, man. I think I'm gonna workout,|beat the bag a little. Suit yourself, kid. All right.|Last one in the shower's a rotten egg! Come on, y'all!|I'm gonna get y'all! Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! Who did this? Huh?|Where are you? This isn't funny, all right? A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy|in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? Come on out here,|you sick fuck! I'll kick the shit|out of you right now! All right? It's not the size|of the hammer, it's the nail|you're throwing it at! It's a shame how she died. - She was such a nice girl.|- Yeah, she used to baby-sit|my brother Doofy. - He had the biggest crush on her.|- Ray, you're a dead man. Hey, hey, hey, hey,|hey, hey, hey, hey. You wanna get|butt-naked and wrestle? - Bring it on, Ray!|- Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? - Take it easy. What's the problem?|- I'll show you the problem. Oh--That's you? They-They turned the hot water off|in the showers, all right? Laugh it up, you guys.|Big laugh. You know what?|You can all go to hell! Greg, you're not the only one|who got one. Oh, you mean|Bobby's got a baby dick too? No. I was talking|about the note. I got one too. - Somebody knows.|- That's bullshit, Cindy. Someone's just trying|to fuck with us. We have to call|the police, Greg. You call the police,|and I'll kill you myself. - You're hurting her, man.|- And you know what? That goes for all of you guys. That psycho wants|a piece of me, bring it on. But I'm not going to jail.|You got that? What's everybody|talkin' about? Just forget it, Shorty.|You already know too much. Aren't they beautiful? - Buffy!|- Contestant number one! Very good.|And contestant number two. Very good.|And contestant number three. Buffy! That's my girl! - That's my girlfriend!|- Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! - Hey, kiss my ass!|- Yeah, I'm hitting that too! - All right, Buffy!|- Hey, shut the hell up, man! - The best pussy I ever had!|- What, you want a piece of me? Now the talent portion|of the competition. Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go|downstairs for a closer seat.|See you after the show. Number three, Buffy Gilmore. Hey, you know what? I'm gonna|go hit the head. You want me|to bring you back anything? No, no, no. I'm good, man.|But hurry back. She's gonna perform. - Don't worry. I'll be back.|- Good evening, Buffy. And what will be|your talent for this evening? Acting. I'll be doing|a dramatic reading. Yeah, yeah! Buffy Gilmore|doing a dramatic reading. Hey, do that thing from Baywatch!|She's running down the beach! Lookout, Greg!|Look behind you! - It's him! It's the killer!|- Huh? Oh, my God!|Somebody do something! Somebody do something! He's killing him! - He's killing him!|- Must be an original piece. He's killing him! She's good. She's good. - What's wrong with you people?|- That's fantastic. You fucking bastards!|Why won't anyone help? - Amazing.|- She's the next Pamela Lee. Oh, God!|Oh, God! Don't! Greg, hold on! Give it up for Buffy Gilmore!|Beautiful. Absolutely fantastic. I think we have a winner,|ladies and gentlemen.|Miss Buffy Gilmore! Buffy, wait.|You have to go back on stage. - No. I have to get to Greg.|- But you won! - They're calling your name.|- There's a killer-- - I won?|- They're calling your name. Go. - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?|- Oh, fuck Greg. I won. - Congratulations!|- Oh, out of my way, loser! Miss Buffy Gilmore! Give me my crown, bitch. There's no sign|of him anywhere. - He could've taken the body.|- That's impossible, Cindy. - There's no blood.|There's nothing. Look around.|- I bet it's just Greg playing... another one of his dumb jokes. He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it.|He's probably at my house|waiting for us right now, - you guys.|- All right, fine. But you know what?|I'm gonna look around some more, so-- - You mind catching|a ride home with Buffy?|- Yeah, no problem. - All right, fine.|- Call me later. - Hello.|- Hello, Cindy. - Who is this?|- It's me, Bobby. You know, your boyfriend. Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess|I'm a little jumpy lately. - Hey, any sign of Greg?|- No. - Do you want me to come by?|- No. I'm just gonna take a bath,|and then I'm gonna go to bed. Okay. I'd really like|to see you, but-- I love you. Aw. I love you too, baby. Bobby, I told you-- I still know|what you did last Halloween. Who is this? Ow! Ow! - Hello.|- I'm gonna kill you. - I'm gonna slice you up.|- Who is this? - I'm gonna chop you like liver.|- What do you want? I'm in the house. Do you know where I am? I could be anywhere.|I'm like the wind, baby. Yeah. Where am I? Um, you're-you're|behind the couch. What? How do you know that? I can, um, see your feet. Ah! Okay, turn around. Close your eyes.|No peeking. Yeah. No. No. No. Hey, no peeking.|No peeking. Turn around. Good. Okay, now you look. Now do you know|where I am? You don't. No, Mr. Killer.|I don't know where you are. I'll give you a big clue. Oh! I gotta stop drinking. - Grandma!|- Ow, baby! Oh, my hip! White woman in trouble off the 744-- Are you okay? I heard screaming.|What's going on? - Bobby, he was here.|- Shh. - The killer was here, Bobby.|- It's okay. - I can explain that.|- Oh, my God. A friend gave 'em to me.|Cindy. Cindy. Cindy. Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! It's me, Cind. Cindy, you know me. Cindy. I know you've had a rough night, Cindy,|so I won't keep you. I just want you to look at some photos.|Tell me what you think. Mm-mmm. - No?|- No. - I'm sorry, Sheriff.|- You sure? Okay, you're free to go.|Do you have somebody picking you up? - Yeah.|- Oh. Just-- Just check|that one out again. - Mm, no.|- No? No? Well, worth a shot.|All right, thanks. - Guess what I just did|with those hookers we busted.|- No way. All the way, man! Yes, yes.|Watch this. Doofy! - Yeah?|- Come on. Come on. Okay. Special Officer Doofy reporting. Hey, Doofy,|smell my fingers. - What's that?|- That's when you know|you've become a man, Doofy! Hey, Terry,|smell my finger. - What the hell is that?|- My ass. - Get the hell|out of here, Doofy.|- Doofy. - Mom said get home now.|- Tell Mom I'm on official|police business. - Cindy, are you okay?|- Hey, hey, hey.|No talking to the witness. - Go get in the car, Doofy.|She's coming with us.|- Does Mom know? - Yeah, Doofus.|- Mom says when I wear this badge, you're supposed to treat me|like a man of the law. Mom also said for you|to stop sticking your dick|in the vacuum cleaner. - Oh!|- Oh! Okay, three, two-- - Oh, no. Gosh darn.|- What now? - It's just that there's all|these numbers with deci--|- What, can't you count? - No, I can count,|but there's really--|- Let me make it easy for you. This little piggy went to the market.|This little piggy stayed home. Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll|the goddamn camera-- - I'm gonna put my foot|up his fuckin' ass--|- We're live, Gail. Gail Hailstorm standing out front|of the police station... where I'm going to try and get a glimpse|of Cindy Campbell, the young girl who was attacked|earlier this evening. - You're on my foot, fat shit!|- Sorry, G-- - What did I say?|- "Don't ever step|on Gail's shoes." - Why not?|- Because Gail wears Prada shoes. - You idiot.|- I'm a bad man. Cindy! Cindy! - Cindy, can we get a statement?|- Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. - She's not talking.|- Is it true the police|have someone in custody? - Come on, Cindy.|- Cindy, your ass looks fat! Bitch! - Good shot.|- Come on. - All right, who copped a feel?|- Gail, it was me. - Oh, my God.|- It was an accident, Gail. I only touched it,|the top of the breast. - It was so tender and juicy.|- Shut up! - Yo.|- Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game.|Smokin' some bud. Are you all alone? - Wassup?|- Wassup? What the--|Who's that? Yo, pick up the phone. - Wassup?|- Wassup? Yo, Dookie,|pick up the phone! - Yo.|- Wassup? - What you doin', son?|- Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'. True. True. So you think|Bobby did it? I don't know.|But he was there, Buffy. I knew there had to be something.|He's just too perfect. Handsome, smart,|good in bed. - What did you say?|- Uh-- Hey, Cind.|Got your ice pack for your hand. - Ow!