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Lord of the Rings The - Fellowship of the ringClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Lord of the Rings The - Fellowship of the ring"Click here to download the movie "Lord of the Rings The - Fellowship of the ring"Relevant Links:Lord of the Rings: Return of the KingsLord of the Rings- The Fellowship of The Ring Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth The Lord Of The Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth More Links:Is to love rendering aen| The World has changed... Han mathon ne nen I feel it in the water... Han mathon ne chae I feel it in the Earth... A han nostron ned wilith I smell it in the air... Much that once was is lost, for none now live That it does not remember it. It began with the forging | of the great Rings... Three were given to the Elves| inmortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords... Great miners and craftsmen | of the mountain halls And nine... Nine rings were gifted | to the race of Men... who above all else desire power For within these Rings was bound | the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived... for another ring was made in the Land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom The Dark Lord Sauron... forged in secret a Master Ring to control all others and into this ring he cored his cruelty, his malice,| and his will to dominate all life... One Ring to rule them all. One by one, three lands of Middle Earth | fell to the Power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted... A last Alliance of Men and Elves | marched against the armies of Mordor... and on the slopes of Mount Doom they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth. Victory was near but the power of the ring | could not be undone... It was in this moment... when all hope had faded... that Isildur, son of the King | took up his father's sword. "Sauron" | the enemy of the free peoples |of Middle Earth was defeated The ring passed to Isildur, who has this one chance| to destroy Evil forever but the hearts of the men |are easily corrupted And the ring of the power... has a will of its own It betrayed Isildur, to his death And some things|that should not have been forgotten were lost History became legend... Legend became myth... and for 2,500 years the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until when chance came it ensnared a new bearer My precious... my own... The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels | of The Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him It came to me, my own! My love, my precious! The ring brought Gollum | unnatural long life For 500 years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum's cave it waited. | Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East,| whispers of a nameless fear,| and the Ring of Power perceived that its time had come It abbandoned Gollum but something happenned then the ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable A Hobbit... Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire Lost! I lost my precious! For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all You're late! A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf You didn't think I'd miss | your Uncle Bilbo's birthday. What news of the outside world? | Tell me everything Everything? | You're far too eager and curious for a hobbit First and natural... Well, what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on, | much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of the Hobbits For which I am very grateful Ah... the long expected party... How is the old rascal? I hear it's going to be a party | of special magnificence You know Bilbo | He has the whole place in an uproar - That's a pleasant | - Half the Shire has been invited - Goodness | -He's up to something. All right, then keep your secrets Before you came a long way, | Bagginses were very well thought of - Indeed | - Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely evolved All I did was give your uncle | a little nudge out of the door Whatever you did | You've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace Gandalf, Gandalf! Fireworks! Gandalf! Gandalf! | Fireworks! Gandalf! Gandalf, I'm glad you're back So am I, dear boy So am I... No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, | well-wishers or distant relations! And what about very old friends? Gandalf? Bilbo Baggins My dear Gandalf! Good to see you... One hundred eleven years old | Could you believe it? You haven't aged a day Come on, come in! Welcome, welcome! Tea? or maybe something a little stronger? I've got couple of bottles of the Old Winyards left | 1926. Very good year! Almost as old as I am! It was laid down by my father | What say we open one? Just tea, thank you! I was expecting you last week, but you