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Herbal TeaClick here to download subtitles file for the movie "Herbal Tea"Click here to download the movie "Herbal Tea"Relevant Links:herbalI've Got The Urge (To Herbal) More Links:Hello,everybody,I am Linweizhu I'm the most famous boss of cool tea store in the SuHao-District June 16, 1769 I was born in NaDaSuThat hospital which is at current No.80 on road LuoBianChen. I am a lucky star As soon as I was born, my parents appeared in newspaper Because that year they were 68 and 65 years old Is it cool? I get up on time 6:20 everyday After washing my face and combing my hair,I make the breakfast for my parents Is it strange enough Because my parents were dead in this store doorway That day, mother came back after buying vegetables Father was crossing the street to greet her at the speed of 2km/hour -Wife -Husband A car at 73 km/hour Knocked him down about 6.3 metresaway Mama was so frightened that she increased her heart beats... Every minute 223 times Meet sudden death at there and then Prepare...one, two, three, four The top is once, descending once Five, six, seven, eight ¡ Once left , once right One, two, three, four ¡ Once top, once descend, then back again Five, six, seven, eight ¡ Every morning after teaching sword I spends at least 30 minutes handling neighbors' business Dear Zhu... I'll play mahjong in the afternoon Bothering you taking care of XiaoMing Ok,no problem My washing machine was out of order , please fix it for me Is it OK tomorrow? After the breakfast, return to cool tea store on time 9:30 10jin herb,please It's a recipe for cool tea 11:00 runs business The cool tea store business is quite good Fortunately, I have two good assistants Fourwei arrived Big uncle, I want the silver chrysanthemum Is it fourwei Silver chrysanthemum You said fourwei clearly I said it was the silver chrysanthemum Then it is ilver chrysanthemum It is the uncle Cai who has no memory Waiter has been here since age 20 He has given us much help Lubi, I have a very important thing to tell you We have no result together I am just a common cool tea salesclerk But you are different You have studied abroad There will be a classic work You can idle away in seeking pleasure, having a holiday to travel the world It is a little bit abstract to come to say We live in two different worlds But this a moment, I deplore greatly... I love you very much, but permit I say Let's break up No I Want you'll stay with me This man who is dumping his seventh girl friend this month Is Xiaoliang His outward appearance looks likethe childe In fact he has great ideal He's now learning Japanese each evening at the night school Preparing to be the Japan Sumo in the future Elder sister, rent it to me No Are you so hungry Having no money to rent will affect the neighbors please Out of the quwstion See you later,take care Fuck, why did you rent it to him Call him to die, no hair combing, no a piece of an honest work Asking several more is poor and bad, tortoise DearZhu, how would you do that Pick a rent guest the husband Picking the husband won't be so headache, the Uncle Cai I'll look at my husband alone But we'll all look at a rent guest But you have picked for half a year It is best to ask Tangni He often came here in the past He is getting old to die The person that he knows has no use According to me, it is still the low technological method Sticking the poster Uncle Cai, you write it for me It is ChaoShiChun for sure who should write the poster Elder brother ShiChun Do not call me that You can call me Mr. Chao Or DearChun,also OK call me ChaoShiChun ShiChun,ShiChun,it makes me unpleasant Call you big spring, Okay? I am not so hard Please do not call me ShiChun Or I'll be angry Seriously, what's the matter? Dear Zhu is looking for you Truely? ShiChun Will you write a few words for me We cannot rent that house out for half year I'll prepare the paper and pen right away Our most famous calligraphist ChaoShiChun Everyday at 11:15 3:15 and 6:15 He will come to drink the cool tea on time Our most allegiance guest TangYi, the luxury repairs Comfortable spacious matches the current fashion Practical sunlight in partition foot 3008, the early to rent the better The luxury repair? Is it not proper To the repair matter, each flower into each eye But you are¡ cheating the crowd Advertise will have a little certainly inaccurate But the company that do the repairing is Really called "Luxury" I will go out everynight at nine As sweet articles after the meal Make my everyday life more happy Come on, please Drink what? Two cup wildplum juice Why so much noise Act the drama Act the drama Have any stars Linda and some temporary actors Linda Who is Linda Camera Guard to spread You notices, after a while that individual will come over here You make an effort to hurtle before -Big Ganxiang -Yes,director Get dark quickly, are you OK? Director, this camera I put invulnerable Meeting that silly antihero coming over here Then a car bumps He will be throw away