|- Sorry. I'll get you one for your head. No, no, that's okay, Doofy. Hey, we're gonna get that guy|you dumped in the water. Yeah. I'll be next door|if you need me. Night, Cind. Buffy, you told him? The moron overheard a conversation|Greg and I were having. - Yeah, but what|if he says something?|- Who's gonna believe... a retarded retard|like him anyway? Cindy, telephone. Thank you. - Hello.|- Hello, Cindy. - Guess what.|- No! - You got the wrong guy.|- No! - Doofy!|- It's not Bobby. Who is this? - Doofy! Doofy!|- Oh, my God. Hello? Hello? I said don't disturb me|while I'm cleaning my room! I heard Bobby got out|this morning. I haven't seen him around.|Is he pissed? You mean since|you branded him the Candy man?|No. His heart is broken. Yo, son. It's like|I seen this all before. They had a killer at|your old high school, Shorty? No, it was in this movie Scream. Same dialogue and everything.|This is ill. - How did it end?|- I don't know. Some niggas started shooting|up in the movie theater,|so we just broke out. - No doubt.|- Okay, I say we all|just stick together. Tonight everyone|meet at my house. And bring some friends.|But don't tell everyone.|Try to keep it quiet. Okay. Yo! Party at Cindy's house!|Drunk white women for everybody! Ray, if you see Bobby,|tell him I love him. Okay. If I see Bobby,|I'll tell him I love him. - Jesus!|- It's okay. It's all right.|It's just me, baby. - What, you don't still|think it's me, do you?|- No. It's just that somebody|did try to kill me. - And the police said|I scared him away.|- I know. He called me last night. You see, it couldn't have been me.|I was in jail last night. Remember? You're the best. I'm sorry.|Please understand. Understand what?|That my girlfriend would rather|call me a killer than touch me? - That's not true, Bobby.|- Then what is it? What is it?|She's gone and she's not coming back. - It's been over a year, Cindy.|- But Ginger was such an important|part of the Spice Girls. - Oh, you gotta move on, baby.|- Oh! I'm sorry if my complicated life... is an inconvenience|to your perfect existence. Cindy. Cind. Okay, everybody, listen up. Let me just say, uh, the killing of these teenagers|has been tragic, but, uh-- Hey, you know, shit happens. Sheriff! Sheriff! - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.|- Have they found|Cindy Campbell's father? - No.|- Isn't he a suspect? That is classified information.|Where are you getting that? I'm sorry, but my sources|are strictly confidential, Sheriff. Hey, Gail. Gail swallows. Watch this. Hello. Who is this? What? You wanna kill me? Oh, God. Hold on. Cindy, it's for you. All right,|knock it off, Buffy. Now, as you all have heard,|there is a killer in town... and the police have asked us to give you|the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas. Do not travel alone|whenever possible. Always wipe front to back. And remember, never, ever|believe someone... when they tell you|that shaving your pubic hair... will rid you|of crab infestation. Now, I understand|this is a difficult time|for you young ladies. So if anyone needs|to come to my office to talk, I am here for you. - What a crock of shit.|- It's not, Buffy! He's real! Miss Mann? Come in, dear. Have a seat.|Take off your bra if you'd like. No, thanks. What can I do for you,|Cindy? I need to talk.|See, I have this problem... and I don't know|who to tell. - Not feeling so fresh?|- Huh? Feminine odorand itching|got you down? Uh, no. No, not that. Then what is it? I have a terrible secret. Well, Cindy, we all have|our little secrets. Sometimes we do things|we're not so proud of. Some for money, others to gain the athletic edge|on the competition. Sometimes those secrets|come back to haunt us. - Aah!|- Do you know what I mean? Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann.|Thanks for ball-- I mean, all your help.|I have to go to class. Anytime, dear. - Buffy, are you coming?|- I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. Red rum. Hello? Somebody there? Hello! Very funny. Who put you up|to this, Cindy? Lose the cape.|It's way too '90s horror. Oh, so what movie is this from,|Die, Cheerleader, Die? Wanna play psycho killer?