come and go as you please thus to be always I am afraid that badly I am prepared single we have chicken fried and cucumbers is a little cheese and | is not sufficient we have frambuesa jelly, apple pie but I am afraid that | are no great desserts we do not have sufficient I found a little spongy pie I can make you some eggs if you like... Gandalf? Just tea, thanks! Ah, right! You don't... if... No... not at all! I'm not at home! I've got to get away from | these confounded relatives! Hanging on the bell all day | never giving me a moment's peace! I want to see mountains again, mountains! Gandalf And then find somewhere quite | where I can finish my book. Oh! Tea! So you mean to go through with your plans? Yes, Yes! All the arrangements are made. Open it - Frodo suspects something! | - Of course he does! He's a Baggins! Not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle! You will tell him, won't you? Yes, yes! He's very fond of you I know He'd probably come with me | if I asked him I think in his heart | Frodo's still in love with the Shire The woods... and fields... little rivers I'm old Gandalf! I know I don't look it, | but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart I feel thin! Sort of stretched like... | butter stretched over too much bread! I need a holiday!| A very long holiday... And I don't expect I shall return In fact I mean not to. The old toby, | the finest weed in the south farthing Gandalf my old friend | this will be a night to remember Fat Golberg, glad to see you welcome, welcome! Go on, Sam, ask Rosie for a dance Uhmm... I think I'll just have another ale! No, you don't Go home So there I was...| at the mercy of 3 monstrous Trolls And they were all arguing amongst themselves | about how they were going to cook us Whether they would mince us, or sit on us, | and squash us to jelly they spent so much time arguing that | how and because And they spent so much time arguing, | that sunlight crept over the top of the trees... And turned them all to stone! Quick! Oh! Off we go! No, no! The big one, big one! - Done!|- Ypu're supposed to stick it in the ground! - It is in the ground! - Outside |- That was your idea! Bilbo, watch out for the dragon! Dragon? Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon| in these parts for a thousand years! - That was good | - Let's get another one! Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took I might have known Speech, Bilbo! Speech! Speech! My dear Bagginses, and Boffins... Tooks and Brandybucks Grubbs! Chubbs! Hornblowers! Bolgers! Bracegirdles! Proudfoots! Proudfeet! Today is my 111 birthday! Happy Birthday! Alas. Eleventy-one years | is far too short a time | to live among such excellent, admirable Hobbits! I don't like half of you half as well as I should like,| and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I have things to do... I've put this off far too long I regret to announce this is the end! I'm going now I bid you all a very fond farewell Good bye! - I suppose you think that was terribly clever| - Come on, Gandalf! Did you see their faces? There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins | and none of them should be used like that! It was just a bit of fun! | Oh, you're probably right, as usual. You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you? Two eyes, as often as I can spare them I'm leaving everything to him And what about this ring of yours?| Is that staying too? Yes, Yes! Take an envelope over there, on the mantlepiece No... wait it's... here in my pocket... Why... isn't that... isn't that odd, now Yes, after all, why not Why shouldn't I keep it? I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo Is that so hard? Well, no... and yes! Now it comes to it I don't feel like parting with it, it's mine! | I found it! It came to me! - There's no need to get angry| - Well if I'm angry, it's your fault! It's mine! My own My precious Precious? It's been call that before But not by you Oh, what business is it of yours | what I do with my own things! I think that you have that ring quite long enough! You want it for yourself! BILBO BAGGINS!! Do not take me for | some conjuror of cheap tricks! I'm not trying to rob you! I'm trying to help you All your long years, we've been friends Trust me, as you once did Let it go! You're right, Gandalf The ring must go to Frodo. It's late | The road is long Yes, it is time Bilbo, the ring is still in your pocket I've thought of an ending for my book: And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days. And I am sure you will, my dear friend Good bye, Gandalf Good bye, dear Bilbo Until our next meeting... It's mine... my own... my precious... Riddles in the dark. He's gone, hasn't he? He talked for so long about leaving | I didn't think he'd really do it. Bilbo's ring He's gone to stay with the Elves He's left you Bag End Along with all his possessions The ring is yours now Put it somewhere out of sight - Where are you going?