for nine miles away -Nine miles away -Yeah -Have you calculated? -Just my feeling So far, can the camera work it out No I compromise I become blind This time it is true... Try and see? Take a shot to show director, come Linda Linda I like to see you act very much I like to see you act very much You play the servant girl very well However the time¡is a little short I feel not enough Not 5J Not 5J Not 5J Can I help you Can I help you Although you are not very red now But ¡ I feel that you would be certainly red in the future I support you Are you clear now I am ready, sir Realy Let's try and see Ready start You cannot avoid it anyway OK,I'll tell the director Good We are ready for next play Rare, say it to me That villain corrects the mistakes to go to once, the leading role moves out of the way once The parties offends again, leading role dodges again Then¡is it to offend and dodge Yes Is what you want, director Maybe not, it is quickly black Thinking a few months are all these The r1 first Preparation This slice walks a little longer Big Paoxiang Come here 5J is ready, prepare Linda, come on 5J is ready, prepare Act Cut Are you OK Are you OK Have 7 any matter I have no matter, teacher Why does director ask me? Director, what do you think now Director, what do you think now It is not so good Play it again Need not Need not Listen to me, next foucs is Huazai Huazai died, the most audience will be sad The audience would be harmed by Huazai's death You die, nobody will realize You die, nobody will realize Next Next Uncle Cai, where is DearZhu Mrs. Chen Want you help taking care of small clear All right Remember to bring back the 630 yuan You still remember that Certainly.Help you to buy the vegetables How could I? I'll go now Wish your good luck Good, do your homework Give me a cup silver chrysanthemum Wait a little while Stretche out the tongue and let me see it, teacher Fuck, why do you want to see my tongue, lady Because your eyes tell me you are on the fire Really last fire You also see come out The silver chrysanthemum can not help you, what about Fourwei Fourwei Any room to rent here Can't you see it out I'm just like the boss She is the boss Execuse me, any room to rent here Yes. Are you an actor Last time the man bumped someone else is you That's right, it is you Any room to rent here Yes, follow me Have a look first See it literally That advertisement is a little exaggeration Can this wall dismantle Of course no How about it Ok I put the deposit first Wait a monment When you will soon become our new neighbors Thinking for the sake of the old neighbors I must ask your a few qusetions Ask literally -What is your name -ZhenZiDan That is me -How old are you -28 What is your job actor Got married? I've a Girl friend Hello Any problem Yes Sister's book which inside page is sometimes yellow Sometimes pink says Have a GF for one year or so will fight each other I haven't asked over Have a Girl friend for one year or so will fight each other Affecting the neighbors We are together for three years -Have any case history -no -Have the body scrathed -no What is the last time drinking wine? That will affect the neighbors I seldom drink the wine -Have any close relatives -no Parents Died, but missed them very much Have any little difficult to vomit -Have any meal to eat -Which meal -It doesn't matter -You have too much questions Yes, it is for the neighbors, I have no other way Yes, it is for the neighbors, I have no other way Where should I hang this There There You have so much DVD, VCD and video tapes You like to see the movies It is for our job It is nature to go to the cinema, just want to learn more So that you have a lot of premieres ticket Send my several pieces? We are not stars again, How can we we get so many premieres tickets That is it, let me handle this. Where is your girl friend? She went to the South African, will just come back next week Oh,that is so interesting. You can go there too. I am very busy Ok, Let me do this. It's true I am going to for a ride. I am going to for a ride. On time rents, and be good to the neighbors. Bye. Bye. Hurry, you are late. Good morning. You have got a little the cough,drinking this. It do work, really? One, two, three, four Up, Down. Five, six, seven, eight Left, Right, and once more. One, two, three, four Up, Down. Five, six, seven, eight Left, Right, and once more. One, two, three, four Up, Down. Five, six, seven, eight Good morning. Good morning. -Runing -Yeah Your medicine really works. Of course. -Does it? -Yeap I will go. Ok. Call my arzhu is fine. You can call me ardan. Good, take a break now Everybody is tired, Please rest five minutes, drink some water. Teacher Ardan, What is the matter? Nothing important, I just move out I need some money. so... It is a snap. I know this, So I helped you take the money back this morning. Isn't it 1500? Why there is only 800? You do not know something. Originally that lens is mine own, I know you are not busy. I suggested the director to help you. So you bumped