|Can I be the helpless cheerleader? Oh, so this is where|I'm supposed to beg for my life? Please, Mr. Killer,|don't kill me. So is this where|I'm supposed to bleed? Oh, look,|I'm bleeding! Oh, yeah,|I'm supposed to run, right? Okay. I'm running!|I'm running! Help! Help! Now I'm gonna fall|and break my leg, leaving me helpless. Aah! There you go, Mr. Scary Killer.|I'm panicking now. Oh, God!|Somebody please help me! Oh, God, no! No! Oh, now what? I guess this is the big climax.|Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah! Oh, look at me.|I'm all dead. I'm a gross, scary severed head.|Come on. Please. Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen.|You're really giving me a headache. And you got blood|all over my Gucci sweater.|I hope you're gonna pay for that. Ah! I will not be ignored|by the likes-- - I'm gonna jump!|- Phil, get back in there. - No!|- What are you doing up there? - Be reasonable.|- I can't take this fucking job... or those greasy|shithead teenagers anymore! - I'm going to end it all!|- Wait! Hold on!|We're getting help for you! Now we know Bobby's not the killer.|So who is? I don't know. If the killer|was in your house last night,|why didn't he just kill you then? Because he's just|messing with us. Don't you see?|He's got us right where he wants us. We can't go to the police.|He's just out there|watching us and waiting for us. What are you|waiting for, huh? What are you waiting for? What are you|waiting for? What am I waiting for? - What am I waiting for?|- What are you waiting for? Fuck you! Oh, my God. Ray, I still don't think|this party is a good idea. - You know I'm not gonna|let nothin' happen to you.|- I just don't feel right. - Why can't we just|do something else?|- How about we go to the movies? Huh? You like that?|See a little movie, huh? - Hey! This is my song!|- Hey! - You know they gave me|a shout-out on the album, right?|- What? Ooh, Brenda. Did I tell you how sexy you look|in my jersey? - I do, Ray?|- Yes. I like it. Hey, get up.|Go over there. Let me see it. Ooh! Yes, I like that. - You like that? You like that?|- Yeah. Hey! - Hey, put this on with it. - Ray, you are so freaky.|- That's right. You know|I'm freaky, girl. Go on. Pull it.|Pull it up. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh! Yeah. Here. Put this on with it. Goon. - Are you sure?|- Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. - Okay.|- Goon. - I like that look.|- Ooh! I'm bad. Here. Put this on with it. Go on, girl. Put it on. Yeah. Put that shit on there.|Come on. Just shove it on. Do it. Yeah.|Ooh, so fucking sexy. Come here, girl.|Bring your little sexy ass|over here. Come on! Full speed. Charge! Yes! Yes!|Come on! Turn around! Turn around! Come on! Yes, Brendan!|Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! - Who?|- Uh-- Uh, Brenda. Put the helmet on.|No, let's role-play.|Come on. You get me. - Come on! Come on!|- Huh? I'm here at Lover's Lookout. It's dark,|it's in the middle of nowhere, and it's where hormone-driven teens|love to come and fool around. So very likely we're about|to see someone get killed. Okay, sure enough,|there's a girl in that car,|blouse unbuttoned, all alone. Let's see if she'll have|a word with us. Hi. Gail Hailstorm,|author of the new book|You're Next. - Oh, yeah.|- Can you tell us your name? - Well, my name's Heather.|- Can you tell us what you're|doing out here all alone? Well, yeah, sure.|My boyfriend and I were|just, like, making out... and then we heard a noise out there,|so he went to go check it, but--well, that was,|like, ten minutes ago. Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your|little mind that your boyfriend|was probably murdered... and you're about|to be slaughtered next? - Really? No way!|- Way. - Heather, good luck.|- Okay, thanks, Gail.|You're the best. - Just as I thought. The murder|is happening as we speak. I'm going to try and break|in to the bloodshed.|Are you getting this? Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us|what you're feeling, honey? Lots of pain. Gail, please help me.|Gail, please! I'd like to help you out, kid,|but it's sweeps.|Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? You got a lot of nerve coming here.|I'm just trying to do my job. - Get the camera off me now!|You're dead, bitch.|- No, Kenny, keep rolling! I'm gonna slice your head off|and shove it up his ass.|Get that camera off me! Oh, my God, Kenny!|Kenny, move your fat ass! Kenny! Oh, my God,|he's right behind you! This man is chasin' Miss Gail. I'm so scared right now. I just want to say... to the family|of my cameraman, Kenny, I am so sorry. This was my interview, my story. It's all my fault. - You want some popcorn?|- Uh-uh. I brought me|a little snack of my own. - You want some chicken?|- Nah. Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers|up in here, it's time|to keep it down right now. Shh. Shh, back at you. Shh! Why they actin' already?|It ain't nothin' but the previews. The largest ship|the world had ever known. Its 400 passengers and crew|on a maiden voyage|to a brave new world. A journey that would change|their lives forever. Whoo! I'm the king of the world!|Whoo-hoo! Get your ass back down there, boy! - I'm gonna go to|the bathroom real quick.|- The movie about to come on. I gotta go to the bathroom.|Here. Take your hot sauce. Hurry up, man.|Don't be long. Back up!|Let him through! You can move back some.|You don't own the theater. And they're off! It's number three in the lead.|Number two close behind. And number three|is the winner! Number two has placed,|and number four to show. Next week's Triple Crown|starts at 2:30. Be here early. Hey, who was that? Go ahead.|Do it again. Do it again. Anon. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm!|Don't goin there! Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! Man, this is|some scary shit! Oh, I am scared! - Excuse me.|- I think I paid my money like|everybody else up in here. - ...out of her favor--|- That ain't no man. - You can see her real hair right there!|- Do you mind? I know you better|get outta my face! Outta my face!|Outta my face! This is all me up in here.|You handle that. - Will you shut the fuck up!|- Yeah! Mmm, mmm.|This movie is good. Hey, baby.|You came back just in time. She's about to get it on|with Shakespeare. - She dressing like a man--|- Shut up. Yeah, I got you.|I got you on camera. You on Candid Camera now. You ain't know that. Hello. Hey, girl.|Uh-uh. I'm in the movie. Shakespeare In Love.|Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. For Christ's sake,|will you just shut your trap! - Shut up!|- Hold on. I don't know why y'all|is actin' like this. My girlfriend already seen the movie.|She said they don't even stay together|in the end. Give me that. Right on. Will you sit down. Shut up. Your ass is grass. - This is for Thelma!|- And Louise! This is for talking|through The Fugitive! - You ruined Schindler's List.|- Jackie Chan movies. - Boogie Nights!|- And Big Momma's House! Aaaaaahhhhh! And I cannot marry the daughter|of Sir Robert De Lesseps. Um, you guys,|there's a few too many people. Oh, honey, please don't throw--|Hey, you guys, stop. Hey! Hey, please!|That's my dad's! - No, don't touch--Ah, no!|- Do you have more beer? - Do you have more beer?|- Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. No, no, no, no!|Don't! Kitty, you scared me. Horsey.|Oh, you scared me too. Hello?|Who's there? Oh, my God! Oh, my God!|Please, don't! Please! I'm just a day player! Oh, my God! Chug! Chug! Chug!|Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!|Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Yeah! Oh, Bobby. Bobby.|I was worried about you. I thought the killer got to you|before I could. Could what? I wanna go upstairs.|There's something I wanna show you. - Yeah.|- Oh, yeah. - Hey, party on!|- Yeah! - So--|- So. Here we are... again. Yeah. And, you know,|if you're not ready, I'll understand. Bobby. I am ready. - You are?|- Yeah. I can't keep fighting|these urges. I have to just|give in to them... and let them flow. Right. - Bobby?|- Huh? I have been so selfish. This is like a scene|from a movie or something. Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. This is real life. It's all a movie, baby. There's the sound guy.