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Hawaii Oslo (2004) CD2Click here to download subtitles file for the movie "Hawaii Oslo (2004) CD2"Click here to download the movie "Hawaii Oslo (2004) CD2"Relevant Links:OsloBig Hawaii Hawaii Hawaii Five-O Hawaii Happy Hawaii More Links:25.000 un! un! Shit! -did you want me to run?|-No. Hi, it's me. I'll be there in about a half-hour. What?|did you take care of the passport? you said ''run.'' When some things are right,|other things may seem wrong. I want to go back to Karibu. We're getting out of here. ar from here. Get it?|We're leaving. you and I. What were you thinking? It was his brother. He came on a surprise visit|from Hawaii. His brother is in prison|for armed robbery! alm down, Vidar. -I'll have to report this.|-What? you pose a threat|to the patients. you scare them. Go ahead.|It will be over by then. Let's get to the bottom of this. -So Asa does not exist?|-She won't show up. And Leon is going to be|hit by a car and killed. Karibu, level B2.|dorte speaking. yes. yes, he lives here. All right.|Good-bye. hat was Asa. We are to tell Leon|that she is waiting for him. At Hawaii. Impossible. don't screw this up, Vidar. his may be Leon's only chance|to meet someone from outside. Is this it? yes, that's it. hat's Kurt obain's.|He was a lefty too. Put that in the front seat. you can keep the baby gear. It isn't for sale anyway. 55,000, for all of it. Lend me 400,000. I need to borrow 400,000.|Please. I can't, rode.|you know that. your project last year...|you still owe money. excuse me.|Are you Asa? -yes.|-did you call for Leon? yes.|Who are you? Vidar.|A friend. I don't know... It was a deal we made ages ago. he world's most naive project. I just came to a point... I gave up on everyone else. And then I thought... hen I started thinking about Leon. I never forgot his birthday... I never forgot his birthday. I didn't think|he was going to meet you. I thought something terrible|would happen. Something terrible? I dreamt it. dreamt it? If you're here, he will come. I'm glad you are real. I don't want to disturb|if...when he comes. It was nice to meet you. Hello? dorte who? A girl called for you. Hello? Hawaii? A bar called Hawaii? Here in town? Bye. It's her. I need to take care of something,|then I'll help you. I promise. -do you know where Hawaii is?|-In the middle of the Pacific. of course I know where it is. oK? Would you please stop crying? It's you, isn't it? you sing like an angel. Want to go to Mcdonald's first? -Before what?|-Mikkel... I knew it. you couldn't find us|some fucking wannabe family! We're going to Mcdonald's|before we get split up! -We can't talk here.|-his is the last I'll see of him. Before we get locked up|in two separate fucking orphanages! don't you get it?|hen we'll have no one. No one. No one left! don't you understand|that you can't do this?! uck!|uck! uck! elax. I'm sorry. I'm the boys' mother. I knew it. I'm their mommy. his is a funeral.|his is not a good time... you're lying! Mikkel, wait! It will be better for you,|don't you get it? you have to wait. you never liked us,|so we sure as hell don't like you! -Are you always on duty?|-No, I got off last night. I followed you, because... Because? hat cat. your cat... It didn't make it. We were unable to save it.|I just thought I'd tell you. an you do me a favor? yes...sure...of course. I have something|in a safe-deposit box. It's in my name. In a Nordea bank|on rondheim Street. hanks. How are you doing? I was just wondering... Who decides who gets to live? ould I talk to the doctor|who makes those decisions? I'm afraid that's me. I have managed to scrape together|149, 750 kroner. I have sold|all my earthly possessions. And you wonder how I'm doing? It would be ethically irresponsible|for me to recommend this procedure. So we should just give up? here is nothing I'd rather do|than tell you to do all you can. do anything in your power.|But it isn't morally justifiable. his solution is not legitimate.|It is undocumented. Bullshit! I want to talk to someone|who dares take responsibility! alm down. Get a grip, Milla. you've been brainwashed|by lying here all day. No, you have to stop dreaming. you have to wake up! Listen to yourself.|Just listen. Wake up?