by the car, who will drive? Originally, it is me. But I made a mistake. The glass smashes, I flew out. Really? You think the teacher cheats you I did not mean this But in your age, that is crazy. Why is this? You are the teacher, should take more. I am not this kind of person Teacher, did you ask the leader, When I can be an actor. The enviroment is bad. It is good enough to have something to do with. You'd better do some practice at spare time. Teacher, I practiced all day long. Trust me, I am looking for you an opportunity. Recently I have spent a lot of time with the directors. Opportunity will be come soon. You know, the social parties can't be disrespectful. You have to spent a lot of money. Every month the money is up to thousands. Frankly to say, I still have no money to rent this month. You mistaked me. -Take it please. -No. I invited the direct to chat, I will go first. Teacher! Do not be wager horse again. Not wager, I turn the wager ball game now. Bye Bye 212 yuan. I did not call for drink But it is 212 yuan. So expensive. You smashed the thing Come in to say. I¡ªbroken this when I did exercises. I will compensate Did you see the "rulai shengzhang" Longjianfei said it is better do not do exercise at home. Things beat pulpy, You do not play these, Sit down please. Show u something good. Look at it, do not wink You see it? Looking, look what? You see what Hai brother Right this side is his, and the other side is me. -Sorry, I can't see it -Try again. Look. See? Still there is ¡ Do not wink, Look at it. The one which flying out is you. The driver is. I am hurt bye the safety belt. Really? Show you something more. There, I have a performance and the movie that I liked. There, I have a performance but the movie that I don't liked. There, I have no performance but the movie that I liked it very much. There, I have the performance with all backstages. Lianda You are her fan. I am too, She smiles so sweet. Although she isn't famous, But I think she will. -Tell you a secret. -What? I am her boyfriend Really? The magazine reporter steals to clap is you. So I just moved to here. Why? You know, I lives together with her She is positive hot now. To escape from the reporter, So I moved here. You don't know we actors. Please don't tell others. I know. I will keep the secret. But I want to to take a photo with her, and... Her signature All right, But she isn't in Hong Kong, she went to the south. And... Feicui television. -Do not forget. -All right. See some movies that I have performance. It is time to sleep. Just two lenses. It is time to sleep, Bye. Will be quick, You go first. Lianda. I love you Will we must be test write from memory tomorrow? Reading and writing... What is that? That is whatever you read, Whatever I write. That is ok, come on. That is ok, come on. What about xiaoming What about xiaoming What is the next sentence. Do not wish to have a lesson every day. Every day... Do not wish to have a lesson. Brother shichun, You close the door, I will do there. That handed over to you That handed over to you Reading and Writing? -Yes, -So we begain. I go home after class. Work with the computer ¡ play the beloved electricity moves Have fun... You know all about this. You can write "Xi"? Arzhu, I will take xiaoming. Ming, Mom is here. Hurry, Pick up your schoolbag and go home. Hurry, Pick up your schoolbag and go home. Do more exercise at home. Bye... When did you come back? Why didn't tell me, How about South African? Wang-this place is pretty good. How about South African? I takes whole day, do not have time to play. That is right, every day is very busy. -Hungry? -How about have a meal? I have to work at 12:00. It is 7:00 now, You have plenty of time. Very tired, did not want to eat -I am tired. -Have a rest, Sit down please. I have something to talkwith you. Okey. I see your last boyfriend at South Africa. Is not it? -Beautiful? Huh? -He buy it for me. So big diamond, certainly cost a lot. We are together again. That is good. Send so big diamond to you. He must love you very much. How about our house? I will help you with it. Are you alright? Of course, Should I have something bad? I will be ok. You have to work, You are going go late. I work at 12:00, It is 7:00 now. Happiness time... 7:00, heavy traffic. Shall we have a meal together? No, I will eat myself. You return to the television station to eat, the food of there is delicious. I am tired now, I do exercises. I will call you later. Be careful. Lianda. Wishing you two toghter forever. Lianda... Can you give me a signature? Sorry, I am in a bad mood. Come on, you are very beautiful. I have said I am in a bad mood. Let me help your with that. Let me help your with that. What is the matter... Why are you so happy? Lianda, I got her signature. Woops. I am so lucky with such customer. Let me approche to my idol, It is wonerful. Lianda. Lianda. Lianda. You do exercises once more. What is the matter? Unhappy? How about drinking with me? Take it easy... JackDaneYeaF ]hnnvWaker0K LamMavC an