| - There are some things that I must see to - What things?| - Questions... Questions that need answering But if you've only just arrived!|I don't understand Neither do I Keep it secret | Keep it safe Shire! Baggins! Year 3434 of the Second Age... | here follows the account of Isildur... high King of Gondor | and the finding of the Ring of Power It has come to me, the One Ring which shall be an heirloom of my kingdom All that will follow in my bloodline | shall be bound to its fate for I shall risk no hurt to the ring! It is precious to me... though I abide with a great pain Markings upon the band begin to fade The writing wich at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared a secret now that only fire can tell Shire! Baggins! It's no Baggins around here! They're up in Hobbiton That way! Is it secret?| Is it safe? What are you doing? Hold out your hand, Frodo! It's quite cool What can you see? Can you see anything? Nothing! There's nothing! Wait... There are markings It's some form of elvish, I can't read it There are few who can The language is that of Mordor, |wich I will not utter here! Mordor... In the common tongue it says:| "One ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all and in the darkness, bind them!" This is the One Ring, |forged by the Dark Lord, Sauron... in the fires of Mount Doom... taken by Isildur, from the hand of Sauron himself! Bilbo found it... in Gollum's cave Yes... for 60 years the ring layed quite... in Bilbo's keeping... |prolonging his life... |delaying old age... but no longer Frodo Evil is stirring in Mordor the ring has woken, |it's heard its Master's call But he was destroyed!|Sauron was destroyed! No, Frodo The spirit of Sauron endured His life force is bounded to the ring, and the ring survived Sauron has returned, |his orcs have multiplied... His fortress of Barad-Dur is rebuilt|in the land of Mordor Sauron needs only this ring |to cover all the lands on a second darkness! He is seeking it, all his thought is bent on it The ring yearns above all else | to return to the hand of its master They are one, the ring and the dark lord Frodo! | He must never find it! All right! we put it away We keep it hidden, we never speak of it again No one knows it's here... do they? Do they, Gandalf? There is one other who knew | that Bilbo had the ring! I've looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first! I don't know how long they tortured him for But amidst the endless screams and the babble, | they discerned two words: Shire!| Baggins! That will lead them here! Who goes there! Take it, Gandalf! | Take it! - No, Frodo!| - You must take it! - You can not offer me this ring! | I'm giving it to you! DON'T... tempt me, Frodo! I dare not take it, not even to keep it safe! Understand Frodo... I would use this ring from a desire to do good But through me, it would wield a power | too great and terrible to imagine But it cannot stay in the Shire! No! No, it can't! What must I do? You must leave. And leave quickly Where? Where do I go? Get out of the Shire. Head for the village of Bree - Bree... What about you? | - I'll be waiting for you | at the Inn of the Prancing Pony And the ring will be safe there? I don't know Frodo | I don't have any answers I must see the head of my order | He's both wise and powerful Trust me Frodo, he'll know what to do! You'll have to leave the name of Baggins | behind you, for the name is not safe outside the Shire Travel only by day, and stay off the road! I can cut across countries easily enough My dear Frodo... Hobbits really aren't basic creatures! You can learn all there is to know | about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years, | they can still surprise you Get down! Confounded old, Samwise Gamgee! | Have you been eavesdropping? I haven't dropped no eaves, sir, honest I was just cutting the grass under | the window there, if you follow me A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? I heard raised voices!|What did you hear? SPEAK!! N-n-n-nothing important! | That is I heard a great deal about a ring, dark lord, and something about the | end of the world, but, please Mr. Gandalf,| sir, please don't hurt me Don't turn me into anything... unnatural | No? Perhaps not I've thought of a better use for you Come along, Samwise, keep up Be careful, both of you The enemy has many spies in his service Birds, beasts... Is it safe? Never put it on. For the agent of | the Dark lord will be drawn to its power Always remember, Frodo. | The ring is trying to get back to its master It wants to be found This is it This is that? If I take one more step, | it'll be the farthest away from home | I've ever been Come on, Sam You remember what Bilbo used to