|There's the script supervisor.|How ya doin', baby? - Bobby?|- What? What I mean|is that in real life... you have to enjoy|each moment. Mmm! Ow! Bobby. Bobby! Can I tell you a secret? Sure, man. I see dead people. Man, this shit is awesome! Yo, son, we gotta roll|some more of that shit! Ah, shit! We don't have|anymore papers, man. We don't have|anymore papers. Oh, man!|What can we use to make a bong? Toke! Toke! Toke!|Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!|Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!|- Yeah! Oh, shit, son! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!|Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - This some good shit! - Bobby! I've never done this before.|- What? It's okay. It's okay. It's just like--|It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. - A Tootsie Pop?|- Yeah, a cherry-flavor one. - Oh.|- With the fudge in the middle? - Okay. Just like that. Just like that, baby. Ah! Oh! Jesus! I never could wait|to get to the chewy middle. - You know what? Let me.|- Oh. Okay. Goddamn! Guess it's been a while. Oh! Oops! It's very, uh, '70s of you. Oh, yeah.|Oh, Bobby! Come here, Bobby!|I want it now! Oh, man,|am I fuckin' stoned! Yeah, me too, son. Hey, you guys hear that? Oh! Shh! Hello? - Hello.|What's your favorite scary movie?|- Hello? Let me talk to her. Shh! I'm gonna gut you like a pig! Oh, yeah! Oh! Yeah! What's my name, Bobby? What? Ah! - What's my name, bitch?|- Ow! God! It's Cindy! Whose is it, Bobby?|Whose is it, Bobby? It's yours. Ahhhhhh! Oh, my God! Oh, shit! - Whoo-hoo!|- I got one. I got one.|Here it goes. Ready? Peace! Yo! That was the illest rhyme|I ever seen, son! Bobby...|where were you tonight? - What?|- I was just curious. What took you so long|to get here? Why you so curious? I don't know. I thought it would fit|the '90s horror cliche... if you turned out|to be the killer. Oh, so, what? You think|I killed Buffy and Greg? Buffy and Greg are dead? - I thought you knew that.|- Oh, my God! Bobby, turn around!|It's the killer! Cindy! - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby!|- Cindy. Help me. - Bobby, it's okay.|- Gimme the gun. Gimme- It's gonna be okay, Bobby. Yo, wait for me!|There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood|and guts everywhere! Someone done gone crazy,|son! - We all go a little crazy sometimes.|- Bobby, no! Oh, shit, son! Oh, my God! Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. You wanna hit this shit? Ketchup. Just like my mom puts on|her spaghetti, baby. Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me!|Bobby's gone crazy! Surprise! Surprise, Cindy! Why are you doing this, Bobby? Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? I think she wants|a motive. - Did Scream have a plot?|- No. Did I Know What You Did Last Summer|make any sense? Don't think so! What about the sequel?|What was with that fat,|white Jamaican kid? - I wanna kill that motherfucker.|- It was bad casting, Bobby. How about this for a motive?|Lack of sex! It can cause serious|deviant behavior. - I thought you loved me.|- Oh, I did, baby. I did. But abstinence can make you|discover new things about yourself. That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed,|so is Ray. What? I ain't gay. - What are you talking about?|You took me to that club.|- So, they play good music. - What about our trip|to San Francisco, then?|- I wanted to go shopping. - But you made love to me.|- No. First of all, you sucked my-- Whatever, Ray!|I don't want to talk about this now. The point is, I'm a new man,|and I'm ready to leave all this|behind and start a new life. - So you killed all your friends?|- Oh, no. Just you. And maybe Shorty,|but that wasn't planned or anything. But here's the genius part. We're copycatting a serial killer|that already exists. - It's the perfect crime, Cindy.|- But wait! There's more! Hang on to your seat, baby,|'cause this one's a screamer! - I'll be back.|- Uh-oh. Move your big ass.