uH Tell them what do you want to drink? I don't know... What can I help? Whisky and green tea... Tejianie, Gaili is fine. Both is ok? Yeap. Young lady, What do you want? Do u have... What? Is it enough for 24 bottles? It is ok... Do not drink so much. What is the matter. Tell me... Unhappy? Lianda left me alone... Just cry. Crying out, You would be more comfortable. Is it more comfortable? Crying a loud. Lianda! Lianda, Why you leave me alone! You are so cruel. Just for a diamond to left me. Bitch diamond. Lianda. You are so cruel. I buy you, I buy you a diamond. Oh, crying here. Who says it is bad thing? You are a man, Let me crying with you. What are you looking? Don't cry. Lianda, Lianda... Lianda, Lianda... Don't be silly. Don't go away. Do not sing. You see how beautiful the moon is. Why is square? Yes, the square is very beautiful too. Oh, My God! Oh, My God! Lianda! Lianda! Lianda! Go to grass, Lianda! That is what I said. Doing exercise will keep fit round and smooth, fructify That will do it. How can you know that in trousers. You see this. Sure is not good thing. That is enough. Isn't is, The face is as ugly as a bag. Yeap... Stop it. Bitch! What do you want? Why don't you run away? Stop! Where are you going? Who teach you that? Respond are all all mistake. That isn't that, Let me show you with this. Arzhu, Show them with that. It is free to give you a lesson. I will drink with you later. Fire Maren, Yinxinglu. twenty four favorite. That is ok, I know you like it. Look, do not wink. Be careful with yourself. I¡ You sleep You are got drunk Rola. Rola come to HongKong last time, Sleep and sleep. Look over it then sleep. No, Let's see it tomorrow. That director¡ªrequest hard. 20 times, He didn't say ok. He didn't know we HongKong actors. Yeap, You are the number one. Bye. Do not say it with others. Today...I... Cried... Okey. Lianda, Lianda... You are so cruel to left me. Headache? Yes. Drink this. Okey. Uncle cai. Where is Arzhu? Arzhu? A neighbor has problem, She went there to help. She can help with that? It isn't the body trouble. It's the television antenna of Ms.zhou. It's the television antenna. You tell Arzhu, Her medicine is very helpful. You tell Arzhu, Her medicine is very helpful. I will go now. Like this again. Uncle Cai, Why Arzhu is so good to him? She is good to us all. She personally the cook medicine for him. The cool tea that you drinked is also Arzhu cooked. But I payed it. The nobody wants the money, You want to give it. Look, That one is Lianda's bf. They have broken up, It is said that she is with a playboy now. That isn't Lianda's mistake. Why should she to be with him and suffer the poor. What did you say? Waiter! Give me a cup of ice milk tea. Ice milk tea? Oh, No. You still haven't pay the bill. What? You three persons, eat up two overlord's rices Did too much. -How dare you say that? -Where are you from? I am not saying that. I just want to help. I am a movie worker Hi, Paul, He is the one... Whom the little lady star abandoned. A poor wushu teacher. Attend to your meal first. Want me help you to pay? Say I am a pauper, I can suffer Say I am a pauper teacher I can beat you Beat us? Too bad! Big snake, you come to make trouble again. What if I make trouble? Split the head. Turn left and right to avoid. Die! Split the head. Turn left and right to avoid. Play the drama? Who comes to make trouble? Sor...Sorry... How can you still dare to do. Hai, give me the money! -Here you are, Is it enough? -So many! Reduce weight, so many meat someone is fighting there, And reading recruit type when fight. You don't understand, this is the occupation disease. Very painful Return to rub. It is hard to see that you have so many methods in your age. Certainly, I am taking charge of the cool tea store when 14. No such skill, how can Itake charge of it? 14 years old Yes My parents got me when they are60's. When they die, I am just 14 years old. More than 60 year olds they are still so healthy. Certainly! We have useful skill to do that. 73 years old grand. And is not just so so. Want to try? No... You take care there after you are 14 years old. Do not feel stuffy? No, I am very busy. You do not know of it. I mean... You stayed there all day long. Do not feel stuffy I go out to take the ride in the evening. Do you have a trip? I even din't take a plane. Even a plane? Why is that so? Someone even didn't take a plane nowadays? Where individual like go to It is not equal to to see the store son helps the person Your wishes should be the area the councilman, liking so to help the person The somebody else is happy I open the JL You the good regrets asked my nine problems, Sir I just move to come, you can ask me 29 problems I just ask your 18 problems Still not to 100 When I inquire about your girl friend, you do not answer Why did you tear Linda's picture Nothing important, so as not to harm your feeling What's more I like Lianda very much What's the problem,if I keep them Of course I feel hungry Dear Mei,I love you very much But we are