say? | It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step out onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's | no knowing where you might be swept off to Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom, | and the hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my council seeking my council For that is why you have come, is it not? - My old friend... | - Saruman! You are sure of this? | Beyond any doubt So the ring of power has been found All these long years, it was in the Shire, | under my very nose Yet you did not have the wits to see it Your love of the Halflings' leaf | has clearly slowed your mind ... enough time. Time to counter Sauron if we act quickly. Time? What time you think that we have? Sauron has regained much of his former strength He cannot yet take physical form, | but his spirit has lost none of its potency Concealed within his fortress, | the Lord of Mordor sees all His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh You know of what I speak, Gandalf A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame - The eye of Sauron | He is gathering all evil to him Very soon he will summon an army great enough | to launch an assault upon Middle Earth You know all this? How? - I have seen it |A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman Why? Why should we fear to use it? They are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones You do not know who else may be watching The hour is later than you think Sauron's forces are already moving The nine have left Mordor The nine? They crossed the river Isen on Midsummer's | eve, disguised as riders in black They've reached the Shire | They will find the ring, and kill the one that carries it Frodo! You do not seriously think that a hobbit | could contend with the will of Sauron? There are none who can Against the power of Mordor, there can be no victory We must join with him, Gandalf We must join with Sauron It would be wise, my friend Tell me, friend... When did Saruman the wise | abandon reason for madness? I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected a way of paying! Mr. Frodo! Frodo! - I thought I'd lost you | - What are you talking about? - It's just something Gandalf said | what did he say? "Don't you lose him, Samwise Gamgee" | And I don't mean to Sam, we're still in the Shire. | What could possibly happen? Frodo! Merry... It's Frodo Baggins! - Hello Frodo!| - Get of him! What's the meaning of this? Hold these You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop Hey! You get back here!... | You get out of my fields I don't know why he's so upset It's only a couple of carrots | And some cabbages And then those empty bags of potatoes we left in last week And then, the mushrooms, the week before! Yes, Pippin, my point is, | he's clearly over reacting Run! Ahhh. Ohhh I think I've broken something Trust a Brandybuck and a Took What? It was just a detour. A shortcut A shortcut to what? Mushrooms!! that is mine! that is precious! is one good Sam here! I think we should get off the road Get off the road! QUICK! Silence! What was that? See anything? Nothing! What's going on? That black rider was looking for something.| Or someone... Frodo? Get down! I have to leave the Shire Sam and I must get to Bree Right! Right... Buckleberry Ferry. Follow me. Hurry! Follow me! Run! Get the boats out! Frodo! Go! Hurry! Run! Jump Frodo!|... We go! How far to the nearest crossing?| The brandywine bridge. Twenty miles What do you want?| We're heading for the prancing pony Hobbits. Four hobbits! | What business brings you to Bree? We wish to stay at the inn. | Our business is our own Alright, young sir, I meant no offence It's my job to ask questions after nightfall. | There's talk of strange folk abroad Can't be too careful Excuse me Good evening, little masters! If you're seeking accommodation, | we've got some nice cosy, | hobbit sized rooms available... Mr... Underhill. My name's Underhill - Underhill... | - We're friends of Gandalf the Grey. | Can you tell him we've arrived? Gandalf? Oh, yes!|... I remember Elderly chap. Big grey beard, and pointy hat Not seen him for 6 months What do we do now? Sam, he'll be here. He'll come What's that? This, my friend, is a pint! It comes in pints? | I'm getting one You... already? That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived Excuse me. | That man in the corner. Who is he? He's one of them rangers. | Dangerous folk, they are, wandering in the wilds What his right name is, I've never heard, | but around here, he's known as Strider Strider Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins He's over there, Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin once | removed on his mother's side and... and my cousin third quite distant... Steady! You cannot hide I see you You draw far too much attention to yourself Mr. Underhill What do