|Come on. Dad! What are you gonna do,|frame him? Nah. We're just havin' a little bit|of fun with old daddio. The police are gonna find|you and daddy both dead, and me and Ray are the only survivors|of a maniac's revenge. - You ready? I'm ready.|- You ready? I'm ready to do this shit. - Come on. Come on. All right.|- All right. - Come on!|- Give it to me. No! Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Ready? All right. Let's do this.|- Wait, wait. Ready. - Come on. Come on.|- Ready. Give it to me! No! Wait, wait,|wait, wait, wait! - Remember what we talked about?|To the side.|- I know. - How many times|we gonna go over this?|- Okay. Stop. Just--|All right. Trust me, okay? - All right. I'm ready.|- Trust me. I got this shit. Ready? - Wait, wait, wait!|- I'm about to cut your throat, boy! Stop acting like a little girl.|Come on. Come on! - You're right, you're right,|you're right. Yeah, come on!|- Come on. You ready? No! You guys are psychos! You've seen|one too many TV shows! No! Watching television shows|doesn't create psycho killers! Cancelin' TV shows does! The Wayans Brothers|was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show,|and we didn't even get a final episode! Take it easy!|I'm feelin' a little woozy here! It's my turn.|Give me the knife. Fuck outta here.|Ain't nobody stabbin' me. Surprise, Cindy! All right, all right.|Hold on a second. Just give me a moment.|Ah. One-- Oh, yeah. That's it. Ah. Okay. Dad! Are you okay? I thought I told you|not to have a party unless I was here. But, Dad, you were here.|You were in the closet. Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some|girlfriends' numbers for me? - Dad, they're dead.|- Ah, you know, I can't get a break. What's that? Is that the cops? Okay, okay, listen, honey.|Help me up now. Uh-- Uh-If the cops come, tell 'em|I'm a plumber, okay? You had a leaky faucet, and you|called, and they sent me over.|We don't know each other. No! No! Dad, Dad, put your arms down. - What the hell's goin' on here?|- Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there. - He was right here! I swear it!|- Who was? The killer!|The guy that murdered all my friends! And the sick bastard planted drugs|all in the house there. - All over the place.|- Dad. Stop it. All right, Cindy.|I'm gonna have to take you|down to the station. I'm cool, though, right? - I'm okay?|- Let's-- Let's go, Cindy. Cindy. Call me. Daddy'll get you out, honey. Okay. Let's go over this again. - You say it was an accident.|- Yes. - He was on the road.|- And you think he came back|to get revenge? - It has to be him, Sheriff. Here, Sheriff.|They wanted me to give this to you. - That'll be all, Doofy.|- Okay. - I'm gonna go, then. All right.|- All right. Bye, Cind. I'm sorry, Cindy.|It wasn't the man you guys killed. His name was David Keegan.|Some fishermen found his body|a few weeks later. - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery.|- That's impossible. - Then I don't know who it could be.|- He's gotta be someone... who was connected with all the victims,|someone who knew about the accident. Someone who could move around|without being noticed. Oh, my God. She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.|He had the biggest crush on her. It's me, Cind. 'Night, Cind. - Doofy!|- Shit head? - Have you seen Doofy?|- No. - Have you seen Doofy?|Has anybody seen Doofy?|- No, Sheriff. - No.|- Yeah.|Just went out the back, Sheriff. Doofy! No-o-o-o-o! Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? Yo, if y'all watchin'|this tape right now, that means|I didn't make it. Either I'm a prisoner,|or worse, dead. But either way it goes,|I'm gonna tell you all the rules|to survive this situation. Rule number one:|You gotta be quick. Rule number two:|Don't fall down. And rule number three:|Whatever you do, never look back. Y'all wish me luck. Snatch and run, y'all! Come back here, you motherfuckers!|Son of a bitch! This isn't easy for me. I know we've been|together a longtime, but I found somebody else. Okay? I'm in love. Don't look at me like that! We could still be friends. You can come into my room|whenever you want. We just can't-- No. No! Okay, just one time. Yeah. That's it! Whoo! Oh! |
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