too different You'll come to a bad result with me But ¡ You are an university student Future goes to work inside the wreath, your dress is valuable If you are on coming out of the doorway with left turning I walk rightwards forever But we¡ can not see the other party forever But ¡do you understand Dear Zhu TDear Zhu is inside What's the matter Nothing important You said that you want to see that movie made on the street last time No premiere ticket, but two other Want you to see it at 7:30 with me You invite me to see movies at 7:30 Yes There are too many things you do not understand about me Tonight you need not take the last Japanese lesson, need you Yes I have to look after the small BJ Just now elder brother's last feet Many vigorouses Do not you feel that feet That person who was kicked was a little familiar It's you certainly Yeap I have a little research on Gongfu I am not too weak I like the Japanese country skill most Sumo See why Think it, a Chinese Defeat the Japanese with the Japanese country skill Still rob the champion glory title The star is similar Also can forget three years and eight months feeling That is another matter Why didn't you go I've thought about it, that's why I'm learning Japanese When will you go Still not Ok Because I have some thing that I cann't give up here Loathe to give up How are you, did not sleep good Last night midnight field, saw your that movie Is it good Last time that the street field Knock down that result originally and so vigorous Certainly sheared and connected This film's action aspect is Ok This film's action aspect is Ok Have a little felling that it didcheat us money well done oh, just so so it's also painstaking to shoot modest film it's you who are painstaking how come the audience know how hard you work Dan master, what's wrong? wait hold on. i need 100 dollar for the fare hurryr¡ sir, i am sorry what the hell is wrong with your phone it won't get through i am sorry i just switched off the phone Zhu, this is my master hello, master hello, Zhu master, why you need me so badly? we got work to do now stuntman again? no, this time you are the actor actor? with features? you're the hero. you tell me what sort of film? action of course when shall we start? tomorrow morning so soon yep. the hero of original cast break the contract you don't mind being a sub, do you? i don't mean that that guy really lacks professionalism what about the screenplay? you'll have it in time i need 100 dollar more for a cab hurry i need to go back, hurry my master is such a man always tight i mean tight in spending money hero, I can be a hero hero the hero, i am the hero today what we are almost there. i see you there since i don't have a car hurry i will be the hero at any cost i need go back where to look after the shop it's the first for me to act the hero today cheers and boost let me carry these for you let me carry these for you hurry up. you are keeping the director waiting ok¡ ok¡ my master Dan, what kept you so late the director is waiting for you i have a role in the film i am fooled am not i the hero it only takes two days to shoot the whole film you are still the hero even if you are in for just one day take on the costumes, keep silent i bring about enough clothes no need¡all is prepared now this is some work you got the screenplay? yep this is the screenplay? almost finished isn't it supposed to be an action? right, all are acitions what's my role then? a madman mad¡man¡ this role is an unusual madman you are oppressed by convention and went mad cuz you cann't stand it any more there is sufficient room for your elaboration isn't it going to be big slush no, tiny slush at most master, i need time to study this role but¡ you' re not going to quit, are you i don't mean that that award winning actor also plays trash roles in trash films off time now hey, come over here. the director wants you i' coming old woman, takes costumes to Dan ok ok, i am coming director, all is ready when Dan has costumes on what is it like for the next scene? exciting the madman enjoys standing here that woman lying there is sad the madman approaches the woman but she cann't escape that's enough¡ let's rehearse all right ready just go Huang became the award winning actor director, i can do that goodbye bye the work is over? you said you are going back to look after the shop no easy job. I am waiting for you I got money wonderful let's have a extravagant dinner Dan¡it's too late it's OK. i am hungry beef, fish two goose livers, two bowls of lovster soup a pig hoof plus lobster nodle and a bottle of red wine right away hurry up Miss excuse me we two cann't eat them up i don't care you earned the money. How can you throw it away so carelessly? the 2000 bucks earned by acting a madman are no decent money that I cann't accpet how much does it cost for the dinner 2,560 bucks but you only own 2,000 it's 560 more let me cancle the pig hoof half for the livre half for the livre that makes 1,998 bucks two for the tip you are unhappy? you master