you want? - There is sort of trinket you carry | - I carry nothing! Indeed. I can avoid | being seen if I wish But to dissapear entirely. | That is a rare gift Who are you? Are you frightened? Yes Not nearly frightened enough. | I know what hunts you Let him or I it will hurt, Strider! You have a stout heart for a hobbit But that will not save you | You can no longer wait for the wizard, Frodo They're coming What are they? They were once men. | Great kings of men Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them 9 rings of power Blinded by their greed, they took them without questioning, one by one, falling to darkness Now they are slaves to his will They are the Nazgul. Ring wraiths. | Neither living nor dead At all times they feel the presence of the ring Drawn to the power of the One They will never stop hunting you Where are you taking us? Into the wild How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf? We have no choice but to trust him But where is he leading us? To Rivendell, Master Gamgee, to the House of Elrond Did you hear that? Rivendell | We're going to see the elves Gentlemen | We do not stop 'til nightfall - What about breakfast? | - You've already had it We've had one, yes | What about second breakfast? Don't think he knows about | second breakfast, Pippin What about elevensies? Luncheon | Afternoon tea Dinner? Supper. | He knows about them. Doesn't he? Pippin! The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth What orders from Mordor, my lord? - What does the eye command?| - We have work to do! The trees are strong, my lord | The roots go deep Rip them all down! This was the great watchtower of Amon Hen We will rest here tonight These are for you, keep them close! I'm going to take a look! Wait here You want a tomato? What is doing? Tomatos, Sausages, golden bacon, | We kept a little to you - Stifle this, stupids!| - Look at that, ash-gray in my tomatos! Go! Back you devils! Frodo! Strider! Help him Strider! He has been stabbed by a Morgul blade This is beyond my skill | He needs elvish medicine Hurry! We're 6 days from Rivendel | He'll never make it! Frodo, Frodo! Gandalf! Mr. Frodo!?| He's going cold! Is he going to die? He's passing into the shadow He'll soon become a wraith like them They're close! - Sam, do you know the athalus plant?| - Athalus? | - Kingsfoil - Kingsfoil, that's a weed | - It may help to slow the poison. Hurry What's this, a ranger, caught off his guard? Frodo! I am Arwen | I've come to help you Hear my voice | Come back into the light Who is she? She is an elf! He's fading He's not going to last We must get him to my father - I've been looking for you for 2 days| - Where are you taking him? There are 5 wraiths behind you | Where the other four are I do not know. Stay with the hobbits | I'll send horses for you. I'm the faster rider | I'll take him What are they saying? If I can get him across the river | the power of my people will protect him I do not fear them Ride hard, don't look back What are you doing! | Those riders are still out there! Give us the hobbit, elf! If you want him, come and claim him! Frodo no! Frodo, don't give in! Not now! What grace is given me, | let it pass to him Let him be spared. Save him - Where am I? | - You are in the house of Elrond and it is 10 o'clock in the morning, | on October the 24th if you want to know - Gandalf!| - Yes, I'm here! And you're lucky to be here too A few more hours, | and you would have been beyond our aid But you had some strength in you | My dear hobbit What happened, Gandalf? | Why didn't you meet us? Oh, I'm sorry Frodo I was delayed A friendship with Saruman | is not lightly thrown aside One ill turn deserves another It is over Embrace the power of the ring or embrace your own destruction There is only one Lord of the Ring Only one that that can bind it to rule And he does not share power So you have chosen death Gandalf? What is it? Nothing, Frodo! Frodo! - Sam! | - Bless you, you're awake! Sam has hardly left your side We were that worried about you, | weren't we, Mr. Gandalf By the skills of Lord Elrond, | you are beginning to mend Welcome to Rivendel Frodo Baggins! - Bilbo! | - Hello, Frodo, my boy! Bilbo! Baring back again "A Hobbit's Tale", by Bilbo Baggins - This is wonderful | - I meant to go back Wonder the paths of Mirkwood Visit Laketown See the Lonely Mountain again But age have seemed finally caught up with me I miss the Shire I spent all my childhood pretending | I was off somewhere else off with you, on one of your adventures But my own adventure turned out | to be quite different I am not like you Bilbo My dear boy... - Now, what have I forgotten? | - Packed already? No harm in being prepared Thought you wanted to see the elves, Sam I do... | More than anything I did… It's just We did what Gandalf wanted, didn't we? We got the ring this far to Rivendel