|I'm wide awake! If you leave now... Stop. Please. Give me that bag|I told you to take care of. Leon... Leon! do you plan on using that?|do you? yes. you wait here,|and everything will be oK. Why is everything going to be oK? Because you're my brother|and I care about you. I need something|in this safe-deposit box. It hasn't been paid for. I can pay. -It's never been paid for.|-I can pay now. one moment. everyone down!|Get down! Get down! everybody down!|Get away from the registers! -Get over to the wall!|-She isn't breathing... Hurry! Put it in the bag! ome on, Leon. Leon... Leon! ome on. do you remember me? emember the ambulance?|I had a son. emember? he ambulance. -you have to help me.|-I can't help anyone right now. I'm not the type|to believe in mysteries. -But I will believe in anything...|-I don't believe in anything. -you dreamt that I had a son.|-I always dream. I need to sleep. Hi, where are you? We're waiting.|all when you get this message. -I found them.|-you'll probably get lice. What's the matter with you? you can't sit and rot at that place. you're smart. you're my brother.|Get it? We have a bag full of money|that's ours alone. yours and mine. an you take care of yourself, Leon? do you know where we're going? Hawaii. -o get Asa?|-No. Hawaii, Hawaii. I want to go to Hawaii in oslo! Let me do this for you, Leon. his time I won't run away. I promise I won't run away|this time. I promise. -About time, erland!|-It takes time. -What the hell is this?|-A passport. do I look like Ahmed Abdu|from f... Marocco? hat's all you get for that price.|It's your picture, right? Give me a thousand, Leon. Leon?|Leon! Leon! excuse me,|do you know where Hawaii is? Up to the right|and then take a left. you aren't...who you claim to be. Neither are you. emember what I said|the first time I met you? do you? I said that without me you were|a star with no place in the sky. A princess without a kingdom. A guitar without strings. But it's the other way around.|I lied. I love you. What is it? ake a look. Hi. How are things here? We did it. you have... 850,000 has to be enough, dammit! All right.|I'll try to find an ambulance, - - and we'll get you|out of here tonight. -I was starting to get worried.|-I had to drop by work too. -What happened to you?|-Nothing. I have... I have two kids. hat's nice.|Kids are great. hose boys you saw|outside the church. I haven't seen them|for eleven years. And they're so... Such wonderful kids! yes? No, I'm off duty now.|yes, I know. he ones who had the kid|this morning? okay. I'm coming. I guess it was your kids i saw|down the street. hey looked like you.|especially the oldest one. -I'll call you.|-hank you. I have to...get back to Karibu. I have to look out for Vidar. Sorry. Leon! Leon, not now.|Not now, Leon. I thought maybe you had forgotten. I never forgot you, Leon. And I never forgot your birthday. Have you had a nice birthday? Not really. Where's the money, Leon? -We need it to get out of here.|-I don't want to go. Stop it, Leon.|Where is the money? I remember you. rom the school. rygve imports flowers to Hawaii. We don't have time for this.|Where is the money? Nothing is like Waikiki Beach.|Nowhere will you find bigger waves. every morning I drink|a Blue Hawaii and go surfing. you surf on Waikiki Beach?|Have you ever been there? I noticed the shirt|had a Norwegian tag on it. ine, I admit it,|I have lied to you. But I want you to come now. un with me now.|ome on. Police, freeze! Leon, what's going on? Leon? -What's happened?|-Step back! I know him.|here must be a misunderstanding. I'll take care of it, Leon.|don't worry. -I'll take care of this.|-Who are you? Step over|to the other side of the sidewalk. -Spread your legs.|-Step back. do you have|anything else in your pockets? you can release him.|He is not involved. -Just calm down, Leon.|-Step back. Leon! We're on schedule. he plane doesn't leave until 7.|he boy will make it. Jim Aaron? Jim Aaron.|Sure, Jim Aaron! -Want me to drive?|-No, I'm fine. It just itches in this heat. his is ar 4 requesting assistance|to Schou's Square. We hit someone. Viggo! Hello?|an you hear me? -Hold his head.|-My God... emember... he three...words. What did you say to him? I love you. Subtitles: Nick Norris |
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