shouldn't make you take role in such trash films don't talk about my master like such i'm just talking cann't i talk ok,i won't talk you know my master took me over when i was 16 the first time i was hurt he backed me to the hospital on foot without my master there is no what I am now i am just talking cann't i just talk ok, i won't talk serving why are you shouting? I drive slowly i don't mean that you drive fast that'so. everytime i am sad i will drive out and it makes me relieved you can have a try to make yourself happy of course, why not the madman the slush film once again you are grown up now why leave, Lian Lian, i am your big fan are you uncomfortable? are you unconfortable? don't do this i have to i don't have much merit but i remember anyone who is good to me whenever i am sad i just take it out the world isn't so simple as you think then how complicated it is, Sir? what do you wanna do most in your entire life? look after the tea shop my dad left me and then help others you are happy cuz you are doing what you desire to do me? i began this profession since i was 16 i don't wanna be a superstat but merely an actor instead 17 years passed without a slightest chance don't you have the chance today the madman is some hero you don't understand once you are in a slush film, it's hard for you to jump boat but there is possibility be confident i have outdone my confidence can it be outdone? don't be silly you should be more optimistic be optimistic be opmtiistic if only i get a chance you will, sooner or later come to the tea shop when you are blue you are more upset staying at home all the time i am upset? i cann't be busier practise all day long and study performing you are more upset than I i am in no way upset i prictise sword and look after my shop i also wait Mrs Lee to bring Ming then I feed her cat what a coincidence let me don't bother, i can manage these you bought much we have many guests for dinner tonight oh, i have to bye cabbage for soup Dan also comes for dinner really? cuz he makes a real actor yesterday the hero so the master and Xiao will also come why not come together good idea do you get along well with Dan merely neighbourhood you always talk about him i don't good cabbage. Dan will like it i want half a kilo, sweet actually i love you yet¡ you will regret if you are with me Sir, i want one more no more or you will throw up i'd rather die one more Zhu Sir Dan, come here i will cook when Mrs Lee brings Ming ok Chun how are you? fine don't drink too much Chun, don't stare at me like such just drinking¡something wrong with eyes nothing wrong with eyes, souls instead jerk cheers cheers i won't get the chance without you i shouldn't have disliked the slush film the master won't blame you toast to the master and respect the master in the past¡Zhu's daddy don't talk about the past during dinner sounds like someway passed away help yourself, DAn i know you like cabbage most i know you like it most help yourself Zhu, have drumsticks i am full for both of them hands off this one is bigger this one is bigger welcome to the show every Monday recent rumors says that young master splits up with Lian for your information, in the charity ball last Sunday the mate of young master is Josephine instead of Lian When asked by reporters, the young master just laughed yesterday, when Lian was in an emotional scene cheers lots of chances there must be a chance, cheers Xiao yes? you have a copy of star track? what star track? the track of movie stars, there whereabouts look for it, you moron you jerk just read the adult section. help me check here where is the entertainment section? hurry up Dan. i a waiting for you downstairs that's it what? get in the car where to go get in don't be pretentious the newspaper says it is nearby. where is it where are you heading for don't worry aren't you going to sell me no way lights ahead acting? who is the director i got it got what? the lottery cut yes? ok i am coming in a while what? what? i don't know what to say hurry, what are you gonna say Dan acting? here here you just drop by i'm gonna to¡ to what a coincidence to meet you here yep, what a coincidence still working? it's over soon a big production yep, quite big i¡ what nothing how about you and Lian nothing changed nothing. you go home so late i entertained her at the pub after work pub what did she say to you nothing impossible did she talk about something special to you did she talk about something special to you she asked me to celebrate her birthday this Friday good what? nothing, the plan to take Lian back in on its half way to success take back what she asks me to celebrate her birthday every year but this year you are different so i feel that she treated you the dinner means that you are really somebody in her heart don't be upset. I'll see to it Lian will sure be back to you side bye then see yah i knew it to go to the party and dressed up handsome you are like a star once dressed up like in the past no more passed please take care of