And I thought, seeing now you're on the mend. We'd be off soon Off home! You're right, Sam We did what we set out to do The ring will be safe in Rivendel I am ready to go home His strength returns That wound will never fully heal He will carry it the rest of his life And yet, to have come so far, | still bearing the ring The hobbit has showed | extraordinary resilience to its evil It is a burden | he should never have had to bear We can ask no more of Frodo Gandalf! The enemy is moving! Sauron's forces are massing in the east It's eye is fixed on Rivendel And Saruman, | you tell me, has betrayed us Our list of allies grows thin His treachery runs deeper than you know The foul card Saruman | has crossed Orcs with Goblin men He's breeding an army | at the cavins of Isengard An Army that can move in sunlight, and cover great distance at speed Saruman is coming for the ring This evil cannot be concealed | by the power of the Elves We do not have the strength to fight | both Mordor and Isengard Gandalf! | The ring cannot stay here This peril belongs | to all Middle Earth They must decide now, | how to end it The time of the Elves is over My people are leaving these shores Who will you look to | when we've gone? The Dwarves? lThey hide in their mountains seeking riches | They care nothing for the troubles of others It is in Men | that we must place our hope Men? Men are weak The race of men is failing The blood of Numenor is all but spent It's pride and dignity forgotten An it's because of Men the ring survived I was there Gandalf I was there 3.000 years ago... when Isildur took the ring, I was there the day | the strenght of men failed Isildur! Hurry! Follow me! I led Isildur into | the heart of Mount Doom, where the ring was forged The one place it could be destroyed Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! No! Isildur! It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure Isildur kept the ring, the line of kings is broken, there's no strength left | in the world of men are scattered, divided, leaderless There is one who could unite them | One who could reclaim the Throne of Gondor He turned from that path a long time ago He has chosen exile The shards of Narsil, the blade that cut the ring from Sauron's hand Still sharp! No more than a broken relic! Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's heir, | not Isildur himself You are not bound to his fate The same blood flows in my veins, the same weakness Your time will come You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people And to that I hold I would rather share | one lifetime with you, than face all the ages | of this world alone I choose a mortal life! You cannot give me this! It is mine to give to whom I will... Like my heart Strangers from distant lands, friends of old You have been summoned | to answer the threat of Mordor Middle Earth stands upon | the brink of destruction None can escape it! You will unite, or you will fall Each race is bound this fate, this one doom! Bring forth the ring, Frodo So it is true! - The doom of men... | - It is a gift! A gift to the foes of Mordor Why not use this ring? Long has my father, the steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay by the blood of our people are your lands kept safe Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us use it against him! You cannot wield it! None of us can! The one ring answers to Sauron alone, it has no other master. And would a ranger know of this matter? This is no mere ranger He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn You owe him your allegiance Aragorn? This is Isildur's heir An heir to the throne of Gondor Gondor has no King... Gondor needs no king... Aragorn is right, | we cannot use it You have only one choice The ring must be destroyed What are we waiting for? The ring cannot be destroyed, | Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here posses The ring was made | in the fires of Mount Doom Only there can it be unmade It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the firey casem | from whence it came! One of you must do this One does not simply walk into Mordor It's black gates are guarded | by more than just orcs There is evil there | that does not sleep And the Great Eye is ever watchful It is a barren wasteland, | riddled with fire and ash and dust The very air breathe | is a poisonous fume Not with ten thousand men | could you do this, it is folly! Have you heard nothing | Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed And I suppose you think | you're the one to do it And if we fail, what then? | What happens when Sauron takes back what is his? I will be dead before I see the ring | in the hands of an elf! No one trust an elf! I will take it! I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor! |
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