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Highlander 1986 Directors Cut CD2Click here to download subtitles file for the movie "Highlander 1986 Directors Cut CD2"Click here to download the movie "Highlander 1986 Directors Cut CD2"Relevant Links:HighlanderHighlander: The Raven Highlander: The Animated Series Highlander Folk School More Links:Yes! Ahh. Hurts? Who is the woman? Oh! She's mine! Not for much longer. Tonight you sleep in hell! There can be only one! Hello, pretty. I'd like to speak to Russell Nash. Oh, I'm sorry. Mr. Nash isn't here. May I call him at home? That won't be possible. Good morning. This is Brenda Wyatt, Mr. Nash. We've already met, Rachel. What can I do for you? I'd like some advice. Are you someone who takes advice? That depends. Advice about what? What can you tell me about a seven-foot lunatic... hacking away with a broadsword... at one in the morning, New York City, 1985? Not much. A Japanese sword dated 600 B.C... the metal folded 200 times? I don't deal in exotic weapons. May I show you something in 18th-century silver? That's not why I came. You know it. Do you cook? Why? I thought we might have dinner. Did you? Yes. So I'm standing there, and there's Brenda. Our little Brenda. You're sure it was Brenda? She was in Nash's shop talking to him. What are you looking at, Rachel? The eyes in the back of your head. People are asking about you. What am I supposed to say? Hmm? Tell them I'm immortal. Shh. Quiet. Don't be frightened. - What's your name? - Rachel. - What happened? - Everybody's dead. I'm like you. I'm alone. Come with me, Rachel. You're alive. Why didn't you die? Hey. It's a kind of magic. - Move! - Nein! Heh heh heh. Whatever you say, Jack. You're the master race. Let's go. That was a long time ago. Would you listen to me for one moment, please? You can't hide your feelings from me. I've known you too long. What feelings? How about loneliness? I'm not lonely. I've got everything I need right here. Oh, no, you don't. You refuse to let anyone love you. Love is for poets. You're such a romantic, Rachel. You always were. Just a minute. Good evening. You want to dine in the hall... or shall we step inside? Ohh. Come in. May I take your coat? What? No, thanks. I'll hold on to it. Oh, fine. Where are you going? I forgot my earrings. Make yourself a drink. There are glasses in the bar. You know what you're doing? I like your place, Brenda. I've been here three months. Still fixing it up. Interesting view. What did you say? I said, "Interesting view"! Isn't it great? You never told me... what you do for a living. I work for the Metropolitan Museum... in acquisitions. Huh. That explains your interest... in ancient weapons. Right. Especially the samurai. Very nice. Shall we have a toast? Yes. Brandy. Bottled in 1783. Wow. That's old. 1783 was a very good year. Mozart wrote his great mass. The Montgolfier Brothers went up... in their first balloon. Hah. And England recognized... the independence of the United States. Is that right? Yes. What's that? It's for you. Can I open it? If you like. You bastard. Where did you find this? I have an extensive library. Odd thing. Your bio doesn't mention the Met. It says you work for the police... in forensics. Are you and Moran setting me up? I don't work for Moran. Then why is that bald policeman... sitting outside watching your apartment? You remember him. Moran's had him tailing me. What are you going to do? Question is, what are you going to do? Turn off the tape or shoot me with the .45? I'm not looking for a killer. I'm looking for a sword. The one used on Fasil. - I only want to see the samurai. - Why? Because it's not supposed to exist. I dated the blade at 600 B.C. The metal had been folded 200 times. The Japanese didn't make swords like that till the Middle Ages. So where the hell did it come from? If I could verify its existence... it would be like discovering a 747... a thousand years before the Wright Brothers ever flew. This is crazy. Wait a minute, Nash. I want some answers. You want? Don't you ever think about anything... except what you want? You must leave her, brother. Heather! Heather! Connor, I'm here! My beautiful man. My husband. I am that, my love. I've never really known... What? Why you stayed. Because I love you as much now... as the first day we met. And I love you. I don't want to die. I want to stay with you forever. I want that too. Will you do something for me, Connor? What, lass? In the years to come, will