yourself sure do i'm leaving wait how can you leave with hands empty i did not give flowers for years you are different this year thanks, bye how do you go there? by bus bus? it's off time now flowers will be staved that's enough ok lend me 100 bucks 100 bucks more for retune hurry Jiufang Tang can you exxuse me tidy them up you want dessert? ok will give you menu right away hi fella¡ toothstick¡please you don't have much to say today no still mad about me still mad about me a little a little if you may i really would like nothing happened i make a phone call Zhu, it's me are you having dinner with Lian? we are having dessert enjoy, i am sleeping see yah hi see interest and short hair get more chances to fall in love intonation and nail i almost believed that your world is too naive really not enough methods you go to the pagoda top i am downstairs with hundreds of staircases those prostitutes can get love can i£¿ we can both guess make fist bend your waist have a kiss hear wind blowing touch eyebeows all is fairytale the middle part is most attractive two worlds struggle you go to the pagoda i am downstairs with hundreds of staircases those students can get love can i? we can both guess make fist bend your waist have a kiss Dan yes? just bought cabbage to make dinner what's for diner? cabbage,Dan you are either at home or in tea shop what's so urgent go shopping you are not available i will have dinner with Zhu, come no, i have to wash dishes wash glasses? you did not mention it before you did not mention it just now i have reservation let's go bye happy birthday happy birthday how do you know it's my birthday? i am considerate i did not take Japanese lesson today to celebrate your birthday why, are you unhappy? what? don't know your lover is with other people? if it were me, I would also be unhappy what did you say? whenever you saw Dan is with Lian you are perturbed whenever you saw Dan is with Lian you are worried whenever you didn't see Dan you feel lonely this has nothing to do with Dan you love Dan how do you kno whenever i saw Dan is with you i am worried whenever i saw Dan is with you i am worried whenever you didn't see Dan i feel lonely what are you talking about? we are saying that i love you you are unhappy don't fool yourself your heart belongs to someone else i understand you wanna show kindness to me but your heart is elsewhere. Even if you manage to keep good terms with me i wouldn't be happy sorry sorry for what i made mistakes go and find her, hurry i will go by myself hurry, go may Dan can be with her beloved who? who? Dan for what? i wanna talk to you What about Lian? she is no longer important what matters what matters today is the last day that you film about madman will be shown at half past 7 will you come with me to the cinema? i cann't face that film but you have a role in it but i never think that i will see it oh please no way what about you shutting eyes and i watch movie people will laugh at me no one will laugh at you there must be someone come on¡ keep silent and give me 100 bucks taxi fare first hurry hurry what's wrong with your phone? i did't bring my cell master, why do you need me so badly? director Huang just finished watching your madman movie and considered you good actor you are going for the testing for a new moviw and still are the hero what kind of movie? no more slush films do you know the movie? what? great musketeers great musketeers does great musketeers have anything to do with madman? eh? what do you know, a pitiful audience how do you know the thoughts of a great director as Huang mind you own business mind you own business i need 100 bucks for the taxi hurry, i need to go back great musketeers nervous? you have read great musketeers many times yesterdy also rehearsed. no need to worry i can go by myself let me help you no need i wanna know the result asap it cann't be so quick. you will know either by mail or by phone i will follow you up to wait mails or phones for you no need behave yourself cann't i next time do i make it? i have the screecplay of great musketeers when will be the shooting? we will go to Agentina next month for xin months next month? to shoot great musketeers in Argentina? you got to be kidding this is the idea of Huang how come a commom person like you know the reason he is a great director here not here i know what about the heroine how many horoine¡has he selected? too common look¡the directos carefully makes his choice he once mentioned Liu, Chang oh, great you won't understand the director's selection what's for meal? ready ready head low avoid once more head low avoid What's wrong? i gotta something to tell yah you practise by yourselves first you help them ok£¬come on ok, one,two,start head low avoid what's the matter Mrs Chen? the sleeping portion is too strong it cann't be what's wrong?you don't lok well why does my husband go up there only husband, how long 3 weeks not more than 3 weeks. when to return never why£¿ he had a lover Zhu, do me a favour i will try¡try this magic tea see if you will be happy after drinking the tea my husband won't havea lover after this just in three weeks head low avoid then what if six months Yang, what are you doing over there? we shall meet here in 16 years couple's deep love, don't break promise what's so funny? the story of the scene is that little dragon maid gets lost and leaves a message for her lover to meet again in 16 years is that so funny? you cann't call him Chun don't ever write him name here he screwed up all the theatre, u know he writes for the whole morning and also, i feel there is something wrong with your interpretation my interpretation but i followed the practice of a famous actor no¡ too bad too bad? i don't care you are merely a common audience how could you possibly know the idea of Huang syrup funny? i wanna go to Argentina no i wanna fly it's my first time to be part ofa big hit. if i bring with me more people peoplemay say i am pretentious and cut my part. that's bad then i will book hotels and afford my own air ticket i won't cost you any money i won't play around there i don't have time to look after you i can take care of myself it's six months i will be sad but i won't interfere your work not good i don't get such opportunity often please let me have a successful career i'm going for rehearsal we are in good terms how can you left me alone we are husband and wife how can you left me alone for 16 years we are husband and wife help me with the rehearsal, Zhu what? no wonder you won't allow to go to Argentina Lian is the heroine in this movie I just know really? then why won't let me go with you? i have to focus on my role i will be distracted if you go there, understand but i won't interfere you and i can take care of myself but i will worry about you who will look after you when i am working i can take care of myself you don't need to do that it's unlike Hongkong and you have never taken a flight yes, i never fly i have never left my tea shop for my entire life for more than 24 hours i am willing to left the shop to go to Argentina with you you won't let me go i just need to be concentrative in the film i'd rather say i will interfere you and Lian how can you say that if you really wanna stick with Lian I won't come how can i know you will be regretful a bit i will meet you again i give you my word i will be right back after the shooting and then we will travel to Argentina just months is a glimpse swift but you will face Lian everyday and day after day i promise i will focus on the film i won't be mad about you i promise help me with the dialogue morning sweet surprise air ticket to Argentina with the name Zhu did you make a mistake? Miss Zhu it must be how come how come Zhu left when? this morning she asked me to paste this peice of paper this afternoon i'm gonna paste it right away did she say where she is heading for no, just says she will take flight oh, this is for you from Zhu Dan, I thought for the whole night yesterday it is not that i don't trust you but rather that i don't trust myself life after you finish the film is beyond mine i don't know how to face life without you beside maybe you are right i have been in the tea shop all the time too boring since you refuse to let me go with you i'd rather make use of this chance to go out and see around the world let's depart and just like our relationship is to be testified by the great musketeers yet sixteen years is too long for me i'd rather make it sixteen months to see if we can meet again or everything changes i kept all your screens recorded in a cassette as a birthday gift for you now i have to give it to you in advance happy birthday and make a good movie don't be angry with neibhbourood take care bye Yours, Zhu she is pretty and kind the story is about she is too pretty and they die as a couple i don't care such spring it would be pleasure for me to be the grass behind your flower friends admire my beloved i would be willing to be your brother or sister you shouldn't be a slave of flower praise whatever is good friends admire my beloved like your brother or sister gifts too precious and make it less don't waste anything where to go? wanna be an attacker? screw you wanna go to Japan? i already have nothing to lose i wanna be an attacker so be it i drive and take you a lift to get accustomed to a person i have to work hard work hard work hard bye Chun is Zhu back? look at that paper, it says in 16 months i don't know either when she is back what are you doing? you tell me you tell me excuse me sit down please i am alone with no accompaniment Xiao left me a photo Xiao left me a photo Li¡you aren't you supposed to act the lover while i act the little dragon maid you deceived me and made me to go to Argentina for 16 years what Lian did she just acted as musketeers not even saw a fly what did you do in the 16 years i know you have nothing to take care of nothing worth remembering all that you can do is looking at the musketeers right? |
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