you light a candle... and remember me on my birthday? Aye, love. I will. I wanted to have your children. They would have been strong and fine. Don't see me, Connor. Let me die in peace. Where are we? We're in the highlands. Where else? Running down a mountainside. The sun is shining. It's not cold. You've got your sheepskins on... and the boots I made for you. Good night, my bonny Heather. Hey! Kastagir. Macleod, it's good to see you again. It seems like 100 years. It's been 100 years. How have you been? Hey, this... puts hairs on your chest. What is it? Boom-boom. Big strong man like you... shouldn't be afraid of a little boom-boom. Maybe you think I'm trying to poison you. I think you're crazy, Kastagir. So... the gathering is here. Ahh. Time's almost caught us, friend. Has it? Do you think we should go on? I think we should have a party. Oh, no. I remember our last party. Really? When exactly was that? It was 1783. 1783. Oh, yes. Your famous duel on Boston Common. Ha ha ha! You were drunk. What was that guy's name again? His name was Bassett. The heavier blade, Mr. Bassett. I implore you. I am fighting this duel, Hotchkiss, not you. See if the imbecile is ready. Mr. Bassett is waiting, sir. Tell him I'm ready. Christ! I've gone blind. En garde, sir. Wonderful, sir. Thank you, Hotchkiss. Bassett? That you? You missed him, Mr. Bassett. The sword, the sword. Stop, sir. I beseech you. I apologize for calling your wife... - a bloated warthog... And I bid you good day. Shoot him, sir. Shoot him. Now, sir, in the back! Now, sir! Hotchkiss. Hotchkiss! Stop it! * Hotchkiss * What? No, sir. No, no... No! No! No! That's the mood of New York now. Get out of here! So far... Earlier today, in response to growing pressure... the mayor's office issued the following statement... Give us a drink, pal. Got a joint? ...vigorous investigation... following up on some promising leads. Hey, Rockefeller, how'd you like Candy? She said you were kind of kinky, huh? Don't ever speak to me. I didn't mean nothin'. Look, I didn't mean... Don't ever speak to me again. Do you understand? Yeah. Good. I hope you get your head chopped off, asshole. And you! Shut it! - Hey, big boy. - Slow down. What the hell? Okay, marine, this is for real! Yah! Let's go! Go, go, go, go! Come on, come on! What the hell is going on? Ahh! Is somebody trapped in there? For God's sake! Look at that! Mother of God. Mom. Boo! Hey, where are you going with my car? Daddy, help me! Daddy! Daddy, help me! Help, Daddy! Daddy, help me! Frank, take it easy. I checked everywhere. There aren't any witnesses. That's New York for you. Twenty people standing around. Nobody saw a thing. Tell me about Matunas. Is he on drugs? He's a survival nut. What? He was a marine. His ex-c.o. said he was paranoid... but he was a good man. How you doing, kid? Okay, for a guy who got three feet of steel crammed through his gut. How you doing? I understand you saw who stuck you? You kidding me, man? Is that him? Nope. Quit kidding, Matunas. It was dark in that alley. The freak was trying to kill me! He had a scar across his neck. That ain't him. Shit. Depressed? Yeah. You don't know grunt about depressed. I got me a .357. Got me a trunk load of shotguns. I got three big-bore battle rifles... ammo up the ass... and I ain't safe! I can't protect myself! Okay, take it easy, pal. That weirdo, man. He got up after I put enough lead in him... to drop a rhino. Hey, listen, could you work... with one of our artists? Get a picture of this guy? Sure, sure. Thanks. Take it easy, pal. Hey, cop. Yeah. I know you guys think I'm nuts... but there's something else I gotta tell you. After he threw me against the wall... This is like "One Step Beyond". All we got is an eyewitness. Don't say anything about sword fights... or guys glowing in the dark for Christ's sake. Hey, Moran! Have you read this? Are you kidding? You know cops can't read. What does "incompetent" mean? That mayor. He calls me at 2:00 in the morning. I don't answer the phone anymore. What does "baffled" mean? Karen Joan Nash. Yeah, I remember her. I was practicing in Syracuse. Didn't get many of these. What? Unwed mothers. Nowadays, that's no big deal. Back then, in Syracuse... that was a stoning offense. What happened? She had the baby, and she died. So Nash was illegitimate. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was illegitimate... for about a minute and a half. He died right after she did. He died. Hello, Brenda. I did what you asked. I went through the deeds to Nash's house... back through five previous owners... to the original guy, Montague, in 1796. In all five instances... Montague through Nash... I found a death certificate... for a kid with the same name... who died at birth... years before he pretended to sign for his inheritance. Jesus, Rick, isn't there any heat in here? No. Heat's bad for the circuits. In case there's any doubt... So, what you've got here, Brenda... is a guy who's been creeping around... since at least 1700... pretending to croak every so often. Leaving all his goods... to kids who've been corpses for years... and assuming their identities. It's not possible. "Post" final! Cops release headhunter picture! Reward offered. I'll take a "Post". Headhunter revealed! For you, my bonny Heather. Happy birthday. And you, Juan Ramirez. Take care of her, you overdressed haggis. Kastagir is gone. Only you and I remain. Nice to see you, Kurgan. Who cuts your hair? I am in disguise. This way no one will recognize me. I do. What do you want? - Your head. And the prize. Watch. Happy Halloween, ladies! Blah, blah. Blah. Blah, blah, blah. Nuns. No sense of humor. Ramirez's blade did not cut deeply enough. He was right about you. You're slime. Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees! I took his head and raped his woman... before his blood was even cold! I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman... and she never told you. I wonder why. Perhaps I gave her something... you never could... and secretly she yearned for my return. Holy ground, Highlander! Remember what Ramirez taught you. You can't stay in here forever. You are weak, Highlander. You will always be weaker than l. I'll be out front. Goodbye, Macleod. We will meet soon enough. This is the house of God. People are trying to pray. You're disturbing them. He cares about these helpless mortals? Of course he cares. He died for our sins. That shall be his undoing. Father... forgive me! I am a worm. I have something to say! It's better to burn out... than to fade away! I need to see him, goddamn it! I'm afraid that's impossible. Mr. Nash is... Mr. Nash is dead. What are you doing here? I'm looking for a dead guy named Nash. He died at birth in Syracuse, New York. All right. Come on. Are the Claymores real? What is this, a museum? This stuff must be worth a fortune. I've been alive for 4 1/2 centuries. I cannot die. Huh. Well, everybody's got their problems. What are you going to do with that? Take it. I am Connor Macleod of the Clan Macleod. I was born in 1518... in the village of Glenfinnan... on the shores of Loch Shiel... and I am immortal. You're not listening. Brenda, it isn't going to work. I can't get involved. Not again. You know what's weird? Most people are afraid to die. That's not your problem. You're afraid to live. Take care of yourself. Don't lose your head. Hello, pretty. Come on! Open up! Oh, my! Have you ever played chicken? Here we go! Watch out! Excuse me! Oh, no! Watch out! A truck! Look out! Shut up. Sing along... Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I can entertain myself. Your friend is a real screamer. Listen. Which part should I cut off first? I'll be waiting. The endless killing has driven him mad. Rachel, there are instructions in the desk drawer. I want you to follow them. There's a power of attorney for you. You'll have everything you need. You're not coming back. Even if you kill him... you're not coming back... are you? Sweet Rachel. You always knew this would happen. Russell Nash dies tonight. Hey... it's a kind of magic. Goodbye, Russell Nash. So now it ends. What kept you? There can be only one! The quickening overpowers me! I know! I know everything! I am everything! this is where it all began. Can you tell me about the prize? It's like a whirlwind in my head. But if I concentrate... I know what people are thinking... all over the world. Presidents... diplomats... scientists. I can help them understand each other. What am I thinking? You're thinking... whether or not you can love me. You can. I'm just like you. I can love and have children. Live and grow old. You never prepared me for that... you Spanish peacock. Patience, Highlander. You have done well. But it'll take time. You are generations being born and dying. You are at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination. Use it well, my friend. Don't lose your head. |
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